[Transformers] Short Stories

1. You get your names mixed up

"Hey baby! Where are you?" Drift yelled as he entered the Deviance.

"I'm here, sweetheart!" Rodimus waved vigorously at him, completely ignoring the blackened visor of the ambulance beside him.

"Uh, I'm calling for an ambulance," Drift said awkwardly.

"Drift abandoned me," Rodimus drank a cup of high purity in one breath, and said to Tong Tianxiao, "Not long ago, his 'baby' was me."

"Hey!" Drift stared at the optical mirror, "How dare you say that about me? Not long ago, your 'sweetheart' was old-fashioned!"

Tong Tianxiao: "We've talked about it, this title is forbidden to talk about it! Forbidden!"

"Good morning," said the ambulance.

"Good morning, ambulance." Tong Tianxiao said.

The ambulance said embarrassingly: "Well...Old Tong, what, you are blocking the drift."

Rodimus patted Tong Tianxiao's arm: "I understand how you feel at the moment, really, Old Tong."

Ability to know: Capitalized heart plug.

2. You'll find it easier to talk to your friends

Rodimus cleared the sounder and watched Drift: "Drift, your optics are big and blue, like the sky, and make me feel very at ease."

Drift held his hand: "Rodimus, do you know how much I want to hold your hands? It is the grace of Pushen that we meet again."

"It's done?"

"It's done!"

So, they split up.

"Old Tong, I have something to tell you." Rodimus cleared the sounder: "Your optics... um... um... let me suffocate!"

Tong Tianxiao turned and left.

Spinning Blade embraced Rodimus' shoulder, and said affectionately: "It's nothing, Captain, every TF here is suffocating because of the all-seeing optical mirror."

Rodimus: "I'm not...I didn't..."

"Ambulance, I have something to tell you." Drift took the ambulance's hand, but failed, so he had to take it back, "Ambulance, do you know how much I want to hold you, your wrench?"

"Okay, I'll see you off, take it slowly." The ambulance pushed the wrench to Drift.

Drift: "I'm not...I'm not..."

"Ambulance, you did a good job today, I am very impressed." Tong Tianxiao said.

"Tianxiao, you look fine today," the ambulance said.

They were silent for a moment, both thinking about the same question.

Then, Tong Tianxiao and the ambulance took out the data pad and wrote a few words on it.

They swap data pads.

Tong Tianxiao wrote: Nine points, very good.

The ambulance wrote: Nine points, sincerely.

They were silent for a moment, thinking about the same question again:

That being the case, why didn't the two small slags react at all? !

3. You still know that only your friends will agree with you

"Make trouble! Let's make trouble! Make it! Get up! Come!" Rodimus called.

"Make troubles! Make troubles with Tinker Tianshi!" Drift shouted.

"Forbidden! No! There is no door!" Tong Tianxiao said together with the ambulance.

"...The above is my report today." Tong Tianxiao said.

"Exclude those long and boring parts, I agree." The ambulance said, "Romus, you should think about it carefully."

"Zzzz~" Rodimus slumped on the chair, already offline.

4. Only your friends will know your real reaction

"Not interested." Rodimus curled his lips, "Old Tong, let's be honest, now is the rest period, I don't want to stay with you at all."

(Privately) "Ahhh I just rejected Lao Tong! I rejected Lao Tong!"

"Don't be stupid, Rodimus, you should reject him, have you forgotten? He will talk about you to death!"

"Yeah, I feel better."

"Sorry, Ambulance, I have an appointment with Rodimus." Drift looked around, "Anyway, I'm going to be with him today."

(Privately) "Ahhh I just turned down the old rescue! I turned down! Ambulance!"

"Good job Drift, time for the ambulance to experience what it's like to be without you!"

"Is that so? I suddenly feel better."

"He doesn't want to stay with me." Tong Tianxiao said, "This really...affects my normal work, he makes me...very..."

"Haven't you ever thought that it's because of your normal work that Butianshi doesn't want to stay with you?"

"Thank you, you really didn't help at all. (Indifferent face)"

"He rejected me, this... I... didn't expect... Now, I should..." the ambulance said.

