After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

Bai Qiaozhi put the flashing doubts behind her mind, and carefully put the box back into her backpack.

Gu Nianguan thought that he was nervous, so he relieved him with a few words, and said: "Director Qing and the others arrived on the fifth day of the lunar new year. They said that after packing up the venue and props, they will start the machine on time on the eighth day."

"I, I'm not nervous," Bai Qiaozhi became more and more nervous as he listened, "Go, do you want to sacrifice to heaven when you turn on the phone?"

"No, we've done it before. Director Qing isn't very superstitious," Gu Nianguan said, "I've seen all of your scenes, and you're pretty much... as long as you act in your true colors."

Bai Qiaozhi was skeptical about Gu Nianguan's comfort.

Gu Nianguanding's hotel is just a block away from the famous film and television city. The two put down their luggage first, took a short rest, and then prepared to eat.

Bai Qiaozhi had never been to this city before, but Gu Nianguan often ate around the film and television city due to work, so he was considered a half guide.

Just after the Chinese New Year, the streets are still deserted, but there are also red God of Wealth and blessings hanging outside the closed shops, which can be regarded as contributing to the bright red excitement.

The luck of the two of them was not very good. The first two restaurants recommended by Gu Nianguan were closed. This area is remote, and they are all self-employed small businesses. The new year is not over yet, so they insist on opening on the eighth day of the Lunar New Year.

Fortunately, the third small restaurant was open, and the owner was a smiling old man who greeted them warmly.

The whole small restaurant was a bit deserted, only Gu Nianguan and Bai Qiaozhi took care of the business, and the old man started chatting with them one after another, saying that his sons were busy and flew away in the third grade of junior high school, and he didn't care. No one chatted with him when doing business, so he kept the door open.

When the dishes were served, Bai Qiaozhi was still hesitant to take off his sunglasses, but Gu Nianguan took off all his magnanimous pretense.

He saw Bai Qiaozhi's hesitation and raised his eyebrows: "Wait for Dad to help you take it off?"

"Hey," Bai Qiaozhi blinked nervously, "Aren't you afraid of being recognized?"

Gu Nianguan smiled: "Don't worry, I haven't seen any celebrity boss around the film and television city. I often come here to eat, and the boss is not that kind of person."

Now that he said so, Bai Qiaozhi awkwardly took off his restraints and took a breath of fresh air.

The dishes are served very quickly. The boss's old soup boils the mutton soup over high heat, with big bones with bone marrow, soft and fragrant vermicelli, and crispy pancakes.

"It smells so good!"

Bai Qiaozhi rubbed his hands excitedly, the hot mutton soup dispelled the chill all over his body, he couldn't wait to take a sip, it was so hot, but it was almost delicious.

The old man laughed cheerfully: "Slow down, don't get burned."

The not-so-hot sunlight poured in from the window, lightly reflecting a brilliant purple glow on the curly hair tips of the white branches.

The old man was stunned, and stood up with a "clang" in excitement: "Bai, Bai Qiaozhi? My God, the old man's shop is still honored to have you come to dine. Wait a minute, sign your name for me!"

As he said that, the old man rushed to the cash register to find a pen and paper at a speed that did not match his image.

Bai Qiaozhi: "..."

Gu Nianguan: "..."

Bai Qiaozhi: "That's what you said, 'what star haven't you seen'?"

Gu Nianguan looked at each other affectionately: "This shows that my Qiao Baoer's charm is high, far surpassing all the stars."

...Almost forgot Gu Nianguan's lip service.

The old grandpa dug out a thick sheet of letter paper from somewhere, and happily put it in Bai Qiaozhi's hand: "This is the first time you've come to the film and television city. Which foreign market is it?"

The old man also made a special cup of freshly squeezed mango juice for Bai Qiaozhi, his kind eyes were full of excitement. Bai Qiaozhi always respected the elderly, and he took five autographs before giving up.

He was a little surprised: "Grandpa also knows about that movie?"

"Isn't that right!" The old man carefully put his autograph back to the cashier, "My kid really likes that Yu Zhen, but when the role was changed to you, he was so angry that he yelled at his family all day long, saying that Yu Zhen would quit the show."

Bai Qiaozhi didn't expect this, and smiled awkwardly: "Well, I don't know why Yu Zhen quit."

The old man laughed again and said, "As a result, my son turned to you after muttering for two days, saying that you are much prettier than Yu Zhen, so the old man took a few more glances."

... The speed of your child jumping over the wall is also unexpected and expected fast!

Bai Qiaozhi had to be humble: "Yu Zhen is a senior, and he cannot be compared with him."

