[Transformers] Short Stories

Tong Tianxiao walked out of the room ahead of time, and now is not his rest time at all. To be exact, his work is only half done, but he can no longer stay in his room.

Most of the crew had gone dormant, and to avoid communicating, Tong Tianxiao avoided the patrolling officers, in fact, in a state of depression, wishing to avoid the entire Lost Light—or forget where he was.

He stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, looking at the deep space and the planets of different colors (they were all crooked and placed in irregular positions), and the surrounding was so quiet that only the various sounds from his own body came out.

In fact, Tong Tianxiao doesn't have to stand here all the time, he has two options: go back to the room and continue to drown himself in self-loathing; or go to Jung's room, but he is not sure if Jung is free now.

If the other person is charging, or worse, with another TF, and he happens to be knocking on the door as a nuisance, then even if the thick-browed psychologist doesn't say anything, self-loathing is enough to be dealt with by Celestial The machine is down.

The audio receiver picked up unexpected footsteps, and Tong Tianxiao turned his head and saw the ambulance, which was holding a box with the anger of a armor.

"I can't find anyone anywhere." He complained fiercely, "Is it possible that you are the only living creature left on the Seeking Light?"

Tong Tianxiao opened his mouth, not knowing whether to answer or not.Because of this sentence, it hurts when you think about it carefully.

The ambulance looked him up and down, raised his eyebrows critically, and muttered as he shifted the box from his left hand to his right.

"Okay," he compromised, "you can do it, anyone can do it."

Tong Tianxiao thought about what he meant, and asked, "Do you need my help?"

"Come and have a drink with me." Ambulance shook the box in his hand, pointing out his intentions straightforwardly.

"Can……"

"Oh, come on, stop making nonsense about not drinking. It happens that there is no one in my room." The ambulance said impatiently, "Or do you prefer to stand like a 'flag' stupidly and ostentatiously?" with?"

Tong Tianxiao hesitated.

He had received an invitation, and the situation was completely unexpected.He and Ambulance don't spend personal time together, it's hard to tell if they hit it off, of course, Ambulance is a respectable doctor, and both "Astronomy" and Mini Moss have benefited from him on more than one occasion, but "Drink" is one For such a risky move, the price he paid last time was just equal to his income.

Jung once analyzed that the speaking mode of the celestial being is from A to B.

As Jung said, the answer at this moment is nothing more than "YES" or "NO".

If he answers "NO":

He continues to stand here, "stupid", as the ambulance put it.

He went back to the room..."very stupid".

The ambulance asked for an explanation, and Tong Tianxiao replied "embarrassed" with words such as "I'm worried we won't get along".

The ambulance left indifferent/full of anger, and an accident might happen later, and the root cause of the accident was Tong Tianxiao's indifference at the moment, "the situation is not good".

If he answers "YES", nothing more than the following result:

The ambulance drank on its own until it was drunk, and the sky knew what happened and sent him back, "it's okay."

The ambulance persisted until the time to send Tong Tianxiao away, and the embarrassment became invisible, "It's okay".

The ambulance drove Tong Tianxiao out of the room, "impossible".

He still owes the ambulance a favor after the Lunar One incident, "...".

The ambulance was still waiting for an answer, and his optical mirror was staring at Tong Tianxiao. The tremendous pressure spread invisible between the second in command and the medical officer, enough for an innocent bystander TF to have weak legs.

Tong Tianxiao didn't feel anything, and didn't make a choice until after serious thinking:

"can."

The room was just as the ambulance said, quiet and unoccupied.

Tong Tianxiao carefully confirmed the locked state of the room and the lock password, and added a confinement lock in his name to ensure that no daredevil would break in and find out what they were doing.

The ambulance opened the box on the table and took out a wine bottle.

"I hope you like this stuff." He said gruffly, "Drift gave it to me, I've never drank it." He looked at the pink ribbon tied around the neck of the bottle with distaste, as if In spat drifting taste.

"I need to confirm its production date, safety guarantee, energy concentration... Is the cup clean?"

"I've got sanitizer and clean water everywhere, what do you think?"

The ambulance opened the bottle angrily, poured two glasses of energy wine, and handed one of them to Tong Tianxiao: "How about forgetting about your procedures for a while? I haven't seen anyone who is still whining about the wine."

Tong Tianxiao sniffed the cup of pink liquid with suspicion, it has a strong and not greasy fragrance, it smells very addictive: "Are you sure it won't—"

"I'm sure it won't kill you." The ambulance raised its glass and said, "What's more, even if it did, I can bring you back right away—this is my room, like a medical office .”

