Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Wang Buer had a rare insomnia after changing his sleeping place!

Don't get me wrong, he doesn't have that little problem with choosing a bed, but Wang Buer is a tough human being who can sleep in the snow!

It's just a change of bed, it's a trivial matter.

But he still has insomnia.

Don't ask why, just ask.

At the beginning, in order to inherit the ancestral business, Wang Buyi wanted Wang Buer to kill him as soon as he turned eighteen, but Wang Buer didn't want to have children at all!

Wang Buer, who has no desire to reproduce at all, and is even a bit repulsive, actually wants to mess with Ander's belly!

What is this implying!

What is this implying!

What else can it imply!

This guy Wang Buer wants to ghs with Ander!

Wang Buer was expressionless, and he didn't want to praise his great goal at all!

Ander, the killer in human form!

Is it so easy to be hummed by him!

The breathing state is completely different when sleeping, not to mention that Wang Buer is not a character who can calm down. He keeps spinning on the bed, as if this bed is burning his butt.

"No two, why haven't you slept yet?" Ender yawned. His schedule was very regular, and he would yawn immediately when it was time to sleep.

It's completely different from a guy like Wang Buer, who I can play for a while, and then it's dawn after playing.

"I'm thinking about something, I'll sleep when I understand it, don't worry about me, go to sleep first."

"Oh."

Ander's side quickly quieted down, but Wang Buer sat up with the quilt on his head. He turned on the optical brain, and the white light was reflected on Wang Buer's face. His fingers kept moving on the optical brain. Poked.

He is not sending messages with Wang Buyi.

To some extent, Wang Buer is also a person with very clear goals. Once he is sure that he wants to have a ghs with Ander, he won't bother with the way of ghs with Ander.

This is something for later, it belongs to the dispute within the family, and the goal now is how to get Ander into his family!

The reason why Wang Buer sent a message to Wang Buyi was to ask if Wang Buyi had the idea of ​​remarrying and having children.

It was also night at Tata Star, and slept soundly in the middle of the night, only to be woken up by the stinky goose's life-threatening serial calls, and refused to answer the phone when it was over, forcing him to send a message.

Thinking that she was the only seedling of the eighteenth generation of the old Wang family, Wang Buyi put up with it and let it go, but in the end...

Look at what question this stinky goose is asking!

Have you thought about remarrying and having children?

Eat farts!

His love for his wife will never change forever!

Unless his wife comes back to life, Wang Buyi will consider marrying his wife again, and have the possibility of being a filial goose again!

Nothing else is possible!

Seeing Comrade Wang cursing and cursing, it gradually turned into a confession to his mother, Wang Buer fell silent...

He felt that he was just a tool in their marriage, specially born to inherit the family business...

If Comrade Wang does not intend to have another goose, then Comrade Wang must be counting on Wang Buer to give birth to a goose to inherit his family business. Ander.

There are several walls in the reproductive isolation between Meri and human beings!

The old Wang's family is absolutely doomed!

Then Comrade Wang must be changing jobs to become the stinky Queen Mother who broke up the Cowherd and Weaver Girl!

Gotta find a way!

What can be done to make Comrade Wang accept the fact that their old Wang family has lost their children and grandchildren without being mad at him to death.

So, Wang Buer searched for a lot of emotional chicken soup on Xingwang, sent it to Comrade Wang, and assigned an assignment to Comrade Wang, asking him to write a review after reading it.

Wang Buyi: ...

What?

After reading it?

I think you want to get beaten up, you stinky goose!

If it weren't for this stinky goose who is now thousands of miles away, Comrade Wang would definitely take Wang Buer's childhood shadow and beat him to death!

Comrade Lao Wang is such a fine old man. He didn't poke it in, but just looked at these names, and he can deduce all the causes and consequences of the matter.

"Tell me, which man are you looking for?"

Wang Buyi is quite acceptable to the result of this fact. After all, technology is really useful, and it has solved countless family disputes!

Guys and boys can do it with science, but...

It's not that simple when the Meili star and human interbreed!

In other words, if Wang Buer wants to find a man ghs, Wang Buyi agrees very much, but if Wang Buer wants to find a ghs from the Meili star, then he is not sure.

Before Wang Buer laid the groundwork and gave Wang Buyi a buffer, Wang Buyi guessed it by himself.

"Could it be your Merri friend Ender that you're looking at?"

Wang Buer: ...

Even if his IQ breaks through the sky now, there is no way to find a way to deal with it in such a short period of time!

Comrade Wang, what's going on!

Guess so fast!

Wang Buyi: "Don't talk? Then I guessed right?"

Wang Buer was speechless, so he could only send six dots to express his feelings.

Wang Buyi: "So... you mean, you found a wife from Meili, and then our old Wang family will have no children or grandchildren?"

This old king's head thief is smart, and Wang Buer can't hide it. Apart from admitting this point honestly, is there any other way to choose?

Wang Buer intends to cite ancient and modern evidence to prove how unreasonable it is for him to give birth to a goose to inherit the family business.

But unexpectedly, there was a small problem with the argument Wang Buer cited. The argument he used was that there was no succession to the throne, so why not have a son.

But Wang Buyi doesn't mind if it's a goose at all!

Isn't it the same for female goose?

The problem is that Andersen can't come out!

Wang Buer couldn't give birth either.

So how to solve this problem?

In fact, it's easy to understand, as long as Wang Buer finds an heir for the old Wang family's ancestral recipes, wouldn't it be enough?