The little yellow chicken thought that this person was too hypocritical, I'd better play with Xiao Xiaolong.

Wait...my little dragon!

Just stepped on the foot to play, how about such a big one?

The little yellow chicken was shocked for a full minute before he remembered that his master had left the Bai family's old house for thousands of kilometers, and his doorman, Xiao Xiaolong, had been liberated all morning.

Gu Nianguan's intellectual brain is a wolf, but following the principle of being easy to carry, it is a fluffy little milk wolf, lying obediently on the side, yawning occasionally, revealing a row of small teeth shining coldly.

Even though it was a milk wolf, its fighting power was at least five times higher than that of a little yellow chicken.

The little yellow chicken listlessly moved to Bai Qiaozhi's hand, paralyzed.

As the two ate, the old shopkeeper began to chat about gossip: "Why did Yu Zhen quit the film crew? My elder brother said that it was revealed on the Internet that he was pregnant, so he quit in a hurry because he was afraid of being exposed during filming. Is he really a female?"

The two looked at each other, and Bai Qiaozhi was sloppy: "I don't know, I just picked up a loophole..."

The old shop owner wentssips but is persistent: "There is a lot of evidence on the Internet. I took a close-up shot and found that Yu Zhen's eye color is different from the previous one. I suspect that his eye color is made of colored contact lenses!"

Bai Qiaozhi was taken aback: "Is there such a thing? I really don't know. It's also my first time filming, and I'm not familiar with the seniors."

Gu Nianguan has been eating in silence, adding vegetables to the little milk bugs from time to time, but the old shop owner saw that they didn't say anything, so he walked away a little bit, saying that he would boil corn for you to eat.

When the figure of the old shopkeeper disappeared into the back kitchen, Bai Qiaozhi pinched the little yellow chicken anxiously: "Is this someone trying to take this opportunity to suppress Yu Zhen?"

A search for the keywords "Yu Zhen" plus "female" really brought up a lot of skin-picking posts and Doubanjiang discussion groups!

Bai Qiaozhi has been in the entertainment industry all year round, and he himself has a senior account in Doubanjiang, so he can log in and have a look.

In a discussion group called "Pseudo-Bailian Blasting Group", a moderator posted a long post with more than 600 floors.

The first floor is "Compared with Yu Zhen's eye color difference in 7 differences".

Yu Zhen has pleasing burgundy eyes and deep black gradient burgundy hair. According to me, the ancient race is some kind of longhorn.

Bai Qiaozhi took a rough look. This host has really put in a lot of effort. Almost all the party, road show, opening ceremony and other announcements that Yu Zhen has attended have put high-definition frontal pictures on them, and adjusted the light to unify the color tone. The color palette uses detailed data to show that Yu Zhen's eye color has had at least 7 subtle color differences, which means that the color contact lenses used at that time were of different models and brands.

As we all know, for popular products like colored contact lenses, many women buy colored contact lenses envious of men. There are tens of millions of brands in the world. Although the color number is the same, different brands will have differences.

The people below have complained that the landlord’s half-baked coloring level did not consider the light, and the landlord directly threw out comparative evidence: an old man named Zhang Yunya, who married three females in the circle, since the law can pass, it must be ironclad Male, and Zhang Yunya's eyes have no color difference after adjusting the light in dozens of comparison pictures.

When the building reached the 100th floor, another person jumped out and began to compare the more troublesome hair colors. I really found that the burgundy gradation of the hair tips was unnatural a few times.

Gu Nianguan saw that he was eager to eat melons, so he came over to take a look, stuffed him with a mouthful of bone marrow, and said, "I want to mess with him a lot, this may be a warm-up."

Bai Qiaozhi was shocked: "What's wrong with him? I think he's pretty good, and he often does charity."

Gu Nianguan smiled: "You haven't gotten to know him in detail, have you? He has a good temper, but he has cheated a lot of rich men by pretending to be a male, and they are scrambling to buy him a house and a car, and invest in a movie for him. What about his pregnancy this time?" Do you think you can hide it from the insiders? You’ve got all the evidence ready and it’s time to add insult to injury.”

"Damn it," Bai Qiaozhi was dumbfounded, "I thought he had to cheat by gender, it was too much."

The small Disciplinary Inspection Committee feels bad. It has been several days since I have been on the job to give advice. I have to give an explanation to the hungry/thirsty millions of fans.

There hasn’t been a lot of exposure recently. Attack on Brothers was originally released on the fourth day of the lunar new year, but the schedule collided with a new variety show for New Year’s greetings, and it was postponed to the eleventh day of the first month.

