Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]
Chapter 14 I am an Ostrich Mouse
Yu Jingfeng never thought that angels really exist in this world!
After returning to his apartment, Yu Jingfeng couldn't wait to call Rong Yi, but his buddy who looked like a plastic flower directly dragged him into the blacklist.
Yu Jingfeng had no choice but to put down his phone, looked down at the design draft on his desk, and for a moment became more determined to find the boy just now.
Yu Jingfeng stretched out his hand and grasped the moon hanging high outside the floor-to-ceiling window, his eyes were filled with the brilliance of what must be won.
Bai Xiaoshu, who had no idea that she was being targeted, lay on the small bed and had a good night's sleep.
The next day, early in the morning.
Before getting up, Rong Yi was harassed by his buddies again. Rong Yi wished he could have a shotgun in his hand, so that he could send Yu Jingfeng to heaven with one shot.
Rong Yi sat up from the bed unbearably, and answered the WeChat call angrily.He swore that when he blocked a person in the future, he would block all his social accounts.
"Why! Are you courting death?"
For the sake of the angel in his heart, Yu Jingfeng was completely unafraid of rape, "I brought you breakfast, open the door for me!"
"Why don't you die." Rong Yi cursed violently, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed, remotely opened the electronic lock of the downstairs door, and opened the door of his own apartment by the way.
Within a few minutes, Yu Jingfeng happily came up with breakfast.
However, what greeted him was a kick.
"Hold the grass! Dude, why don't you be so ruthless!"
Yu Jingfeng was almost kicked by Rong Yi and fell to the ground. While supporting his old waist, he had to be careful not to spill the porridge in the breakfast.
Rong Yi looked at Yu Jingfeng indifferently, took the breakfast with no expression on his face, and said without any sympathy: "If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, don't even think about walking out of this door."
At this moment, Yu Jingfeng realized that someone might have been woken up by him.
Thinking of the terrible waking up for a moment, I couldn't help swallowing, and then immediately cried out spinelessly: "Brother! Brother! I was wrong! I shouldn't have disturbed your sleep, I apologize to you!"
Rong Yi let out a cold snort, then walked into the bathroom on his own.
Yu Jingfeng looked at Rong Yi's back, feeling extremely annoyed, fidgeting on the sofa thinking about how to calm down his anger.
Talking about Rong Yi's aura of waking up, what immediately flashed in Yu Jingfeng's mind was the three months when he was in bed with a broken bone.He's wrong, he can't afford to provoke, he really can't afford to provoke QAQ.
Demon King, spare the little one!
Upstairs, Bai Xiaoshu also got up, rubbed his eyes in a daze, then rolled off the cot, and stretched comfortably with his short legs.
Then, Bai Xiaoshu slid to the ground along the small rope at the corner of the cabinet, and smoothly transformed into a boy.
Wearing only a small fur skirt around her waist, she walked around the house with big flares.
Finally standing in front of the sink in the bathroom, Bai Xiaoshu used his right hand to get the toothbrush habitually, but when he saw his wrist, his eyes suddenly widened. The small necklace that should have been on the wrist was gone! !
In the past few days, Bai Xiaoshu has increasingly discovered the convenience of becoming a human being. When she washes and brushes her teeth at home, she will temporarily become a human being for a while.If there are too many changes, negligence will inevitably occur, such as forgetting to bring the small necklace knitted by his grandma to his wrist.
Bai Xiaoshu didn't care about brushing his teeth anymore, and hurried back to the small cabinet he had just turned into a human to look around, but unfortunately his small necklace seemed to have evaporated from the world.
Bai Xiaoshu became anxious for a moment, and searched around at home, and finally saw the small necklace hanging on the clothes hanging downstairs on the balcony.
Bai Xiaoshu suddenly remembered the cause and effect.
The day before yesterday, he used the washing machine to wash the clothes he wore when he was a human being, and then he changed into a human being a little while drying the clothes.So... He actually forgot the small necklace for two days.
_(:з」∠)_
While self-reflecting on his negligence, Bai Xiaoshu was also racking his brains to think about how to get the small necklace back.
After taking a shower, Rong Yi realized that he had forgotten to take a change of clothes. He usually went back to the bedroom naked with a towel on after taking a shower, and he didn't think about taking clothes at all.
