Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

She Qingyi never expected that he could hear someone talking about him when he just switched back to the camera. When he heard the names of Snake and Xiao Tsing Yi, he couldn't help but feel a little bit in his heart, and then told himself that netizens He definitely wouldn't think so far, and then continued to explain the game calmly.

But She Qingyi obviously underestimated the miraculous netizens, and also ignored the loopholes she left in various places.

Suspicious netizens deliberately dug out She Qingyi's external Weibo vest named Serpent to confirm, and then looked at the blue feather coat with a small snake lying on the head, and suddenly realized many things.

She Qingyi would never know that CP fans and lost horses would one day be so close to him.

***

Bai Xiaoshu and his group started to run drugs, and they were considered to be in the same placenta as them... Bah, the three teams from the same district have come together by coincidence at this moment.

Su Huaqiu, who was lying in the grass, frowned and was very troubled, "Boss, let's wait for them to end before acting!"

"The poisonous circle is coming to you soon, and the loss outweighs the gain if you wait." Yan Songhe glanced at the shrinking circle on the map, frowned, and when the opponent finished fighting, they would all have to become innocent souls in the poisonous area.

A teammate hiding under another tree saw that the deputy team and the captain were so entangled, so he said directly: "Boss, let's shoot them a few times quietly, and it will be a big deal."

"No, the opponent is very strong! If we take the lead, the opponent will unite to deal with us."

Several heads huddled secretly in the haystacks and bushes under the trees, discussing how to solve the situation in front of them.But at this moment, the opposite team, the White Bear Team and the Liuli Team, have also been fighting for a long time. The strength of the two sides is evenly matched, and they can't kill the opponent.

The white bear's captain, Xiong Zetian, also had a headache, and the fight would be endless.

It's so difficult to make, it's like a mobile medical arsenal.

I don't know where the skin is so thick, the circle has been shrunk to the edge of the eyebrows.

"Xiong Er, open a world mic to discuss with the other party." Xiong Zetian had no choice but to make a bad move.

Xiong Beibei said that he received it, and he turned off the microphone to say hello, and then dragged out a sentence in English, "Surrender quickly on the other side, sir, please spare your life!"

"..."

The corners of Xiong Zetian's mouth twitched. If Xiong Beibei was hiding in front of him, he would definitely give him a chestnut without saying a word, "I asked you to discuss, not to make you hate!!"

Xiong Beibei was very innocent, "Don't you mean that?"

The whole team: No... only you are wrong.

Hearing this familiar voice, Su Huaqiu and the others instantly realized that they had met a fellow villager, and they immediately became excited.

At this moment, Su Huaqiu finally strengthened his will, summoned up his energy and said: "Boss, don't wait, let's kill them! If we don't do it now, when will we wait! The time and place are favorable for people, and it would be a disaster to keep them!"

As soon as Su Huaqiu finished speaking, Gong Zhu's familiar voice sounded from the world microphone. He obviously recognized Team White Bear and cursed directly in Chinese.

"Xiong Beile, you dare to call me uncle in front of this young master, you are tired of your life, aren't you?"

As soon as Gong Zhu's voice fell, Yan Songhe glanced at Su Huaqiu silently, "Do you think it will be a simple character who can stand in a stalemate with Bai Xiong for so long?"

Su Huaqiu: ...

Two old acquaintances can't be provoked.

The teammate who was hiding under the tree said directly, "Boss, let's take the drug bag. When the drug ring comes, they will definitely not be able to handle it. We still have a lot of blood bags."

"..."

However, just when the Black Rock team was feeling uncomfortable, an unlicensed jeep whizzed past their heads, and its ecstasy driving skills made the scalp chill.

Sitting in the driver's seat, Bai Xiaoshu looked back a little strangely, "Big brother, I seemed to see someone lying on the ground just now, should you get out of the car and go back?"

Rong Yi and the other three teammates shook their heads in unison, covering their mouths with disheveled faces, in despair.

"Hurry up and drive to the coordinate point, we won't kill anyone this time."

All the members of the Tianxuan team learned today that there is a car skill called spinning the sky, and a car skill is a magic attack that can make people feel motion sick and want to vomit in the game.

After experiencing countless 1080-degree spiral tumbling, all members of the Tianxuan team have strengthened their inner thoughts.

If I hand over the car to the team leader in the future, it will definitely be a joke!It's useless even if Xiao Naiyin cries and pleads! ! !The desire to survive made Rong Yi and the others not want to experience the second time in this life.

When his head was dizzy, Rong Yi finally couldn't help but said: "Cub, I'll enroll you in a driving school someday!" The consequences of driving without a license are really serious.

"Okay!" Bai Xiaoshu stepped on the accelerator excitedly, imagining the speed and passion.

Watching a car passing through the center of their battlefield like the wind, Team Baixiong and Liuli got a little messed up by the wind, and finally realized that the poison circle was imminent.

Gong Zhu didn't even say hello, taking advantage of the car to attract attention, he turned around and withdrew with the people.

The Baixiong team also didn't want to spend so much time with the Liuli team, they reacted the same way as Gong Zhu almost at the same time, turned around and ran in another direction.

Thank goodness for both!Sincere thanks for this muddy car.

Seeing that the team stopped fighting, Su Huaqiu and the others breathed a sigh of relief, and they all stood up from the haystack to run away. However, what they never expected was that they also stood up not far away. a row of people.

"Fuck!!!"

