Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Wang Buer even thought about whether to let this zombie player bite him or not. After all, zombie players can't understand each other's meaning with language, so for the sake of game balance, the production team made a game for zombie players. dedicated channel.

The meaning of zombies within 3 meters nearby will be converted into the common characters of the alliance.

But in this way, it's just that Wang Buer can understand it alone, and the audience in the live broadcast room can't understand it, which is meaningless!

Wang Buer thought for a while, but forget it.

Just think about it like this.

Anyway, his human camp had already won, so there was no need to make trouble for a long time.

According to the arrangement, Wang Buer should still broadcast a live broadcast of the zombie camp, but...

Isn't Ender over there already busy?

Comparing Ender to work?

Which is more important and which is lighter, should it be weighed on a balance?

So Wang Buer ignored the barrage to keep him, and directly bowed to the audience, and then went offline happily.

Wang Buer also lost the two geese in the game. Really, how can a son be without a father!

Facing the geese who had been left behind countless times, Wang Buer was not guilty at all.

Xiao Er and Xiao An: Really, we are used to it!

Just still get angry for a while!

but it does not matter!

Dad, the way you left us here now, does it look like when I pull out your oxygen tube when you get old?

After receiving Goose's angry complaint, Wang Buer frowned. Do you think this is a guilty conscience?

Nope!

He was just thinking, which bad uncle brought his stinky goose down?

Such an ancient stalk can only appear in those ancient literary works. There is no oxygen machine in modern times, okay?

Also pull out the oxygen tube!

Where did the stinky goose know about this meme?

Wang Buer can only think of one thing, that is...

There is a traitor in the production team!

Bring his two stinky geese to ruin!

Which guy is so boring!He even ran to bring bad people's geese!

Well……

So boring is not to blame Wang Buer slightly.

In the production team, there is only Wang Buer, who will raise the artificial intelligence he set up as a goose.

What's important is that Wang Buer took care of him, and even made his heart itch to look at other people.

But...

Looking back at the artificial intelligence I set up, the old father's heart that the production team had just sprouted was pierced through.

After all, what kind of cause bears what kind of result, who told them to ignore others before, and now it is just retribution.

Comparing these two items, it's no wonder that they are envious of Xiao Er and Xiao An.

More importantly, Wang Buer is still very good at playing, you know?

Wasn't he reading those ancient literary works some time ago?

I became a little interested, and searched for those ancient entertainment works, and then...

Wang Buer found out that compared with the present people, the ancestors still know how to play!

What makes him feel happier is that!

The entertainment works he found are all finished!

Do you know the feeling of happiness?

It's like a mouse that fell into Miku, it's so exciting that the body is hollowed out!

(For this statement, Ender said seriously that he had something to say, and he hoped that it would be himself who could hollow out the body, not someone else or something else.)

In addition to the one mentioned above, Wang Buer also faintly touched the gate of the new world...

Occasionally, he will take advantage of his power to fish out Xiao Er and Xiao An to play.

amount……

Do you seem to have exposed something like this?

You are the one who instilled these things into the stinky goose yourself, how dare you falsely accuse the brothers and sisters of the production team?

Are you afraid that you don't want credits?

Wang Buer is fearless!He really doesn't lack such things as credits hehehe...

There is no use for so many anyway, you can deduct as many as you want to play, Wang Buer has plenty!

So he happily skipped work and sent Ender a message.

Wang Buer guessed that Ander should have fallen asleep by now, so he just sent a text message, and it would be fine to reply to Ander after he woke up, but he didn't expect that as soon as Wang Buer sent the message, Ander called.

"Haven't you rested yet?" Wang Buer asked the first time the video connection was connected.

In the picture, Ender has changed his clothes, and there is still a little moisture in his hair. Looking at the background behind him, it seems that Ender is not at home?

Ender originally planned to give Fuji a surprise, but...

He found that he couldn't hold back when he faced Buer, and immediately revealed the little secret he had hidden, "Fuer, I'm looking for you."

"Huh?" Is that what he thought it meant?

Ander showed Wang Buer the spaceship with his optical brain, and Wang Buer recognized that inside the spaceship, there was a takeaway box from the old Wang's small restaurant.