Actually...it's okay to go out in a bath towel now, but the existence of Yu Jingfeng makes Rong Yi have to be vigilant.
If he went out wearing a towel, Yu Jingfeng, that perverted psychopath, would probably set up his camera professionally to take pictures of him.
So, what is this bastard doing here so early in the morning!
Rong Yi thought extremely violently, and then called the bastard in the living room to go to the balcony to help him collect his clothes.
Bai Xiaoshu just watched helplessly as his little necklace disappeared from his field of vision along with the hanger.
QAQ give me back my necklace!Bastard! !
Yu Jingfeng, who was shouted to collect his clothes, breathed a sigh of relief quietly, and he was still able to ask him to work, which proved that Rong Yi had not yet entered the stage of complete rage.
After going on and on like this, Rong Yi's anger almost dissipated when he woke up. He sat at the dining table and ate the free breakfast brought by Yu Jingfeng, and then asked, "What were you doing last night and this morning?"
Speaking of this, Yu Jingfeng couldn't help getting excited, and said excitedly: "Actually, I just want to ask you if you know someone, when I went back yesterday, I accidentally saw an angel.
That perfect face and temperament, the innocent eyes like a deer, just looking at the back, I can know the slender and well-proportioned body under the clothes..."
Rong Yi's veins popped up when he heard this perverted description.
"Stop talking nonsense! Talk about your purpose!"
In pursuit of beauty, Yu Jingfeng shouted without fear or hesitation.
"I want to dress him in nice clothes and take nice pictures!"
"You pervert, get lost!"
Yu Jingfeng grabbed the sofa in a hurry to prevent Rong Yi from dragging him out, looking determined to the end.
"Brother, have you seen it, or I'll go to apartment buildings one by one. Brother, I can guarantee that you will definitely have an impression after seeing that kind of young man who is ignorant of the world, ignorant and innocent like an angel."
Listening to Yu Jingfeng's description again, the face of the little guy upstairs flashed subconsciously in Rong Yi's mind, but then he firmly shook his head at Yu Jingfeng, talking nonsense with his eyes open.
"Then you can rest assured that the person you mentioned will never live in my building."
"Are you sure?" Yu Jingfeng couldn't help but stared suspiciously.
Rong Yi nodded frankly, and looked at him righteously. Within three seconds, Yu Jingfeng was the first to lose.
That being the case, Yu Jingfeng didn't hold on to the sofa anymore, he stood up neatly to straighten his image, patted his pants and said, "Since you say that, then I won't bother you, I'm going to go to the next building for a short stay." .”
Hearing this, Rong Yi's face was full of black lines, and he warned: "I will be arrested by the security later, I will not help!"
Yu Jingfeng waved his hand proudly, not taking away a cloud.
After seeing off some annoying person, Rong Yi relaxed and leaned back on the sofa, looking at the ceiling above, he couldn't help but think of Bai Xiaoshu's cowardly and cute performance in the elevator last time when he made him run away.
Just thinking about it for a while, Rong Yi couldn't help laughing lowly, such a silly kid, it's better not to let that bastard Yu Jingfeng make a fuss.
At this moment, the silly kid Rong Yi was talking about was in the form of a hamster, humming and crawling down the pipe outside the building, and then squeezed into the kitchen of his house through the crack of the window.
The first step for Bai Xiaoshu to enter the kitchen was to find a cover, and quickly ran to the back of the soy sauce bottle with a coquettish position, and then carefully probed to investigate.
The clean and tidy kitchen has no trace of having made breakfast yet. When Bai Xiaoshu saw this, he immediately had a genius plan in his mind.
Waiting for the big tiger to come in to cook, he would sneak out to look for the little necklace in a fair manner, wouldn't it be a pleasure! ?
Bai Xiaoshu gave himself a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart, then quickly ran to the kitchen door with his calves, carefully studied the best way in and out, and finally chose to hide in the rice vat temporarily, waiting for an opportunity.
Why choose rice tank?First of all, the rice vat and the kitchen door form the shortest distance in a straight line, which is easy to escape; secondly, the rice vat comes with a translucent lightweight plastic cover, which has a perfect concealment effect.
The most important thing is that Big Tiger never eats rice for breakfast. From the above, Bai Xiaoshu feels that there is simply no place safer and faster than a rice tank.
