Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

From the moment Bai Xiaoshu lifted the quilt, Rong Yi smelled the special smell of a certain male liquid in the air, and almost instantly understood that Bai Xiaoshu had nocturnal emission.

But he never expected that the little guy he had his eyes on was not so enlightened.

Has the enlightenment of sex education in China regressed to this point?

Rong Yi couldn't help but worry about the future of the motherland.

He glanced at Bai Xiaoshu's wet part quite complicatedly. Rong Yi had to be a physiology teacher for a while, and at the same time he was extremely tired. No wonder he tried so hard for so long but failed to enlighten this little guy. It turns out that the little guy is the most fundamental All the lusts have not yet begun to awaken.

Rong Yi sighed, rubbed Bai Xiaoshu's head, and said earnestly: "Cub, this is not bedwetting, this is a symbol of your growth."

"You have to wet the bed when you grow up?"

Bai Xiaoshu frowned stinkingly, and the disgust on his small face was not fake, "Then I'd better not grow up, it's not uncomfortable at all to be sticky."

Rong Yi quickly stopped Bai Xiaoshu's horrible idea of ​​not wanting to grow up, and carefully gave this little thing a science about the history of human growth and development. Seeing Bai Xiaoshu's suddenly enlightened expression, Rong Yi secretly couldn't help but slander the country. The failure of adolescent sex education science popularization.

After listening to Rong Yi's popular science, Bai Xiaoshu looked at the wet spot on her panties again, and couldn't help touching the sticky slippery liquid with her fingertips. After a closer look, it was indeed not the same as urine.

"It turns out that the estrus period of the human state is like this!"

Will the estrus period of the hamster be like this?

Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help thinking divergently, and finally came to a conclusion that looked very constructive, but it was also a conclusion that made Rong Yi almost manic.

"It turned out that it suddenly became strange yesterday because it has reached the estrus period. Shouldn't it be that I should find a female hamster to live with? It seems that when the estrus period is reached, I can give birth to babies."

Bai Xiaoshu muttered to himself, but these words reached Rong Yi's ears verbatim.

Rong Yi's head was full of black lines. Although he couldn't understand why Bai Xiaoshu used the estrus period to describe the normal physical development stage, he still couldn't help expressing his anger at the female hamster mentioned in his words, and almost blurted out and rejected Bai Xiaoshu directly. Bold ideas.

"You can't find a female hamster! Absolutely not!"

Rong Yi, who was brought over by Bai Xiaoshu's mouth, didn't bother to correct whether it was a woman or a female hamster. As long as he thought that Bai Xiaoshu would marry another woman in the future, he couldn't control his emotions that almost exploded.

Regardless of whether it is male or female, Rong Yi cannot accept that Bai Xiaoshu is with someone other than him.

"You can't find someone else, and you can't have a baby with someone else."

"why?"

Bai Xiaoshu looked at Rong Yi curiously, his innocent and ignorant appearance made Rong Yi feel a burst of frustration.

Rong Yi really wanted to tell Bai Xiaoshu what he wanted directly, but maybe he was hypocritical. Rong Yi hoped that Bai Xiaoshu could realize what love is, and let him decide whether it was love or not.

So, baby, why are you so clueless!

Rong Yi wiped his face vicissitudes, fearing that he would lose control of his emotions, he rushed Bai Xiaoshu to the bathroom to take a shower, and then called the hotel waiter to help him buy some clean underwear.

Being driven into the bathroom in a daze, Bai Xiaoshu looked at the bathroom glass, couldn't help scratching the soft hair on his head that was curled up in sleep, and pouted his little mouth a little unhappy.

"I hate it, big brother didn't make it clear, and didn't let the hamster finish. Since he can't be with others, can the hamster be with big brother? The hamster didn't want to find other female hamsters..."

Bai Xiaoshu muttered unhappily, then took off his panties and turned on the shower in the bathroom. The sound of dripping water perfectly covered his voice of talking to himself.

