imperfections

Principal Lu's opening ceremony, which was put on the agenda by Zhan Lu, has not yet started, and he himself encountered a little trouble first.

The opening ceremony is arranged in the morning, preceded by a general staff meeting.

Under the newly established Xinghai Academy, there are a total of three professional colleges, namely Mecha Mechanical Design, Mecha Operation and Information Science.

According to Principal Lu's grand vision, the future Xinghai Academy should be the ultimate palace of human wisdom, equipped with cutting-edge laboratories and a synaesthesia library, and its own publishing house is the most authoritative in the universe. The elites are equivalent to and echoing the Wulan Academy on the distant Woto planet. Countless names that have shined in human history will be branded by Xinghai Academy.

Lu Bixing has no personal possessions, he just dares to think.

With little steps to reach a thousand miles, Principal Lu firmly believes that the current small major of these three balls and balls is the first small step of his great career.

However, in the bright morning when the school is about to start, the three "small steps" deans are gloomy together, showing the cold reality to the principal.

The dean of the mecha operation department is a bad tempered person. Before the principal finished speaking about his bright future for the new semester, he rushed up and said, "Principal Lu, I can't continue teaching. The failure rate of our school last semester was 90.00%. It’s still the result of multiplying the square root sign by ten in all subjects in the final exam, what do you think about it!”

The dean of mecha mechanical design added a knife with a blank face: "Our school has a [-]% failure rate."

After hearing the appalling figures, Lu Bixing said tolerantly: "Design majors have relatively high requirements for basic knowledge. It's okay. At worst, we will extend the schooling system. You see, don't be too strict in the first year. Some points will be given to you. Let them pass."

"I can't bring it up," said the dean of design with a look of more sadness than despair, "If calculated according to the [-]-point system, then only one student in our school has an average score of double digits."

Lu Bixing: "..."

"I won't talk about it in our school, there is no data," said the dean of information science, an old man with a clear face and white hair, speaking slowly, "Principal, I don't know how your admissions advertisement is done. Many people apply for this major. The students all thought that we were teaching how to find out gossip. I explained to them that our school is not a spy department, nor is it called a spy department. The result is that 49 reports came and [-] dropped out. That is to say , I only have freshmen now, no sophomores."

Lu Bixing recounted the old dean's words: "...Why are there more dropouts than reported?"

The old dean said: "A student went through half of the reporting procedures and found out that there were a bunch of gangsters in the school who were his enemies. He was afraid of being beaten, so he jumped directly to the withdrawal procedure."

The teacher of the school is a pedant who Lu Bixing dug out from the corners of the eighth galaxy all over the eighth galaxy. In the eighth galaxy, they are all endangered species.

When the scholars came, they all thought that they would be taught by the world's best talents, and they would embark on the avenue of pursuing knowledge and truth.Unexpectedly, after coming here, all he does is the work of a zookeeper, which is really degrading.

The three deans sat together and accused the principal of this big fool with six eyes.

Lu Bixing said: "This should be a problem of unreasonable teaching materials and syllabus. I used to lead a few students in private. It was the first year of formal schooling and I had no experience. Next time when this happens, everyone can help me in time. Bring up the teaching meeting, we can revise it at any time."

"Principal Lu," said the director of mecha operations, "do you know how much an elementary degree certificate costs?"

The education system of the eighth galaxy is different from other places. It is relatively simple. There are only two grades: "elementary" and "advanced". It is also possible to take a certificate. After obtaining the primary education certificate, you can participate in vocational training, choose employment, or choose to continue research and study and enter the stage of higher education.

Of course, higher education is not something you can choose. In the entire eighth galaxy, there are [-] planets inhabited. There are only eleven institutions of higher learning, and six of them have closed down, leaving only bare school sites and two or three security guards. One, to prevent homeless and criminals from using the school as a den.

Most people probably don't know what a university looks like.

It's useless to go to school to study - this is the common sense of the eighth galaxy.

Under such circumstances, in the first year of Xinghai Academy's opening, more than a hundred students applied, and in the second year, it received more than 300 application materials. Eight galaxies and one great miracle.The birth of the miracle is not because Principal Lu is exceptionally handsome, but because according to legend, the backstage of Xinghai Academy is the fourth brother.

