Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Wang Buer: ...

He is very restless now.

I don't know what happened just now, some wonderful chemical changes occurred in the bodies of Wang Buer and Ander, but...

Wang Buer found... Ander's brain...

It seems something is wrong.

The blushing on Ander's face was probably due to the heat or other reasons, and his eyes also became sticky and lingering...

Wang Buer: ...

I was very uncomfortable, and even got goosebumps and felt like I wanted to stand up and dance...

Wang Buer endured for a while, and endured for a while, he couldn't bear it anymore, he planned to remind Ander, "What do you mean by that look in your eyes?"

Ender gave a silly laugh, "But your lips are so cute."

Wang Buer subconsciously looked at his honor, and his heart was as messy as if he had encountered a catastrophic tornado!

Oh my god!

what the hell!

Wang Buer didn't know whether he should cover his face to hide his ugliness, or complain about Ander's aesthetics!

In other words, should he be thankful that he turned off the live broadcast before, so that his appearance was not exposed to everyone?

But even if everyone sees it, it shouldn't matter...

Anyway, Wang Buer's position in everyone's mind is either a gourmet anchor who likes to cook weird food, or a nonsensical and funny anchor, anyway, it's not a serious escape anchor!

Wang Buer shut himself up for a while, and after sorting out his messy thoughts, he just wanted to ask one question, "Ander, the aesthetics of all of you Meriians...is that the same?"

Such a sexy sausage mouth!

Do you mean cute?

"Huh?" Ender didn't know much about the other tribesmen, but he thought the sausage mouth was very cute.

During this question and answer, the reputation of the Meili star was instantly destroyed by his own people!

Wang Buer couldn't help imagining the scene in the future. Ander brought a sausage-mouthed partner to introduce him...

If you just imagine it, this picture is very inconsistent!

Either Wang Buer hates sausage mouths, or...

Ander, the painted face of Gaoling, has cp with a sausage mouth. The sense of contradiction in this cp is like...

Wang Buer couldn't think of a reasonable metaphor to describe this, probably breaking through the sky, but if that day really came, Wang Buer probably would still sincerely bless the two of them!

While Wang Buer silently blessed An De and his future partner in his heart, he silently stayed away from An De. For some reason, An De's eyes always made him feel very dangerous.

Wang Buer is still a person who believes in intuition, so before this intuition disappears, he should not get close to Ender.

Ander who was inexplicably hidden:? ? ?

……

After resting in place for a whole day, Wang Buer looked at his face. The inexplicable hot flashes had faded away, and the swelling of the two sausages on his mouth had also subsided a lot, only a little Slightly red and swollen, but this mark...

It is rarely inappropriate.

Wang Buer, an old driver, couldn't help but wonder if this mouth did something sneaky while the live broadcast was off yesterday...

However, this may also be because Wang Buer thought too much, so he turned on the live broadcast with a tangled mood.

To be honest, no one cared about Wang Buer's mouth at all.

But for those who have ghosts in their hearts, their actions and expressions are very different.

People with normal double quotients are more or less led by Wang Buer to pay attention to his mouth.

Everyone also watched the live broadcast yesterday, and they watched Wang Buer's lips burnt into sausages, so they didn't have much doubt about Wang Buer's lips.

but……

This action and expression of Wang Buer!

I almost didn't say clearly that something unsuitable for children happened last night!

Is it okay to blow yourself up?

However, although everyone suspected that Wang Buer might have done something good last night, they didn't suspect Ander at all. Looking at Ander's expression, demeanor and actions, he seemed to be a very peaceful child. Such a good child, how could he Can you doubt it?

Wang Buer: ...

So am I the one who would do that kind of thing?

Audience: Mmm!

Wang Buer: ...

He was speechless!

For the unreasonable slander of these audiences, Wang Buer wanted to ask them. They excluded Ander and the npcs of the Desert Five, so here comes the problem!

He was alone, how could he turn off the live broadcast last night and do shameful things!

How do you play to make your mouth swell!

Audience: That's gone.

In order to prove that their judgment was correct, the audience opened the door to a new world for Wang Buer.

Kami in the new world is wearing a white robe, beckoning to Wang Buer kindly, Wang Buer: ...

There was no resistance, and I walked into the gate of the new world impatiently.

I go!Can still play like this!

From this moment on, Wang Buer successfully became a train driver.

Wang Buer's amazed words successfully aroused Ander's curiosity, and he came over, "Buer, what are you looking at?"

Wang Buer was very guilty, and immediately turned off the screen that only he could see, and subconsciously pushed Ander away, "Hey! It's nothing, it's just something adults can see."