"I see your hands shaking."

"Thank you, you really helped me a lot. (sarcasm)"

5. Friendships that are sometimes brittle as plastic

"It's all drifting ideas." Rodimus remained unchanged, "That's right, he was the one who suggested it, I really shouldn't..."

"It was suggested by Butus." Drift said positively, "I just followed his lead, but I didn't expect..."

"Drift has caused trouble again." Tong Tianxiao said, "You should take care of him, he will interfere with Rodimus."

"What? You said Rodimus was damaged by drifting?" The ambulance stared at the optical mirror, "Tiantianxiao, you actually said that?"

"Obviously, Drift 'had a lot to do' with Rodimus in a bunch of badass events."

"'Obviously' is used for the fact that we all know," the ambulance gestured with the quotation marks, "and the fact that we all know is: Rodimus has broken the drift!"

6. Sometimes you think your friend's lover is better

"Wow, I didn't expect Ambulance to be willing to dress up with you at a party." Rodimus said, "You look so good, man. Every time I mention parties to Tom, he can't wait ..."

"Dude, did you find out? No matter how busy Laotong is, he will take time to accompany you and clean up your room. The ambulance will only say to me: 'I'm busy, go away'!" Drift said.

"At least drifting won't cause you a lot of trouble." Tong Tianxiao said.

"At least Rodimus..." the ambulance choked, choked for a long time, and finally he was a little frustrated, "I don't know, the sky knows."

"……Oh fine."

7. Sometimes you learn tricks from your friends

"Ambulance, I feel useless. But I can't live without you," Drift said.

"Okay, glib." The ambulance kissed him.

"Tongtianxiao, I feel that I am useless..."

"It's not too late for you to wake up now!"

"Drift, I have one here... Anyway, it's for you."

"Gift! I didn't expect that!" Drift hugged the ambulance tightly.

"Romus, I have a..."

"Documents, right? You put them there first, you can put them anywhere."

—and then couldn’t find it.

8. The routine exchanging with friends is not as pleasant as it used to be

"Drift, am I more handsome today? Am I more glamorous?" Rodimus asked.

"Well, yes?" Drift said absently, aiming at the ambulance.

"Robotus, do you think I'm good?" After killing two Decepticons, Drift asked proudly, waving his sword.

"Old Tong, kill them!... What are you talking about?...Old Tong, be careful!"

9. Sometimes you can’t even tell who’s the extra

"Tiantianxiao, I like you."

"But you like me the most, right?" Drift said, and then he said to Tong Tianxiao, "Don't forget, he likes me the most, and you are next! Don't try to shake my position!"

Rodimus slapped himself on the face shield: "Who will... drag him away..."

"Ambulance, I want to be with you."

"Take me." Rodimus added, "Drift will take me with you, the ambulance, and I will take Laotong, so you have to take three people with you, take care of your family, Laoji, Work hard, Laohu."

The ambulance held the hand of the wrench, trembling slightly.

"Tiantianxiao, this inspection will be very slow, and you may have to stay here for a long time."

"It doesn't matter, it's just - you check for me, what is he doing here?" Tong Tianxiao pointed to Drift.

"Supervisor." Drift sat on the chair, with the long sword vertically on the ground, holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, and said every word.

"You can't treat Drift like this!" Tong Tianxiao roared, "He is no longer a Decepticon! According to the law, he shouldn't be treated like this!"

"Old Tong, calm down..."

"I will protest your discrimination! And demand the establishment of a court! I will personally defend drift!"

"Old Tong..." Rodimus said quietly, "When I was arrested last time, why weren't you so excited? Didn't you defend me?"

Tong Tianxiao didn't even look at him: "It's wrong to be caught by Drift, and you deserve it for being caught!"

The most famous restaurant for couples in the universe, two young people rushed in playfully.

Men Ying asked the girl who came in behind them: "Which one do you spend Valentine's Day with?"

"It's their Valentine's Day."

"Then who are you?"

"We are servants." Another gentleman also arrived and replied angrily.

10. It can be complicated to introduce

The ambulance pointed to Drift and said, "This is my companion."