After all, this is an era when universities want to hold hooligan thighs.

"30 yuan fake certificate, quality and authenticity, plus an extra [-], you can customize a full set of application materials, the application has been packaged-do you want to see the fourth brother? Do you want to enter the black hole? It only costs [-]. If you can't buy it, you can't buy it at a loss. Don’t be fooled,” said the dean of information science, “yes, it was the group who dropped out of our school who did it.”

Lu Bixing: "..."

The dean of design was born with very mournful eight-character eyebrows. At this time, the eight-character eyebrows drooped and became more and more distressed: "Principal Lu, the students you recruited are basically to watch that gentleman. We are committed to being gardeners, but it is too much for us to plant a whole garden of rats."

Lu Bixing quickly calculated the cost of selling himself, smiled and began to pretend: "It can't be said that, every great road is full of thorns at the beginning, and every sage was once regarded as a fool who moved mountains. There is a saying that 'Only the road to hell is paved with flowers of kindness', isn't adversity the only way to reach dreams?"

Like three eggplants beaten by frost, the three deans lowered their heads together. The sour chicken soup from the principal was really hard to swallow.

Lu Bixing: "I know everyone has worked hard, so I decided to raise the salary of all faculty and staff this year, and no one has a 20.00% increase."

The eggplants quietly sprouted new shoots, giving them a little vitality.

Lu Bixing played two roles by himself. After singing the red face and the bad face, his face became cold again: "According to incomplete statistics, the dropout rate of elementary schools on the major planets of the eighth galaxy is as high as 90.00%. The vast majority of people here have not completed primary education, and the certificates are also fake. I know this, but dropouts are not necessarily voluntary. How do you know that there are no students here who do everything possible to catch a glimmer of hope? Colleagues, you Do you know that in the same world, in other galaxies not far from us, elementary education is no longer necessary?"

"Garden of Eden..." Someone responded.

"Garden of Eden," Lu Bixing stood up, with his hands behind his back, talking eloquently, "Children in the Garden of Eden will have the basic knowledge directly instilled into their memory by the spiritual network before they are ten years old. They call this 'painless learning'. Sleeping in the nutrition barn for a month, just like being enlightened, mastering knowledge naturally, can you imagine? They don’t have to recite and forget repeatedly like us, go astray back and forth, search hard and find no one to point out You despise the poor foundation of students. From this level, everyone here has poor foundation. We lost at the starting line when we were born, but so what? We can modify the teaching materials, step by step, slowly Teach slowly, let students learn slowly. Give up others at every turn, are you worthy of yourself who was once struggling and confused?"

There was no sound in the conference room, and I don't know if it was overwhelmed by Principal Lu's concern for the country and the people, or because of the salary increase, his conscience discovered it.

Lu Bixing looked around and felt that he had convinced others with his reasoning, so he maintained his tone of concern for the country and the people, dismissed the meeting, and prepared for the opening ceremony.He found a place where no one was around, and quickly observed his appearance against the corner glass—broad shoulders and narrow waist, formal attire, neatly combed back hair, forehead that could go to an interstellar forehead beauty pageant, and an upright look He has good facial features and is really a handsome and handsome man.

Then, the handsome man tried to smile in front of the glass for a while, trying the half-smile method of "no teeth, flicking the corners of the mouth", the standard smile method of "eight teeth", and the in-between method of "only showing the corners of the mouth". "One teeth" reserved smile.

The three kinds of laughter have their own advantages and disadvantages, and they are all perfect. Lu Meinan suffered from a phobia of choice. After a rigorous comparison, although he wanted to show his bright and bright white teeth, he felt that it seemed more suitable to be reserved. As the principal, he had no choice but to settle for the second best option and chose option three.

When everything was ready, he showed the most casual attitude, turned around the teaching building, and walked towards the auditorium.

Stepping on the threshold of the auditorium, Lu Bixing put one hand in his trouser pocket, nodded to everyone who greeted him, but his mind was lost, thinking: "Will he come or not?"

On this beautiful planet where bumpkins are everywhere, Lu Bixing probably has the eyesight to know that Zhanlu is not human, because the average IQ of the local artificial intelligence is probably less than [-], it is indeed difficult to regard Zhanlu and them as the same species.