Frightened, the two sides drew their guns at each other almost subconsciously. With a few "bang bang bang" gunshots, Team Liuli and Team White Bear, who were about to run away, turned back attractively.

The four teams looked at each other, all of them were in despair.

Looking at the chaotic scene in the screen, there is no coincidence of technical content, which makes She Qingyi feel that her commentary level is not enough, and she has nothing to say.

"Team Tianxuan passed by, and by accident, it led to the chaos in front of us. The Vanilla team from Japan and the Black Rock team from China finally thought they could avoid a head-to-head confrontation with the two devil teams. Who knows what will eventually turn into In this way, the poison zone has also come, and I don’t know who will win the battle among the four teams.”

Under the difficult conditions of the poisonous area and the chaos, the four teams were all complaining in their hearts.

Damn, don't let me know who drove that car!

"Hahahaha laughed unkindly, is this a war caused by driving without a license!"

"Accidentally remembered the three-kill achievement of the team leader in the Mengxin period for the first time driving. This time it was even more powerful than the last time. It directly caused the bosses from all directions to kill each other. It really is the European emperor-level car god 23333"

"I'm the only one looking at Yishen's green face and I really want to laugh! Hahahaha I don't know if they know the tragedy that happened in the end, will they let Zai Zai drive next time!"

"Hahahaha, I think it will. The little hamster driving in the car is simply a humanoid killer!"

……

When the system announcement rolled out a series of kill messages, Yuan Wei was puzzled for a long time. It was fine to kill each other, but why the final winner would also display poisoning and death.

Is this game so addictive?

"Our rivals, fellow villagers, have already been knocked out." Yuan Wei reminded slightly.

Bai Xiaoshu looked regretful and shocked, and stepped on the gas pedal to the end, unbelievable: "Eh? The ball is gone!? I still want to fight him in the final circle!"

"Cub! Brake the brakes quickly, we are about to enter the bombing zone, damn it!"

Rong Yi looked at the bombing area that suddenly appeared in front of him, and couldn't help but swear in desperation, and then Rong Yi, who knew that he had been hacked, jumped out of the car with quick eyes and hands while shouting.

Although half a tube of blood was wiped off, it was better than dragging the whole team into the water.

Accidentally broke into the bombing zone, Bai Xiaoshu reacted quickly, turned the steering wheel and turned around immediately, almost passing the shells falling from the sky, and escaped from the bombing zone without any danger.

However, a kill message directly stunned the entire team.

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[Master Hamster uses a vehicle to kill Mr. Noteeasy. 】

Rong Yi: Babe... I'm afraid this boyfriend of mine is a fake.

Bai Xiaoshu and the others were stunned for a while, then they all got out of the car, looked at each other around Rong Yi's corpse box, and at the same time inherited Yi Shen's legacy without slowing down.

"Big brother, this was an accident." Bai Xiaoshu put on Rong Yi's third-level helmet, picked up Rong Yi's high-level medical kit, and then performed the mourning ceremony with an innocent and sincere face.

Rong-Box Jing-Yi's pair of double eyelids "==" almost appeared directly on the corpse box, and his tone did not fluctuate, as if he had given up.

"Cub, it might be more convincing for you to remove your little hand from my corpse."

After holding back for a long time, Yu Jingfeng couldn't hold back a loud laugh at this moment.

"—hahahahahaha!"

Jiang Yiyue and Yuan Wei also turned their heads silently, covered their mouths and let out a suppressed "Pu Chi Pu Chi" laugh.

At this moment, the audience outside, including She Qingyi, didn't expect such a magical development again, and everyone laughed along without the slightest sympathy.

"Hahahaha, is this the first greeting from the bombing zone of the intercontinental competition to Yishen?"

"Hahaha laughed like hell, Zai Zai's innocent tone is so cute that it explodes!"

"Facts have proved that Yishen's non-chieftain level has once again set a new baseline, avoiding the bombing zone, but not avoiding the team leader's cars hahahaha."

"No, Yishen is a man with a bombing zone and a killer weapon! Especially the killer weapon is not only effective against the enemy, but also against the owner, hahahaha!"

……

Taking off their helmets at this moment, the four teams of Heiyan, Shirokuma, Liuli, and Vanilla, who were watching the battle on the big screen in the cubicle, were all applauding in their hearts at this moment.

The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the towering spare!

Rong Yi's heart is full of desolation, but the good buddy wants to insert a knife at this moment, and personally act as a brother "inserting a knife in both ribs".

"Captain, I think you must have made a mistake before the game, and gave Gongzhu the good luck magic for Yishen." Yu Jingfeng nodded his head and analyzed the matter, but he thought that Gong Zhu said again: "The good luck magic given too much to Gong Zhu is probably polluted by Yi Shen's non-qi, otherwise Gong Zhu would not have sacrificed so early."

Rong Yi entered the mode of spectating the battle, and without hesitation, being the spirit behind Yu Jingfeng's head, he said gloomily and gritted his teeth: "My surname is Yu, our 20-year buddy friendship is over."

Yu Jingfeng suddenly felt his neck sink and shuddered.

After all, Bai Xiaoshu still felt sorry for her boyfriend, so she comforted her sweetly: "Don't be afraid, big brother, the official competition hamster will give you an enhanced version of good luck magic."

Being shunned, Rong Yi rarely snorted arrogantly, "It's not too bad!"

Jiang Yiyue & Yuan Wei & Yu Jingfeng suddenly had goosebumps all over his body.

It's over, Yi Shen was taken away by an unknown tsundere childish ghost!