Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

Following the primitive man Ji Mao to his tribe, the white and tender Wang Buer and Lake instantly became the focus of the crowd.

Lake was shivering in the crowd like a little chick.

To die!

They were surrounded by so many people!

If they don't agree with each other, what will they do!

You don't need to kill them all with one spear!

Lake looked at Wang Buer with warm eyes, boss!It's up to you!

At this time, Wang Buer, relying on his very similar style of painting to that of primitive people, perfectly blended in and became a friend of women!

Who told him that his specialty is cooking.

And the people in charge of food in the primitive tribe are the grandma, mother, sister and sister.

They surrounded Wang Buer in the middle, and watched him use a very magical method to create a fire, and then used some ingredients they didn't know at all to make the meat they usually eat into a salivating one.

Wang Buer is particularly bad. At this time, he opened the barrage and shot the camera on the barbecue.

The tongue of fire is licking the barbecued meat on the branch, the oil is sizzling on the meat, and the secret seasoning made by Wang Buer is being sprinkled on it, the picture, the fragrance...

Wang Buer took a deep breath, no matter how many times he smelled it, he couldn't resist it!

Fearing that he didn't have enough hatred, Wang Buer provoked the audience in the live broadcast room alone, and described to them how attractive the fragrance was, his mouth was already full of saliva...

In fact, even if Wang Buer didn't need to talk too much, the high-definition barbecue picture had already made them swallow unconsciously, and then looked at the ecstasy expression of the primitive man next to him...

How can there be only barbecue?

Wang Buer asked Lake to throw the lump of soil he had dug into the fire, and put it under the barbecue.

The fat that was forced out by the flames fell on the lumps of soil, slowly seeping into the inside with the aroma of barbecued meat...

After the soil lump is cooked, there will be a slight meaty aroma in the dense and soft taste...

I want to ask why Wang Buer is so clear?

Of course he has eaten it once before!

There is no way to satisfy Wang Buer with just barbecue and lumps of soil!

Wang Buer accidentally discovered that there is honey in this tribe!

Honey!

It is also a good partner with barbecue!

Wang Buer couldn't help but brush a layer of honey water on top of the barbecue. With the help of the flame, the honey water and the barbecue were perfectly blended together.

Because of the sugar, the surface of the barbecue has a layer of light, as if the game characters have encountered a bonus. After the salty aroma of the barbecue itself, there is an extra sweetness that is still unsatisfactory.

[-] points![-] points!

Wang Buer generously distributed the barbecue to the primitive people to taste. He had never eaten cooked food, and he had never eaten such advanced cuisine as honey barbecue. The primitive people were astonished!

With this honey barbecue, Wang Buer became a loyal friend of the primitive tribe.

As for Lake...

He couldn't compete with the primitive people, and his sense of presence was too weak, so Lake could only smell the aroma, drooling as he watched Wang Buer and the primitive people eat meat, and squatted beside him eating lumps of soil.

This soil lump is a staple food with a lot of starch content, but it tastes slightly bitter.

Lake and his race have always eaten this, so Lake has become accustomed to this bitter taste.

But Lake only discovered now that this bitterness can be eliminated!

The soil bumps soaked in gravy not only lost the slightly bitter taste, but also had a fresh and fragrant flavor. Even compared to the honey barbecue over there, Lake thinks it should not be much worse!

It was a bit boring to eat barbecue, so the primitive people brought some drinks over.

Wang Buer didn't care too much, he took it and drank it when someone handed it over, and frowned as soon as he took it.

The hatred of the audience was held by Wang Buer. They were unhappy when they saw Wang Buer happy, and they were happy when Wang Buer was unhappy, so they started to hate him.

"There must be poison in here!"

"Fuer will be poisoned to death hahahaha!"

Wang Buer swallowed the drink in his mouth. The reason for his frowning was not because the taste of the drink was wrong, but this statement was also somewhat correct.

But one thing is for sure, this drink is absolutely non-toxic.

"It's a pity, your hopes have come to nothing, this drink is not poisonous at all." The reason why Wang Buer frowned was because he found out that he had drunk this juice not long ago.

This cool taste, there is not too much sweetness, that faint fruity aroma...

Isn't this the Kiki juice he drank!

Don't you primitive people think this is a secret treasure!

Just as Wang Buer wanted to ask if they had made a mistake, he saw...

The primitive people here have a cup in their hands, and even Lake, who was pushed out just now, has a cup in his hand...

Is this really their secret treasure?

Is it such a bad street?

Wang Buer: ...

Forget it, secret treasures are completely unimportant, life is only about eating and drinking!

It's over after eating!

In the end, because they were addicted to the meat of the primitive tribe, Wang Buer and Lake completely forgot about the escape, and finally...

