Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

The little hand who reported it was about to move, and drew the attention of the game production team here.

In fact, the game production team has long wanted to communicate with Wang Buer. After all, it was Wang Buer who first started to make this game popular.

Don’t forget the well digger when you drink water (this metaphor seems to be a bit problematic?), the game production team has always wanted to invite Wang Buer to play the expansion pack of this small mountain village to see if he can discover any new ways to play.

As the game production team of "Scary", they didn't even think that this game could be played like this!

But it is natural to not think of it.

After all, the game script of "Scary" was not designed by themselves in the strict sense, but was integrated and filled in based on the materials discovered by archaeologists, and then made into a game.

After the game is produced, before the game is uploaded, the members of these production teams are the test players of the game.

It was only after experiencing it for myself that they realized that what they played and made did not seem to be the same game, and everyone in the production team collapsed!

Was it so scary when you did it before?

Why is it so scary after adding music!

Is there really no problem with such a scary game?

What was going on in the minds of the ancients?

Why are you playing such a horrible game?

How did you come up with these things!Could it have really existed?

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt something fluffy on my back...

The unhealthy habit of working overtime has completely disappeared like this. No matter how much wages are paid, no one dares to go home alone in the middle of the night. What if a ghost pops out from somewhere!

He's just a delicate Kiki!Can't deal with such a powerful ghost!

An anonymous muscular man said so.

Because no one is willing to work overtime, the launch of the follow-up expansion of "Spirit" has been postponed indefinitely. Originally, the expansion of Xiaoshan Village would be delayed for another three, four, five months, but unexpectedly, Wang Buer's horizontal Kong was born, and while bringing a large number of players to the "Cry" game, it also accidentally solved this problem.

Although I was frightened before, but after seeing the night traveler who broke their necks and dragged them away, humiliatedly sold themselves to Bi V, and the female library ghost who caused a huge psychological shadow on them Beautiful headshot with burnt bald hair...

Suddenly I can't be afraid anymore!

Thinking about it seriously, why were they so scared before?

They are the production team!Dad of players and npcs!

Why are you afraid of such a small npc?

Then you go in and challenge a wave?

Production team members: (((;???;)))! ! !

No, no, the fathers of their production team are very busy. The expansion pack of Xiaoshan Village has been delayed for a long time, and they have to hurry up to make it and upload it.

Then you work overtime.

Production team members: (((;???;)))! ! !

No, no, overtime or something...

Their bodies have been a little bit unwell recently, and they may need to take a good rest...

Team leader, I want to take a leave of absence!

Production team leader: ...

To tell you the truth, I also...

It is impossible to ask for leave, even if you work overtime, the production team has so much work to do, and you want to ask for leave?Eat farts!

In the rush, the production team uploaded the Xiaoshan Village expansion pack, but this time the closed beta...

No one wants to go at all.

Production team leader: ...

There's no way, I can't carry a knife when I'm old, and I can't command these scoundrels anymore. As a father, I have to hold my nose and wipe their buttocks.

If you don't want to participate in the closed beta, then you don't want to, they invite players to come to the closed beta.

The production team originally wanted to invite Wang Buer to participate in the internal test, but Wang Buer could not extricate himself from reviewing. He didn't even read their invitation.

The test results are fine, so...

Go online.

After a period of time with the Xiaoshan Village expansion, the fathers of the production team shifted their attention from it, because they still have to catch up with the new expansion, but they suddenly received a lot of reports, and all the reports are roughly divided into two categories , One is to report that someone has opened a cheat, and the other is to report someone to ghs.

Dads of the production team: ? ? ?

Am I getting old or can't carry a knife anymore?

Open the plug-in, ghs, which player is so awesome?

So the fathers of the production team opened the backstage and locked on the player who was reported. What a coincidence, why is it you?

The picture of Wang Buer and Ander's tent appeared on the optical brain.

Dads of the production team: ...

So this is the ghs scene?

This is too much of a waste of their feelings!

That's it!That's it!

There is no comparison between the real picture and the imaginary picture!

Describe the shadow on the tent a little bit.

One person is lying down and the other is sitting, ups and downs, movements and conversations are very interesting, there is a four-character idiom that can perfectly describe it, Avalokitesvara sits on a lotus.

You taste it!You take it seriously!You look at this shadow and these four words carefully!

Do you feel like your nose bleeds?

However, the actual situation is that Wang Buer squatted on the ground, brushing and massaging Ander very purely.

I've got my pants down so you show us this?

Are the feelings of the fathers of the production team so wasteful!

Are you ready for daddy's wrath!

Player: What's good about being incompetent and furious? Shut up, you're too noisy!

Production team members: ...

Oh.

Player: Has Bu Er opened the plug-in?

Members of the production team: The test results show that the player did not use any means to disrupt the game balance.

Player: Can't read human language.

Members of the production team: no plug-ins have been opened.

For this result, the fathers of the production team actually couldn't believe it!Can you be sure that he didn't open a cheat for Budu's magical gameplay?

Why didn't the ghost npc kill him without opening the plug-in!

Why do night tourists want to humiliate and laugh?The female ghost hanging from the book wants to shed tears to bid farewell to her beautiful hair?