"There are still five days before I can arrive at your place. At that time, you should also introduce my family members to me."

"Okay, then when you arrive, I'll pick you up over there." Wang Buer was not surprised at all, and he was even prepared for this result.

After all, he already knew An De's family members, and he also had the other party's communication number in his brain, and occasionally sent them some special products from here, but Ander, he had never even met Comrade Wang...

It's only natural to want to meet up.

Of course, Ander was still a little nervous. After all, although he had said that Uncle Wang knew him and had no objection to their relationship, he was still nervous.

When Wang Buer and Ander were flirting, Wang Buyi happened to pass by the corner, and heard Wang Buer's loud nonsense.

What do you mean he has no objection!

That's a prerequisite, okay?

The prerequisite is that the inheritance of the old Wang family cannot be broken!

That Wang Buyi can be said to have no real objection.

If Wang Buyi hadn't seen Wang Busan during his lifetime, Wang Buyi would never agree to this marriage!Wang Buyi thought firmly.

Comrade Lao Wang didn't know that the so-called Wang Busan had already appeared, even Wang Busi. The inheritance of the old Wang family would never be broken!

But this matter, we still have to hide it from Wang Buyi for the time being, because Buyi's body has not been done yet, and Wang Buer spent a lot of money to customize it!

It hurts to think about.

Wang Buer has gained experience from ancient literary works. An old man like Wang Buyi is the most irresistible to the fat and white grandson ball.

So Wang Buer specially customized two young bionic human bodies.

Absolutely enough white enough fat enough ball!

He must be able to conquer the heart of his father, Comrade Wang!

In this way, the problem of the heir is easily solved hahahahahaha!

Poor Xiao Er and Xiao An, still ignorant of their unlucky image in the future, are still working hard to earn credits for that cheating father.

It is really difficult for them to take on the burden of supporting a family at a young age!

After chatting with An De for a while, Wang Buer immediately noticed the fatigue between An De's brows. He is a yellow and colored guy, and he can't wait to break through the screen and make sauce.

The idea of ​​seeing sex, or seeing Ender yawning constantly, turned into distress.

"If you're so tired, go and rest quickly. I just finished the live broadcast and I'm a little tired."

"Ah."

After the video conference ended, Wang Buer's loud voice immediately opened up, "Dad! Dad! Dad!"

As soon as Wang Bu heard this voice, he felt a familiar headache. He had raised this stinky goose, Bu Er, for so many years. He was both a father and a mother.

In the past, it was usually because of such trivial things as the belt fell off and the pocket was torn, but now I rarely hear it, so it is rare this time, what is the reason?

Wang Buer followed the voice and found Wang Buyi packing his luggage. He asked curiously, "Dad, what are you doing packing?"

"Go back to Tata Star." After all, the industry is there, so Wang Buyi can't just ignore it!

Still have to go back and inspect.

Why do you say that Wang Buer is yellow and lewd?

When he heard the news that Wang Buyi was going back, his first reaction was that the parents were gone, so he and Ander could do whatever they wanted!

If it wasn't for a little bit of reason to remind him that Ander came this time to meet his parents, Wang Buer would probably throw flowers and firecrackers to see his father off.

It's such a pity to think about it this way!

Wang Buer was heartbroken, and his words were a little wilted, "Dad, Ander said he is coming to our house, and he will be here in five days..." If you are in a hurry to go back to see the restaurant, Wang Buer will not mind at all!

He'll treat Ender well!

on the bed……

How about that old saying?

Knowing son is like father, who has been a father and mother for more than [-] years, raised this stinky goose from a meat dumpling to what he is now, Wang Buyi can say that no one can understand stinky goose better than him!

and so……

Want to do something bad?

Suddenly there is a kind of cabbage that has been raised for many years, not only eaten by pigs, but also automatically delivered to the door?

It was very sad.

One side is his career, a small restaurant where he is getting rich every day, and the other side is stinky goose. Wang Buyi weighs the pros and cons, and the balance in his heart immediately tilts towards the small restaurant.

The big goose has grown up, and he knows how to deliver food without a teacher, but the little goose (small restaurant) is not good enough. He has just learned to walk, and he has to be watched by Wang Buyi.