Rong Yi, who was staying outside, would never have imagined that once his little guy was awakened, his reaction would be very fast.

******

On the other side, Rong Ziqing was woken up by President Sa's paw stepping on his face, thinking about what happened last night, he still couldn't help but feel scared.Thinking of the tragic situation after the incident was exposed, the back of Rong Ziqing's neck felt a chill that would be shaved, and he hugged the cat and sucked it hard, only to give himself a little comfort.

Going back last night, as expected, Madam Rong asked about his elder brother's situation. Fortunately, he was clever so he was not tricked by his mother. In order to hide the golden house from his elder brother and the little goblin, he wasted all his efforts , with utmost care.

Thinking of this, Rong Ziqing felt that he had to ask for some compensation from his brother, so he decisively took out his mobile phone.

"Hey bro, last night I..."

"Wait a minute, I will say later... Cub, I put the clean underwear at the door, and I don't want the dirty one."

"Good!"

Rong Ziqing: "..."

Rong Ziqing was holding the phone, his little heart was seriously frightened and hurt, and he wanted to cry without tears: ... What did I do wrong, I want to hear such an exciting inside story early in the morning. QQ

******

Bai Xiaoshu and Rong Yi returned home from the hotel, boarded the game, and a celebrity party well-known in the chicken eating world was already lively.

Room name: Dad teaches you how to eat chicken

Bigwigs from all walks of life gathered together, discussing yesterday's face-to-face situation lively.When Bai Xiaoshu and his group joined, the discussion reached its peak.

As soon as Hei Qiuqiu saw Bai Xiaoshu, he howled and rushed up, almost pushing Rong Yi beside him to the outer edge.

"Woooooo hamster, my boss took me to face-to-face, I'm sorry for you, I broke our promise not to go, wow, wow, not only can I not see you, these old men are only bullying me!"

As a representative of the Sanren world who bullied Qiuqiu, the boss of Qingge interjected at this time, and continued yesterday's bullying, "Qiaoqiu, if you say something about an old man again, I will let all the old men in their 20s come to take your turn." !"

Black ball: QAQ

After being reminded by Hei Qiuqiu, Bai Xiaoshu remembered the matter of Mian Ji who was thrown into the corner by him yesterday, and couldn't help looking at Rong Yi with those big eyes, filled with deep shock and grievance.

Rong Yi looked back at Bai Xiaoshu openly and innocently, but laughed unkindly in his heart.

I've tried my best to take you to the scene, and I can't blame anyone if I forgot to pay more attention.

Bai Xiaoshu plucked the soft hair on his head angrily, feeling deep despair for his forgetfulness.Woooooooooo stupid QAQ

Rong Yi watched Bai Xiaoshu's small movements, and the villain in his heart was silently so cute that his nose bleeds.

In fact, there were not as many people who came to the scene that day as expected, but with the deepening of the communication, everyone found that there were many people who secretly participated in this face-to-face meeting in a faceless way.

It can be described as a chicken thief.

"Actually, I booked Room 309 opposite Private Room 308 that day. Because I was afraid to go to the other side to participate, I secretly took a peek." A big boss who had sworn before said that he couldn't say it, said, Hehe's laughter was so cheap that one wanted to beat him up.

"Should I also raise my hand silently? Then what, Ebner is more handsome than the holographic image in reality!"

"I quietly took a look when I was driving by, and it was really handsome."

Hearing everyone's coquettish operations, Yu Jingfeng couldn't help but raised his hand and complained, "Am I the only one in the capital who didn't observe secretly?"

Everyone nodded unanimously: "Yes, so we want to isolate you, an honest man."

"Isolate you!"

Yu Jingfeng: ...

Jiang Shangmingyue, who was staying abroad, looked at Yu Jingfeng and couldn't help sighing sympathetically. Some stupid men cannot be cured.

Yu Jingfeng still struggled, pointed to Bai Xiaoshu, and said, "You can't just isolate me, there are Yishen and Hamster who didn't go to the capital yesterday, and by the way, there is only one!!!"