To be cautious, Tong Tianxiao didn't turn off the fuel intake throttle chip. The ambulance either found it, or it didn't. Anyway, he didn't say anything.

"To the medical room." The ambulance said, breathless.

Tong Tianxiao didn't raise his glass immediately, but observed him.

Three seconds later, the ambulance was still alive.

So Tong Tianxiao imitated his example and suffocated, it didn't affect him, but the taste was great, even better than sparkling energy wine, all the sensing points on his taste sensor were stimulated, and the overly complicated feeling was blown away in one go Entering the processor of Tongtianxiao, scrambling to be exposed, the processor was temporarily stuck due to the feeling of too much to be processed, which implicated his visor to freeze, so the optical lens decided to pour some cleaning fluid first to eliminate the error. method to suppress blurring and flickering.

"Regards the Replenisher," the ambulance lifted the refilled cup, "our dear captain, who broke my toolbox and treated all my medicines as toys."

"Actually, it wasn't Rodimus who broke it." Tong Tianxiao said, "It was a drift, and Rodimus just helped him take the blame."

The ambulance glanced at him: "Is there a difference?"

Tong Tianxiao thought for a while, and thought that what the ambulance said was right, he filled the glass sullenly, the unknown energy wine looked more attractive than before.

Ambulance had the same opinion about the wine as he did.

"Drift always has a few tricks in insignificant places." He was thoughtful.

"Drift gave you a bottle of wine, not to drink with you?" Tong Tianxiao asked.

"Who knows, Bacheng and Butian Shilang went out." The ambulance waved his hand disapprovingly.

Tong Tianxiao's fingers rubbed the cup slowly, he hesitated: "I don't think he went out with Rodimus...that word? Wave..."

"Ok?"

"Before I came out, I had just kicked Rodimus out of the room."

"What did he do?" The ambulance tilted its head.

"He jumped out of the vent, yelled 'surprise!' and dropped it on my desk, and the data pad flew all over the place." Recalling that scene made Celestia frowned, "So I reprimanded him, from my Get out of your room!—sorry, that's the exact word."

"But he didn't go out?"

"No, he's gone."

"But you came out too?"

"Because..." Tong Tianxiao said with some difficulty, "It's too quiet. I'm a little..." Regret.

He couldn't finish his sentence, but Ambulance showed a knowing expression, as if he and Jung had gone through the same studies and got the same certificate.

"It happens sometimes." He muttered, touching the wine glass in Tong Tianxiao's hand.

The second cup made the ambulance much more relaxed than before. He lay sideways on the charging bed, raised the cup in one hand, rested the other elbow on the bed, and supported the head sculpture with the upper hand: "Old Tong, you really should turn it off." Throttle chip. I think you can handle this. You should try."

Tong Tianxiao sat cross-legged, staring expectantly at the energy wine in his hand, his logic module gradually came to the following conclusions:

This is the ambulance room, as he said, like an infirmary.

There is a deadlock password.

Drift will not just climb the ventilation duct.

Rodimus will not do this for the time being after being trained by him.

There is only an ambulance here, and the tone of the ambulance has always been very strict.

Turning off the throttle chip has no consequences either.

This wine is awesome.

"There are first responders on duty in the infirmary. You don't have to worry about things on the ship all the time." The ambulance continued, "Even if we all drink too much and just sleep in the room for a rest day, what else will happen? The world will be so Destroyed? Will those little bastards who deviate from the record need us? It doesn’t make sense that only they can spend their days and nights, but we are tense and exhausted.”

"Come on, if I wanted to drink and enjoy myself, I wouldn't invite you."

Makes sense.

In fact, when the ambulance said the second sentence, Tong Tianxiao had already decided to turn off the chip.

After drinking three glasses of wine, the image of the ambulance in the optical mirror also became three at the same time. Tong Tianxiao should have stopped, but he didn't. He no longer knew what else he cared about. The sense of responsibility flew away together.He felt he had never been so light.

"You know," he said to the ambulance, "I've always supported Prohibition, I couldn't help it, but this drink, for this drink, Cybertron, no, Prohibition in the entire universe Should be abolished. To prevent such good things from flowing into our organisms! They are too vicious!"

"That's right." The ambulance mumbled, "Heh, when you don't need it, they're just messing around and pointing fingers; when you want to look for it, guess what? There's nothing. God knows Where did he go, oh yes, probably purged in outer space with his general gods. You should never have trusted them!"

"Never believe it!" Tong Tianxiao raised his glass in response. In fact, he didn't hear what the ambulance said at all. It doesn't matter, he doesn't care, and now he doesn't care about anything!

