After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

The title that attracts people's desire to eat melons made this Weibo reposted by various big Vs in 10 minutes, with over 3 retweets, and the comments grew at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Bai Qiaozhi's mentally handicapped machine also issued a reminder sound of "Didi Didi Didi" that reminded him of his death.

"When will you be as smart as your name and take the lead in turning off the reminder!"

The mentally handicapped machine was extremely wronged, and at the same time, Xiao Jian continued to open and close: "Did Didi did not mention Didi before Didi Didi said, Didi Didi——"

"It's about to close, immediately, and now quickly, or you will be murdered!"

The world is clean.

The mentally handicapped machine narrowed its mouth and prepared to cry, but raised its eyelids wittily to look at Bai Qiaozhi's face, and wittily held back.

It can live well until now, in fact, its emotional intelligence is still very high hehe!

The protagonist of this Weibo seems to be Bai Qiaozhi, but it is not.

The nine accompanying pictures are all dark historical photos of Eluja's past.

During the non-mainstream period in high school, the curly hair style with rainbow highlights was not the popular unicorn color, but the suffocating color scheme of red, yellow and green.In college, rebellious biker leather clothes with clams/toads/mirrors, and even Gay jumpsuits with purple glossy jumpsuits in nightclubs were all captured.

The pixels of the photo are extremely high, and those who didn't know thought that Ai Lujia hired a photographer to take it.

...Although Bai Qiaozhi thinks this is very likely.

But here comes the problem, whether it's selfies or high-definition candid shots, these photos are definitely not something paparazzi of ordinary entertainment marketing accounts can do.

is targeted.

The more he looked down, the colder Bai Qiaozhi felt.

As the second party, the "female" who was forcibly assisted by the man was rarely sympathized with.

As a result of the gender ratio, most celebrity internet celebrities are rumored to have such scandals, and the discordant voices often attack female insects. After all, most of the male insects are delicate and weak. Diaosic acid, which is less than the target, can also be understood.

However, Bai Qiaozhi can be said to be the most unique and most influential female in the circle of aristocratic princes on the entire network.Not only because of Bai Qiaozhi's tenderness and cuteness, but also because the Bai family behind him has made great achievements and is keen on charity for generations, so that outsiders can't find any faults, and they will repeatedly praise that kind.

Therefore, in addition to males with explosive combat power, his fan base also has a large proportion of females, and the age class is also large. There are no brain output as NC fan elementary school students, and there are logic and routines. There are a lot of pro-dad fans, as well as professional fans in the entertainment industry who have high spending power and fight with each other.

It can be said to be an elite fan army.

Turn around and look at Eluka.

Although Ai Lujia is a male, she is also beautiful and handsome, but the photos that are exposed are completely inconsistent with the style of my homepage, so it is easy to lose fans.

Furthermore, his diehard fans are full of hostility, foul-mouthed and irritable, their combat effectiveness is beyond the charts, and their popularity with passers-by is simply not good.

So Yishui'er passers-by commented on the style of painting like this.

【Sea Rising Sun 1988】: Whose male is this, I can break his legs dressed like this!

[Jianguo with light clouds and light wind]: Don't learn well at a young age!The youngest son of the Bai family is an outstanding talent, so you have to wipe your eyes when choosing a mate!Let Commander Bai hold his eyes! (Bai Ling is Bai Qiaozhi's grandfather)

[User 785656319907]: My Xiong Baoer cries all day long to marry Mr. Bai, kid Qiao Zhi, don't be spoiled by bad kids, uncle believes you are not that kind of dandy.

[Veteran·Red Star]: The world is going downhill!Pure rumor!Bloggers who spread rumors exceeding 500 will be legally liable!How could Young Master Bai associate with this kind of person?

[Cherish You and My Fate]: Today's netizens dare to say anything for money, how can this kind of nouveau riche's dandy be worthy of Young Master Bai.

There are such.

[Dream to marry milk Joe]: What kind of hot-eyed ghost woc? ?I do not agree to this marriage! !

[Cute Meow Meow KIKA]: I used to be a fan of the upright old man?Cancel it, cancel it, I really don’t deserve it, okay?

[Hkioue]: The camouflage has been exposed. It’s disgusting to see how he edited the original selfie.

