Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

The five of them got together and chatted for a while, then immediately started the game.And, at the suggestion of Jiang Shangmingyue, everyone entered the European and American servers together, determined to become international scammers.

For Bai Xiaoshu, this is his first time competing with foreigners, so he looks forward to it.

The game starts, and the team is teleported to the training camp at the harbor pier.

The chirping voices in my ears are no longer the familiar Chinese mother tongue, but replaced by unfamiliar foreign languages, of which English accounts for the majority, but occasionally I can hear a sentence or two of German and French.

A feeling of being in a different place brought Bai Xiaoshu a very novel experience, and there were really crooked nuts everywhere.

Crooked nuts, I don’t know if I can eat www.

Excited, Bai Xiaoshu ran up to Wai Nuo Ren, said "Hi" as a prank, and quickly ran away, interrupting others' conversations. There was a huge shock.

The whole team pretended not to know the captain's naughtiness.

After the assembly of the hundred paratroopers is completed, everyone enters the empty plane.Sure enough, someone on the public voice channel on the plane discussed Bai Xiaoshu's little milk voice just now.

Nai Meng's voice obviously aroused the curiosity and attention of a bunch of crooked nuts. After all, in foreign countries, "Beacon Fire Beacon" is a somewhat violent and bloody restricted game. You need to be 14 years old to register an account, and Bai Xiaoshu's voice obviously Still like a child's paper.

"It seems that a mischievous kid got in our game, and it seems that he stole the account of the adults."

"Hey, kid, can you hear what uncle is saying? Go and watch cartoons obediently, this game is not for you!"

"Hahaha, the kid who made trouble just now, please say something, the voice is so cute, I will jump to the airport later, my brothers will take you to play!"

Rong Yi and the others wanted to laugh when they heard this, and looked at Bai Xiaoshu who was sitting beside him with a dazed expression, and decided not to tell him the cruel news.

However, although Bai Xiaoshu didn't learn English very well, he could still understand some simple conversations. From individual words, he could vaguely feel that everyone was underestimating him, and seriously underestimated his age.

Bai Xiaoshu was so angry that his cheeks puffed up for a moment, and he argued through the voice channel: "I am powerful, I am powerful (I am, I am powerful)."

Although he speaks a standard Cockney English, it still has a soft milky smell.

For such an unconvincing rebuttal, not only did everyone not believe it, they even laughed out loud, agreeing that Bai Xiaoshu was an impatient brat.

"Kids, return to your mother's arms to drink milk obediently, or the brothers will finish you off, so don't cry."

Bai Xiaoshu was very unhappy when he heard the words, and said angrily: "I will kill you to the bum, and I will be the one who eats the chicken in the end!"

After finishing speaking, before everyone could laugh, Bai Xiaoshu jumped off the plane according to the coordinates marked by Rong Yi on the map, and complained aggrievedly to several teammates at the same time.

"You didn't speak for me just now, I'm obviously an adult."

Rong Yi laughed unkindly, "Hey, don't be angry, we will use our strength to beat them later."

Bai Xiaoshu pursed her mouth and hummed twice noncommittally.

However, no one could have imagined that in such an informal entertainment game, Bai Xiaoshu and his team would meet the famous Italian team Bullet.

Ebner, the captain of the Bullet team, and his players just wanted to relax, so they started such an entertainment game, but who would have thought that the matching system was not prepared to give them any chance to relax.

The blond and blue-eyed handsome Captain Ebner was lazily leaning on the chair in the club's training room, tapping the keyboard with his fingers carelessly.

In this game, he and his teammates used the keyboard side, the most classic keyboard operation mode is much easier than the immersive holographic mode.

While relaxing, they also launched a live broadcast on the hottest live broadcast platform in Europe except Italy.

The club where the Bullet team is located has signed a hard contract with this European live broadcast platform. All members of their star team need to take turns to broadcast live on the live broadcast platform for a certain period of time every month.

However, it is now approaching the end of the month, and they still have more than half of their live broadcast time to hand over.So if they want to relax, they can only choose to play games.

However, since it was a relaxing time, and it was an entertainment game broadcast live to the audience, it was naturally not as serious as usual. A few teammates joked together and talked about almost everything.

They were the ones who were teasing Bai Xiaoshu's crooked nuts on the plane's public channel just now.

Brian, who is usually unruly, reported to his captain Ebner after getting off the plane, and applied to leave the team with a smile, trying to become a lone ranger, and went to find the grandma who had just impressed him on the plane. Sound kid.

"Captain, I'm going to the airport alone, I'm going to meet that arrogant brat just now."

Ebner glanced at Brian who was sitting next to him smiling, nodded indifferently, and said casually: "Okay, don't bully me so hard."

Brian agreed, and then yelled on the World Channel through a small speaker, verbally bullying: "Hey, that milk-sounding brat just now, my brother is waiting for you in the T building of the airport, let him teach you how to do it." An obedient boy hahahahahaha."

Brian's arrogant and dissolute laughter was heard on the entire channel, so Bai Xiaoshu and his party would naturally not miss it. What's more coincident is that the landing point that Bai Xiaoshu and the others had set was the airport.

Moreover, there is only a green belt between the T-building where Brian is located and Bai Xiaoshu.

Bai Xiaoshu, who was underestimated, was so angry, her cheeks puffed up like a puffer fish, she decisively turned on the small speaker and shouted in English: "Damn it, I'm just downstairs from you, believe it or not, I shot you in the head with a 98k !"

The team leader was being molested, Rong Yi and the others, as team members, were naturally not to be outdone.

