[Transformers] Short Stories

1.

Tong Tianxiao announced his ambition to Optimus Prime at the oil bar: "Brother, I want to sing."

The impact was too strong, and Optimus Prime stuttered: "Yes, yes, yes, do you still remember that you are the director of the Cultural Bureau?"

Tong Tianxiao said seriously: "Brother, don't worry, I have already resigned."

—Where is it reassuring?Optimus Prime, core plug.

2.

"It's strange that Celestial has changed his mind," said Optimus Prime.

The police car nods.

"It's very worrying, Ji is only a few million years old at such a young age, and he doesn't know how to take care of himself at all." Optimus Prime said.

The police car nods.

"Go and help me find out what's going on," Optimus Prime said.

The police car nods.

"Also, I'm not a brother-in-law. These are completely different things." Optimus Prime said.

The police car nods.

"Are there any vacancies in the Security Bureau? Arrange a position for Tong Tianxiao as a minister." Optimus Prime said, "If you can't become a singer, there is still a way out."

The police car nods.

3.

Tong Tianxiao, (formerly) the director of the Cultural Affairs Bureau.

For this job, he works conscientiously, leaves early and returns late, and works hard.

Every day when he walks into the office and sits down, he has to stamp piles of application forms:

"Do not pass"

"Do not pass"

"Do not pass"

……

The people of Cybertron understand his hard work, and his reputation is very stable.

"Pu Shen, what is this idiot [bi——] going to do to leave?!" They said so one after another.

4.

Tobutus is a big star, he dominates all kinds of life-threatening movies all the year round, his daily style is like this:

"I'm worried about the future of the entertainment industry. If there is no me, where can they find a TF who can carry the idol world?"

"Today, I am still so handsome that the sky is full of anger and people complain, and I am full of grief."

"I want to kill the most perfect TF in the world, but I can't. This baby can't commit suicide!"

"Look, I am the King of the world!"

……

Despite his extraordinary charm, Rodimus' application form for playing a new play has been stuck with Tong Tianxiao for more than 80 years.

5.

New plays can't be broadcast, and they can't get paid.The big star Rodimus was very upset.

His friend Drift helps him analyze where the problem lies.

"Does the content of your movie express that you want to love Xing Xing?" Drift asked.

"Expressed! I beat the Decepticon in various positions, and finally got tired, and I tore it lightly with my hands a few times." Rodimus replied.

"Is there any cheating content in your movie content?" Drift asked.

"Absolutely not, I'm a loyal TF. If you say bond, you're bonded, if you say spare tire, you're spare tire, if you say take over, you take over, if you say get dumped, you get dumped!" Butianshi replied, "It's just the 'dumped' part. It was definitely a mistake, I am so good, how could TF have the heart to get rid of me?"

"Is there any inappropriate content in your movie content?" Drift asked.

Rodimus was silent.

6.

Rodimus finally figured it out.

He said to Drift sincerely: "That's the problem."

"What?" Drift was unclear.

"This is the reason why I can't pass my new drama." Butius said sadly, "I am so good, it's too bad for the young to build self-confidence!"

"Please come and talk to me about cross talk!"

7.

Drift, is a comedian.

Unfortunately, he couldn't find a partner, so he had to be a stand-up comedian.

The classic joke of drifting is like this:

"Once upon a time, there was an Autobot who suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder. One day, he walked into the company with a bunch of data pads.

Suddenly, ho!I met a few Decepticons, came to bully him, beat him up, and almost demolished him.

After the Decepticon left, the Autobot stood up, patted the dust on the body, and breathed a sigh of relief:

It scared me to death, I thought they were going to steal my data board! "

This paragraph was pinched within a few days.

——There are two well-known obsessive-compulsive disorders in the leadership team of the Autobots, so the relevant departments are highly suspicious that Drift is using the past to satirize the present.

8.

Unable to do stand-up comedy, Drift had no choice but to find a partner to do stand-up comedy.

But a partner doesn't come just as soon as you say it, so the 80 years of looking for it will pass.

Kung fu has always paid off to those with fire.

Drift found the ambulance, hi!

Here we come!

9.

"That day, I was telling everyone about Yuanshi Tianzun's storytelling on the street. The ambulance passed me and snorted, 'It's all nonsense! It's all nonsense! He will be my partner." Drift said excitedly.

"He agreed?" Rodimus asked.

"No." Drift said disappointedly.

10.

On the first day, Drift invited Ambulance to talk about cross talk together, but Ambulance refused.

