Journey Through the World

The penguins who went out to look for food finally came back, but unfortunately only part of them came back.

The penguin brother didn't show up. M, who had been looking forward to it for a long time, looked at the returning penguins, and suddenly felt sad. The little penguin under him was still hungry, and M's physical strength had reached its limit.

At this time, many big penguins will choose to abandon their children. If they don't abandon them, they may even lose their own lives. The penguins who stay behind must set off to find food. M didn't give up on this little penguin, he still stood there, looking into the distance, won't that guy come back?

After waiting for another day, M was pleasantly surprised to see another small group of penguins came back, and his penguin brother was among them.Although the penguin brother is weak, he insists on doing many things that even the strong penguins cannot do.That kind of joy and pride filled M's heart, he wished he could hug Brother Penguin, but his wings were too short.

This time, m and the penguin brother finally raised the stolen little penguin.The breeding season is over, and the flock of birds is about to migrate. This time, the penguin brother will never leave m. He follows m behind every day, for fear that m will sneak away again. Then I had to admit it.

The following year, the two penguins once again returned to the mating gathering point.

Brother Penguin has not given up on his great ambition to lay eggs, and has been pushing down frequently and making love frequently for another year. Unfortunately, the dream is full, the reality is the backbone, and there is still no egg.

This year, two penguins who frequently love each other once again aroused the ideas of Antarctic expedition experts.

"These two penguins are so weird, I have to take a closer look anyway."

The experts manipulated the snow camera to get close to the penguins. When M saw the remote-control electronic camera disguised as a snowball walking in front of him, he immediately got a black line. .What made the penguins speechless the most was that the camera stopped moving in front of them, and honestly began to disguise the snowball.

So after the mating season passed, m and his penguin brother appeared on the TV screen.

Animal World explained this pair of strange male penguins: "They are a pair of gay penguins, very affectionate, eating and sleeping together, almost inseparable. At first we were curious about the frequent mating behavior of this pair of penguins, and we found out that it turned out to be a close observation. They are all male penguins. It is a pity that even if they mate countless times, they cannot produce offspring. Just as we were sad for the two penguins who loved each other but suffered from having no children, something surprised us happened. One of the penguins They even blatantly stole their neighbor’s children, and raised them dutifully until they brought up the little penguins. What surprised us even more is that after several years of observation, the penguin couple Every year during the mating season, an egg is stolen and the stolen child is hatched."

Finally, the host commented on the two male penguins: "Although it is wrong to steal other people's children, this is still a happy love story, isn't it?"

M felt that his penguin consciousness was gradually disappearing, and his human consciousness was gradually recovering.

When picking up the integrity that has been dropped all over the floor, M has a sense of sadness that he can't face life again.

What kind of god did this offend!There is no such thing as playing with people, even if you have a erotic dream, you will not dream of becoming a penguin, and then doing something with the penguin.And what is the blissful feeling when the penguin brother is behind him?Sure enough, human beings don't understand the world of penguins. Sure enough, it's all because of becoming a penguin and lowering IQ. I'm not crazy, M, you must hold on!

At this time, the mechanical sound of the game system came.

[Antarctica game clearance, 500 game coins reward, 10 successful family inheritance, 1000 game coins reward for overfulfilling tasks, players have 1500 game coins]

The fat round little man reappeared.

【Start the game, please choose your place of birth: Asia, Europe, North America, South America, Africa, Oceania, Antarctica】

Although M, who has a foreign and xenophobic plot, really wants to choose North America and go to the United States.But considering that developed countries need 5000 game coins, it is simply a pipe dream at present.But Wow Kaka, 1000 is not a lot, at least you can go back to the Celestial Dynasty.

"The Celestial Dynasty."

[Please select gender: male, female]

M hesitated. Being a woman is better than being a man, at least the average age is longer than men.

"Female."

[Women are paid options, need to pay game currency 5000]

"...Okay, man." ==

[Men are free options, no need to pay game currency.Please choose your appearance: Gao Zhishuai, short and clumsy]

"...Gao Zhishuai, shit, I want game coins again!"

【Gao Zhishuai is a paid option, you need to pay 5000 game currency】

"Bastard! You can only choose short and stupid, choose a hairy!"

[Du Ben Ruo is a free option, no need to pay game currency.Please select a family: beggar, poor, commoner, middle household, rich household, wealthy household, super wealthy household]

"In order not to discourage enthusiasm, you first tell me how much the civilians want."

[Civilian is a payment option, you need to pay 5000 game currency]

"Civilians who spend so much money, you can do it yourself! What about the poor?" ==

[The poor are paid options, you need to pay 500 game currency]

"Your sister! The poor want money, they are crazy about money! Are beggars free?"

[Beggars are paid options, you need to pay 100 game coins]

In fact, M has been frustrated and bowed for a long time. It turns out that only being a penguin is free. Tianchao, Tianchao, I am sorry for you.It turns out that I despise the motherland that I despise. I have been a penguin for two lifetimes, and the game coins I got in exchange are not enough to be a poor here. Forgive me for worshiping foreigners in the past. If you give me another chance, I will never leave you forever!

Can we only go to Beibang and Mongolia?

But the leader of Beibang exploits the people, or else he would be so slender from hunger all over the country, and only he eats fat heads, big ears, white and tender.What if the exploited starve to death after reincarnation?I heard that when the father of the leader of Beibang, Jin Xcheng, died, the Chinese people who went to Beibang for business were pointed at guns and forced to cry.If you are not careful, you will be labeled as an imperialist, and then you will be arrested, jailed and shot.