After four glasses of wine, the ambulance sang loudly, and Tong Tianxiao patted the charging bed vigorously to respond to him, leaving one palm print after another on it, until the charging bed fell apart and the ambulance fell from it, but he was not angry, not at all, he Laughing loudly, he rolled on the ground until he caught Tong Tianxiao's shoulder pad before barely standing up.

"Oh, we are a band!" The ambulance punched the huge shoulder pads, and Tong Tianxiao laughed wildly, completely forgetting that the shoulder pads were filled with dense missiles.

"When I was little," he said, his voice unnecessarily high, "me and Dominus, we really had a band, and Dominus only messed around with me once. Humph! Be a brother! "

"Big Brothers!" repeated the ambulance, "Hmph, these Big Brothers! 'Old man, look at this, old man, look at that'—you thought he'd stay forever, but he's gone faster than anyone else."

After drinking the sixth cup, Tong Tianxiao inexplicably felt that he was in a music hall, a dark, gorgeous, neat, and full of audience.Before the war, Cybertron had a very beautiful music hall, and only "high class people" were eligible to go in and enjoy it.The bottom people also have their own music, a weaving of sounds from within.It was a shame that Cybertron's artistic culture fractured after the war, since he could no longer hear a symphony or a mechanical serenade.Unless he is interested in enjoying the beautiful singing voice of the leader of the Black Dogs.

"Singing is great!" The ambulance wiped the cleaning fluid, "Old Tong, you have a good voice!"

At this time, Tong Tianxiao dullly analyzed himself as if, as if, as if he just sang?

Let it go!

He and the ambulance shared several more glasses, until the tenth or twelfth cup, and Celestia finally settled on what they should do.

"We should go and listen to real music!"

Tong Tianxiao tried several times to stabilize the gyroscope, and managed to get himself up. After shaking his head, he staggered and fell to the ground again. Fortunately, he caught the ambulance's neck in time, and the ambulance fell with him. All four feet in the air, unable to fall over.

"Let's go to the screening room." Tong Tianxiao announced.He just had this idea pop up and then it became a virus that lingered on him and he had to go to the theater right away or he was going to die here, yes, no theater in sight He would die instantly, with a broken heart.

"Let's go to hell!" The ambulance cheerfully poured them the first glass, then he crawled over and poured the wine into Tong Tianxiao's mouth.

Tong Tianxiao stubbornly dragged the ambulance station up, and opened the door of the locked room.

Spiral never thought that his unintentional stroll would become the thing he regretted the most.

When he repeatedly hummed "I am a single machine" and passed the screening hall, Tong Tianxiao and the ambulance hooked up shoulder to shoulder—to be exact, Tong Tianxiao was holding the shoulder armor of the ambulance, under the effect of the height difference , the ambulance looked more like his crutch or something, and the ambulance supported half the weight of the mainframe awe-inspiringly—walking towards him staggeringly, with five eyes facing each other, the whirling blade immediately had a premonition that something was wrong.

In fact, Whirlblade has its own unique response mechanism to the external situation: in case of crisis, counterattack; in case of provocation, counterattack; if there is nothing wrong but there is something wrong, counterattack!

At this moment, this mechanism seems to be dead, motionless.

Calm down, spin blade, just like the prison once taught you, the more crisis you have, the more courageous you must move forward.

The Spiral's processor was filled with safety manuals, frantically looking for an effective way to deal with the event at hand.

His system is crazily loaded with programs:

Excuse me, Siri, what should I do in this situation?

Dear whirlblade, please don't run in this case.

Give the bear enough space to keep him calm.

If the bear spots you but isn't aggressive, keep calm and back away slowly with your hands.

If the bear actually touches you, you can roll into a ball, which protects your stomach and neck, and play dead.

……

It seems that the subject of the search is not right.

Leave it alone, take it!

After all, his processor was a step too slow. Tong Tianxiao came over with a bear hug, and grabbed him in his hand. The optical mirror of the whirling blade was blocked behind his strong palm, and the ambulance surrounded him from the side with a strange smile. Come over and pull out the metal bandage.

"Let's discuss it, I can pretend that I didn't see anything, I was just passing by! Passing by!" Spiral never thought he could scream like this, he always thought it would only happen if he turned away.

Practice proves true knowledge.

Any living object will scream when the time comes.

They turned a deaf ear and bundled the whirlwind into a ball with only the optics exposed, but whirlwind still yelled and struggled as hard as he could, so Celestial and the ambulance dumped him into a cabinet.Tong Tianxiao, using his formidable arresting ability even in a drunk state, locked the cabinet door tightly.

"Come in! He won't be able to come out for the whole cycle!" The ambulance took out a wrench and knocked on the door of the cabinet, making a sound of victory and dancing a victory dance.