Bai Xiaoshu, who was hiding in the rice vat, vigilantly pricked up her small ears, always paying attention to the movement outside.As soon as the big tiger entered the kitchen, he would take advantage of his unpreparedness and flee immediately.
And Rong Yi, who had already had breakfast, was stepping barefoot on the living room carpet, sweating profusely while holding the fitness equipment.
Bai Xiaoshu hid in the dark and narrow rice vat, and waited for a long time but no one came in.He has no concept of time, but because he didn't eat breakfast, his stomach growled with hunger.
The hungry and deflated little hamster didn't have the heart to focus on the movement outside, so he picked up the fat and plump rice grains in the rice jar according to local conditions, and gnawed them.
...Well, although I don't like the taste very much, it is just right for teeth grinding.
When Bai Xiaoshu felt his mouth dry after gnawing on it, there was finally movement outside.Bai Xiaoshu hurriedly ate the half grain of rice left in his paw, and then leaned against the wall of the rice vat and listened carefully.
One step, two steps... The sound of footsteps getting closer, Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help swallowing nervously.
Yes, take three more steps forward, two steps, very good, if you take one more step, your back will be facing me.
Bai Xiaoshu felt that victory was in sight, however, the visitor stopped at the penultimate step, turned around and approached in his direction.
Bai Xiaoshu burst into tears all of a sudden, Brother Tiger, why don't you play your cards according to the routine!That's not how the script plays out, wow!
It was time to make lunch, and Rong Yi picked up the small rice washing basin next to the rice vat as usual, and then lifted the lid of the rice vat neatly.
A dramatic encounter that was both impressive and serendipitous - stare and stare.
The scene froze for a few seconds, and Rong Yi reacted instantly, and pressed the cover back cleanly with the hand speed of a professional e-sports player.
Pressing the lid of the rice jar tightly with his hands, Rong Yi took a deep breath, then squatted down carefully.
Then, Rong Yi moved the cover vigilantly and slowly, and saw a soft white hamster struggling to bury its upper body in the rice, leaving only its round buttocks and short legs exposed , seems to think that this way can escape capture.
Rong Yi: "..." Do I look blind?
After returning to his apartment, Yu Jingfeng couldn't wait to call Rong Yi, but his buddy who looked like a plastic flower directly dragged him into the blacklist.
Yu Jingfeng had no choice but to put down his phone, looked down at the design draft on his desk, and for a moment became more determined to find the boy just now.
Yu Jingfeng stretched out his hand and grasped the moon hanging high outside the floor-to-ceiling window, his eyes were filled with the brilliance of what must be won.
Bai Xiaoshu, who had no idea that she was being targeted, lay on the small bed and had a good night's sleep.
The next day, early in the morning.
Before getting up, Rong Yi was harassed by his buddies again. Rong Yi wished he could have a shotgun in his hand, so that he could send Yu Jingfeng to heaven with one shot.
Rong Yi sat up from the bed unbearably, and answered the WeChat call angrily.He swore that when he blocked a person in the future, he would block all his social accounts.
"Why! Are you courting death?"
For the sake of the angel in his heart, Yu Jingfeng was completely unafraid of rape, "I brought you breakfast, open the door for me!"
"Why don't you die." Rong Yi cursed violently, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed, remotely opened the electronic lock of the downstairs door, and opened the door of his own apartment by the way.
Within a few minutes, Yu Jingfeng happily came up with breakfast.
However, what greeted him was a kick.
"Hold the grass! Dude, why don't you be so ruthless!"
Yu Jingfeng was almost kicked by Rong Yi and fell to the ground. While supporting his old waist, he had to be careful not to spill the porridge in the breakfast.
Rong Yi looked at Yu Jingfeng indifferently, took the breakfast with no expression on his face, and said without any sympathy: "If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, don't even think about walking out of this door."
At this moment, Yu Jingfeng realized that someone might have been woken up by him.
Thinking of the terrible waking up for a moment, I couldn't help swallowing, and then immediately cried out spinelessly: "Brother! Brother! I was wrong! I shouldn't have disturbed your sleep, I apologize to you!"
Rong Yi let out a cold snort, then walked into the bathroom on his own.
