Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

The audience outside the court saw Bai Xiaoshu's series of lucky and outrageous maneuvers, and compared the scenes of other teams' miserable ruins, and immediately felt that the title of "Ouhuang" was worthy of the name.Bai Xiaoshu's behavior of silently showing off his wealth also made the audience's eyes red. When will they have such good luck.

Everyone gathered in the barren small villa where Yu Jingfeng was located. Rong Yi and others who arrived first took away all the supplies in the villa, but they were still so poor that people lost their desire to survive. , the pain in the egg is even more obvious.

Yu Jingfeng's eyes glowed with a gloomy green light, and he lured him maliciously, "Little Captain, why don't you give me your auspicious clothes. It is said that wearing auspicious clothes is actually not auspicious at all. People call them mourning clothes. Give me your auspicious clothes, and I will protect you for you." disaster!"

Bai Xiaoshu has seen through Yu Jingfeng's tricks recently, moved aside, and at the same time refused righteously: "Thank you Brother Zhiyu for your concern, but hamsters can't harm you without conscience, hamsters are lucky, and they are not afraid of mourning."

"No...you're afraid." Yu Jingfeng's heart was not dead, but he was finally slapped down by Jiang Yiyue.

Rong Yi glanced at the remaining number of people on the map. It has been a while since the start of the match, but the number has not dropped much. It is obvious that the rain has affected everyone's ability to move. The rain has not stopped, and some people don't want to come out. The house runs outside.Even if it's just a game, the real rain experience is really uncomfortable.

"I guess this time the circle will shrink to the city."

Yuan Wei narrowed his eyes to look at the rain outside, then took off the gray vest on his body and wrung out the water, and then put it back on his body, the feeling of wetness was reduced a lot.

"Fuck, is there such a showy operation?"

Yu Jingfeng and Rong Yi, who were also drenched, couldn't help but their glasses lit up, and they followed suit. A beautiful male strip show was staged in the small room, and Bai Xiaoshu's suit was waterproof, so when he was free, he immediately ran away. Going over to cover Jiang Yiyue's eyes, the voice of milk chirping is so cute.

"Sister Mingyue can't watch boys take off their clothes, don't look at evil, don't look at evil!"

Waiting for Jiang Yiyue to push away Bai Xiaoshu's hand, looking at the men who had quickly put their clothes back on, he couldn't help but rubbed Bai Xiaoshu's face with unrequited sadness, "You made my sister miss a [-] million."

Hearing this, Yu Jingfeng looked at Jiang Yiyue, and suggested with a considerate and honest gentleman: "Would you like to take off your clothes and squeeze the water, we will never peek."

"No, I refuse." Jiang Yiyue's face turned cold, and she spoke righteously, "I have doubts about your credibility."

"Ah, don't refuse, what a rainy day, a room full of men and women, the most suitable..." Yu Jingfeng sighed with regret: "Besides, it's the image of the system anyway, and the figure is not as good as yours!"

Jiang Yiyue blushed suddenly, and roared in shame and annoyance: "Shut up!"

Rong Yi covered Bai Xiaoshu's ears early, but it was of no use at all. He heard what he should hear. Bai Xiaoshu covered his mouth with his small hands, and his soft, waxy voice was full of a sense of cuteness that had never been seen before.

"Hey hey hey, big brother Zhiyu and big sister Mingyue are having an affair!"

Everyone: "..." Our team leader is no longer as pure as before.

At this time, Yu Jingfeng couldn't help but stepped forward and strangled Rong Yi's neck, threatening: "Tell me! Why is the team leader stained with the intrinsic color of bananas?"

Rong Yi stared blankly at the sky: "..." It was only after he and Bai Xiaoshu were indescribable that he realized that his son could learn so much play without a teacher, and his learning ability made him feel ashamed.

Yuan Wei glanced at Rong Yi meaningfully, and then said quietly, "Congratulations."

Rong Yi: "..." Dude, the friendship between us number one is gone.

Yu Jingfeng got the deep meaning in Yuan Wei's words in an instant, let go of Rong Yi's neck, and said with a slightly smirk: "So that's the case. Let me think about it. Uncle She must have heard it outside now."

Rong Yi suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck.

will be cut. —a trembling prophecy from the soul.

At this moment, the audience outside the arena was already amused by this short shocking scene, and She Qingyi did pay attention to the dynamics of their game, and was deeply saddened by Rong Yi's behavior that he couldn't hold back in the end. You can faintly feel the depressed gnashing of teeth from his words.

"Hahahaha public strip show, no more, report it!"

"So many adulterous affairs broke out in an instant, my CP party is satisfied hahahahaha!"

"Yi Shen and Captain Hamster must be indescribable, and there are indeed traces of the little captain's recent filth!"

"Congratulations 9999! This wave of dog food is enough for me to eat, hehehehe!"

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After paddling in the house until the circle shrinks, Bai Xiaoshu and his party finally come out of the house, driving the car and preparing to run towards the housing area inside the circle.Listening to the sound of the rain through the rain curtain, the ability to judge the enemy's tracks was greatly reduced. In order to avoid the car being blown up when entering the city, Bai Xiaoshu and his party abandoned the car and walked not far outside the city.

