Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

When Wang Bu'er was hitching a ride with the Ande brand, his name finally appeared on the "Primal Escape" forum.

"August [-], the man who kept making soft meals"

As in the title, the first floor worships the sky and the second floor is the main text.

1l Landlord:

When the poster was watching the contestants who supported him, he found this man, and mistakenly thought that this man was a strong man, and then bought his live broadcast footage and bet him [-] credits.

2l visitors:

Catch up on the live stream?Sit in the front row.

3l Landlord:

But during the live broadcast, the host gradually realized that he might have misread it. This guy is not only not a strong man, but also a rookie, eh?Not the second floor?Forget it, this kind of thing is not important.

4l Landlord:

In fact, I don’t blame the host for misunderstanding. After all, the host watched the man beat up the contestant supported by the host, and led him past the preliminary round to the final. It is only natural that such a misunderstanding would occur.

5l visitors:

It looks familiar, so it must be that...

6l visitors:

Since he was able to bring the contestants supported by the landlord to the preliminary round, this can prove the man's strength. After all, passing the preliminary round is not so easy, and he even made it to the final.

7l Landlord:

You don't understand that man, you really don't understand...

8l Landlord:

The reason why that man was able to lead people to the finals was entirely because he was very lucky. He was assigned to an escape point by the system at the very beginning of the competition. Can you believe such a miraculous thing?

9l visitors:

real or fake? !This kind of thing?

10l: Landlord:

Really, and it was my male god who was brought into the finals by that man!

He is now chasing my male god's soft rice!

11l visitors:

Since they brought you a male god in the preliminary round, it is understandable to form a team and help each other in the final round. There is no need for the host to be so angry, right?

12l Landlord:

No, I'm not angry at all, I just think that man is amazing, but I'm still a little jealous, after all, that guy is riding on my male god now!

13l visitors:

If you are talking about the guy, I agree with you.

By the way, I have gained 3 kg because of watching his live broadcast recently.

14l Landlord:

loved ones!shake hands!

15l visitors:

Who is that man you speak of?Mind sharing it?I'm a little curious...

16l visitors:

Here is the link, thank you for taking it.

17l visitors:

I'm just curious if that man's luck will play a role in the final.

The airborne escape point is too amazing, if it is the finals, wouldn't that mean winning [-] million credit points?

18l visitors:

What I said above made me curious.

……

With Wang Buer, who was just one word away from winning [-] million, and An De, they met acquaintances.

Speaking of acquaintances, you can almost guess who the other party is, yes, they are the siblings who have a feud with Wang Buer!

Feng Lai and Feng Ling are not strong enough. During the process of forming a team, the car overturned once, and all the tools were stolen. When they met Wang Buer and Ander, they were about to give up the game. It's game.

Their limbs suffered from varying degrees of frostbite, and their thermostatic vests were also taken away. If Wang Buer had come later, the two of them would have taken the initiative to log off the line, causing the game characters to freeze to death and be out.

The villain Wang Bu'er got out of the bearskin bag triumphantly. Although he didn't say anything, his eyes were the biggest mockery of Fengling Fenglai's siblings.

"Huh? What happened to you guys? How did you become so down and out?"

Fengling Fenglai: No matter what, I don't want you to say that.

Although Fengling and Fenglai lost their temperature-controlled vests, their little padded jackets were not snatched because they were of different sizes. Although they were a little downcast, but...

At least better than Wang Buer, the savage king!

I don't know how closely related the word "savage" is with Wang Bu'er. In the preliminary round, this guy made himself look like a savage, but in the finals, this guy still looks like a savage.

The thick sheepskin was simply cut and fixed with a dead vine, and the short hair was messy.

No one would believe that he is not a savage npc set in the game!

The most amazing thing is that no matter whether it was the last time or this time, this guy Wang Buer didn't deliberately toss himself in this direction, but every time, he was obsessed with developing in this direction...

Feng Lai always couldn't see his sister being ridiculed, so he sneered and stabbed Wang Buer: "Heh, where do you have the confidence to ask us?"

Wang Buer checked himself and fell silent.

He stuffed himself shamefully into the bearskin pouch on Ender's back, shutting himself up.

When there were no outsiders, Wang Buer didn't feel anything wrong with what he was wearing at all, but once he realized that he appeared in front of outsiders wearing this way.

Wang Buer just...

Completely autistic.

Carrying the bearskin bag, Ander walked in front of Fengling Fenglai's siblings, then turned around, raised his hind legs and planed frantically, kicking up a snowflake, which covered Fengling Fenglai's head and face.

Wind Chime Wind Comes: ...

What's wrong with these two people?

After burying Fengling Fenglai and his siblings, Ander consciously vented his anger for helping Buer, he carried the bearskin bag and continued on his way.