Yu Jingfeng looked at Rong Yi's back, feeling extremely annoyed, fidgeting on the sofa thinking about how to calm down his anger.
Talking about Rong Yi's aura of waking up, what immediately flashed in Yu Jingfeng's mind was the three months when he was in bed with a broken bone.He's wrong, he can't afford to provoke, he really can't afford to provoke QAQ.
Demon King, spare the little one!
Upstairs, Bai Xiaoshu also got up, rubbed his eyes in a daze, then rolled off the cot, and stretched comfortably with his short legs.
Then, Bai Xiaoshu slid to the ground along the small rope at the corner of the cabinet, and smoothly transformed into a boy.
Wearing only a small fur skirt around her waist, she walked around the house with big flares.
Finally standing in front of the sink in the bathroom, Bai Xiaoshu used his right hand to get the toothbrush habitually, but when he saw his wrist, his eyes suddenly widened. The small necklace that should have been on the wrist was gone! !
In the past few days, Bai Xiaoshu has increasingly discovered the convenience of becoming a human being. When she washes and brushes her teeth at home, she will temporarily become a human being for a while.If there are too many changes, negligence will inevitably occur, such as forgetting to bring the small necklace knitted by his grandma to his wrist.
Bai Xiaoshu didn't care about brushing his teeth anymore, and hurried back to the small cabinet he had just turned into a human to look around, but unfortunately his small necklace seemed to have evaporated from the world.
Bai Xiaoshu became anxious for a moment, and searched around at home, and finally saw the small necklace hanging on the clothes hanging downstairs on the balcony.
Bai Xiaoshu suddenly remembered the cause and effect.
The day before yesterday, he used the washing machine to wash the clothes he wore when he was a human being, and then he changed into a human being a little while drying the clothes.So... He actually forgot the small necklace for two days.
_(:з」∠)_
While self-reflecting on his negligence, Bai Xiaoshu was also racking his brains to think about how to get the small necklace back.
After taking a shower, Rong Yi realized that he had forgotten to take a change of clothes. He usually went back to the bedroom naked with a towel on after taking a shower, and he didn't think about taking clothes at all.
Actually...it's okay to go out in a bath towel now, but the existence of Yu Jingfeng makes Rong Yi have to be vigilant.
If he went out wearing a towel, Yu Jingfeng, that perverted psychopath, would probably set up his camera professionally to take pictures of him.
So, what is this bastard doing here so early in the morning!
Rong Yi thought extremely violently, and then called the bastard in the living room to go to the balcony to help him collect his clothes.
Bai Xiaoshu just watched helplessly as his little necklace disappeared from his field of vision along with the hanger.
QAQ give me back my necklace!Bastard! !
Yu Jingfeng, who was shouted to collect his clothes, breathed a sigh of relief quietly, and he was still able to ask him to work, which proved that Rong Yi had not yet entered the stage of complete rage.
After going on and on like this, Rong Yi's anger almost dissipated when he woke up. He sat at the dining table and ate the free breakfast brought by Yu Jingfeng, and then asked, "What were you doing last night and this morning?"
Speaking of this, Yu Jingfeng couldn't help getting excited, and said excitedly: "Actually, I just want to ask you if you know someone, when I went back yesterday, I accidentally saw an angel.
That perfect face and temperament, the innocent eyes like a deer, just looking at the back, I can know the slender and well-proportioned body under the clothes..."
Rong Yi's veins popped up when he heard this perverted description.
"Stop talking nonsense! Talk about your purpose!"
In pursuit of beauty, Yu Jingfeng shouted without fear or hesitation.
"I want to dress him in nice clothes and take nice pictures!"
"You pervert, get lost!"
Yu Jingfeng grabbed the sofa in a hurry to prevent Rong Yi from dragging him out, looking determined to the end.
"Brother, have you seen it, or I'll go to apartment buildings one by one. Brother, I can guarantee that you will definitely have an impression after seeing that kind of young man who is ignorant of the world, ignorant and innocent like an angel."
Listening to Yu Jingfeng's description again, the face of the little guy upstairs flashed subconsciously in Rong Yi's mind, but then he firmly shook his head at Yu Jingfeng, talking nonsense with his eyes open.
"Then you can rest assured that the person you mentioned will never live in my building."