Pointing to Rodimus, he said, "This is another companion of my companion."

Pointing to Tong Tianxiao, he said, "This is my partner's partner's partner."

After finally sorting out this relationship, they found that Tong Tianxiao had put on a cover.

"The thing that went to his assembly line has to be sorted out again!" Buttianshi felt so emotionally.

11. Only your friends know about your tricks

Rodimus stared at Drift suspiciously: "You just adjusted the color of your light mirror, and you used this method—"

"Express goodwill to the ambulance." Drift said enthusiastically, "How long do you think it will take him to find out?"

Unfortunately, the ambulance never found it.

"Who is the most handsome TF?" Rodimus asked.

"It's you," Drift said.

"Who is the most handsome TF on the Xunguang?" Rodimus said loudly.

"It's you!" Drift answered loudly.

"Who is the most handsome TF in the vertical and horizontal universe?" Rodimus shouted.

"It's you!!!" Drift shouted.

"I'm full of confidence now, and I can face Tong Tianxiao." Butius said with great ambition.

However, Rodimus came back in despair after a few minutes.

"Today is our first time... What should I tell Rodimus? I don't want to mess things up, and I don't want to ruin the atmosphere." Tong Tianxiao asked tangled.

"Actually, I'm also a little...not sure how to deal with drifting." The ambulance said seriously, "I hope he can feel it too...but it seems that it's not as easy as I imagined."

It's not the same thing, but they really had a serious discussion for a while.And then feel ashamed and remorseful about what you're discussing.

12. You know the most humiliating thing between them

When Rodimus and Tong Tianxiao tried to disassemble, they didn't know which piece was stuck together, and they were inseparably stuck.

In order not to be discovered by the crew in the corridor, Rodimus transformed into a car, was hidden in the arms of Tong Tianxiao, and brought into the medical room.

The ambulance helped them popularize more disassembly knowledge (zi) knowledge (shi).

The ambulance thought that Drift was going to die, and said a lot of love words to Drift.

Drift did not die in the end, and the ambulance regretted it, wishing it could help him.

Tong Tianxiao taught him how to keep calm and instant (fan) (lian) amnesia (bu) (ren) method.

13. You can’t help but hate every happy moment of your friend

"Romus, the ambulance is feeding me energy cubes!"

"What's the big deal? Have you forgotten what I fed you before? I still feed you sitting on your lap."

"... A screenshot has been taken, and an old message has been sent."

"Hey!"

"Drift, it's Celestial and my Christmas outfit!"

"Cut! It's not as good as the Halloween costumes of the two of us last time!"

"Come and help me improve!"

"Okay."

"Tiantianxiao, be careful, it was given to me by Drift."

Tongtianxiao: =L=So what?What do you want me to say?

14. But you still help your friends create happy moments

"Chi, Chi, Old Tong, Old Tong. Come here." Rodimus hid at the corner of the corridor and waved.

"What happened?" Tong Tianxiao asked.

"I heard the ambulance was having a little trouble?"

"It was an accident, just his quarrel with Drift, so he won't get punished."

"What? Why?! Why are you lenient on the ambulance? Could it be that the ambulance is very different to you? What did you do to that old Tong I know?!"

"……what do you want?"

"I want you to punish him, punish him severely, punish him severely, just punish him..."

"Ok."

That day, every crew member saw the ambulance and Drift sitting at the door of the infirmary holding hands.

Tong Tianxiao explained that this is a good way to strengthen the friendly relationship between them.

Ambulance: "Tongtianxiao, you are sick, very sick, if you don't rest, the cause of your death is: overwork."

Tong Tianxiao: "Wait, I think I can still..."

"So my prescription is, go wherever you like with that little guy who's waiting at your door right now."

It's a good plan.

As a result, Tong Tianxiao found out that it was a skateboarder lingering at his door.

Cyclonus: "Come on, know the sky, fight the pain!"

Rodimus: "I really don't know how it happened, I just left for a while!"

end.

The author has something to say:

It's too lonely to be cold CP alone, so I went back to my "hometown" for comfort (what?)

Of course, the greater possibility is that there is no comfort, hahaha