He went to Weibo, first clicked on the private message to feel the enthusiasm of the younger brothers, then clicked on Aite to feel the fierce battle between Heizi and the fans, and then clicked on the comments to feel the intrigue between Heizi and the fans, as if experiencing A life of unspeakable ups and downs.

He brewed Weibo for a while, and wanted to post it, but he remembered the non-disclosure agreement that director Qing asked to sign.

He asked Nianguan uncertainly: "In the confidentiality agreement, does Bao include Yu Zhen's real gender?"

"Is Yu Zhen a crew member?"

"No."

"Is Yu Zhen participating in this movie?"

"also not……"

Gu Nianguan narrowed his eyes slyly: "Then what do you say?"

Seeing that Bai Qiaozhi was still at war in his heart, Gu Nianguan said viciously: "Well, speaking of which, that kid is still trying to seduce me..."

Bai Qiaozhi became furious when he heard that: "Huh? He's still trying to play with your feelings. You didn't fall for it, did you?"

Gu Nianguan looked at him affectionately and expressed his loyalty: "Fortunately, my father's love for Qiaoqiao is still strong in my heart. I can't find you a stepmother, so I didn't succeed..."

"Fuck off," Bai Qiaozhi glared at him blushing, "Fortunately, I didn't get this daughter-in-law for me. My Bai family can't let such a person get started."

With a decision in his mind, he sent a Weibo post as he spoke.

【Can lie down but not sit, Master Qiao_V】

Happy Chinese New Year everyone, I went back to my hometown for the past two days with poor signal and no Internet access, so why are so many people "greeting" me?Your master is going to give birth and go home to raise a baby. It's not a good image with a big belly. Can you continue to shoot? [Eat Melon][Eat Melon][Eat Melon]

As he said that, he asked the wicked Aite to guide Qing.

@【庆丰天_V】Grandpa, they question your casting vision QAQ

The time to post the Weibo was 5 p.m., and Bai Qiaozhi directly closed the Weibo notification, and only opened the Weibo after the two of them had finished eating, packed up and went to the street to spread the food for digestion.

As expected, the hot search is in the frying pan state.

Bai Qiaozhi's Weibo was like a fuse. I don't know if someone instructed him, or because Yu Zhen usually has too many enemies, so many celebrities retweeted his Weibo with meaningful meaning.

Bai Qiaozhi happily clicked on the trending search first. It turned out that he was violent and only got a big melon to be on the trending search. It is really convenient to enter the entertainment industry, so he casually posted three or four trending searches.

What #小纪念委员会finally remembered the account number and password#, #白乔枝入圈攻风still庆奇#, #白楚枝前直人插黑粉#.

Of course, the most popular one is #余留至pregnancy#, the bright four words are far more popular than No.2's hot search by single digits!

And as he expected, Qing Fengtian also responded to his Aite.

It is estimated that this hot-tempered old man has a long-standing grudge against Yu Zhen, and he did not point it out, but said: "Whoever bullies my Qiao Qiao, grandpa will help you train him. Some unprofessional took half of the filming before saying that he is physically fit." situation, what qualifications do you have to give advice to others!"

This is almost calling Yu Zhen a sex cheat!

The bosses of Bai Qiaozhi's fans have been fighting with Yu Zhen's fans on Weibo. After so many days of fighting, their little Disciplinary Inspection Committee personally went to support the public opinion!As excited as the Chinese New Year, Bai Qiaozhi's private messages, Aite, and comments exploded again.

That Weibo post has been retweeted [-] times, and among the most retweeted ones are:

【Dream to Marry Milk Joe】

(Forwarded on Weibo) Tears filled my eyes!I thought that Qiao Qiao wouldn't break the news after entering the entertainment industry, but I didn't expect that your discipline inspection committee is still your discipline inspection committee.Daily fancy confession Jojo!

Bai Qiaozhi was delighted to be praised, and gave him a thumbs up.

Looking at the other retweets, apart from a few lesser-known actors who probably have feuds with Yu Zhen, to his surprise, there are fans of Chen Yuguang's family, fans of Xue Hui's family, and several male stars who can be named fans have reposted.

Bai Qiaozhi seldom paid attention to the fandom wars of traffic stars. He only had a good impression of Xue Hui, so he clicked on the Weibo of Xue Hui's family fan. Seeing it, he died of laughter, and the comments were the same as during the New Year.

