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Shen Yao admired the family portrait of sea monsters for a moment, then continued to look at the next painting.

The background of the next painting is mainly white, with simple and neat lines, like a laboratory.There are two protagonists in the painting, one is the giant monster baby in the family portrait just now, and the other is a human boy about 4 or 5 years old.

The moment Shen Yao saw the little boy, he felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity, but he looked carefully at the little boy's eyebrows and eyes, but he couldn't tell who he resembled.

In the picture, the giant monster baby, which is about the same size as a little boy, is wrapping the little boy tightly with its twenty-odd tentacles. Its mouth full of fangs is wide open, occupying most of the giant monster baby's face—— If the giant monster of the North Sea had a face——Shen Yao thought it wanted to eat the little boy at first glance, but after careful observation, he found that the little boy had a calm expression and struggled to stretch out one of the little boys surrounded by more than 20 tentacles. He stroked the giant monster baby's round head with his hand, and the giant monster baby's green eyes were filled with tears.

"Is he comforting this little monster?" Shen Yao suddenly realized.

Shen Yiqing hummed softly.

Shen Yao rubbed his chin and guessed: "What you drew is a little monster that was caught in the laboratory, and that little boy is its friend?"

Shen Yiqing corrected: "To be exact, it's a childhood sweetheart."

Shen Yao: "..."

Shen Yao tried to understand this work from a high-level perspective: "Is the theme of this painting calling on scientific researchers to treat experimental creatures well?"

"No," Shen Yiqing said decisively, with piercing eyes, "The theme of this series is youthful and pure, and it begins with love in a desperate situation."

Shen Yao's eyebrows twitched when he heard it: "..."

artist, artist.

Shen Yao walked and looked along the wall full of paintings, and found that two-thirds of the protagonists of the works in this collection room were troll babies and little boys, and the backgrounds were almost blindingly white laboratories, but the interaction between the two But most of them are full of warmth of life.

In one painting, the giant monster baby opened its mouth wide, and the little boy held up a bag of fruit candies, pouring colorful candies into the giant monster baby's bloody mouth; in one painting, the little boy held a large box of toys and stood In front of the giant monster baby, the giant monster baby rolls out a toy rabbit wearing a black top hat from the box with a tentacle; in a painting, the little boy and the giant monster baby use crayons to draw on the drawing book respectively, and the little boy's drawing paper The previous one was a mess, each of the little tentacles of the giant monster baby was wrapped with a crayon, and the bloody mouth was grinning triumphantly. On the drawing paper, a very restored little boy was drawn; there was also a picture of the giant monster baby One of the little tentacles was injured, I don't know if it was broken by the experimenter, the little boy pursed his lips and blew on the giant monster baby's wound, the giant monster baby's round green eyes drooped into semicircles sadly...

The background of the last painting in this series returns to the dark seabed. The troll baby is sleeping on a troll bed made of coral, its round head is resting on a large tentacles protruding from outside the picture, and its own small tentacles They are tightly curling a toy rabbit wearing a black top hat. Although the toy rabbit has been deformed and faded by the sea water, it can still be seen that it is the one given to it by the little boy in the previous painting.

The corners of Shen Yao's lips can't stop turning up. Although the giant monster babies in these paintings are ugly and chirping, their expressions are very cute, revealing a strange sense of cuteness, and through these paintings, Shen Yao can feel the childlike innocence and tenderness conveyed by Shen Yiqing. The warmth, the friendship between the little human boy and the monster baby—although Shen Yiqing himself said it was love, but Shen Yao couldn’t understand it in that weird direction anyway—was very touching, but the ending seemed somewhat sad, as if it was The giant monster baby escaped from the laboratory with the toy that the little boy gave him, and returned to the sea to reunite with his father.

"Is this the last picture of this series?" Shen Yao turned around and asked Shen Yiqing.

A faint nostalgia appeared in Shen Yiqing's eyes: "Yes."

Shen Yao's eyes brightened: "Has it ever seen that little boy again?"