The next day, Drift sent another invitation, but the ambulance not only refused, but also lost a wrench.

The next day, Drift couldn't sit up at the door for a long time, which affected the consultation. He was beaten up by the steel cable and almost broke up.

The ambulance had to treat the drift.

On the first day, Drift moaned and moaned on the treatment bed, and the ambulance repaired and said disgustedly: "It deserves it."

After a pause, he asked angrily, "Does it hurt so much?"

"It's not pain, it's poverty." Drift cried and said, "I don't have money to pay for repairs, and I don't do cross talk, so I have no income."

The ambulance driver paused and gritted his teeth: "Don't think I don't want money just because of that!"

Drift immediately said: "Then you will be my partner, and we will talk about cross talk together, and I will have money."

The ambulance driver tried hard, drifted and locked the sounder, and was too painful to speak.

Checked the next day, the drift is still humming.

"What's the matter?" The ambulance was disturbed by him.

"Poverty prevents me from recuperating." Drift sighed.

On the third day, Drift rejected the energy block.

"Poverty makes me lose weight day by day." Drift said sadly.

On the fourth day, Drift stood on the window sill and said to the ambulance: "Poverty makes me loveless."

"I see." Facing the eyes of a room full of patients who seemed to be looking at animals, the ambulance compromised, "You come down first."

11.

After Drift recovered and was discharged from the hospital, he secretly paid a lot of money to thank the cable and thank him for his cooperation.

12.

Bu Tianshi was inspired and decided to touch Ci Tong Tianxiao, trying to threaten Tong Tianxiao to pass his new play in the name of being seriously injured.

On the day when Butianshi came to Pengci, Tong Tianxiao went to see the ambulance.

"Stamping for a long time, the shoulder armor hurts." Tong Tianxiao rarely complained.

The ambulance silently looked at his two big shoulder pads, and suggested tactfully: "Why don't you take off the vest and rest?"

Tong Tianxiao thought for a while: "Will it affect you badly?"

"It's okay. Anyway, I still know you when I take off my vest."

13.

Butianshi came to Tong Tianxiao aggressively, and decided that as soon as the other party raised his hand, he would pretend to be seriously injured and fall to the ground.

When he opened the door, he saw a white TF looking at him.

"Did you knock?" White TF asked.

"I'm looking for Tong Tianxiao." Rodimus murmured.

"I am. What's the matter with you?"

Rodimus landed on the ground with a soft kneecap on his left leg: "Please be my partner!"

14.

"What does he mean?" Tong Tianxiao was confused.

"Maybe it's an unspoken rule." The CPU analyzed it this way.

So Rodimus found himself flying out of the window - from the thirtieth floor.

15.

Rodimus is worthy of an action actor. He flew out of the window, twirling in the air, jumping off the building, tearing off the drainpipe, smashing all the glass, hanging three centimeters above the ground, stabilizing the body and landing gently, full marks for the high-altitude action.

He rushed upstairs again, and came back soon after.

"This is not an unspoken rule!" He said to Tong Tianxiao sincerely, "This is true love!"

16.

It didn't take long for Tong Tianxiao to make a decision.

He resigned from the Cultural Bureau.

After resigning, he came to Rodimus: "Does what you said count?"

Rodimus closed the optical mirror and recognized it: "Of course!"

On that day, the people of Saixing were overjoyed, and expressed their wish that Tong Tianxiao, who had found his true love, would never come back.

"If you lose one of you, there will be thousands of happy families." Even Drift sent a text message to Butianshi like this.

17.

Tong Tianxiao is very serious in everything he does, and sings when he talks and sings.

The worried Optimus Prime tosses and turns on the charging bed every night, and when he closes the optical mirror, he sees his brother's dark future.

18.

Tong Tianxiao once said: "I don't know much about celebrities, it's boring."

Tong Tianxiao once said: "Everyone should pay more attention to Sai Xing's laws and current affairs, and read as little as possible of unnutritious things."

Tong Tianxiao once said: "We must establish a positive cultural atmosphere and put an end to the three vulgarities."

Now Tong Tianxiao is double-opening the screen to speed up the appreciation of all the programs starring Rodimus, including but not limited to talk shows, dramas against Decepticons, and bloody dramas.

Also caught a few typos in the subtitles.

19.

Rodimus said in the movie: "I have always been dedicated to my colleagues!"

Tomushi said on the talk show: "It is recommended that everyone go home and do more housework, and let the other half worry less."

Rodimus said in the oracle: "We need to cultivate relationships in a healthy way."