"Ender, you can't read it now when you are a minor, but you will understand it when you become an adult."

Wang Buer can also take advantage of these few months to use this adult stalk to bully Ander. After these few months, according to the regulations of the Meili Stars, Ander is an adult.

Wang Buer can't talk about this matter.

But at that time, it might not be possible for Ander to remember this matter, Wang Buer was not worried at all.

But, will Ender really forget?

He will not!

This is probably a kind of inferiority of a man who is worse than a concubine, better than a concubine, and stealing than stealing!

If Wang Buer told him honestly, Ander might not be very interested, but Wang Buer is so secretive...

Cats just can't stand aggressive methods!

You you on the line!

Meow!

It was probably like this, and Ender silently calculated how much time he had before becoming an adult, and firmly recorded this matter in the memo in his heart.

On the day he came of age, Ender had to ask Buer what he was looking at today.

I just don't know how Wang Buer will deal with it at that time...

Having said that, how many people still remember that Wang Buer and Ander are playing desert escape now?

How many people still remember the Desert Five who traveled with them?

Shasha: "I don't know why, I feel like we don't have any sense of existence anymore."

Momo: "I also..."

The remaining three people: To be honest, so are we.

Escape games have been popular for a long time, but the escape game played by Wang Buer makes people feel very relaxed, without the sense of urgency like other anchors.

Escape games, in the final analysis, are just games.

Some people like the thrilling feeling brought by the escape, but some people like Wang Buer's relaxed and happy way of only treating the game as a game.

Wang Buer's live broadcast is very different from other live broadcasts on the same channel. This difference is invisible and constantly conveyed to the audience after entering the live broadcast room, and at the same time, the audience is also being screened.

Those who don't like his style will leave immediately, but once they stay, they won't leave again.

Some viewers, for one reason or another, have no way to get fun from escape games, but after watching Wang Buer's live broadcast, they also try to play their own games.

The goal is not to clear the level, whether you succeed or fail, the most important thing is to enjoy the fun of the game.

Although Wang Buer himself may not think so, everyone has learned this from him.

After working hard for a while, Wang Buer discovered the fun of sand. Sand is actually a fluid thing. After entering the desert, Wang Buer had a faint sense of déjà vu.

Just now, when he was walking, he slipped a little bit, because of this moment, he understood what the déjà vu was.

The desert and the snow are very similar!

The difference is that one is cold and the other is hot.

Wang Buer immediately remembered the finals of "Primal Escape"!

To be honest, Wang Buer has wanted to play in the snow for a long time!But because it was too cold and he didn't want to affect the game, Wang Buer could only hold back.

But now I have encountered a desert that is similar to the snow field, the one that Wang Buer has always wanted to try...

It should work too!

Wang Buer looked at the sand dune, it looked like a slide on a snow mountain!

"Ande, wait for me." Wang Buer told Ander, then put the luggage on the spot, climbed up a sand dune, and then...

With a leap forward and a swipe, Wang Buer enjoyed the joy of skiing!

"Oh hoo!"

"Yeah!"

"Hey!"

Wang Buer, who kept going up and down, seemed to be very happy. To tell everyone, Ander was moved.

He followed suit and put down his luggage, telling the Desert Five to look after the luggage, and he also followed in Wang Buer's footsteps...

Seeing the two happy like fools, the Desert Five looked at each other and let out a long sigh. They have suffered too much that they shouldn't have to bear!

The dunes that have been ravaged back and forth by the two Merriians, if anyone pays attention, they will find...

This dune is no longer the original dune.

He is flat...

The person involved, Qiu, has left an indelible psychological shadow for life.

Mr. Qiu: You will definitely have retribution!

Wang Buer: Hahahahahaha!

Wang Buer and Ander found new happiness. They didn't have enough fun. When they encountered a sand dune on the road, they wanted to slide and watch...

The Desert Five couldn't stop them.

Finally, Wang Buer and Ander met their retribution.

Seeing a sand dune they like, Wang Buer and Ander foolishly rushed up and slid down...

They're stuck in quicksand...

Quicksand is very dangerous in the desert.

If you fall in, you will not be able to climb up, and the more you struggle, the faster you will sink...

But Wang Buer and Ander, even if they didn't struggle, they sank very quickly!

These two are very heavy!

It is not something ordinary quicksand can hold!

The Desert Five didn't have time to react. As soon as they went up, they saw Wang Buer and Ander's heads being swallowed by quicksand.

The Desert Five:  …