Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Before Wang Buyi came back, Wang Buer received news from the bionic man manufacturer that the three-year-old version of the two human bionics had been completed and sent to him by interstellar express.

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Because Party A's father asked too much, Wang Buer set up a cotton candy stand in front of his house, and when he saw someone passing by, he gave him a cotton candy. For this small kindness, the road Most of the people accepted it, and thanked Wang Buer with a smile.

The irritable mood calmed down all at once, and Wang Buer's expression was serene.

"Buer, I want marshmallows too..." Ander quietly appeared in front of Wang Buer's stall, and stretched out both hands just like the passer-by just now.

Wang Buer slapped his palm, "No, you eat too much sugar, be careful of tooth decay!"

"From now on, I can only eat three packs of marshmallows a day."

Ender was shocked, three packs of marshmallows? !

This is too cruel for him!

"No two..." Ander said pitifully, to see if there was room for manoeuvre, whoever thought that the person who got the meat was no longer the sweetheart he was before.

Ander was ruthlessly rejected, looking at Wang Buer like a scumbag.

Wang Buer: ...

"No, people from the Merisians won't have tooth decay..." Ender begged.

Wang Buer: ...

He suddenly felt a sense of guilt, isn't it just cotton candy! "Then...one more?" If it's just one more, it shouldn't be.

Ender is such a child who is easily satisfied, a cotton candy makes him happy, "Yeah!"

"Hello, is Mr. Wang Buer there? Here is his interstellar express!" A flying ship stopped in front of Wang Buer, and the courier stretched out his head and shouted.

"I am." After showing his identity certificate, Wang Buer received a large box half a person's height, which was quite heavy, and Wang Buer couldn't lift it at all.

But it didn't matter if Ender was there.

He only had one interstellar express, so Wang Buer guessed what was inside right away, but this did not affect the joy of unpacking the express in the slightest.

After unpacking, in front of Wang Buer were two chubby guys about [-] centimeters long, which looked very familiar, because this was the shape determined by Wang Buer and the manufacturer.

Because of Wang Buer's request, the manufacturer did not put artificial intelligence in the two bionics.

Wang Buer pinched little Ander's face, the soft and slippery touch was exactly like a real human being, it was really hard to imagine that this was actually a bionic person.

"Ander, why were you so cute when you were young!" Even Wang Buer, a macho man, couldn't help but soften his heart!

Even with such a close relationship, Ender was still a little embarrassed to be praised so much, he touched Xiao Buer's hand a little shyly, "You were very cute when you were young."

Wang Buer glanced at Xiao Buer, shook his head, "I didn't look like this when I was young."

After all, Wang Buer grew up on a garbage star with poor resources. Although he didn't suffer from hunger, he couldn't eat any good food. Wang Buer was as thin as a monkey since he was a child.

He is now the fattest in his more than ten years of life.

"Wait a minute, I'll show you the photo." Wang Buer flipped out his photo from the depths of his brain.

It was a group photo of Wang Buer's family of three, a couple with deep affection and a thin young son. However, this group photo was not taken naturally, but Wang Buyi did it himself.

At that time, Wang's mother passed away due to illness, and because he was worried that Wang Buer would forget what his mother looked like, Wang Buyi would make such photos every year.

So Comrade Wang's p-picture technology is still very superb.

The little monkey in the photo and the little fat man in reality are very contrasting. Ander grew up under the protection of his parents and grandpa since he was a child, and he didn't have to worry about food and clothing.

Ender felt distressed, he didn't know what he could do to make up for the vacancy in Fuji's childhood.

"Although I didn't have much to eat or drink when I was young, my dad was very good to me. Don't look at me with that pitiful look, An De..." Wang Buer couldn't laugh or cry.

Wang Buyi would make a lot of small toys for Wang Buer, and Wang Buer liked it very much. Later, he was able to learn mechanics from Wang Buyi, which was probably influenced by that time.

Ander's lips pursed slightly, and he said firmly, "No, I will work hard. I will buy you whatever you want to eat, and I will definitely make you fat."

Wang Buer thought about the white and fat version of himself a little bit, it's not necessary, it's really not necessary.

You know, children are chubby and cute, but adults are chubby...

If you are not careful, it will become greasy!

Wang Buer has a slightly better appearance than ordinary people, and he can't escape the theorem of being fat and destroying everything!He decided to change the subject, to distract Ender's attention from it.

"Here is the manual for the installation of artificial intelligence. Ender, please take a look, and I will contact the team leader."

Wang Buer and the group leader have a py transaction, the main content of the transaction is Xiaoer and Xiaoan. The group leader has promised Wang Buer to take Xiaoer and Xiaoan away, but before taking them away officially, Wang Buer has to negotiate with the group leader. Long story short, so that he can replace the artificial intelligence in time.

After notifying the group leader, Wang Buer and Ander took the two bionics to the studio of the production team, connected the bionics and the game server with a special data cable, and then followed the operation to send Xiao Er and Xiao An moved in.

When the progress bar showed [-]%, Wang Buer was inexplicably a little nervous, watching the closed eyelids slowly open, Wang Buer didn't know what to say.

Xiaoer looked at Wang Buer and opened his mouth, "Huh?"

Wang Buer: "???"

Is the language section not installed?Wang Buer remembers that he pretended?Then why did the second child still speak in a whistling way?

Checked the language section, no problem, Wang Buer was even more puzzled.

