Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

The door of the office is not locked. Wang Buer pulled the handle and pushed the door open. He thought that he would see a dusty office, but...

It's surprisingly clean here, as if someone was still active here yesterday.

It's just a game, the big deal is to quit, and Wang Buer, who has been disconnected from Dafa in his hand, started to turn over the table with his little heart.

It is the innate instinct of human bear children to rummage through boxes and cabinets!

Wang Buer found a lot of snacks in the drawer!

The packaging is colorful, and the words on it are ancient Chinese characters, probably because they are not necessary props for the plot, and the production team may be a little lazy, so they did not translate these words into the unified language of the alliance.

Anyway, no one would be so bored to dig out these things.

however……

Wang Buer is so boring!

Fortunately, Wang Buer knew these words!

joke!

The old Wang family's ancestral recipes use this kind of Chinese characters. Wang Bu'er was born, and before he started learning the unified language of the Union, he had to learn this Chinese character first. Could he not know it?

joke!

So Wang Buer has studied the text on these snacks and identified their edible value!

Can he miss out on something to eat!

If you miss it, then you won't be Wang Buer!

Wang Buer immediately put any messy tasks behind him, happily pulled out an office chair, sat down on his buttocks, and ate snacks like this.

Wang Buer has never seen such a rich variety of snacks in this office!

He found an instant noodle in a paper drum, and there were several flavors!

Wang Buer picked out green noodles with capers and ribs. Looking at the wrapping paper on the outside, the instant noodles looked delicious!

There are also capers and ribs in it!

result……

Wang Buer was played by the wisdom of the ancestors again.

What is a reasonable and exaggerated propaganda technique!

That's it.

But it doesn't matter, there is no ribs without ribs. Wang Buer also found a snack called braised chicken nuggets, which is similar.

By the way, Ender has been there for so long and hasn't caught a chicken yet?

Impossible, Ender is so strong...

Ander, who Wang Buer was talking about, also encountered the same problem as Wang Buer.

He too was lost.

Going around, surrounded by similar buildings, Ender gradually became irritable!

Didn't he just want to eat a chicken chop?

Why is it so difficult!

As soon as Ander became irritable, the Hashi demolition house hidden deep in the blood of the Meri Stars reappeared!

The last time the victim was admonished, he has not fully recovered yet.

Bang bang bang, Ander gave this campus a free demolition project.

Because the key clues have not been triggered yet, the npcs in this campus instance cannot appear in front of them yet, and they just watched helplessly as their home was directly plowed...

This is too bad!

Can't let him take it down again!

If they disassemble it again, they will face the ruthless sunshine directly! Hey!

Who is the guy who doesn't have eyesight to beat this guy up the wall!

Don't drag them if you want to die!

(╬￣Dish￣)=○

This guy is so strong, it doesn't look easy to deal with!

For the present plan, we can only send this guy next to his teammates!

I hope his teammates can appease him with this extremely irrational behavior!

Wang Buer, who had high hopes from the NPCs, remembered Ander for half a minute, and then forgot about him again. Under the action of hot water, the molecular movement of his instant noodles was accelerated, and he smelled super good. Smell~

But the instructions said to soak for 5 minutes, now only 3 minutes have passed...

After 2 minutes, Wang Buer made noodles, this kind of sour and spicy capers!

It really suits his taste!

As for Ender...

What happened to him?

If not, don't bother him!

The ghost npc in the office looked at the dust rising in the distance, and then looked at this Wang Buer, who came in and committed an outrageous act of ransacking his home.

Suddenly happy.

Fortunately, it was him they came here, if the other...

It's better not to think so much, it's best to send this guy away as soon as possible.

The ghost npc intends to be a ghost in its own right, but there is a ghost who doesn't want them to be so comfortable!

The shock came from far and near, and Ander, the demolition brigade, was actually attracted by a ghost!

When the handsome face of the demolition brigade was clearly seen from the window, the ghost npc in this office collapsed!

(╬￣ dish￣) = ○# (￣#) [-]￣)

Which turtle son lured him here!

Do you understand the sentence that a dead fellow is not dead a poor daoist?

If you are so capable, why don't you become a Chinese teacher!

He's coming, he's coming!

How to do how to do!

In a place that Wang Buer couldn't see, the four ghost npcs became a mess.

But the demolition project stopped before they reached their building, and Ender smelled the aroma of instant noodles. Without thinking about it, he stopped and rushed over in the direction of the aroma.

Passing through several exploration points on the way can be regarded as triggering the preconditions of the npc.

But I was stunned that no npc dared to come out to make trouble.

Look at that wall, it's hard and strong!

But in the hands of this player, it is as crisp as a milk-flavored biscuit!

Do you think our npc's soul will be harder than that wall? !

Do you think our npcs are fools!

Want to die you!

In this way, Ander approached the Chinese teaching and research group where Wang Buer was, and opened the door. The smell of sour beans and pork ribs became clearer.

"There is no chicken in this game." Ender was very dissatisfied, how could there be no chicken in this dungeon!

