After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

Chapter 13 Destroying the mentally handicapped machine 1 must have gone wrong!

Too, too close...

Bai Qiaozhi was extremely uncomfortable, and wanted to back away, but found that Xie Yixing's strong arms had already tightly framed his waist.

He could only tilt his head slightly to avoid the warm and ambiguous breath overflowing from Xie Yixing's breath.

Xie Yixing has a beautiful shape, with a straight and straight nose, it seems that in the next second, he is about to touch his nose——

His deep eyebrows and eyes were enlarged to an unbelievable degree, and Bai Qiaozhi could even clearly see his own small reflection in the black eyes.

A red-faced, bewildered little poor boy.

Those beautifully shaped thin lips approached...

When Bai Qiaozhi was dizzy at the end, he didn't know where to put his energy. He just stared at Xie Yixing's strange handsome face without blinking, his heart beating wildly, feeling incredible, and then Vaguely looking forward to...

"What are you doing?"

scare……

Bai Qiaozhi suddenly pushed Xie Yixing away, blushing incoherently: "That, that is, Yixing's hand was injured, I'll show him..."

Are you old and dizzy when you are a cousin? ? ?

Yi Boming strode forward with a cold face, grabbed Xie Yixing's arm and pulled it back, with such strength and ruthless attitude that he almost wanted to eat people.

And Xie Yixing still maintained the posture of half hugging Bai Qiaozhi. He was afraid of pulling Qiao Qiao, so he had to let go. Who would have thought that Yi Boming was so angry that he used too much force, and he staggered and couldn't stand still. Seeing the two domineering females, he fell to his seat A bunch!

Still maintaining the posture of you pulling me and I pulling you!

Ambiguous yellow/violence is very difficult to look directly at!

Bai Qiaozhi was dumbfounded: "Since when did your relationship become so good???"

Which eye did you see?

The mentally handicapped machine couldn't stand it anymore, and flew over with fluttering little wings, urging in Bai Qiaozhi's ear anxiously: "Master, you are stupid, they are both on the matching list, they can get along well together! They parted!"

However, the house was very quiet.

Therefore, the mentally retarded machine thinks that the volume of "whispering" can be heard by all the bugs in the room.

……

Bai Qiaozhi regretted that he did not give a sermon a few days ago.

How did he use this kind of thing that didn't assist and also gave away people's heads like crazy after using it for several years?

The mystery of the century!

Xie Yixing, who was so shocked that he couldn't stand upright, turned his head slowly, and looked at Yi Qicheng's idiot Bo Ming who was pressing down on his upper body.

The scene was momentarily dead silent and horrible.

Xie Yixing turned on the phone first, in disbelief: "How could you be on Qiao Qiao's adaptation list? Aren't you his cousin?"

Yi Boming sneered: "It means that the relationship between you and Qiao Qiao is not as good as you imagined—— Didn't Qiao Qiao tell you that I have no blood relationship with him? He called me cousin to express intimacy, just a respectful title. "

Xie Yixing got up unsteadily and shook his body, Bai Qiaozhi hurried to help.

Xie Yixing held his wrist with his backhand, his eyes hurt endlessly: "Qiao Qiao, why are you hiding it from me?"

Bai Qiaozhi was dumbfounded: "No, you didn't ask, did you? What's there to say about this kind of thing..."

"There is nothing to say about this kind of thing?" Xie Yixing couldn't believe it, his voice was hoarse, "Isn't it worth mentioning to me that he is on the adaptation list?"

Bai Qiaozhi became anxious: "I don't mean the matching list, but the fact that he and I are not related by blood!"

Xie Dasha, aren't you very smart!

How did I get offline!

Kind of hard to communicate!

"Enough." Yi Boming patted the dirt on his body, sneered, and continued to attack mentally, "To put it bluntly, Xie Yixing, you and Qiao Qiao are not suitable. You see, you and Qiao Qiao have dinner, and Qiao Qiao has never acted coquettishly and self-willed Make a request? You take him wherever he goes, to put it bluntly, he treats you as an outsider and won't let you go."