Do you have any questions about the failed escape?

The game is over, but the live broadcast is not over.

Wang Buer was dragged away by the audience, if Wang Buer dared to turn off the live broadcast now, they would definitely go to his personal account to blast it!

You can also leave!Gotta hand over that honey kabob recipe you made earlier!

Wang Buer: ...

Who remembers so much!

Originally, there were not enough ingredients, so Wang Buer just picked what was suitable and put it in. According to the ancestral recipes, some things were added and some things were missing.

It's just luck, and the taste is pretty good.

Forced to be helpless, Wang Buer recalled his secret seasoning, and he couldn't remember what he picked up casually. Forget it, Wang Buer reported the recipe on his ancestral recipe.

As a result, the audience this year was particularly good.

They were very witty and found several things reported by Wang Buer, they had never met them before, Wang Buer was just donating them!

Wang Buer: ...

Well, let them do their homework if they are so smart.

Once Wang Buer posted the game video on his personal page, he didn't care about anything else.

Sharp-eyed friends take notes by themselves!

It took a long time for a game to end. Wang Buer didn't notice the passage of time at all. After looking at the optical brain, he realized...

He only had four hours of sleep left.

Wang Buer: ...

Did he continue to sleep?

Or keep playing until dawn?

Forget it, go to bed early, even if you can only sleep for four hours...

Isn't that four hours?

Wang Buer closed his eyes and lay in the holographic cabin, falling asleep in seconds.

He is very confident, he only needs to rest for four hours, and he will be full of energy the next day...

But this is all a dream!

The biggest illusion in life is what I think!

Not only was Wang Buer not full of energy, but he almost couldn't get out of bed, and almost fell asleep in class!

"Brother, are you sleepy?" This is the little sister of the classmate on the left.

"Should have stayed up late last night to play games, I deserved it, Mumu leave him alone." This is the little brother of the classmate on the left.

Wang Buer tried to widen his eyes, but it was of no use.

Sitting here, listening to the teacher's voice, Wang Buer's eyelids dropped, but he couldn't sleep!

How embarrassing it is to be called a parent when you fall asleep!

Wang Buer tried his best to grab his own flesh, and finally survived this literature class, and waited until the next military training.

The military training Wang Buer didn't worry at all, even the gods couldn't fall asleep after running and jumping.

But this military training seems to be different from usual.

The instructor didn't pull them to the playground, but to the closed holographic cabin classroom?

This operation is a bit confusing.

What is this going to do?

But looking at the excited faces of the shorter children around, do they look easy to understand?

Is there anything good about it?

"After a period of training, you already have the qualifications to participate in the star training camp..." Before the instructor finished speaking, the group of kids next to Wang Buer began to cheer.

Even the classmate Senhu who had been pretending to be steady on the left of Wang Buer gave a small cheer.

This is the joy that the instructor has established for so long and cannot suppress the prestige.

Wang Buer: ...

What happened to the garbage star still made Wang Buer lack something compared to others, but fortunately, Wang Buer still has a chance to make up for it now.

The instructor can also understand why these children are so happy. After all, he also came from this age. After the cheers, the instructor continued: "But don't be too happy, we are not a game, but a game." Training is also an assessment for you, so..."

"We will definitely work hard!"

The instructor looked at the faces of these children full of fighting spirit with satisfaction, and then his eyes fell on Wang Buer...

this……

What to do?

According to his learning progress, he should stay in the intermediate training camp, but according to his age...

He should go to advanced training camp.

However, the instructors did not teach Wang Buer many items in the military training of advanced education, so...

Let it be fate.

It depends on where the system assigns him at that time.

The instructor Buddha.

Wang Buer is indeed a big problem in his career!

"Enter the holographic cabin according to the student number, and operate according to the prompts. If you have any questions, you can ask, and you can start."

"Yes, instructor."

As soon as they agreed, everyone coaxed them to disperse, chirped to find the holographic cabin represented by their student ID, and lay down one by one.

Wang Buer also lay down in it, but before starting the holographic cabin, Wang Buer first searched about the Xingchen training camp.

The star training camp can be said to be a routine that every citizen must participate in. Only students in intermediate education and advanced education can participate.

Investigate the students' moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic abilities, and finally give a comprehensive score, which is equivalent to the usual course scores.

Form a team, complete missions together, and earn rewards and honors...

Wang Buer is not very motivated.

Thinking of his teammates, they are all 12-year-old kids, and he wants to play house games with these kids...

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Can I just find a place to sleep?

The holographic cabin door was knocked twice, which was the instructor reminding Wang Buer to start.

Wang Buer sighed and entered the Star Training Camp.