Escape from the mudslide in the variety show world

In ancient times, there was a well-known saying, that is to become a CEO, get promoted and raise salary, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.

But in "Original Escape", you are only one champion away from being a dick to the pinnacle of life!

No matter how down-and-out you are, no matter how unsuitable your appearance is to the public taste. (In fact, there is no such thing at all. The aesthetics of each race is different. In the aesthetics of some races, human beings are extremely ugly hairless monkeys)

However, as long as you become a champion and show your strength, then...

Congratulations, you can choose girls from all races at will, because in StarCraft, strength is the recognized standard of charm for all races.

As long as you are the strongest, then you are the most beautiful man/female man!

There is no need to choose between Jiangshan and the beauty, because the beauty will come to you with Jiangshan!

In the history of "Original Escape", there was a grassroots champion like this. Later, after winning Princess Bai Fumei, he didn't think about making progress, and finally became a fat circle, and then was kicked by Princess Bai Fumei.

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But even so, his life is enough for many people to envy.

After Wang Buer heard this story, he was so envious that he died, and after that, he had dreams for several days in a row. The content of the dream was probably to participate in the competition, beat the opponent, win the championship, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life This set of basic exercises (basic operations).

How brilliant the dream is, how empty it is when you wake up.

Wang Buer is not only a rookie, but also a poor ghost, who doesn't even have a holographic cabin that is the minimum requirement for the competition.

The contestants of "Original Escape" come from various planets and races, and each race may have their own living habits, in order to eliminate most of the differences.

The escape variety show "Original Escape" needs to be played after logging in to the game using the holographic cabin, and then the scene is automatically generated by the system.

So the first thing after getting the holographic cabin, Wang Buer signed up for this year's "Original Escape".

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As for why Wang Buer is a rookie, he still has to sign up for this kind of strength competition?

That is of course because strength is not the only criterion for measuring success, it is just one of the ways!

In the history of "Original Escape", not only the champions will debut in place, but some have attracted some fans because of their outstanding performance in the game. They were accidentally discovered as the anchor potential, and then they were promoted and raised, and married Bai Fumei , to the pinnacle of life.

Wang Buer was aiming at this, so he signed up!

The second thing after successful registration is——

When visiting the mall, there are all kinds of things in the interstellar mall. Don’t mention the different stores of the same product, just look at the types of different products, and there are tens of thousands of pages.

Wang Buer first searched, the key word was holographic cabin nutrient solution, and then screened, limiting the maximum price to 99 credits, and then a lot of options popped up.

99 credits is the highest consumer price that Wang Buer can bear.

Unexpectedly, there are so many products to choose from, Wang Buer was secretly happy, but after clicking on the product details, Wang Buer withered.

The garbage star he is in is not in the free shipping area.

Look at the postage again, 999 credits.

MD!

You can buy ten nutrient solutions for the postage!

Wang Buer shopped around, and finally realized a reality, that is, he couldn’t afford the one with free shipping, and he couldn’t afford the postage if he didn’t, so Wang Buer had to cancel his plan to buy the holographic cabin nutrient solution , and searched on the Internet, is it possible to participate in "Primal Escape" without using the holographic cabin nutrient solution?

The frequency of this problem is very, very small, how small is it?

No one asks this question at all.

Because people who can afford the holographic cabin nutrient solution don't have to worry about the holographic cabin nutrient solution at all.

Wang Buer anxiously waited online for a long time, and finally someone saw his question and gave an answer——

"Basically, there is no problem, but if there is no nutrient solution to support your physiological functions, you will need to go offline to replenish energy after a period of time. In this way, you will be many steps behind your opponent, and basically you will be gone. Champion's hope."

Seeing this reply, Wang Buer was finally relieved, because he wasn't aiming at the championship at all, so it didn't matter at all.

After Wang Buer thanked the respondent, he went offline, because there was no nutrient solution in the holographic cabin, his body had already sent a signal to him, and his stomach was beginning to be hungry.

Lunch was a very, very simple boiled sweet potato.

Changing his previous resistance, Wang Buer ate so fiercely that Wang Buer almost thought that he was not cooking sweet potatoes.

Wang Buyi asked, "What's going on today, don't you hate sweet potatoes the most?"

"Yes." Wang Buer stopped talking after filling his stomach. Anyway, since he could remember, he hated eating sweet potatoes, and not only him, but Wang Buyi also hated eating sweet potatoes.