The production team was also very curious about this result, so they spent a little time investigating the reason, and then...

Because of the scientific reason.

All in all, the two people, Wang Buer and Ander, were driving humanoid self-propelled hangers. The anti-cheat program could not block these two humanoid self-propelled hangers, so they could only pitifully let them destroy the balance of the game.

Having said that, when will they arrive at Xiaoshan Village, where the plot takes place?

They have all been lost for three days!

According to common sense, according to the map issued by the system, fast people can get there in one day, and slow people can get there in two days!

Why can they get lost for three days and still wander outside?

Production team members: ...

Why did they ignore the influencing factor of Lu Chi?

If this has been lost outside, how can the plot start?

When will you find the place, we are very anxious!

Anyway, everyone doesn't know why...

Pretending that the game has a guarantee mechanism, it will be automatically sent to the gate of the small mountain village after a certain amount of time, but in fact, the production team can't wait, and the background operation is behind the scenes to send them there.

After wandering around, he saw the entrance of a small mountain village. Wang Buer was pleasantly surprised. He wanted to ask Ander for help secretly guiding him, but in the end...

He, Wang Buer, really took it to the right place?

Surprise!

Could it be that his incurable disease (not knowing the way) healed without medicine?

Wang Buer's self-confidence began to swell.

The next thing is to go to the plot, probably because they passed by here, wanting to rest here for a while, and replenish supplies by the way...

Does it look normal?

In fact, there is already a problem!

According to the normal gameplay, on the third day, the player should have arrived at the small mountain village and stayed here for one night. It is also on this day that a key plot will happen.

But Wang Buer and the others lost their way for three days, and it was already the fourth day when they arrived at the small mountain village. They skipped over the night when the key plot happened, so...

Can it still go on?

When Wang Bu'er and others entered the small mountain village, they found that there were very few people in this small mountain village, and there were hardly any middle-aged people, and the rest were old and weak women and children.

Li Ke, Li Ai, and Luke had done their homework before they came in, but they were also a little surprised why all the middle-aged men in the small mountain village had disappeared.

This doesn't seem to happen in other players' videos.

Wang Buer found a random house and knocked on the door, "Hi, we are donkey friends passing by, can we stay here for one night?"

"No, no borrowing, you go away." The word "rejection" was thrown straight on Wang Buer's face.

"Then can I exchange some food with you?" The inability to live is secondary, and Wang Buer mainly wants to get some food.

The fly restaurant deep in the mountains must have some special dishes!

He can buy it with money!

The money in the game is very fun to use!

Is this money enough?If it's not enough, Ender has more!

The player brought some random cash with him, not a lot. The money Wang Buer randomly got was more than the sum of the other four people, but Wang Buer put the money on Ander's side.

What could be safer than Ender's side?

The important thing is of course to put it in the safest place.

By the way, Wang Buer felt that he was much more important than these game coins, so he planned to stay with Ender every step of the way.

The charm of money is infinite, if not, then there is not enough money.

The aunt finally let these five people in, and sold them her little rooster and little hen, "You guys should hurry up and leave after buying something, don't stay here for long."

The stewed chicken with mountain mushrooms, plus the pancakes attached to the side of the pot, the aunt's craftsmanship is very good!

"Okay, okay, let's go when we're full." Wang Buer agreed while passing the pancakes to Ander.

However, everyone knows that Ender's appetite...

He ate up all the food in the aunt's house, and the aunt's face became more and more ugly, and this is not the most unlucky thing, the most unlucky thing is...

The money on the five people seems to be unable to make up for the loss of the auntie hahahaha...

Li Ai, Li Ke, and Luke ate so much that they couldn't even raise their heads. After eating, they saw the stinky face of the aunt, and they reacted belatedly. They seemed to have pissed off this kind-hearted aunt...

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This aunt who tried her best to help the players during the game must be so angry that she changed sides...

Changing the camp will not change, after all, this is the character design of this aunt, so the aunt is so angry that her face turns green, and she just drives the five of them away.

Is Wang Buer the kind of person who doesn't pay for food?

Absolutely not, if this is realistic, Wang Buer will be able to make up the money immediately, but the problem is that this is a game, he only accepts game currency, not credit points.

This is a bit uncomfortable.

You said that you make games, why don't you consider krypton gold?

Anyway, let Wang Buer enjoy the feeling of squandering game coins!

Production team members: You are dreaming!

We have not enjoyed the feeling of squandering why give you?

If you can't pay the money, you can only sell yourself to pay off the debt.

Wang Buer held the aunt's hand and apologized sincerely: "The money may not be enough, but it doesn't matter. We are all strong young men who can hunt and pay off our debts. Do you think you want a tiger or a black bear?"

As long as they were serious tigers and black bears, they couldn't resist Ender's punch!

Wang Buer's proud face: His boyfriend is amazing!

Auntie: ...

If you don't believe a single word, just leave me.

The auntie glanced at the only girl among the five, and after hesitating, she said the last word, "Leave as soon as possible... If you see a girl outside, please help me take her away, and treat her as a girl." This meal is paid for."