[Xueyuehua] (forwarded on Weibo): Yu Bailian's disgusting Disciplinary Inspection Commission can't stand it anymore, she died laughing, the stench fish meal continues to dance at the Disciplinary Inspection Commission, and she will die faster if she dances again

[Ai Ai Baihui] (Forwarded on Weibo): #毒背到bqz打话# Hahahahaha I can laugh for a year

[Xue Hui saikou] (forwarded on Weibo): I saw that the Weibo Disciplinary Inspection Committee was very tactful to save his life before, this is considered to be cheated by fans hahaha deserve it

The content of the fans of several other stars is similar, and I don’t know if it is a combination of a few or a real common feeling. A rising tag soon appeared in the hot search, #恶到bqz打话#.

There are still a few Yu Zhen fans who are trying to turn the tide there, and have no time to scold Bai Qiaozhi. They repeat the words "Bai Qiaozhi didn't say it was Yu Zhen", "How is it possible that Yu Zhen is so simple in our family", " You are splashing dirty water again" and so on, no matter how you look at it, you feel guilty, and the description becomes darker and darker.

Passers-by couldn't stand it anymore, and ended up mocking him.

Lelema 041: You said that Bai Qiaozhi didn't name anyone, what are you excited about?

HALLOW: Director Qing's scolding is not clear enough?The smelly fish meal didn't graduate from primary school, can't you read?Do you have to roll your name at the top of your head to be comfortable?

Gu Nianguan wanted to retweet it to cheer him up, but Bai Qiaozhi had a thorough heart and stopped him: "I'm used to being a discipline inspection committee, and others are used to me being so straightforward. If you retweet it, it will be like adding insult to injury, and it's not good for your image."

As he spoke, he laughed again: "In the final analysis, Yu Zhen is a poor person himself. Look, there is no one who speaks for him."

Indeed, none of the big and small celebrities who have a good relationship with Yu Zhen have posted Weibo to help them talk at this time. Yu Zhen's Weibo was blasted to the point where no comments could be displayed, and the server was half-paralyzed.

Bai Qiaozhi did not find the latest comments after swiping three times. He could only see the number of comments soaring, and he was so anxious that he couldn't get the latest melons.

He simply turned off his phone, and took credit for Gu Nianguan: "Dad, treat you well, hmph, any goblin dares to covet my good son, so he can't kill you."

Gu Nianguan looked down at him, a little milk bug was filled with righteous indignation, holding its fists and sticking out its small chest, it looked a bit like a boy scout, so cute, it couldn't help holding its little head, sucking a little in the soft fur. gulp.

Bai Qiaozhi crackled and hammered him in shame: "Snake spirit, let me go!"

He was heartbroken: "My dear, am I treating you badly? Can't we be a loving father and son?"

"No," Gu Nianguan said seriously, "there are some sons who want to fall in love with their father."

When he said this in a serious manner, Bai Qiaozhi was really uncomfortable. He turned his head away and said uncomfortably, "Don't make trouble, I'm warning you. I have a partner now."

After finishing speaking, Bai Qiaozhi felt that being so straightforward was too hurtful, and carefully raised his eyelids to take a peek, but saw that Gu Nianguan still had that electrocuting smile, although he didn't speak, he didn't care much Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

Bai Qiaozhi stuttered and quickly changed the subject: "Do you want to stay in the film crew tomorrow, or stay in this hotel?"

"The crew has arranged a hotel," Gu Nianguan said, "It's just behind the film and television city. It's the default 'crew dormitory'. The security over there is better, and it's more convenient and safe."

Bai Qiaozhi nodded, he had heard about this a little bit, and was even a little excited: "Does that mean I can meet many stars from other crews?"

Gu Nianguan smiled and said, "You are walking with a super popular star, and you still think about other people? It's really sad."

Bai Qiaozhi glared at him: "Be serious. Seriously, how many crews are there in the film and television city? I'll also drop by to collect autographs."

Gu Nian thought about it for a while: ""True Ring 2" is in the ancient city area, we are filming in the ancient Republic of China area, and there are a few small crews, we can meet sporadically."

Before Bai Qiaozhi could say anything, the little yellow chicken jumped up: "Really! Huan! Pass! 2!"

Little Yellow Chicken Dou's big and small eyes almost turned out excitedly: "Master, that's True World 2! Is there anyone in the world who doesn't love to watch True World!"

The corner of Bai Qiaozhi's mouth twitched: "That's what men like to watch, what are you watching on a mentally handicapped machine..."

"Don't you like to watch it too?" The little yellow chicken was about to die of anxiety, "You last summer vacation, Hebei TV rebroadcasted it four times, and you watched it from beginning to end four times!"

Gu Nianguan laughed: "Qiaoqiao likes watching Gongdou drama so much?"

