Big touch

Shen Yao unloaded the schoolbag stuffed with pearls, turned Shen Yiqing over and rubbed on his belly for a while, then whispered, "It's quite soft to the touch."

It is not as hard as a rock as imagined!

"How do you feel? Are you uncomfortable?" Shen Yao put Shen Yiqing on the ground and observed his posture.

Shen Yiqing let out a meow, and jumped up and down vigorously to show that she was in good health.

Shen Yao touched his chin and nodded: "Well, then don't go to the hospital for now, and observe for another day."

Shen Yiqing secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Shen Yao got up, found a small bottle of sesame oil from the cabinet above the sink, and found a box of cotton swabs from the drawer, dipped the cotton swabs in the sesame oil according to the method taught on the pet forum to defecate a cat, and looked back for the cat, ready to Help Brother Orange loosen the chrysanthemums.

However, Shen Yiqing, who vaguely felt that something was wrong, had already run far away, standing in the corner farthest diagonally from Shen Yao, staring at Shen Yao warily.

The corners of Shen Yao's mouth curled up like a cat, and he smiled with two sweet dimples, approaching Shen Yiqing step by step, calling softly, "Brother Orange, come here and let me poke it, it doesn't hurt at all. , still comfortable."

Being stabbed is very comfortable, it can be said that it is a natural little subject...

Shen Yiqing arched his back vigilantly, jumped up like lightning at the moment Shen Yao pounced, quickly jumped over the low table and bookshelf, jumped up from a corner of the bookshelf, trying to jump to the top of the highest wardrobe.But Shen Yao's speed was faster than Shen Yiqing's. He ran to the bookshelf in two steps, stretched and hooked his arms, and easily took Shen Yiqing who was in midair into his arms as if he was picking something out of a bag.In desperation, Shen Yiqing's body softened, flowing down from Shen Yao's arms like a liquid, and then he sprinted for two steps and slid under the sofa with momentum and speed, spreading himself out into a big round cat cake, Then he turned around inside, squeezed out a cat's head, and stared at Shen Yao from bottom to top with hanging eyes.

"..." Shen Yao was stunned for a moment before recovering.

It is said that cats are made of water, which is true.

And a dignified demon hunter couldn't catch a fat cat! ?

Shen Yao was frustrated for a while, then squatted down holding a cotton swab, gently pulled the cat's head that was holding Shen Yiqing out, and couldn't help comforting him: "It's just to stimulate you to defecate, it really doesn't hurt, come out -"

Shen Yiqing couldn't bear Shen Yao's long and soft coquetry, but being raped was a matter of principle, no matter how cute he was, he couldn't be shaken!

"Meow——" Shen Yiqing yelled harshly, turning Shen Yao's invisible hind legs into tentacles, and firmly sucked the floor with a row of small suction cups on the tentacles, with a determined expression on his face that he would never die on the sofa.

Shen Yao didn't dare to pull Shen Yiqing's cat's head too hard, he tried to pull it twice and saw that there was no sign of loosening, so he sat on the floor resentfully, leaning on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, waiting for the cat.

"I don't believe you can never come out." Shen Yao said harshly.

However, half an hour later, Shen Yiqing was still motionless like the Monkey King who was suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain, and the cat's head exposed outside was full of a detached face of disillusionment.

The cat seemed to be unable to pretend anymore, Shen Yiqing thought gloomily, let Jiang Muxi return the real cat tomorrow.

Today's incident is not completely regarded as Shen Yiqing's mistake, after all, even if he thought of this in advance, Shen Yiqing could not really put that in the cat litter for Shen Yao to shovel, that would be too shameful!They have already shoveled shit for each other before even holding hands. This kind of love is really not romantic at all!

Seeing that Brother Ju's attitude was firm, Shen Yao had no choice but to temporarily give up the idea of ​​clearing his intestines, threw the cotton swab into the wastebasket in front of the cat, and raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, don't do it today, come out."

Shen Yiqing withdrew his tentacles and got out of the sofa. In order to gain enough advantage by pretending to be a cat on the last day, the whole cat jumped on Shen Yao. At this time, Shen Yao was still sitting on the floor with his back on the sofa, so Shen Yiqing held a cat paw Pressed firmly on the sofa beside Shen Yao's face, the other cat's paw pressed against Shen Yao's collarbone with a soft pad, then the cat tilted its head and licked affectionately on Shen Yao's cheek.