"Are you sure?" Yu Jingfeng couldn't help but stared suspiciously.
Rong Yi nodded frankly, and looked at him righteously. Within three seconds, Yu Jingfeng was the first to lose.
That being the case, Yu Jingfeng didn't hold on to the sofa anymore, he stood up neatly to straighten his image, patted his pants and said, "Since you say that, then I won't bother you, I'm going to go to the next building for a short stay." .”
Hearing this, Rong Yi's face was full of black lines, and he warned: "I will be arrested by the security later, I will not help!"
Yu Jingfeng waved his hand proudly, not taking away a cloud.
After seeing off some annoying person, Rong Yi relaxed and leaned back on the sofa, looking at the ceiling above, he couldn't help but think of Bai Xiaoshu's cowardly and cute performance in the elevator last time when he made him run away.
Just thinking about it for a while, Rong Yi couldn't help laughing lowly, such a silly kid, it's better not to let that bastard Yu Jingfeng make a fuss.
At this moment, the silly kid Rong Yi was talking about was in the form of a hamster, humming and crawling down the pipe outside the building, and then squeezed into the kitchen of his house through the crack of the window.
The first step for Bai Xiaoshu to enter the kitchen was to find a cover, and quickly ran to the back of the soy sauce bottle with a coquettish position, and then carefully probed to investigate.
The clean and tidy kitchen has no trace of having made breakfast yet. When Bai Xiaoshu saw this, he immediately had a genius plan in his mind.
Waiting for the big tiger to come in to cook, he would sneak out to look for the little necklace in a fair manner, wouldn't it be a pleasure! ?
Bai Xiaoshu gave himself a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart, then quickly ran to the kitchen door with his calves, carefully studied the best way in and out, and finally chose to hide in the rice vat temporarily, waiting for an opportunity.
Why choose rice tank?First of all, the rice vat and the kitchen door form the shortest distance in a straight line, which is easy to escape; secondly, the rice vat comes with a translucent lightweight plastic cover, which has a perfect concealment effect.
The most important thing is that Big Tiger never eats rice for breakfast. From the above, Bai Xiaoshu feels that there is simply no place safer and faster than a rice tank.
Bai Xiaoshu, who was hiding in the rice vat, vigilantly pricked up her small ears, always paying attention to the movement outside.As soon as the big tiger entered the kitchen, he would take advantage of his unpreparedness and flee immediately.
And Rong Yi, who had already had breakfast, was stepping barefoot on the living room carpet, sweating profusely while holding the fitness equipment.
Bai Xiaoshu hid in the dark and narrow rice vat, and waited for a long time but no one came in.He has no concept of time, but because he didn't eat breakfast, his stomach growled with hunger.
The hungry and deflated little hamster didn't have the heart to focus on the movement outside, so he picked up the fat and plump rice grains in the rice jar according to local conditions, and gnawed them.
...Well, although I don't like the taste very much, it is just right for teeth grinding.
When Bai Xiaoshu felt his mouth dry after gnawing on it, there was finally movement outside.Bai Xiaoshu hurriedly ate the half grain of rice left in his paw, and then leaned against the wall of the rice vat and listened carefully.
One step, two steps... The sound of footsteps getting closer, Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help swallowing nervously.
Yes, take three more steps forward, two steps, very good, if you take one more step, your back will be facing me.
Bai Xiaoshu felt that victory was in sight, however, the visitor stopped at the penultimate step, turned around and approached in his direction.
Bai Xiaoshu burst into tears all of a sudden, Brother Tiger, why don't you play your cards according to the routine!That's not how the script plays out, wow!
It was time to make lunch, and Rong Yi picked up the small rice washing basin next to the rice vat as usual, and then lifted the lid of the rice vat neatly.
A dramatic encounter that was both impressive and serendipitous - stare and stare.
The scene froze for a few seconds, and Rong Yi reacted instantly, and pressed the cover back cleanly with the hand speed of a professional e-sports player.
Pressing the lid of the rice jar tightly with his hands, Rong Yi took a deep breath, then squatted down carefully.
Then, Rong Yi moved the cover vigilantly and slowly, and saw a soft white hamster struggling to bury its upper body in the rice, leaving only its round buttocks and short legs exposed , seems to think that this way can escape capture.
Rong Yi: "..." Do I look blind?
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