Bai Xiaoshu looked at Rong Yi and the others' poor and poor appearances, and couldn't help but worry and said: "You guys are really poor, maybe a hamster can't carry it!"

"..." Believe it or not, I'll pick you up right now!

Rong Yi and the others were about to go to the city to search for equipment and make a delivery. Seeing that Bai Xiaoshu was wearing an auspicious suit that looked like a moving target in the city, he threw it away decisively, "Boy, you should be a left-behind child in the mountains. Everyone takes good care of you!"

Bai Xiaoshu: QAQ

The poor Bai Xiaoshu did not get a teammate to accompany him. He could only hide in the mountains and watch the team members heading towards the city not far away. He was lonely, bored and cold. He could only touch the [-]x mirror given to him by his only big brother. Little heart Only then will I feel a little bit better.

His teammates went to the city to be bandits, and Bai Xiaoshu was a lurking sniper in the mountains. Once he saw people crowded in the house, he would shoot them away with a headshot. The strongest sniper gun, AWM, can destroy all helmets with one shot. Bulletproof can be broken by two shots.The so-called nothing can not be solved by a shuttle Magnum.

"Big brother, this round of hamsters can really take you away!" Bai Xiaoshu was lying on the mountain with a gun in his arms, and the auspicious suit became the best shelter, and the number of murders was as if he was cheating.

Feeling Bai Xiaoshu's brilliant achievements, Rong Yi and the others were quite relieved. After the whole body was fully equipped, they stayed in a small room and started their retirement life, resolutely not going out in the rain.

"The cub has grown up, and the fathers are very pleased. This country is entrusted to you."

Bai Xiaoshu: "..." The double eyelids of the hamster "==" Do you want to feel it.

The audience outside the stadium burst into laughter when they saw this scene, and directly drew up eye-catching headlines, #少年小少年在自己力护全家庭#, #小少年在OUTside bleed and sweat, and the old fathers eat and drink spicy food at home , Is this the loss of morality, or the annihilation of human nature! #

Bai Xiaoshu, who was abandoned outside, killed the enemy with a "poor chirp", and ran away after the fight, resolutely not giving the enemy a chance to find him. However, unexpected events happened, and Bai Xiaoshu was kidnapped.

Magnum is not a panacea either, as Magnum is non-renewable.

"Big brother, the hamster has no bullets, the hamster was kidnapped by a wild man QAQ"

Bai Xiaoshu huddled cowardly in the crevices of the rocks, surrounded by big men carrying guns, wearing a green auspicious suit, giving people a sense of cuteness like grass balls.

"Honestly tell me which team is it?!"

One of the enemy soldiers asked fiercely in English, which made Bai Xiaoshu tremble three times in fright.

Then a person spoke directly and said, "What are you talking about, just kill him and strip him naked."

Bai Xiaoshu: QAQ No!

At this time, a leader came out from the back. He was dressed in Armani all over his body, and he looked very rich. "Don't kill him, he should be a chosen person in this neighborhood. It just so happens that this guy has no bullets on him, so he is not enough."

"Don't kill me, hamsters are afraid of pain, hamsters will be obedient."

When Bai Xiaoshu heard what the leading man said, he immediately embraced the other man's thigh, and if he lived a second longer, it was a profit, and the big brothers would definitely come to rescue him.

Hearing Bai Xiaoshu's recognizable voice, several men were taken aback.

"I didn't expect to find a treasure. It turned out to be the team leader of the Tianxuan family!"

Lei Ao was also a little surprised, and without much delay, he asked the team members to quickly hold Bai Xiaoshu to find a place that was easy to defend and difficult to attack. The other members of the Tianxuan team have not yet popped up the death message in the kill announcement, presumably Soon they will come to rescue their team leader.

Leo is also a little excited to be able to compete head-on with the strongest Tianxuan team in Asia.

Listening to the conversation between them, Bai Xiaoshu also knew the identities of these people. She stared at Leo's direction with her big barking eyes, and her intuition told him that the other party was not the violent person mentioned in the news. .

However, before Bai Xiaoshu could look enough, a black object covered his head, and the world was plunged into darkness, only the sound of rain and chaotic footsteps around him could be heard by his ears.

"Is it dark!?"

Hearing Bai Xiaoshu's soft voice, Lei Ao immediately thought of his little brother, and couldn't help softening his heart, "Try it, it really isn't wrong, this game has been played so far, probably it's the first time to kidnap a prisoner."

From Lei Ao's perspective, Bai Xiaoshu's head was covered by a black T-shirt. No one had ever thought of using a T-shirt like this before.It seems that if you want to surrender in the future, you may also be able to use a white T-shirt on the barrel of the gun. Countless spectators once again opened up a new way to play the game.

"Big brother, the blind hamster is now a useless hamster!"

Bai Xiaoshu frustratingly informed Rong Yi and his party that if he could see, as long as he reported the enemy's position, Rong Yi and the others would be able to capture here, but now he couldn't see, and the sound of rain still blurred his ears to judge the position. Ability.

Rong Yi and the others were rushing towards Bai Xiaoshu's direction at this time, and they never expected that today's game would be so exciting, the captain was tied up if they didn't pay attention!

"Heaven's Chosen, your captain is in our hands, hurry up and catch him!"