[No coriander, no green onions]: Absolutely fake... How can Nai Qiao fall in love if he is not an adult this year, the blogger spreads rumors and goes out 500 yards, okay! ! !

(The happy water in the fat house becomes fine) Reply to this floor: Where can I report false information?

(Artwy) Reply (Fat House Happy Water Chengjing): In the upper right corner, report and choose spam marketing.

[Chenchen Dad 043]: The authenticity is nauseating and vomiting, okay, is it okay to kill Matt to hype the explosion on the spot?Want to be famous, want to be crazy, post us Jojo?

Bai Qiaozhi clicked on Weibo, and within 15 minutes of reading the comments, the number of retweets had reached 4.

At the same time, his 999 private message exploded.

Dreaming of marrying Nai Qiao: TTTTTTATTTTTTT Is it true that Nai Qiao is popular on Weibo? Are you really together?

Milk Joe's fluffy little slippers: Please flop, please flop, Weibo is fake, right? Kill Matera, your hype is too abominable!Reported!

Fat House Happy Water Chengjing: Hello Qiao Qiao, I have been following you for a long time, and I have never commented.I am the gold medal lawyer of XX firm. If you need me, I will help you sue the spicy chicken marketing account for free without any conditions.

Did Ai Lujia die today: Qiao Qiao is not angry!Just to clarify, we fans will help you blast that bitch!

Countdown to the collapse of F&CK Group: Does Milk Joe see the hot spots?Don't be angry, you hype up Matera, Milk Joe fans will always be on your side!

He quit Weibo.

How can you say such exaggerated words...

Bai Qiaozhi squeezed the little yellow chicken uneasily, and the little yellow chicken obediently exposed its fluffy white belly to let him vent its anger.

When tearing up stars and notorious celebrities on the Internet, fans with super fighting power helped him. He felt that he was a righteous blaster. He enjoyed it very much, felt very proud, and felt that he had done a great deed.

But...Eluja is not wrong, is she?

Today with him, Bai Qiaozhi was very happy.Eluja is warm-hearted, gentle, and considerate of others.It's just that his mouth is a little smelly and his personality is a little straight, but he has never been malicious.

Furthermore, even if he was a non-mainstream killer in the past, what does it matter to netizens?

Who has a dark history that he doesn't want to show to others, and who is born a perfect saint?

What he likes to wear is outlandish and doesn't violate any principled issues, so why did he become a black spot that he wants to beat to death after being scolded?

This feeling is like the feeling of being isolated by females in kindergarten because of her small stature...

Bai Qiaozhi's nose was sore, and his heart felt stuffy and dull.

With such overwhelming and excessive remarks, there is even an ID that cursed him to die and his family group to close down. Eluja must be very sad now, right?

And what caused this explosive one-sided cyber violence was actually mostly from Bai Qiaozhi's proud cub-protecting fans in the past.

His fingertips were cold, and he opened the address book tremblingly, but he didn't type it out for a long time.

What can he say?

Apologize without pain, ask him if it's okay, then what?

He didn't know when his mouth was terribly bitter, guilt and helplessness almost made him cry.

The little yellow chicken worriedly said: "Are you okay?"

"What should I do?" Bai Qiaozhi scratched his curly hair with his painful hands, "I...how about I post a Weibo to clarify?"

But if it is clarified, it is more like Ai Lujia deliberately touches porcelain to hype, and it is estimated that she will be scolded even worse.

If it is not clarified, it seems that Bai Qiaozhi has acquiesced that the underground love affair is real, and the situation continues to be serious...

However, after hesitating, Erlujia's phone call came first.

The favorite ringtone he set is like a death call at the moment.

"Lu Jia?" Bai Qiaozhi pretended to be ignorant, "It's so late, what's the matter?"

"what are you doing?"

Just as Bai Qiaozhi was about to say that he finished scrolling through Weibo, he got stuck.

"In a daze..."

"No wonder you answered my phone so quickly, have you checked Weibo?"

On the other end of the phone, the background sound was slightly noisy, and the sound of cars and conversations could be vaguely heard, as if they were still on the street.Ai Lujia's voice fluctuated with the pace, but it was still brisk and carefree. Bai Qiaozhi could even recall the smirk at the corner of his mouth when he said this sentence in his mind.