Hearing this question, the corners of Shen Yiqing's eyes and brows seemed to soften instantly, he nodded firmly, and said: "They met again later, but I haven't had time to draw." After a pause, Shen Yiqing shamelessly added, "And they're together, they love each other so much, they can't be apart for a minute."

And take off each other's pants every day!Shen Yiqing silently added in her heart.

Shen Yao waved away the 21 forbidden tentacle play screen in his mind, thinking that what Shen Yiqing was talking about must be platonic love.

It was almost time to finish the painting, Shen Yao went to take a bath, and Brother Orange was worriedly guarding the door of the bathroom, ready to rush in at any time to save the two-legged beast playing in the water - in the eyes of many cats, taking a bath is an extremely dangerous thing, and Only a lifeless creature like the Two-legged beast takes a bath every day.

Shen Yiqing wandered hungrily in the corridor, listening to the seductive sound of water in the bathroom. After thinking for a moment, he returned to his master bedroom, reached out and gently pulled out the eyeballs. Behind the eyeballs that were detached from their sockets was a slender And the flexible gray tissue looks like a tentacle.The tentacles connected to the eyeballs continued to extend and grow longer, crawling along the wall like a spirit snake in the corridor, and after a while, they crawled to the bathroom door and nimbly circled the orange meat mountain at the door.Just when Shen Yiqing was about to transform his eyes a second time to squeeze in through the crack of the door, Brother Ju suddenly let out an annoyed meow, raised his cat's paw high and slapped that restless eyeball flat!

It can be said that he is a very competent flower protector!

There were screams in Shen Yiqing's bedroom, and the tentacle hurriedly fled towards the master bedroom with the eyeballs. Brother Ju's morale was boosted with one hit, and he chased after the eyeball monster who dared to attack the two-legged beast. At the door of the master bedroom, where its cat's paw was only a few millimeters away from the eyeball, the eyeball fled back to the master bedroom first, while the other tentacle quickly closed the door very tacitly and blocked Brother Ju from the door. Brother Ju was so angry that he was outside Scratching the door frantically, meowing.

In the house, the giant demon baby who failed to peep and was harassed cried and turned on the faucet in the bathroom of the master bedroom to rinse the eyeballs that had been slapped by the cat. The salty tears mixed with the tap water and flowed into the sewer pipe together.After washing the eyeballs clean, Shen Yiqing shook off the water drops on them sadly, stuffed them back into the eye sockets and turned around, adjusted the pupils to the correct position, then walked out of the bathroom and sat on the edge of the bed to rub his eyes.

Although the strength of a cat couldn't really hurt Shen Yiqing, the eyes that were shot were so sore that he couldn't help crying.

At this time, Shen Yao's voice came through the door: "What's wrong with Brother Orange? Don't make trouble."

However, Brother Orange still scratched at the door desperately.

Shen Yao carefully knocked on the door three times, Shen Yiqing hurriedly adjusted his pose, and said, "Please come in."

Shen Yao pushed the door open a crack with the fragrance of body wash, poked into a pretty little face, glanced at the ground for a while, and then said softly: "Brother Orange seems to want to come in, does it mean that he wants to come in? Cat toys left in this room..."

Shen Yiqing held his forehead with one hand like a thinker, covering his right eye that kept crying, and only looked at Shen Yao with his left eye, the corner of his left lip slightly curled up, and said in a deep tone: "Probably not, it never came to me Room, I kept the door closed."

This pose is so handsome and cool, like a manga hero, although a little greasy is forgivable... Shen Yao blushed from being handsome, and said good night in a soft and authentic voice. Brother Ju, who was about to fight Shen Yiqing to the death, walked away.

Shen Yiqing heaved a sigh of relief, changed back to his original shape, with tears streaming from his right eye, waved his little tentacles and squeezed into the bathroom to start washing.He first separated a few tentacles to roll up a toothbrush, and then used the other tentacle to squeeze toothpaste into each of these toothbrushes, and then Shen Yiqing opened his bloody mouth and began to brush his teeth.The toothbrushes perform their own duties, carefully cleaning Shen Yiqing's more than 100 sharp teeth in different areas of up, down, left, and right.