Tong Tianxiao didn't know why he was sitting in the auditorium, facing the screen, and the blue star movie was playing on the large movie screen. He didn't know what it was about, but the content was undoubtedly related to a sinking ship About the giant ship.

"The great wheel of love really sinks!" A TF next to him smoked a smell detector and said, Tong Tianxiao turned his head dullly, with his most bitter expression, struggling to think about the reason why the ambulance would sit next to him .

oh what?The ship is sinking?

Tong Tianxiao quickly turned his head, he felt that he could not miss such a wonderful scene.

Even though the giant ship was broken in two, it was still unyielding and unsinkable for a long time. Not only did it not sink, but when the camera turned, it became a story of a man and a woman crazily falling in love while fleeing for their lives.

Tong Tianxiao is not interested in the story of this blue star man and woman, and it has nothing to do with his friend Verity (at least he hasn't heard her say it, and the girl on the screen doesn't look like her), so he just wants to watch the shipwreck.

Then he realized he had yelled.

And it doesn't feel bad to shout out.

Plus the ambulance was calling too, so that's not a bad thing.

Their voices echoed in the auditorium:

"Down! Down! Down!"

"Sink!!!"

Until the heroine lay on a wooden board and bid farewell to the actor who was about to freeze to death, the ambulance writhed the fingers of the watching companions in pain: "Look what we did! We caused the ship to sink! We caused them to die!"

Guilt crept in, landing in Celestial's emotional module: he had done a bad thing.

He sank the ship, otherwise this wouldn't have happened.

Tong Tianxiao is about to use cleaning fluid too, it's too miserable, it's all their fault!

"It could be the girl's fault, too," he sobbed, making a rational defense of his crime, "if she was any thinner."

"It's too late for her to lose weight." The ambulance said desperately, "It's too late, she's too late! The normal weight loss period of an organism is between three days and a lifetime, and she can only eat cereal and milk, fruits and vegetables, and counting Calories. Exercise every day, yoga and jogging every day, on this little plank, how is she going to jog…”

Tong Tianxiao stared at the girl, and gave her a sincere suggestion: "Go. Take off your skin, and you will become lighter. I know you must be wearing one."

But the girl didn't listen, she just shed tears at her snow-stained boyfriend.

"Why doesn't she listen to me? You are going to die! Quick! Take off!" Tong Tianxiao yelled aggrieved and anxiously.

The ambulance rapped on his gauntlet with a wrench: "You fool, because she's a carbon-based, and a carbon-based never listens to a silicon-based."

"Let's go help her!"

The last thing Tongtianxiao received was a loud noise, like the Xunguang rover hit an asteroid.

Follow-up:

Communication [-]: No, they were caught by the passing Decepticons, and the insane tigers carried out inhuman experiments on them, or the Emperor of Destruction suddenly appeared to challenge each of us, our second-in-command and medical officer are unfortunate Land—no, listen to me, no matter what rumors you make up, the more the better, the more unbelievable the better.No, don't count on repression, the only way to get the truth going like crazy is to ban it!Understand?So just spread all kinds of rumors crazily, let them spread it as they like, the more you tell, the less you believe.

Communication Two: Hey Drift, is the ambulance awake? ...Well, Old Tong didn't wake up either... No, I don't know why, the wine is yours, right? …did you buy it by mistake, or on purpose? ...Okay, okay, tell this store to pack up and run away, or pray for a miracle, and wake up drunk and lose your memory...You are responsible for the compensation, you are responsible for the notification, and you are responsible for the details...I did take pictures, they In the ruins, lying together, Lao Jiu's head resting on Lao Tong's...I'll send it to you right away, it's so cute...Of course not!I laughed too, I almost threw up laughing!

Newsletter [-]: Has the auditorium been repaired?Yes, I know it crumbles to pieces - oh come on, we've seen worse devastation... Can't believe if it's Celestials urging you, how dare you say that? ...Yes, he urged! ! !

Communication [-]: Baffle, stop calling me, what's the matter! ? ...no, I don't care if the whirling has... huh?So, well, take him to the paramedics, I'll visit him myself, he must be delirious, he's hallucinating from being in the locker for so long, that's right!Take it easy, Baffle, I promise we can fix him.

Communication [-]: I think I'd better register with you in advance... No, help Laotong and Laojiu, you can clear the tenth floor in advance, I believe that when they wake up, what they need most is you.

Communication [-]: First responder, yes, it’s me, no, it’s okay, it’s okay for now, being unconscious doesn’t mean there’s something wrong, right? …The whirling blade will pass right away...yes, that’s the one, find a way to make the whirling blade shut up, put him down, I’ll be right there!

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