The real Rodimus ordered takeout and pretended to make it himself, and then waited for Tong Tianxiao to come back, while tossing the room into a mess.

Accidentally spilled high purity on the charging bed.

20.

The life of drifting is very joyful. After 80 years of silence, he can finally speak cross talk on stage again.

He wrote a lot of scripts on a whim.

The ambulance was patient at first, to be honest.

But the number of spectators is getting smaller and smaller, and the ambulance is very annoying, so I simply put aside the writing about drift, and performed various improvisations, with the ultimate goal of destroying the drift underground.

Ambulance's casual and poisonous tongue became popular, and the comedian duo became popular overnight, and the show was sold out.

21.

Optimus Prime said, "We Autobots can't be selfish."

Optimus Prime said: "Save energy, start from me."

Optimus Prime said: "Treasure words like gold, steady like a mountain."

On the day when Tong Tianxiao’s album was released for pre-sale of electronic resources, Optimus Prime said to the police car: “Open all the networks that can be hacked, and order the album with different accounts as soon as it is online. It is best to order all of them. Quick! Decisive! Nothing No hesitation! Be sure to create a feeling that one side is sold out as soon as it goes online."

The police car nods.

22.

Arcee reminded: "It's today, don't forget to order the album of Astronomy."

Drift Reminder: "It's today, don't forget to order the album of Tong Tianxiao."

The ambulance reminded: "It's today, don't forget to order Tong Tianxiao's album."

Rodimus sneered: "Do you need to be in a hurry? I can order it anytime."

——Then the order page cannot be opened.

23.

Ten copies of the Celestial's album, Tightrope and his squad of mechanical dinosaurs each.

Daniel ordered ten copies of the Celestial Knowing album.

Police Car ordered ten copies of Apocalypse's album.

Jazz has ordered ten copies of the album of All Knowing.

Bumblebee ordered ten copies of the album of Celestial Sense.

Chong Yunxiao ordered ten copies of Tong Tianxiao's album.

Sonic ordered [-] copies of the album of Apocalypse?

Megatron ordered ten copies of Celestial's album? ? ?

Looking at this weird order list, Rodimus said that it's been a long time.

24.

Tong Tianxiao was helpless: "Brother, you really don't have to do this."

Optimus Prime is very innocent: "This is just to strengthen the stability and harmony between Decepticons and Autobots through cultural and artistic exchanges."

Tong Tianxiao sighed: "Even so, wouldn't it be too much for Jing Potian to order a thousand copies?"

The police car on the side said: "It's nothing, anyway, Jing Potian can't remember how many accounts he has."

25.

All the first purchase orders were destroyed, and the police car turned the tide without causing any adverse effects.

The second order has officially started.

Under the supervision of his younger brother, Optimus Prime honestly bought three copies, and explained their uses separately: "Collection, Amway, listen to yourself."

26.

Butius smiled and said, "Don't worry, I only bought one copy."

In private, he swiped as many cards as Drift had.

27.

Drift complained about his loss: "Our friendship is like porcelain. Rodimus, you don't love me at all, you only love my card!"

Rodimus jumped up: "Who said that?" He poked at Drifting's shoulder armor, "Do you still remember who was the assist between you and the ambulance?"

I vaguely remember that it was a dark and windy night... a night with a bright moon and few stars, Drift waited for the ambulance to get off work and went home together.

Along the way, Drift wanted to say something to the ambulance, but he didn't know how to say it.

Butus Shi happened to be walking behind them, and was irritated by his buddies' attitude of staring at the object of pursuit from time to time but not daring to act.

Finally, Drift squeezed out a sentence: "The humidity is a bit heavy today, I suspect that there is some discomfort inside the body, or you can come to my house and help me take a look..."

"It's just a little damp, delicate." The ambulance said with disgust, "No!"

Rodimus from behind got inspiration and kicked Drift into the river with his kick. After kicking, he transformed into a car and ran away without a trace, leaving the ambulance stunned.

Drift, you're welcome, buddies can only help you so far!

28.

The ambulance took great pains to fish the drift out of the river.

"Hey, don't play dead." On the shore, the ambulance said, patting the drifting visor.

The drifting optical mirror barely sees through the light: "Ambulance...I have only one sentence to say to you before I die..."

The ambulance was annoyed: "If you don't stand up again, I don't want you anymore."

"Don't!" Drift got up, jumping up and down on the spot, "I'm healed, look, I'm healed!"

"Okay, let's go to your house." The ambulance folded his arms, "help you check and check."