Although Shen Yiqing only needs to brush 32 teeth if he transforms into a human form, and the teeth in the human form are very small, and the surface area to be cleaned is also small, which saves time when brushing.However, when Shen Yiqing transforms, the excess weight and matter in his body are actually hidden into a different-dimensional space under the influence of magic power. For that small part of the teeth, it is equivalent to the fact that most of the teeth have not been cleaned, which is self-deception.

The toothbrush is not very convenient to use... Shen Yiqing thought, it is too small and the bristles are too soft.

When he was at the bottom of the sea, he used puffer fish to brush his teeth every day. This kind of fish lived in the river water when it was young, and lived in the sea when it became an adult. Shen Yiqing and the giant demon father didn't like to eat this kind of fish, they only poked them so that they were full of anger , and use their fat, prickly bodies to clean their teeth.However, it is much more troublesome to preserve fish on land than a toothbrush, so Shen Yiqing went to do as the Romans do.

Shen Yiqing spat out toothpaste foam, took a basin full of water from the mouthwash basin and poured it into his mouth with a splash, rinsed and sprayed it out with a puff.After brushing his teeth, he climbed into the custom-made large bathtub, and filled the bathtub with his limp body.He first soaked his body with the shower head, then picked up a new bottle of body wash, unpacked it, unscrewed the bottle, poured all the liquid on his bare head, and scrubbed happily with more than 20 tentacles While washing his body, he hummed softly: "Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho..."

After washing his body with about half a ton of water, Shen Yiqing took five large towels from the towel rack and shook them to dry himself. Tentacles lifted the quilt and climbed onto the bed.As soon as he got into bed, he covered the bed tightly, more than 20 tentacles hung down from the bed like vines, and the edge of the soft head also flowed a little from the edge of the bed, this is because the giant monster baby is in the growth stage At that time, the volume increased relatively quickly, and the large bed customized in the past two years was now a bit too small.

After climbing into the bed, Shen Yiqing put the quilt on top of his head, which looked like he was wearing a small handkerchief. Although the monster would not be frozen without the quilt, Shen Yiqing felt that he had to cover himself with the quilt when sleeping on the bed Only warm.

All the preparations before going to bed are done, the sweet-smelling and soft monster baby stretches out its tentacles, turns off the lights and locks the door, closes the eyes that are bright like lighthouses in the dark, and falls sweetly into sleep.

The next day, Shen Yiqing got up at five o'clock in the morning and turned back into a human form. The first thing he did after waking up was to sneak into the next bedroom and quietly open the door a crack to look inside.Shen Yao was still sleeping in the dark, lying cutely on the bed in a large font, his pajamas were messy, his thin, firm and white waist and abdomen were unobstructed, and something in the pajamas under the lower abdomen was shaped like a pillar under the cover of soft cloth. Especially obvious.

Shen Yiqing licked his lips greedily, the dirty little thoughts in his head just turned around, and Brother Ju, who was sleeping at Shen Yao's feet, was awakened by the faint smell of seafood in the room.Brother Orange stared at the unscrupulous seafood at the door with his green cat eyes, and arched his back with a threatening grunt in his throat. Shen Yiqing had no choice but to close the door regretfully, and slipped to the kitchen on the first floor to prepare breakfast for Shen Yao.

Shen Yiqing couldn't eat the small biscuits in the cowshed downstairs, but he also stored some frozen meat in the freezer. Although he still prefers the taste of fresh meat, it is acceptable to eat frozen meat once in a while.Last night, Shen Yiqing took the time to transfer the meat from the freezer to the freezer, and it has almost thawed now.

Shen Yiqing took out all the beef in the freezer and piled it up into a mountain of beef, picked out the best part of the meat, cut off two catties, and then stuffed the remaining hundreds of catties of beef into it within ten seconds. mouth.

After filling his stomach in a simple and rough way, Shen Yiqing sat lazily on the rattan chair by the dining table and separated out a few tentacles to do the work. Water, the other two tentacles and the noodle machine are used to manipulate the noodle machine, and the machine is skillfully used to press out thin white noodles, which are then coated with a layer of loose powder.Finally, there are three other items that are dedicated to controlling the mobile phone. Shen Yiqing swipe the screen of the mobile phone to read posts on the underground monster forum and post a post asking for help.