Knowing that he saw Xiao Er and Xiao An's snickering expressions, he immediately understood that this little villain was cheating him!

Is the tradition of the old Wang family cheating?

Wang Buer wanted to put on a straight face, but he couldn't hold back the line, so he let out a burst of laughter, and said to the left-behind team members: "Excuse me, I'll treat you to dinner next time, this time I'll go home first gone."

The left-behind team members felt that when they opened their mouths, sour gas came out.

Why did he stay here during the holidays!

Isn't it just because everyone else has a relationship that they are going on vacation!

He was bullied as a single dog!

Seeing that he can catch fish during working hours and has a lot of overtime pay, he is not unhappy, but!

He didn't expect that he would be stabbed by others while hiding in the studio and playing games!

The family of four looks very happy!

How can it be repaired!

Sooner or later he... no!He can get out of the single right away!

Who is afraid of who!

He will find a wife in no time and have seventeen or eighteen cubs!He will definitely be happier than you bunch of inhuman guys!

Beep!But still so envious...

The appearance of the seven-foot strong man biting the hem of his clothes and crying...

It's a bit hot on the eyes...

The second day after taking Xiaoer and Xiaoan home, Wang Buyi came back.

Wang Buer hid specially, and asked Xiaoer and Xiaoan to open the door for Wang Buyi, just to see how Wang Buyi would react, but in the end...

When he saw Xiao Er and Xiao An opening the door for him, Wang Buyi was really surprised, and subconsciously took a step back to look at the house number, probably thinking that he had gone to the wrong door.

Wang Buer couldn't help sniggering, and turned on the camera recording switch, intending to record this scene.

Being able to raise such a clever ghost as Wang Buer, Wang Buyi must not be far behind. After making sure that he did not make a mistake, Wang Buyi began to look at the two children who appeared in his home.

Especially Xiao Er.

This face, Wang Buyi can't recognize that this face and Fuji's face are carved out of the same mold?

Wang Buyi squatted in front of Xiaoer and asked, "What's your name? Who is your father?"

Xiao Er and Xiao An held hands and answered Wang Buyi's questions one after another, "My name is Xiao Er."

"My name is Xiao An."

"Our fathers are Wang Buer and Ander."

Sure enough, it was a grandson. Wang Buyi felt as expected. He visually measured the ages of the two chubby grandchildren, and then calculated it with Wang Buer's age...

Oh, if you give birth to a child under age, according to the time, the mother of the child should be a garbage star.

and so……

Is this a story of a scumbag who abandoned his wife and son and found a new love?

Wang Buer hid behind, listening to Wang Buyi's reasoning, the more he listened, the more something went wrong, he couldn't help it, and walked out from the hiding place, "Dad! In your eyes, I am such a scumbag ?"

Why abandon your wife and children and find another new love...

When did he do such an outrageous thing!

Dad, don't you believe in your own goose that you have raised for more than ten years?

It was because he believed in his own goose that he had raised for more than ten years that Wang Buyi was sure that Wang Buer must be hiding somewhere to watch the fun, so he said that on purpose.

Wang Buyi made a gesture and motioned Wang Buer to tell the truth about how the two children came from.

Judging by his expression, it seems that he doesn't like the appearance of these two grandchildren very much, but his body has already embraced the two grandchildren in his arms, showing a picture of deep affection between grandparents and grandchildren.

Wang Buer complained silently in his heart, but he also explained the cause and effect of the matter.

Xiaoer and Xiaoan are the grandsons of Wang Buer to Wang Buyi, how about it?

Very cute.

Wang Buyi was silent for a while, this reaction was a bit worrying...

After a while, Wang Buyi said, "Since it's Buer, your son... shouldn't it be called Bu San Bu Si?"

Wang Buer: ...

Xiao Er Xiao An: ...

"Dad, are you serious? Do you want to ask the two of them for their opinions?" It's not that Wang Buer dislikes this dubious name...

It sounds very nonsense!

Xiao Er and Xiao An still have their own aesthetics, although they themselves also dislike the name Xiao Er and Xiao An, but compared with the nonsense...

"We love the name Dad gave!"

When Wang Buyi faced his grandson, his principles disappeared in an instant, and he coaxed the two fat grandsons very kindly, "Okay, okay, our little two, Xiao'an, doesn't like nonsense, so don't call it no three no It's four, be good, be good..."

Wang Buer: ...

So when he didn't want to be called Bu Er but Tom Cruise, why didn't his father agree?

Sure enough, if you have a grandson, you have to lose your son!

Wang Buer is a little jealous.

Xiao Er and Xiao An, two fine fellows, when they found out about their family status, they acted decisively and began to please grandpa, and...

Started to complain.

Remember how Wang Buer bullied them in the game?

Remember the wall warning?

"Father said that we have to face the wall if we don't obey. Grandpa, Xiaoer doesn't like to face the wall."

"Xiao An doesn't like it either."

Wang Buyi's face turned black when he heard that Wang Buer bullied the chubby grandson so much!

"No two, I don't remember that I punished you like this when you were a child! Since you like Xiao Er Xiaoan to face the wall so much, then you should face the wall too."

Wang Buer:? ? ?

Didn't he just talk!They didn't really let them face the wall!

"Ander!" Seeing that the rear was lost, Wang Buer sought foreign aid.

Ander seemed to be still immersed in inexplicable distress. He carried Wang Buer away like a child, and while pinching his head, he coaxed, "Be good, be good, let's eat cotton candy."

Wang Buer: ...