Surprisingly reassuring.

He had a sore nose: "I'm sorry... I saw it, I wanted to call you to apologize just now, but I was afraid that you would be angry, so you called before I dared to call..."

The more he thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, you can scold me, I never thought that netizens would say so much about you, if I hadn't pulled you shopping, your dark history would not have been revealed... No no, in fact, it doesn't matter if you black history, who doesn't have a past, they really make a fuss!"

There was a slight laugh on the other end of the phone.

Eluja seemed to have reached a street corner where few people go, the noisy traffic disappeared, and everything became quiet.

Bai Qiaozhi could even hear his subtle and steady breathing.

His hoarse voice sounded: "What are you thinking, little baby. Don't be afraid, this matter has nothing to do with you."

"But, they scolded you because..."

"Don't be afraid," Ai Lujia interrupted him, and repeated it gently, "You are not curious, how can the blogger with the marketing account have photos that I have never made public? Let me tell you directly, this matter It's not as simple as you think, and it's not just an ordinary pursuit, it's someone targeting me."

Bai Qiaozhi was taken aback for a moment, he did see that the photo was definitely not obtained by ordinary means, but...

"Who will target you?" Bai Qiaozhi was puzzled, "I mean, you shouldn't have any enemies, you are so generous... You are a male, so what can you target? Just wait, I will send you a Weibo Clarify it!"

Ai Lujia didn't answer directly, he seemed to think of something happy, he hummed, and then smiled softly.

"Little baby, thank you for your concern. Dad is satisfied. In short, you don't have to worry about me here. There is no need to clarify."

Bai Qiaozhi was dumbfounded, he couldn't believe what he said, he could even imagine how the stormy public opinion would be after the clarification.

He was surprised and changed his voice: "If I don't clarify here, you will be scolded even worse? Don't worry, my fans are still reasonable, why don't you just go shopping and buy clothes, what can't be explained. "

Big and small melons emerge day and night on the Internet. Although he is an Internet celebrity, he is not a big star with top traffic. In the same way, the same is true for Ai Lujia.

He thought like an ostrich.

But on the other side of the phone, Eluka sighed.

He seemed helpless, and also seemed to be mocking himself: "Little friend, I really want to knock open your little head to see what is inside, innocent and happy water? This matter will not pass easily, at least... for My level."

He also said something in a low voice, but the voice was so low, it seemed to be whispering to himself, Bai Qiaozhi couldn't hear clearly when he pressed the microphone close to his ear.

After a long time, Ai Lujia said: "That's it. Don't say anything. This person came to me and used your fans to stir up public opinion. Once you clarify, it will be more confirmed that I have something to do with you. I I will solve it myself, before he is ready to drag you into the water..."

"Him?" Bai Qiaozhi didn't think in circles, but he wasn't stupid. He keenly caught the referential word, "The one who broke the news and wanted to use public opinion against you? Do you know who it is?"

"I just know it in my heart, I'm not sure yet."

But Bai Qiaozhi continued to ask, but Ai Lujia pushed her away like a haha.

In the end, Elluja's background became noisy again, as if she had entered the present world in an instant.

He was in a good mood and said that he was almost home, and we would talk again at night, and hung up the phone directly.

Bai Qiaozhi pinched the phone in a daze.

Ai Lujia encountered a problem, and told him to leave it alone, and he didn't seem to care about the online comments, so he should talk about it and laugh...

However, if there hadn't been an opportunity to be photographed while shopping together today, and if there hadn't been for fans of Bai Qiaozhi's explosive combat prowess to participate in the battle, Elujia's target would not have been so miserable.

Bai Qiaozhi was responsible for the unlucky things that happened to happen together.

Clarify that Weibo needs to be posted, but how can we post it to protect Ai Lujia?

Bai Qiaozhi stepped on the tender belly of the little yellow chicken with a vicious jio "slap": "Quick, let me investigate the method of whitewashing the protagonist of the melons I have eaten in the past!"

I really never imagined that one day I would learn from the public relations methods of the celebrities who I personally tore!

The tiger falls in Pingyang!

awful!

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Little Yellow Chicken: The master got angry today, and I was the one who got hurt again :)