The ancestral business has been passed on, so Wang Buyi doesn't care whoever he likes to marry as his wife!

Ever since the small restaurant at home received a large number of orders, Wang Buyi, who has been busy all of a sudden, discovered something. His son really has a lot of things to do!

Although Wang Buyi wanted to inherit the family business from his ancestors, he never considered carrying it forward!

He is very satisfied with a small restaurant!

But this goose has a lot of things. Not only does he not want to inherit the family business, but he always wants to be the rich second generation!

It's a good thing to want to be rich, but Wang Buer just doesn't want to work hard to become a rich generation, but chooses to work hard to make his father, Comrade Wang, a rich generation!

But Comrade Wang has no such intention either!

He also just wants to be a leisurely overlord.

He was looking forward to Wang Buer to take over the matter he had created, but Wang Buer would not do it.

It’s okay if you don’t dare, just find someone to come.

With an heir, all problems are solved.

Wang Buyi's leisurely emperor, Wang Buer's rich second generation, and the problem of cutting off children and grandchildren, all problems are not problems.

But Wang Bu'er didn't dare to say that he tossed his father up and down like this, but he still couldn't marry Ander as his wife.

But men, they just want to cut through thorns and thorns like this, and cut all hidden dangers under the sword!

So the question is, how is he going to kill someone?

Wang Buer's first reaction was to adopt a child, but helplessly, neither Wang Buyi nor Wang Buer met the adoption regulations, so this pass.

Unable to give birth and receive, Wang Buer is at a loss.

He was very troubled. When he woke up the next day, his eyes were darkened, he couldn't get out of bed, he just wanted to sleep, and he didn't even think about cooking.

Wang Buer slept for a whole day, sitting on the bed like a dumb beast, he suddenly realized that he had completely mistaken the order of the questions!

Comrade Wang’s problem is only the heir. Wang Bu’er has not yet reached the age of 20. No matter what he can fight for decades, he will have time to consider the issue of heirs in another dozen or 20 years. Why do we have to make it now? Not an heir!

Obviously chasing Ander is the first!

If an heir is found, but instead of catching up with Ander, and instead let Ander be chased away by others, then Wang Buer will regret it!

Wang Buer has no experience in chasing people, and he is a bit numb, so he can only search for strategies on the Internet.

Probably because you treat me like a brother, but I want to sleep like you.

The reply with the most likes on the emotional forum is, subtly, blending into the life of the other party, and love develops over time.

Wang Buer's mind is full of ghs, and when he saw the last four words, he got confused. Is this day a noun...or a verb?

Regardless of nouns or verbs, Wang Buer decided to adopt this suggestion, using a subtle way to attack Ander's heart!

But Wang Buer didn't think of a problem, that is...

This emotional forum is a gathering place for single dogs, that is to say, they are very rich in theory but lack practical experience...

Whether it can be successful or not depends on metaphysics.

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Ander is now in a period of high-speed growth and development. His body grows very fast and he is more prone to growth pains, but this is normal. Pay attention to nutritional supplements, exercise more usually, and let the body grow better.

Ender would go to the hospital to check his physical condition. His growth condition can be said to be the best among all the Merians in the same period.

The doctor's orders were useless to Ender.

Even if the doctor didn't need to tell him, Ender knew to eat well and eat a lot.

It is completely different from the teenagers in other families who reject eating because they dislike the taste.

This is really an obedient fat cub.

After being praised by the doctor, Ander consciously went to Wang Buer, wanting a favor.

"That?" Wang Buer asked.

Ender nodded with certainty, "That's it!"

After a confusing conversation, Wang Buer raised a big brush.

Ander turned into a big white tiger lying on the ground, letting Wang Buer do whatever he wanted.

This is the joy that An De discovered recently. At first, Wang Buer discovered this kind of brushing fun that furry pets like very much on the Internet.

Thinking of Ander's performance last time, Wang Buer suspected that he might like this thing.

So Wang Buer customized a super-large brushing music online, as expected...

Andre loves this!

Every time after brushing, there will be an afterthought face!

During the brushing process, Ander didn't resist, and let Wang Buer do the tricks, and even stretched out his hind legs to brush Wang Buer very cooperatively.

Wang Buer just...

A little out of breath.

I can't give birth to any charming thoughts at all.

Tired to death and want ghs?

You can go up, anyway, Wang Buer can't.

Every time he can't hold on any longer, Wang Buer will silently recite the "Liu Jiu Sheng Qing" several times in his heart. Only in this way can he have the motivation to persevere!

otherwise……

On the third day, when An De wanted to brush up, Wang Buer refused him!

Do you know how tiring it is to brush such a big tiger!

To make this big white tiger happy, brushing it once is not enough!

After brushing Ander for a week, Wang Buer found that his arms were much stronger...

What the military training failed to do, Ender did.

Wang Buer wanted to find another way, but Ander was obsessed with brushing his hair. He cleverly found that Wang Buer couldn't refuse him more and more recently, so he deliberately came to lure Wang Buer every time. Come on, be happy~

Wang Buer really couldn't refuse!

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I can only accept my fate, the big white tiger I like, I have to finish brushing him even on my knees!

But Wang Buer is not completely without fun.

Every time after brushing the cat, Ender would lie limp on the ground, and his tail would hook up sticky, as if he had his own consciousness, super cute!

These two people can be regarded as one willing to fight and the other willing to suffer.

Wang Buer thought that he made money by playing with the tail, but he didn't know that Ender was so comfortable that he was about to meow out of the tail!