Anyway, he just said a word, if he can handle the heir, Wang Buer can associate with whoever he wants, and he doesn't care.

Wang Buyi couldn't help reminding, "Buer, don't forget that you promised to be my heir."

"It's already ready, Dad, just wait!" Wang Buer was very confident when he thought of the modeling diagram passed to him over there!

His dad absolutely loves it!

This tone...

Wang Buyi's heart skipped a beat, he always felt that the stinky goose was messing with him again!

Every time he cheated, Wang Buyi felt this way!

What's up with the stinky goose again!

Facing Wang Buyi's reaction, Wang Buer replied: "How is it possible, Dad."

"Do you think I, the most promising little Wang in the old Wang's family, are so disrespectful?"

Even if it makes trouble, it must be a good thing!

Don't think that Wang Buer doesn't know, Comrade Wang enjoys the voice of the account broadcast very much!

Obviously I like it very much!

That's what old men say.

Wang Buer laughed so hard that Wang Buyi couldn't help shivering, always feeling as if some strange evaluation had been placed on him.

After sending his father Wang Buyi away, Wang Buer immediately threw himself on the bed, turned on the computer and started searching for strategies!

How to give your partner a romantic date at home.

Flowers, food and wine.

Music lighting atmosphere.

Wang Buer got it!

Of course the most important thing is hehehe...

Let's make a show, let's make a show!

In the past few days, Wang Bu'er's face was glowing red, and he walked with the wind, so he almost wrote the words Dongjia Youxi on his face.

His happy appearance made other people very uncomfortable.

After Comrade Lao Wang left, these people who were used to the food of Lao Wang's family suddenly lost their source of life. Let's drink the nutrient solution again, their mouths can no longer bear it.

Go to the kitchen by yourself, I don't have that skill.

It's hard.

When will Uncle Wang come back?

This unfilial son, did you just make you happy when your respected father left?

The members of the production team seriously considered the possibility of sanctioning this unfilial son.

But they are also very curious about one point. They have only eaten it for about two months, and they can't do without Uncle Wang's craftsmanship.

Why can you bear it?

Those who can enter this group are not stupid, they finally discovered the blind spot.

and many more!

Could it be that...you can cook by yourself!

If you think about it seriously, it wouldn't be unreasonable to follow Uncle Wang's ears and eyes!

So everyone showed eyes like hungry wolves, no two! ! !

Ask for a meal!

"Beautiful idea!" Ender was going to arrive today, and Wang Buer had a twitch to bring so many light bulbs home!

The author has something to say:

There are a lot of cute newcomers in the comment area, and I feel a lot of bugs. The author wanted to explain it before, but I forgot about it after typing the words, and remembered it again when I read the comments next time.

So let's explain it this time.

As for the offline issue during the game, I know that the only ones who are at the escape point are the staff, because they have a monitoring system in the background, and ordinary viewers don’t know about it, because only the players have seen the map, and the game scene is designed by the production team Yes, it has nothing to do with reality.

For example, Master Bei escaped in the wilderness. If there is no reminder, you don't know where he is and which direction he is going. Only Master Bei knows.

There is also the problem of cooking coconut crabs in coconut shells. The author ignored this before, because he has never been in contact with coconut crabs. After thinking about it, it is still possible to operate. For example, breaking the coconut crabs, his section One section looks like a crab, so it should be able to break off from the joint.

As well as the problem of accidentally clicking on the purchased lens, the author seems to have mentioned the setting of free trial, which is the same as iQiyi VIP, because if there is no trial, no one will buy the small transparent live lens, because everyone I don't know whether it is good or bad. In order to make money, the program group must increase the chances of viewers buying the lens. It is beyond the program group's interference whether they buy or not after the trial.

In the environment of Junk Star, they can only dream. If they don't even dream, they probably won't be able to get out of Junk Star.

Moreover, more than a dozen generations of the old Wang family are dreaming, and they are also working hard with their own actions, so that one day they can send their offspring out of the garbage star. There are more possibilities. Don’t be like them, who have been picking up garbage for a living for generations. .

They are super cute dreamers and the biggest cheats of Budu.

After summing it up like this, what happened to suddenly discovering that Comrades Lao Wang are all great?