As for Mongolia, a country that has not been heard of much, it is better not to choose it casually.

M turned his attention to the country where the initial game currency is only 200.

I heard that Indian sisters are very beautiful, and if you like them, you can go to them casually. Sexual harassment and other small things, even if it is a sexual assault, there is no problem. Even if someone is killed, this country will just arrest them and check them out. up.The most important point is that polygamy is possible. It is said that a man in India has married more than 90 wives and gave birth to more than 200 children, breaking the Guinness World Record.The youngest wife is only 15 years old, and the oldest wife is over 60 years old. The family lives together in the same building. It feels that there will be very complicated family grievances, love and hatred, and it can be made into the most complicated film in the world. The family ethics drama, the name of the TV series may be "The Stories the Grandson and the Young Grandma Have to Tell" or something.

It’s far away, in short, for the excellent and beautiful cultural tradition of polygamy, m did not hesitate to click on India, and for polygamy, I worked hard!

[Please select gender: male, female]

"male."

[Men are paid options, need to pay game currency 5000]

M understands that women are second-class citizens in India, and being a man is the best choice.This country is completely opposite to China. In China, when a man and a woman get married, it usually depends on whether the man can buy a house and a car. If a man wants to get married without a house or a car, are you dreaming or dreaming?But in this place in India, women must bring a large amount of dowry when they get married. Without a dowry, it is impossible to marry for the rest of their lives.

It is said that after many women in India get married, they are forced by their husbands and mother-in-law to go back to their natal family to ask for money because they disliked the small dowry.What's more, because they disliked their wives for having a small dowry, they divorced and remarried. If the wives disagreed, they would be tortured and burned to death.

This incident of burning a wife to death sounds unbelievable, but in fact it happens from time to time in India. Locking up a wife in the kitchen, setting it on fire, and then evading that the wife accidentally burned herself to death is simply appalling.

Being a woman in India is not as good as going back to China and being a man.

In the end, M can only choose to go back to the Celestial Dynasty. Although he can only choose to be a poor man, at least he has lived in the Celestial Dynasty for a lifetime, and it can't be worse if he spends another lifetime in the Celestial Dynasty.

[Your choices are: Asia, China, Male, Poor, Short and Stupid, the game is loading, please wait]

With a 'boom', m woke up from his dream, and he was still sitting on the plane.

The sweet voice of the stewardess was coming out of the radio: "Just now the plane encountered turbulence, and now it is flying normally. Please sit in your seat at ease and don't move around at will."

Was it a dream that the plane fell down? M wiped his cold sweat, but how could the situation of being a penguin be so clear.

"Hehe, you're awake. You didn't wake up when the plane shook so badly just now." A male voice sounded in M's ear.

A man sitting next to m said with a chuckle.

M turned his head to look, and was suddenly shocked, buddy, although you are indeed a human being, why does your breath look so much like our penguin brother? M has lived with the penguin brother for many years, and is very familiar with the penguin brother's breath.

The man in front of me is tall and thin, wearing a black suit, tie, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. He has a smile on his face and a weak temperament. He can tell at a glance that this guy must not be a fuel-efficient lamp. It’s true that changing the penguin’s skin can’t change the inner nature of the penguin brother.When I was a penguin, I was deceived by this guy's weak appearance, and then he was stalked.

"Are you going to study abroad?" the man asked M with a smile.

"Yes... yes... no! No! I want to go back to China, to the Celestial Dynasty! I will never go abroad again in my life!" M couldn't care less about this man. Thinking that he was on the way abroad, he immediately felt unsafe. Quickly unbuckle your seat belt and jump up from the chair.

But at this time, the plane encountered a gust of air again, and it swayed left and right. M fell on the man who looked like the penguin brother, and the man hugged m's waist easily.

The man's face turned red, and he stumbled and said, "Are you all right?"

"I'm fine." M struggled to sit up.

"That... please forgive me for asking, have we met before, I think you seem familiar."

"Have you seen it? No, no, absolutely not." M hastily retorted.

"But I really think we know each other. I've been wanting to ask you this question since I first got on the plane, and I've been holding back until now." The man's face turned red: "Maybe you think I'm flirting with you when I say that, actually I'm gay, I hope you won't feel embarrassed, I think I fell in love with you at first sight, I don't want to say goodbye to you after getting off the plane, can you leave me your name and phone number?"

== Going abroad is really bad!You can be confessed by a man even if you take a plane.

"Then what, I'm not gay, and I don't want to have any contact with you."

"I know I'm very abrupt, and I don't want to make it so embarrassing, but I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I like you the first time I see you. I think I'm probably crazy. My name is Zhang Qie, and I'm a Doctor, this time I'm going abroad to attend an academic conference, I hope you don't think I'm a strange person."

The plane landed, M threw away the man, and hurried to buy a return plane ticket, but he didn't know that a man named Qi E was sneaking up behind him?

I was entangled when I was a penguin in my previous life and I didn't get rid of it, and I probably won't get rid of it in this life.

There are several LCD TVs hanging in the lobby of the airport waiting room, and Antarctic documentaries are being played on the TVs.

The host is saying: "Although it is wrong to steal other people's children, this is still a happy love story, isn't it?"

(Finish)

The author has something to say: Fatty originally planned to write a long story, traveling through many countries, but the penguin he crossed for the first time is so fucking cute, the rest of the writing is not as cute as the penguin, there is no way I deleted it and already wrote it Yes, the long story has been replaced with a short one, and I am also afraid of being urged to write, and there is another article that has been included in v but I have never wanted to write. I just want to write about Danmei, beat the ground