The closer you get to the escape point, the more people you will meet. If you are lucky, you will meet friendly people. Just give it a nod. If you are unlucky, you will meet noisy and noisy people.

Before Ender even thought about what to do with them, they first took a fancy to the bearskin bag on Ender's back.

They feel that there must be many useful tools in it.

King of cooking tools: ...

The results of it?

Of course, it's an exit ticket, so you won't get it if you leave.

Ender sent them all out one by one, confiscating their tools as well.

More than half of the confiscated tools were thermostatic vests, and most of the rest were weapons. And the cauldron that Ander wanted so much, no one chose it at all.

_(:з)∠)_

After confiscating these tools, Wang Buer returned from abject poverty to food and clothing, and he evolved from a savage to a modern civilization.

With so many constant temperature vests, Wang Buer made a fortune!

He wore one on his body, one on his face, and one on each of his limbs. There was no place to put the extra Wang Buer, so he had to throw it away in the end.

Too rich is also a kind of trouble, Wang Buer sighed while throwing his vest.

Ander, the big white tiger, silently listened to Wang Buer's pressure, and silently took a mouthful of the nutrient solution handed over.

Already used to those delicious foods, Ender didn't like the nutrient solution with a single taste at all. After taking a bite, he found that it didn't suit his appetite. Ender also threw away the nutrient solution extravagantly.

The warm clothes and food were all taken away, and the Fengling Fenglai siblings had to withdraw from the finals. If they saw the wasteful behavior of these two people, they would definitely vomit blood with anger.

It's really the drought, the drought, the flood, the flood, the anger, the anger!

Meeting Wang Buer and An De is probably the retribution of Fengling Fenglai's two siblings.

With Wang Buer, Ander walked for another half a month, and finally reached the escape point, this time the escape point was a nearly closed valley.

In the middle of the valley is a hot spring, and there is only one gap wide enough for people to enter and exit. Because of such a unique geographical environment, the climate in the valley is completely different from the outside world, warm as spring.

Before the gap that could enter the valley, there were already people gathered there. Wang Buer saw these people from a long distance, and he was still wondering why they were guarding here.

Did they squat here specially to exclude dissidents?

As a result, when he got closer, Wang Buer knew why.

As I said before, this gap is only wide for one person. Let me explain in particular, what is the concept of wide for one person, it means one person, even if you are a little fat, you can’t get in.

And what happened to those people who stayed outside?

Because their natural physical conditions do not allow them to squeeze in, they have to let their teammates in, and then they stay here to exclude dissidents.

This kind of fighting has always been Ander's job. Wang Buer has already squatted aside with the bearskin bag very skillfully, watching Ender beat him up and solve all the problems.

"No, we're leaving."

"Oh."

Wang Buer wanted to leave with the bearskin bag in his arms, but when he thought about it, he had already reached the escape point, and he needed a bearskin bag, so he threw the bag away coolly, and left without looking back.

Although Ender is heavy, but the density is high, it is no problem to squeeze into this gap, Ender is no problem, Wang Buer is even more no problem.

They got in easily.

At this time, there was no third person in the valley except Ander and Wang Buer.

Why there is no third person's answer here, Wang Buer can also guess, it is nothing more than the escape device is not in this valley.

The clues about escaping the device are carelessly carved on the mountain wall, and the painting style is still as abstract as before, like a moldy chestnut.

Wang Buer looked left and right, looked up and down, and always felt that this thing looked very familiar, so what is it?

Suddenly his clothes moved, and Wang Buer was scratched a bit itchy, so he took out the fat man inside the clothes. Wang Buer looked at the paintings on the mountain wall, and then at the bag he was holding in his hand. Fatty, fell silent.

The fat man in Wang Buer's heart was so agitated for some reason, Wang Buer didn't catch it, he jumped out, jumped onto a tree, got into the tree hole, took out a piece of dried fruit from it and gnawed it.

Following Wang Buer on the road, the fat man never had a satisfactory meal again.

He is starving and skinny!

Wang Buer followed the fat man up the tree, took out the tree hole of the fat man, and then he took out a silver escape device.

('???`)

Actually...really...found it?

It was too simple and too fantasy, Wang Buer felt that the escape device in his hand was a bit fake, so he tried it.

￣▽￣

At once……

Out……

The moment he cleared the level, Wang Buer couldn't believe it. He never dreamed that he would pass the level like this!

The audience in Wang Buer's live broadcast room didn't expect it!

This guy can actually take the first place? !

This is too dramatic!

Are you serious?

Did they really see "Original Escape"?Instead of "Primal Survival" next door?

"Bu Er, congratulations on your victory." Ander also came out, congratulating Wang Bu Er.

Looking at Ander who is doing his best during the competition, Wang Buer will not feel that he deserves the first place, at most...

At most, give half of the bonus to Ender.