Reminiscent of just now, when Bai Qiaozhi heard that Yi Boming was going to treat him, he was so happy that he wanted to order food like crazy, Xie Yixing lost his footing again and shook his body.

Really……

It turned out that Qiao Qiao was never unhappy with his obedience and listening to his arrangements, because he regarded him as an outsider...

He took a deep breath, covering the bitter and throbbing worm nucleus in his chest, where it was convulsing once and for all.

Xie Yixing's face was ashen, and Bai Qiaozhi could see it clearly, so he couldn't help but stepped forward to support him: "Yixing, you look very bad, are you okay?"

Still caring about me.

Is this concern, really real?

Xie Yixing couldn't help stretching out his hand to caress Bai Qiaozhi's delicate and fair cheek.

The soft and warm touch from the palm eased the throbbing pain of the bug nucleus for a moment.

The worm under his hand, the worm in front of him, is the only color in his life.

It doesn't matter, he couldn't help tightening his fists, even if it was fake, it couldn't change the traces that existed!

He took a deep breath and showed an emotionless smile: "I'm fine. Qiao Qiao..."

Bai Qiaozhi hurriedly comforted him: "My cousin is just guessing. Anyway, the place you chose is also my favorite food. Our tastes are similar, and it doesn't matter who you listen to."

As he said that, he smiled embarrassedly: "Sometimes, I really feel that you and I are so destined. How can there be insects with such similar tastes to mine in the world? I don't have to worry about what to eat when I follow you."

"Jojo..."

In the end, Xie Yixing swallowed what he wanted to say, the words of thousands of inquiries.

He showed a sharp and confident smile as always: "Qiao Qiao, go and clean up first, it's almost time for you to make an appointment with your friends to go shopping."

Bai Qiaozhi raised his eyes and looked at his watch. Damn, it's 4 o'clock, and he was flustered and grateful: "Thanks for reminding me, otherwise the surname Ai would have beaten me to death!"

Yi Boming's eyes moved: "...the one whose surname is Ai?"

Bai Qiaozhi nodded and smiled embarrassingly: "It's Ai Lujia who was introduced to me by the fourth brother. I called you the other day and asked you to pick me up. How is he? After knowing that I am a male, he offered to ask Help me choose clothes."

Male, oh, that's all right.

……Etc., etc!

Jojo has been thinking of herself as a female for the past 18 years, so...

Do you still like males now?

Yes, it must be for this reason that Qiao Qiao is not enlightened!

The two black-faced gods in the living room confirmed the second common class enemy after a moment of magical eye contact.

Not even males can relax! ! !

It's a pity that the two black-faced gods still have something to do at night. Today's first cooperative defense battle can't be fought. The two bosses made eye contact again, and decided to pretend not to see this time, and make a strategy next time before making an appointment.

Bai Qiaozhi could be said to have sent away the two gods who "suddenly got angry for some reason", and "made the atmosphere dead silent and embarrassing". They slumped on the sofa and couldn't get up.

I still have to go shopping later, that's okay, isn't it just shopping, just take two steps.

Boy, in a few hours, you will want to rub this sentence and eat it.

Bai Qiaozhi went online in the past few days, and learned some basic matching skills. When shopping, you should wear clothes that are easy to move around, and the color matching should not be too messy. Generally, there will be no problem.He picked out an off-white sweater and light-colored jeans, wrapped them in a long black down jacket and went out.

However, at the agreed place, Eluka was not found.

Eluja was about 5 centimeters taller than him, about 1.8 meters tall, so she was tall among the males, so it should be very conspicuous, but there was no such male at all in the square where the street lights were shining at night.

It's already 5:10, so we shouldn't be so late.