How can he eat chicken chops without chicken?

Hearing Ander's voice, Wang Buer burped and wiped his oily mouth. Although Ander didn't catch the chicken, Wang Buer had already eaten the chicken before Ender caught the chicken. up.

"It's normal that there are no chickens. After all, this is a school. Under normal circumstances, there should be no wild animals." Wang Buer only thought of this problem after Ander left, but at that time Ander had already run away. It's gone, and it's too late to remind, and I can only wait for Ender to react, "Do you want some snacks? These taste pretty good."

Ender had noticed the things that Bu Er was eating, and he was very curious about where these things came from.

Could it be that under such a condition of having nothing, can Fuji still make these delicious foods? !

This is too great!

Wang Buer: ...

Although being praised is a very pleasant thing for him, but Ender, can you be more rational and open your eyes to see clearly, can Wang Buer conjure these things out of thin air!

He just knows how to cook, not magic!

"These things were found in this office. They should be the snacks that the teacher kept here." Wang Buer was already full, but he could still eat two more bites. mouth.

Still delicious.

An De is a very coaxable person, although he didn't eat chicken chops, but with these snacks, Ender can do it too!

The demolition brigade was calmed down, and the ghost npc breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as they don't let the demolition brigade demolish their homes, they can eat whatever they want!

The news that snacks can appease the demolition brigade was immediately passed on to other ghosts by the ghost npc of this teaching and research group.

So, before An De and Wang Buer explored other places, all the places with ghosts, in order to defend their homes, all conjured up big snack packs!

Just put it in the most conspicuous place you can see when you open the door!

As long as you don't demolish the house!Whatever you want to eat will satisfy you!

Ender: "It's delicious, but it's too little and you won't be full..."

Three times as many snacks appeared in the next classroom immediately!

Ender: "Oh, these are delicious, but I still want chicken chops!"

All the snacks in the next classroom will be replaced with chicken chops!

Ender: "There are several flavors of your chicken chops, but here is only one..."

Ghost npc: Arrange!Schedule now!Arrange whatever you want to eat!As long as you don't demolish the house!

Of course, with the ability to create things out of thin air, these ghosts are not that powerful.

They are just illusion skills that interfere with the senses a little bit.

The ability of this illusion skill to affect the senses has a certain degree of similarity with the simulated senses of the holographic system.

And after this ability is analyzed by the system, it has been strengthened in the game, basically not much different from the real thing.

This gave Ender a big deal, no matter where he went, he could see the protection fees handed in by the local ghosts!

Not sure why, but very happy.

This illusion of getting something for nothing successfully confuses the audience, making them think that this game called "Scary" is actually a buffet game!

You can see how happy you are eating with Ender!

They also want to try this joy!

Thus, "Scary" entered a wave of players, but soon, this wave of players was taught by "Scary" to be human.

Do you think you are the demolition brigade!

what!

Without the ability to demolish the house, I still want to collect protection fees!

You are probably thinking too much!

The humiliation suffered by Ander and Wang Buer, there is no npc left in "Scary", and all of them are returned to the players behind!

What about the last toilet, the piano in the middle of the night, the mirror in the girls' dormitory...

This kind of fear from thousands of years ago made these guys understand in an instant that ginger is still old and hot!

Those things that the ancestors have played with, it will be effortless for you to play with!

shadow!

Absolute shade!

The culture of going to the bathroom together quietly reappeared.

Everyone dare not go to the toilet alone in the middle of the night!

Wang Buer, who didn't discover the real fun of "Scary" because of Ander's presence, couldn't understand these netizens who left messages and wailing under his personal page.

But when he stepped on the portal and watched the video uploaded by the players of "Scary", Wang Buer was suddenly rejoiced!

Fortunately, he didn't experience the real fun of "Cry"!

This is too scary!

I can't feel at ease when I go to the toilet in the middle of the night!

Just watching the game videos of those players, Wang Buer was frightened, and facing the real fear, Wang Buer would probably die suddenly on the spot.

Wang Buer also knew from this moment that he was actually very good at listening to other people's suggestions, such as saying something before going to bed, and not drinking water after five o'clock in the afternoon...

He did it all!

Just to prevent getting up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night!

But it's really hard to say that the body is used to it!

Even though Wang Buer didn't want to go to the bathroom, he still woke up in the middle of the night, feeling that it was coming...

He was devastated!

Don't ask how this matter was resolved in the end!

The memory of tonight has become the eternal black history of Wang Buer's life!

Delete no nonsense!

Unlike Wang Buer who blacklisted "Scary", Ander felt the joy of "Scary", so he went up to play "Scary" every day.

This has become a must-play activity for Ender before going to bed!

"Scary" npc: ...

What a crime!

What did they do wrong!

Why do you see this demolition brigade every day!

Just see that face!They remembered the humiliation of losing their home that day!

just sad...

Appears at a fixed time every day, and the alarm clock is not as punctual as him!

Ander has become the scariest big devil in the minds of "Scary" npcs!

Ender abused them out of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), and now they can't even look at the color silver and white!