"I went too!"

Hearing Yu Jingfeng's voice, Grandma Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help but raise her head, and used that soft voice to justify her name.

Although he forgot to pay attention at the time, he was indeed there.

Rong Yi and the only two big bosses were on the sidelines, but they smiled and said nothing, the meaning of which was self-evident.

Jiang Shangmingyue took a look at everyone's reactions, and slapped Yu Jingfeng on the back of the head, ruthlessly piercing Yu Jingfeng's illusions, "Stop struggling, you are the only one who is stupid."

Yu Jingfeng: ... Can the world trust QAQ more?

After listening to this conversation, the others became excited one after another, no one wanted to appease Yu Jingfeng's wounded heart, and surrounded Bai Xiaoshu and the others with chatter.

One by one, they tried hard to recall all the people they secretly observed yesterday, and carefully compared which people's images were more consistent with Rong Yi and the others.

Yu Jingfeng pushed aside the crowd in grief and anger, grabbed Rong Yi by the collar, and complained plaintively: "You traitor, our friendship is over! You actually didn't ask me to go with you when you went, and you went back to your own hotel so boldly, I curse you!" You were spotted by your family!"

When Rong Yi was reminded by Yu Jingfeng, his heart skipped a beat, but then he thought that Rong Ziqing should deal with his aftermath, so he calmed down a little, "You are stupid, who is to blame?"

Yu Jingfeng: "Break friendship QAQ!"

Regardless of Yu Jingfeng's accusation, Rong Yi couldn't help but look at Bai Xiaoshu more, and sighed inwardly, it seemed that he was really screwed.

I was too busy yesterday to make the little guy happy, but I completely forgot to erase the hotel check-in record, it was too negligent.

The ancients said that beauty caused disasters, and it is true.

On the contrary, the melon-eaters standing aside were shocked by the amount of information in Yu Jingfeng's words.Nima!Rong's Hotel actually belongs to Yishen's family?Can this still be an otaku and have fun?

However, if you think about it carefully, Yishen's game ID "noteeasy (not easy)" and Weibo ID "Rongbuyi" seem to have something to do with the surname "Rong".

For a moment, the bosses in the room looked at Rong Yi with a little more subtlety.If this is really the young master of the famous Rong family, then this kind of life would be too ridiculous!The family is so rich, and they have to play the game so hard that they can't let people live!

Let people live, huh? !

Even the only one, couldn't help but glance sideways.

Bai Xiaoshu on the side didn't have any special concept about the so-called Rong family, but thought of the fact that Rong Yi had quietly moved out of the house in reality, so he comforted him a little, "Don't worry, brother, you will never be found out. ! The hamster will lend you good luck!"

"Yeah." Rong Yi couldn't help smiling, and stroked Bai Xiaoshu's soft hair.

Hei Qiuqiu looked at the intimate attitude of the two people who seemed to have known each other, couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, and suddenly laughed excitedly: "Hahaha, I seem to know who Yishen and Hamster are! It must be those two people, ahhhhhhh I accidentally found out a big secret hahahaha!"

Hei Qiuqiu ran up to Songyan's ear and whispered something, Songyan's face suddenly became strange, but he quickly accepted the fact.

This made the group scratch their heads and couldn't think of who was the most similar person yesterday, scratching their hearts and lungs.

"What is it like, Qiuqiu, make it clear that you won't kill him!"

"I won't tell you!" Hei Qiuqiu stuck out his tongue, turned his head and told Songyan, "You mustn't tell me either!"

Song Yan was helpless, but still agreed with a smile.

Bai Xiaoshu looked at the excited black ball, but didn't have the slightest memory about him, and said in a daze: "But I don't remember ever seeing someone who is more similar to you!"

Rong Yi looked at Bai Xiaoshu with a smile in his eyes.

At that time, because Hei Qiuqiu exclaimed a few words, he shyly hid in his arms the whole time. It would be strange if he could notice.