Lu Bixing also knew that Lin was not from the eight star systems, and he was definitely not an interstellar pirate from outside the territory—Lu Bixing had been with the one-eyed eagle since he was a child, and had seen many interstellar pirates. It looks fierce, but Lin is not like them.

Talking about "Eden" the day before, Zhanlu tried to correct some of his imagination about the first galaxy twice, but was interrupted by Lin. In fact, Lu Bixing just pretended not to notice. The reason why he and Lin became friends is because of this Learn what to ignore.

Lu Bixing met Lin on the way away from home. At that time, he happened to surf near the Beijing β star. Before he could decide whether to land or not, he ran into a drifting bottle... No, the ecological cabin.

At that time, it didn’t have any logo, and it was spinning quietly outside the lifeless artificial atmosphere of Star β in Beijing. It was as exquisite as an extraterrestrial visitor from another dimension. The minimalist shell design was enough to turn any scientific researcher into a stalker. , and followed the ecological cabin of unknown origin to circle Beijing β star three times. Knowing that fishing for unknown objects in the universe is an unpopular method of suicide, I couldn't help but commit this terrible death.

The entire fishing process lasted nearly three hours. After catching it, Lu Bixing discovered that the eco-cabin was equipped with a strict encryption system. Once it was forcibly broken through by external forces, it would immediately trigger a nuclear self-destruct and burn everything together.

This exquisite ecological capsule may contain a big secret, or it may be a deadly virus. In either case, it is a dangerous product. According to the way of thinking of normal people, you should immediately put this thing where it came from. stay away from it.

But Young Master Lu is obviously not a normal person.

As a poor scientist, Young Master Lu was not curious about what was in the eco-cabin, nor did he want to see it, but he fell in love with the provocative encryption system on the eco-cabin at first sight, and immediately forgot about his poems and distant places, and became very interested It took him more than two months to fight wits and bravery with the encryption system, and he defeated the "Sphinx" in a dangerous manner.

As soon as Lu Bixing was happy, he wrote an eloquent interstellar voyage diary with two bottles of whiskey, recording his feat. The box opened suddenly, and Lu Bixing's drunkenness almost evaporated along with his gallbladder.

He rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes again, and sat on the ground for 5 minutes to make sure he didn't have hallucinations——

In the eco-cabin is a person...alive.

Lu Bixing quickly swallowed a large amount of hangover medicine, went to check the people in the eco-chamber, and found that the vital signs of this person had dropped to the lowest level, and there was a decorative mechanical hand on his arm, which should be some kind of artificial intelligence. .

Low vital signs can save lives in extreme environments, but it will cause irreversible damage after a long time. Lu Bixing didn't know how long this "Sleeping Beauty" had been hibernating. He was afraid that he would sleep to death, so he turned out all his medical equipment .However, the medicine used by this "extraterrestrial visitor" to lower his vital signs is not a common one, and the medical equipment cannot recognize it at all. Wake up with micro current.

On the third day, "Sleeping Beauty"'s eyelids moved slightly, and Lu Bixing tried to talk to him, but there was no response.

Lu Bixing had nothing to do, took a dozen books, and read them in the ears of "Sleeping Beauty", from "Advanced Mecha Design Theory" to "Earth History", and finally read a story about dozens of goblins fighting. Sanya Xiaohuangwen—this time, his audience finally couldn't bear it anymore and opened their eyes.

Lu Bixing's righteous thoughts went to a relatively intense place, and the climate in the mecha cabin of space travel was dry. When Lin opened his eyes, he saw two lines of nosebleeds pouring down.

Lin's awakening agent was in Zhanlu, and Zhanlu was not full of energy at the time and could not be activated.There is no wake-up agent, and it is very painful for people who are awakened by Lu Bixing by mistake. At first, they are like mummies, only the eyes can move, and it takes a few months to soak in the nutrient solution to gradually restore their limb mobility. Only then did Young Master Lu know I got into trouble, so I had to work hard as a male nurse.

In the empty and dark universe, he spent more than three months with Lin Zhaoxi who was "paralyzed" and forged an indescribable... friendship.