Shen Yao foolishly let Shen Yiqing eat tofu: "..."

Why do I have the illusion of being wall-donged by the domineering president? Am I crazy about men?

In the middle of the night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

The giant monster baby secretly sent a WeChat message to its friend, the lighthouse jellyfish: "How is Yaoyao's cat?"

Jiang Muxi replied resentfully: "Everything is fine with it."

Shen Yiqing: "That's good, bring it back to me tomorrow morning."

Jiang Muxi: "..."

Jiang Muxi said angrily: "I know how to tease men, didn't you see the implication of what I just said?"

Are we fucking happy pals in the ocean?

At this moment in Jiang Muxi's studio, Fat Orange, who is full of food and drink, is sleeping dimly in the simple cat nest surrounded by cotton quilts. There are several empty cans scattered on the ground next to him, which is very luxurious.Jiang Muxi stood in front of the easel, his right arm split into dozens of beautiful and slender transparent tentacles. The tentacles as thin as silver threads were stained with different paints, replacing the function of a paintbrush and meticulously daubing on the canvas. The man is so lifelike that he almost bursts out of the painting.

Jiang Muxi planned to talk to Shen Yiqing, walked to the sofa with the mobile phone in his left hand, and sat down angrily on his buttocks. The moment the pressure on his buttocks increased, the two small holes on his buttocks bitten by Brother Orange began to squeak. Water, Jiang Muxi hurriedly got up and patted two new Band-Aids on his butt, and then complained to Shen Yiqing: "It likes to bite me, my skin is thin, and now I have holes all over my body, and I spray water every time I move, how are you going to make it up?" I?"

Shen Yiqing recalled the tofu he ate these past few days, feeling refreshed physically and mentally, so he said generously, "Send you a box of ancient Spanish gold coins?"

Jiang Muxi said calmly: "Yes, I will send you back at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, and wait for me at home."

Putting down his mobile phone, Jiang Muxi picked up a bucket of 40L mineral water and poured it into his mouth to replenish water forcefully.

Shen Yiqing's North Sea giant monster's father's lifelong hobby is collecting golden treasures. For hundreds of years, he has tracked down many pirate captains who secretly buried treasures, dug out many ancient shipwrecks full of treasures from the bottom of the sea, and collected many corals. trees, how many clam pearls have been dug... the giant demon father collected all these treasures in a hidden trench, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the country is incomparably rich.

However, the giant demon father has lived freely in the sea for a long time, and he is too lazy to integrate into human society. These treasures covered with barnacles and rust are of no practical use to him other than watching and playing.Before Shen Yiqing landed, the giant monster's father took his precious son who was about to enter human society alone to his small vault hidden deep in the bottom of the trench, and asked Shen Yiqing to take whatever he wanted.Shen Yiqing only took away about [-]% of the belongings, but [-]% was too much, and the immature giant monster baby couldn't move it at all. In the end, the giant monster's father personally escorted Shen Yiqing all the way with the treasures wrapped in tentacles In the near sea, he looks very much like an old father sending his son to report to the university.

The old father growled and exhorted lovingly: "Ho Ho Ho—"

Don't be tricked into the lab by humans like you were when you were a child, silly son.

Shen Yi roared crisply: "Roar!"

But after Shen Yiqing came to land, he realized that he had no money to spend, and there was no place to put the gold coins.

It annoys me to see gold coins.

After Shen Yiqing contacted Jiang Muxi about returning the cat, he changed back into a human form, put on his clothes, and went to the hotel where he had stepped on during the day to look for fish.

As a North Sea giant monster cub who has lived in the sea for more than 20 years, Shen Yiqing is very familiar with sea monsters. When he saw Yu Fanfan and his performance today, Shen Yiqing knew that it was a member of the royal family of the sunfish mermaid, and he also He vaguely guessed that Shen Yao's current task was to help sunfish practice their gallbladder.

Practicing courage is very simple, Shen Yiqing thought with his giant monster head.When he was a child, he was deceived by bad humans to study in the laboratory, so he left a cowardly sequelae. As a North Sea giant monster, he would be afraid of whales, so the giant monster father sent the young giant monster to the world on a dark and windy night. The baby demon was thrown into a trench full of sea monsters of all kinds. Shen Yiqing became much more courageous after that frightening night.

Just not to be scared, Shen Yiqing thought, and sneaked into the hotel room where Yu turned over through the exhaust duct.