Rong Yi defended on the World Channel with a low-mellow voice and a pure and fluent London accent: "If you want to bully the captain of my family, have you obtained permission?"

Ebner didn't want to speak at first, but when he heard the slightly familiar tone and the authentic British intonation with a hint of beating, he immediately thought of a certain big devil in Asia, so he spoke in a moment of unhappiness.

"I approved it, do you have any comments?"

Hearing these arrogant and provocative words, Rong Yi couldn't help raising his eyebrows slightly.

The big show on the World Channel made many melon-eating players rush towards the airport, and many self-proclaimed freelance players also joined the big show. For a while, boxes were piled up near the T-building of the airport .

A steady stream of people came to send their heads and equipment, and the two teams of Bai Xiaoshu and Ebner almost didn't need to go out to look for them, they only needed to stay in place and kill everyone.

The audience in the live broadcast rooms on both sides were stunned by this unilateral massacre.Every time Ebner and the others shot and killed a person, within a few seconds, a victory message like [Master Hamster used a 98k sniper rifle to kill a passer-by] would scroll on the top of the screen.

The information is constantly refreshed, and the killer is always a member of the Bullet team or the Tianxuan team.

"666666, both teams are awesome, and the opponent is definitely a professional boss."

"Ahhh, I haven't passed the fourth level of English, and I feel that I can't keep up with the language level of the bosses! Can anyone translate for me what was said on the World Channel, Yishen and the others are so bombarded with English! This This is the real strength of online deception!"

"Of the 100 people in the whole world, nearly half were killed by the hamsters and the crooked nuts in the T-building. It's like a competition who kills the most! The cute hamster is showing his power, I don't know those crooked people who underestimate us Has Guo Ren been abused to the point of doubting her life hahaha!"

"They are the only ones who support the team leader hahaha, the goddess of the moon will never lose her mouth, hahaha, the English version is more poisonous than the mother tongue hahahaha!"

Compared with the barrage on Bai Xiaoshu and Rong Yi's side, the audience on Ebner's live broadcast room obviously cared more about who Bai Xiaoshu and his party were. When did such a little-known perverted kid appear in Europe?

Such a child with such a milky voice has made a group of foreigners scratch their hearts and lungs with curiosity.

But Ebner and the others recognized the famous letter ID "noteasy" through the scrolling subtitles above their heads long after Rong Yi killed the enemy. The selection team is well-deserved of its reputation, and it is indeed the team that Asia Yishen belongs to.

When there are only the last 20 people left on the field, the voice will be turned on on the world channel.

Ebner bluntly revealed Rong Yi's identity, which attracted the amazement of countless people in the live broadcast room.

"Asia Yishen, I didn't expect that we would meet here. That kid with a milk voice should be your mysterious and cute new captain. It is indeed the team with the highest points in the Central China District Ladder Tournament. It is indeed worthy of meeting today. It is the team you Yishen joined, and it does have some strength."

Rong Yi smiled, at this point in the game, he naturally knew the identities of Ebner and the others. After all, such familiar IDs were always scrolling above his head, and it was impossible not to recognize them.

However, since it is an international scam, it is natural to beat him to death and refuse to admit it.

Yu Jingfeng took the conversation neatly, and replied fluently in English: "Who are you talking about? What is the Tianxuan team? We have never heard of it. Did you recognize the wrong person? Although we use Chinese characters as IDs, we But a genuine Londoner from England. The ID is a fake, do you know that!"

Bai Xiaoshu also hurriedly answered, and the little milk with a London accent was very cute: "Yes, yes, I am not a hamster!"

Ebner's face was full of black lines. I'm afraid he was fooling a fool. He couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth and said directly in Chinese: "I'm Aibo, the captain of the Italian Bullet team, and I have a master's degree in Chinese from the University of Nabologna."

If these few square characters can't be distinguished, he may have spent all these years studying in vain.

The only one who had been silent all this time couldn't help but laugh out loud at this moment.

Bai Xiaoshu, on the other hand, was startled by Ebner's authentic Beijing accent, stared at Rong Yi with rounded eyes, and asked in surprise, "Brother, is this person just pretending to be a crook? Ren's internet scam?"

When Yu Jingfeng heard this, he couldn't pretend to laugh for a moment.

As a jet-lag party, Jiang Shangmingyue knew more about European and American teams than domestic teams.As for a star-level handsome team like Ebner, she would never miss it.

Ebner's handsome face that fascinates thousands of chicken-eating girls, coupled with his outstanding game skills, is a proper male god!

Seeing that she couldn't hold back anymore, Jiang Shangmingyue simply admitted her identity very frankly, and her intention to hook up with the handsome guy was already revealed.

"We are indeed the chosen team. Maybe we can add a friend after the game is over."

The bright moon on the river is as gentle as water, and one can tell that she is a beautiful and charming oriental woman.The change in attitude, however, left teammates shuddering.

Nima!Who is this woman! ?

Hearing the girl's voice, Brett, who sat next to Ebner and boasted of being unrestrained and romantic, immediately sat up straight, as if a radar had detected a treasure, his spirit was shocked and his face was radiant.

For a moment, it seemed that the Italian's flirtatious and sweet-talking talent was activated.

Brett confessed to the microphone with a look on his face: "Oh, this beautiful lady, your voice flows into my heart meanderingly like the slowly flowing clear water of the Rhine. So I don’t know what words to use to praise your beauty, I think, being able to meet you is the best gift I have received in this life..."

Everyone: "..."