Drift was completely stunned by this surprise.

"Focus on checking the brain module." The ambulance said one word at a time.

29.

Recalling that magical foot, Drift was very emotional: "It seems that I should really thank you?"

"You're welcome, I still need to be beaten next time, please contact me inside at any time, don't bother with the wire rope, it seems that our friendship is not enough." Butianshi was also deeply moved, "For my dearest buddy, let's go out Call anytime."

"Those knives of yours seem to have been inserted into my body..." Drift muttered.

30.

Despite the twists and turns, Tongtianxiao's electronic album sales are still very good, and Jazz plans to help him release a physical album.

On the day the new album was released, the tape recorder interviewed him: "Do you have any plans for the future?"

Tong Tianxiao thought for a while, and answered honestly: "It depends on the situation, if you can't become a singer, you can report back to the (Security) Bureau."

Once the interview was aired, the physical discs were out of stock.

31.

Rodimus is very desperate: he forgot to buy a physical disk, and now he can't buy it in Saixing.

After Tong Tianxiao found out, he touched his head sculpture: "My entire TF is yours. I will sing whichever song you want to hear, and you still need to care about a disc?"

So Butianshi sat in Tong Tianxiao's arms, unceremoniously used him as a karaoke machine, pressed any finger he wanted to listen to, and occasionally played tricks that made Tong Tianxiao helpless, and occasionally gave him intimacy as a comfort.

32.

As a result, in the second week, the physical disc was reprinted.

In the third week, the third version of the physical disc is released.

In the fourth week, the sales volume of the fourth edition of the album rushed out of Sai Xing and went towards the Milky Way... was urgently stopped by Tong Tianxiao.

33.

Butianshi was very worried about Tong Tianxiao, so he rejected the two announcements and stayed with him at home.

"Don't put it on the core, everyone actually likes your song, they're just kidding." Butianshi sat on Tong Tianxiao's lap and kissed his mask.

Tong Tianxiao was thinking, but Butensus was entertaining himself, he tried to sing Tong Tianxiao's song, and stuck out his tongue after singing a few words: "Look, even I can't sing well."

"Hey, talk to me, Laotong, Tongtianxiao." Rodimus entangled him.

Tong Tianxiao pushed his hand away: "Is your movie released smoothly?"

"Ah?" Tobutus was puzzled, "Smooth, very smooth."

"Should we break up?" Tong Tianxiao asked seriously.

Rodimus was dumbfounded.

34.

"How could TF be willing to get rid of me?!" Rodimus wailed.

"Is this the point?" Drift was a little anxious, "What happened next?"

later?

Rodimus was dumbfounded: "What do you mean?"

Tong Tianxiao was silent for a while, and said, "I've been bothering you all this time, I don't think I'm suitable for doing these things, I plan to apply to return to the bureau..."

No one can hold back Buttianshi's stubborn temper: "Do you think I will break up with you when you return to the Cultural Bureau? Underestimate me! Tong Tianxiao, you have been underestimating me! I am no longer a star, and I want to go The Bureau of Culture, isn’t it just stamping? Okay! Who wouldn’t know? I’m going to make Sai Xing’s entertainment programs not grow in the next 500 million years!”

Hearing this threat, Drift was terrified: "Including cross talk?"

"Including Pingshu!" Buttianshi was dissatisfied with being interrupted by him, and continued to boast, "Tong Tianxiao was suppressed by me, and took it on the spot!"

Drift was convinced: "Amazing!"

Butius smiled and said nothing, recalling the pile of cohabitation contracts signed by patting the table, his brain hurts.

However, there is a saying that is good, the one who is favored has no fear, he does not believe that he knows the truth and is willing to turn his face.

You must know that cheating is his strong point.

35.

Tong Tianxiao accompanied Rodimus to watch a movie, a big movie.

Tong Tianxiao looked at himself who hadn't opened the energy treasure on the screen, and fell into deep thought.

Rodimus moved closer to him: "Don't be sad, Old Tong, according to Daniel, if you go to Blue Star with me to hold a ceremony called 'marriage', it can be called 'UltraPrime'!"

Tong Tianxiao: Subtly feel that there is no way to refute and feel that there is still something wrong.

After a long time, Tong Tianxiao finally figured it out, and said to Rodimus: "You are wrong."

Rodimus had long forgotten what he had said, and looked at him in confusion.

"According to the name change rules of you and big brother, it should be Ulrtimus Prime." Tong Tianxiao said rigorously.

end.

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