After all, no matter what it is, even if it is lobster and king crab, if you eat it like a meal for more than ten years, you will feel disgusted both physically and psychologically.

Wang Buer thought: If he ate lobster and king crab as a meal, he might try his best to hold on for a while longer, so that he would not hate it so quickly, after all, it is such an expensive thing.

Thank God if I have the opportunity to eat it, what else do I dislike!

"Dad, I found the holographic cabin."

Wang Buyi didn't quite understand the word: "What cabin?" He didn't pay much attention to these things.

"Holographic cabin." Wang Buer explained, "Probably let your consciousness enter a virtual space. In this space, all the feelings are the same as the real one."

Wang Buyi quickly grasped the point, "It's the same as the real thing?!"

Wang Buer repeated: "It's the same as the real thing."

Wang Buyi stood up immediately, "Where is that cabin? Try it for me!" Wang Buer didn't eat a meal, and grabbed Wang Buer by the neck and pulled him up.

Weak and helpless, Wang Buer taught Wang Buyi how to use the holographic cabin for a long time, and the result...

Just got it, and the holographic cabin has not been heated yet, so it was occupied by Wang Buyi.

After coming out of the holographic cabin, Wang Buyi was still a little bit reluctant, he said excitedly: "It's exactly the same as the real thing."

His words were a bit awkward, but Wang Buer understood, "It's fun, isn't it! Dad, let me tell you, I signed up for a game variety show called "Original Escape". If I can win the championship, there will be eight Zero bonus!"

"Are you your father and I don't have an entertainment life?" Wang Buyi pulled out the optical brain, and a purchase record of a variety show was displayed on the optical brain interface. That's right, it was the variety show "Primal Escape".

However, Wang Bu only bought a small part of it, and did not buy most of it.

"You won the championship? It's faster to do it in your dream." Wang Buyi taunted his son ruthlessly, "I will go to the competition, and the possibility of winning the championship is higher than yours."

Knowing his father Mo Ruozi, Wang Buer was keenly aware of the inaccuracy in Wang Buyi's words, and instantly raised his vigilance, "What do you want?"

"Cough! Where is the registration office for the competition?" Wang Buyi pretended to be unintentional and said, "You can register, and your father and I should be similar."

I knew he had this idea!

"Dad! There is only one holographic cabin! If we both sign up for the competition, who will use the holographic cabin?" Wang Buer handed over this opportunity to others, even his own father!

Wang Buer didn't know that Wang Buyi was also a fan of "Primal Escape". He only had this hobby, and he used some spare money other than eating to buy this.

Wang Buyi didn't want to miss being able to play in the game "Primitive Escape" in person. He spent half his life in Garbage Star, and he had never seen what it was like outside.

"Can't you pick up one more?" With just this one, how could the two of them be enough?

"I'm very lucky to have picked up such a good one!" Wang Buer protested, "But next time I have a chance to meet again, I'll pick another one back."

It's good luck to meet you, but it's not too good luck. It's really good luck to get the things back safely.

The law of Junkstar is not much different from the law of the alliance, but the law enforcement of Junkstar is not as strong as that of the alliance. Therefore, some people set up small gangs, enclosing land as the king, and in that small circle They have to pay protection fees for picking up rubbish.

Only in this way can things be taken away safely.

But even so, there is the possibility of good things being robbed.

It was when Wang Buer discovered the holographic cabin that he cut off the energy source of the holographic cabin and put it together with some scrap metal, so that it was hidden from the eyes of those local snakes.

Wang Buyi also knows that such a chance is very small, although he really wants to participate in "Primal Escape", but he is a father!

I can only wait for the next opportunity.

But Wang Buyi explained in advance, "You can participate in this year's "Primal Escape", and next time, I will participate." On this point, even if he is his son, he will not give in.

Wang Buer agreed: "Okay, okay, no problem."

If it goes well, they don't need to grab this holographic cabin next time, because Wang Buer can earn credits to buy the second holographic cabin.

"But Dad, let me have a look at those "Primal Escape" you bought, so I can study them in advance."

Wang Buer originally planned to buy it himself. Since his father had already bought it, he would not have to pay that money again, and the saved money could be used to buy other episodes.

Wang Bu is very satisfied with this arrangement, because in this way, he can also make up for those episodes that he has not seen.

Simply perfect!