Bai Qiaozhi's face was flushed, and she tightly covered the little yellow chicken's mouth: "Nonsense, nonsense!"

"I know I'm wrong, I beg my lord to get me a signature for my servant..."

Bai Qiaozhi hurriedly pressed the switch on the back of the little yellow chicken's neck, and the little yellow chicken seemed to have calmed down. He heaved a sigh of relief, and raised his eyes to meet Gu Nianguan's teasing eyes.

Those peach blossom eyes were full of smiles, and sure enough, the next second Gu Nianguan raised his eyebrows viciously: "The smart brain is broken, and you still say you don't like it?"

Bai Qiaozhi broke the jar and said, "I just like it, what's wrong! Hmph."

Gu Nianguan stopped teasing him, and poked his angry little face: "Would you like to make a guest appearance? I was contacted in that show years ago, and I declined because my image didn't match."

Bai Qiaozhi's big eyes lit up all of a sudden: "...Really? But it's halfway through the filming, so there's no role left for me."

"Would you like to talk again? I'll ask you first when I go back tonight."

It was not too early to return to the hotel, the place was remote, it was not easy for Gu Nianguan to find this four-star hotel, the layout and facilities were barely enough for his star rating.

Bai Qiaozhi came out of the bathroom wiping her hair. As soon as she went out, hey, I saw the little yellow chicken "kneeling" there in a five-body throwing position.

When did this mentally handicapped machine perform such a big gift? Bai Qiaozhi was startled: "What are you doing? Did you commit a crime?"

The little yellow chicken shook its head like a rattle: "I have a request, please be sure to agree to the slave, so that the slave will get up!"

At that moment, Bai Qiaozhi had the urge to smash the mentally retarded phone, but today he is in a good mood, so he endured it for now.

He twitched the corner of his mouth: "Speak seriously."

The little yellow chicken looked up: "Master, I also want to act in True Ring 2."

Bai Qiaozhi thought to himself, what are you going to do?Are you going to play a retarded chicken?

But seeing the posture of the little yellow chicken, Bai Qiaozhi comforted him first: "It's ok, no problem."

The little yellow chicken didn't dare to get up: "Are you kidding me?"

...You know it's impossible even if you ride a horse!

Bai Qiaozhi shook his head: "If you don't get up, just lie on your stomach, I just need a chicken feather mat."

The little yellow chicken was overwhelmed when he heard it, and roared with tears in his eyes: "Master, this is the only wish I have in my life. Master, please do me a favor. Let me do it for my concubine. This life is not in vain!"

... You are only less than three years old, and your biggest wish in this life has appeared!

Bai Qiaozhi felt very regretful, he shouldn't have brought this mentally handicapped machine to watch the four times of the True Ring, it was a scam.

"All right, all right," Bai Qiaozhi smoked angrily, "Have I figured out a way for you? Hurry up and don't embarrass yourself there, I don't know if you think I'm abusing the machine."

The little yellow chicken's tears disappeared in an instant, "hee hee hee hee" leaned forward: "Master, you say I'm going to play a noble concubine, is that all right?"

Bai Qiaozhi said blankly, "Okay."

When a certain episode was broadcast in the future, someone with sharp eyes noticed that the imperial concubine was stepping on a yellow fluffy cushion, which was suspected to be chicken down, very luxurious and cruel.

It can be regarded as dismissing the crying mentally handicapped machine. At the thought of joining the film crew tomorrow, Bai Qiaozhi was so excited that he couldn't sleep, he suddenly remembered something he seemed to have forgotten, and opened WeChat to see——

Mu Feng: Brother Bai, I'm looking for you on the eighth day of the lunar new year, is the time suitable?

tomorrow?

Bai Qiaozhi smiled, it's suitable, why not.

He replied: ok, waiting for you =w=

Just after replying, there was a knock on the door of the room.

Bai Qiaozhi thought that Gu Nianguan would come to play with him after washing up, but it was fast enough.He hurriedly packed the luggage that was spread all over the floor, shouted "Come", and went to open the door.

But before opening the door, he accidentally opened the cat's eyes and took a look.

This glance gave him chills.

Outside the door, there were three strangely dressed females with expressionless faces and sharp and cold eyes.

Before Bai Qiaozhi knew how to respond, he smelled a strange fragrance coming from the gap in the cat's eyes...

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Next chapter: The mentally handicapped machine made its debut (by mistake). The mentally handicapped machine became popular by vividly interpreting the foot pads of the imperial concubine. After that, major film and television companies asked it to play important roles such as "neck", "pendant", and "velvet cushion". Its appearance rate is much higher than that of the owner bqz.