The baby sea monster rubbed its tentacles and said, "The girl I like is a demon hunter. I am a sea monster with the ability to mimic any form. My identity has not been revealed. Now I have managed to abduct her back to my home for a few days. How can I do it?" Let her live permanently?

——I said "girl" because Shen Yiqing was afraid that Shen Yao would think of himself when he happened to see this post.

It's really a very cunning giant monster baby!

The following monsters followed up one after another.

Wolf Xiaomao didn't lose weight to 200 jins and didn't change his name: actually the idea of ​​hunting demons?Brother, you are very strong, and I can't even hide from you. In other words, you are not afraid of being beaten to death by her if you reveal your secrets?

Sulfur Cookie: It is estimated that the risk assessment level of the host is less than or equal to D, so you are not afraid of revealing your secrets, envy...there are werewolves upstairs, who do you hide from?

Night monster trying not to stay up all night: If the landlord has the ability to mimic at will, I will suggest a small method. You can pretend to be other high-level monsters and wander around your home, pretending to stare at your home, and then let her see you on purpose. You have an excuse for her to stay.She is a demon hunter, if there are monsters with a high level of danger near your house, she will definitely not ignore them.

Shen Yiqing was stunned: "..."

The baby sea monster rubbed its tentacles and said, "The one who came up with the idea, you are really bad, you are too bad."

The Nightmare trying not to stay up late: The Nightmare is not bad and still has the face to call himself a Nightmare?Just say it's a good idea, right?

The baby sea monster rubbed its tentacles and said: Hehehehe, that's great.

More than an hour later, two bowls of steaming beef noodles were freshly baked.

Not long after the noodles came out of the pot, Shen Yao, who was hungry, was awakened by the aroma of the noodles. After a simple wash, Shen Yao quickly ran downstairs to prepare for dinner.At this time, Shen Yiqing had put away his tentacles and was standing in front of the chopping board, cutting the orange with human hands. The thin blade of the knife slid across the part where the peel and flesh of the orange were connected, and cut off the juicy flesh exuding a fragrant smell. In a glass bowl with fruit.Shen Yiqing tilted his head slightly to catch the sound of Shen Yao's footsteps going downstairs, calculated the moment when he would appear and raised his head precisely, showing a bright and gentle smile like a family man to Shen Yao, and said softly: "Good morning."

Shen Yao's heart was beating wildly, and he quickly mobilized his sweetest voice to say softly: "Good morning...the noodles you made are so delicious, my saliva is almost drooling."

"Eat it while it's hot." Shen Yiqing untied his apron, took a seat with the cut fruit, looked deeply at Shen Yao, and said in an ambiguous voice, "If you like, I can make it for you every day."

Shen Yao felt that he was about to faint, so he collected himself, picked up a mouthful of noodles and sucked them into his mouth.Shen Yiqing's own pressed noodles are more chewy and soup-absorbing than the noodles bought directly. The roots are cooked to taste. The large pieces of fat and moderate beef brisket are simmered until tender and soft, soaked in the thick and rich soup. Every shred of pork is soaked in soup, which melts in the mouth.At first, Shen Yao knew that to eat elegantly in front of male gods, one should not be reincarnated like a hungry ghost, but after a few mouthfuls, he was completely disfigured by the aroma, and he cleaned up the noodles and meat , and then picked up the noodle bowl and drank all the soup, a thin layer of sweat appeared on the back after eating a bowl of noodles.

"Does it taste good?" Shen Yiqing asked with a smile.

"It's so delicious. I've never eaten such delicious beef noodles." Shen Yao licked his lips with bright eyes, like a little wolf who hadn't eaten enough. Let the fragrance of this bowl of noodles disappear.

Shen Yiqing smiled lowly, his heart filled with the satisfaction of an old father.

Seeing him laughing, Shen Yao immediately became shy, scratched the tip of his nose blushingly and said, "I'm sorry... I was too scary just now."