10 minutes! 600s!It's been a long time since I can beat the mentally handicapped machine violently!

(Retarded machine: Exucseme???)

angry!Bai Qiaozhi puffed up her cheeks and thought, I must let him buy him milk tea!Also add a lot of red beans!Drink him poor!

Someone patted Bai Qiaozhi's shoulder from behind.

When he turned his head, he saw a very strange... male insect?

This person has cool gradient burgundy hair, enchanting eyeliner, and silver-gray colored lenses that are so big that people worry that they may fall off.He was wearing a "I'm really not cold" skeletonized suspender suit and 8cm studded Martin boots, staring at him coldly, proudly, and very aggressively.

Also shook the exaggerated roaring skull earrings!

It looks 1.9 meters!I feel very capable!

Bai Qiaozhi was dizzy after being killed. In fact, this insect's facial features are exquisite!It was the melancholic and beautiful boy's style that Bai Qiaozhi liked back then, but it's a pity that even his father and mother would not recognize this set of heavy-makeup shirts!

I heard Sha Matt say: "Oh, let's go in quickly, but I'm freezing to death!!!"

...It's a bit familiar...as if I heard it a few days ago... Isn't it the cold and charming flower Ai Lujia!

You dressed like this, I really thought you were not afraid of the cold!

Bai Qiaozhi resisted the desire to complain, because many people already looked at them like fools!

One dressed up as an obedient bug for the winter, and one dressed as a killer for the summer, did you get the wrong script!

He quickly dragged Ai Lujia into the nearest store, heartbroken: "We haven't seen each other for a few days! What are you going to do with your outfit!"

Ai Lujia said confidently: "I've always been like this! The wig I brought on the day I went on a blind date with you, and the new clothes I bought! It's killing me!"

? ? ? ? ? ?

No, no, the non-mainstream fresh selfie on your Weibo is not like this!

Sensing the serious questioning in Bai Qiaozhi's eyes, Ai Lujia coughed lightly: "Oh, that's not the point, as long as we successfully connect. Uh... what do you think of this store?"

Your ability to turn the topic also needs to be improved!

Regardless of whether this topic was successfully reversed, anyway, the fairy Elluja has already started shopping.

He focuses on the coat!Down jackets and cotton clothes are not picky!

Because it is really cold!

As the Chinese New Year was approaching, even though the mall had heaters everywhere, his ragged overalls looked like a decoration, with air leaking everywhere.

This store is located on the first floor of the plaza, and it is mainly aimed at teenagers. It is a cheap trendy brand, and it has all kinds of styles of clothes.

Although Ai Lujia is a son of a rich family, he doesn't seem to care much about the price of the brand. In his words, he just cares about the brand. He just wears his own brand. This view is close to that of Bai Qiaozhi, who is more direct : Just keep warm.

Of course, this point of view seems, should, probably needs to be changed.

Ai Lujia picked out a red and black down jacket with a pattern of lightning bulbs, and she swiped her card to put it on, before turning her head to look at Bai Qiaozhi.

Bai Qiaozhi was holding a fluorescent yellow and green plaid shirt and gesticulating on her body.

I can suffocate you without looking at you for 5 minutes!

The author has something to say: branch ending:

Dasha X Cousin

Grumpy Old Man X Milky Joe

applaud! ! ! ! (run away with head in her arms)

Some people complain about me, the author has something to say that is too long-winded QAQ

Is it really long-winded!sad!

The chatterbox hugged himself tightly in embarrassment...

Then I, chatterbox, am going to make a new advertisement!hum!The next one may be opened, do you like to bookmark it =3=

Your little milk ghost is online!

Someone stepped on Yijun's grave bag.

Who is so blind to step on my pillow? ? ?

The violent mountain king looked up, ho, the culprit is tall and handsome, and the point is that he is full of yang energy.

He decided to absorb this reserve grain.

Nie Yi: Ah Xie——!Why is it cold behind?

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