Shen Yiqing shook his head and said, "I think it's very cute."

After all, when it comes to eating scary, no one can compare to Shen Yiqing who still has more than 100 catties of raw beef in his stomach...

The two of them had dinner, and Shen Yiqing sent Shen Yao to report to Yu Fanfan as he said last night. Last night, two demon hunters kept vigil in Yu Fanfan's suite, and nothing unusual happened throughout the night.Shen Yao got up late today, and when he arrived at the hotel, Yu Fanfan had already gone out on a date with Qin Yichen, and Yu Fanfan was accompanied by a whole team of mermaid bodyguards, and Qin Yichen could handle common sense problems in human society, but Shen Yao was already useless .

After meeting with two teammates in the hotel, Shen Yao went back to the unit to report the situation to Jiang Ze. After learning that the task could be counted as completed, he began to write the task report. After the report was submitted, Shen Yao could wait to receive the award gold.

Shen Yao originally thought that taking care of the sunfish and mermaid this time would definitely be exhausting, but in fact it took no effort at all, it went so smoothly beyond imagination, and the bonus was almost for nothing. Shen Yao happily recalled the whole incident , Writing the report like flying with a pen.

After finishing the report, Shen Yao took care of some chores in the team, including accepting a noise complaint from the elves. The tall and handsome young elf said that the black iron dwarf next door had been clanging his hammer for three days. When Yao went to communicate with the dwarf, the dwarf with a braided beard said shyly that he was building a very hard-core black iron heavy ring, and planned to court the handsome neighbor next door to use it in a few days. Shen Yao looked at the dwarf worriedly. A heavy black iron ring that can almost be worn as a bracelet, indicating that if you continue to make noise, you may be lonely for a lifetime, so the dwarf hurriedly put on earplugs for himself and continued to forge iron with lingering fear.

Shen Yao: "..."

Um?wait?

With great effort, Shen Yao finally helped the rootless black iron dwarf to figure out the logic of this. The dwarf said that he would limit the time for blacksmithing to less than eight hours from today, and the incident was perfectly resolved.

After solving the elf's complaint, Shen Yao returned to the team to accept a civil dispute between a vampire and a werewolf.

The vampire said that he ran out to suck people last night, but he was unlucky and sucked on the head of a werewolf. He broke off the upper and lower four fangs with bare hands, and before the teeth grew out, he could only live on boiled blood tofu.The vampire said that he was very traumatized and prepared to claim compensation, but Shen Yao was caught off guard by a detention notice.

The vampire opened his mouth wide and pointed at the four half fangs, and said in disbelief, "My teeth have been broken and you still detain me!"

Shen Yao almost rolled his eyes and turned to take off the window: "It is obvious that you violated the monster management regulations and sucked blood first without authorization. You are lucky that no casualties were caused. Detain you first, and go to school."

Just like the police have to deal with many trivial incidents every day, the usual work of a witcher is not all so thrilling and exciting.

The author has something to say: a summary of the slots in this episode:

1. Brother Chu's online name is "Giant Monster Baby rubbing his tentacles and saying"...

2. Puffer fish: use me as a toothbrush?I don't want to lose face? ? ?

3. Taking a bath consumes a bottle of shower gel, which is more expensive.

4. Brother Chu has a different-dimensional switch in his body, which can hide his excess weight...

5. This extra-dimensional switch may suddenly break down one day...

6. The monster baby wears a small handkerchief on its head when sleeping.

7. Brother Orange is a competent emissary for protecting (chrysanthemum) flowers!

8. It only takes ten seconds for the giant monster baby to eat by itself, but it takes two hours to cook for Yaoyao, which is very spoiled.

9. It is the heavy black iron ring, not the heavy black iron sword. The culture of the dwarves is so hardcore.

10. Humans have legal blindness, and monsters also have...

11. Young Shen Yao: Brother Jiang Ze bought me a bag of fruit candies, I only ate one, and then slipped it all into Shen Yiqing's mouth! ! !What a shadow of childhood! ! !