Am I not a light bulb in the system?

"Haha, forget it, get back!" As soon as Shan Ni finished speaking, several men in white gold robes immediately dragged away the kneeling man, who knows what will happen to them!

Since my rebirth, I have slain future enemies.Clean up those who betrayed me, and cooperate with BL1 Chairman Xuanzhen.My life is indeed very smooth, and the smoothness makes me feel that I am invincible!

"Hahahahahaha... In my previous life, the strangest and best friend to me——Yu Beixiu. I must become friends with you, even though I am no longer your former junior."

Before Shan Nian was reborn, his family was forced to fall, and he was insulted by many lowly nobles and businessmen, and died in a 'car accident'.

However, he met Yu Beixiu in the bl university that he occasionally went to in his previous life.After being reborn, he was busy with revenge and didn't have time to go to BL University, as if he was blinded by the flames of revenge and forgot his existence.

Lonely and dejected, he lay on the ground decadent and melancholy, straight in a large font on the cold tiles.He stared blankly at the crystal chandelier on the roof, quietly listening to his breathing and the air conditioning.

"Bei Xi, why did you let me meet you...I finally gave up looking for you." Someone seemed to be muttering to himself.

At the same time, lying on the big bed of the Dandelion Hotel, Yu Yuming was finally deeply embedded in the soft bed weakly.He had already eaten pasta and found a problem.In the department stores of this world, there are no instant noodles, no rice cookers, and no laptops.

"Ahhh, without online games like Glory of Kings, this world is boring to death!" Rolling around on the big bed, Yu Yuming finally fell asleep peacefully.

"Tomorrow morning, the heroine Qian Die is about to go to the BL1 headquarters to apply for Xuanzhen's assistant job. You must destroy and prevent her from having a glimpse with the male protagonist, and speed up the flirtation with the male protagonist."

Throwing a pillow casually, Yu Yuming slumped on the bed, talking in a daze. "Understood! Don't make noise...sleep zzzzz~"

[Yu Yuming: Male, 26 years old, with a single dog in Wannian.

New identity: Yu Beixiu, the second son of the Yu family. 17 years old, ran away from home. 】

A new day comes with the call of the rising sun.

I don't know who said it: just get along, it's better to see how you live beautifully.If there is no plane, can't we build it?So, now, Yu Yuming has decided!

(I want to create the glory of the king with inspiration...and play happily!) I ordered 1 likes in my heart, Yu Yuming put on the three-seven-collar suit bought by the waiter, and was full of vigor and ready to go.

"Yo Xi, today I have to meet the naked man from last night. Well, it's not something I can do as a straight man with a cancer. Let's see if the heroine is pretty. If she is beautiful...hehehehe..." Although his face was not obscene, his tone of voice had already betrayed his pretense, Yu Yuming was thinking of a beautiful harem or something.

[Trigger mission one's future assistant mission.Please host immediately go to BL1 Building and apply for Xuanzhen's personal assistant position.A new day begins, I hope the host of Yu Yuming will have a good foundation! 】

"...Hehe, what the hell..." Going downstairs, she ran straight to the lobby, hurried out the gate without having breakfast, and quickly got in a taxi when she saw it.

Not far away, ten minutes' drive away.In front of the entrance of the BL1 building, raise your head up and stare at the building facing the sun shining directly on the glass building. (My 24K golden eyes are about to be blinded by flashes. I'm sorry. It's indeed the office building of the hero in the novel. It's not too rich.)

Walking in, the hall is full of college students waiting in line to apply for the job. The line is more than ten meters long.Requirements for applicants: CET-[-], ability to understand the other seven languages, bachelor's degree and master's degree, etc.

After reading the application requirements, Yu Yu Mingxin, who was holding the form, was indifferent. She passed the CET-[-] English exam [never passed], and passed the graduation thesis twice. "Ah, the pain of those years, tsk tsk, do you want to run away..."

Sitting on the sofa in the hall, Yu Yuming stared deeply at the form and pressed his lips tightly.He stared at the paper in his hand, as if he wanted to see a hole before giving up!The murderous aura on his body was released unconsciously, so that the place around him was empty.

This time is fast, that is slow.Here comes the legendary heroine, she gracefully used her buttocks to squeeze out N applicants, and finally managed to break out of the tight encirclement.

When he saw that there was an empty seat on the sofa, his eyes lit up, and it was as dark as a wolf.After that, at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint, she squatted down and took the position on Yu Yuming's right.Of course, she also politely greeted the man next to her.

"Excuse me, I'm taking this seat..." Qian Die couldn't help but feel his heart jump when he saw Yu Yuming next door, who was stern and self-cultivated, with a murderous and serious face.

(Oh, oh, cool handsome guy! Ask him for his phone number later, he is so cool, and he has an extraordinary sitting posture!)

[Trigger task 46, let the heroine love you and want to kill you ~ Come on, come on, a gay man.Qian Die (favorite value: [-], so handsome and poisonously handsome)]

"..." Can I refuse?Love enough to kill me?What the hell... (Cake machine system, can I beat you up? My hands are itchy...)

Yu Yuming turned her head calmly, and her indifferent face was reflected in Qiandie's agile eyes.The childish cold face made the man in front of him very calm, and those black eyes were calm and mysterious.

Yu Yuming looked at her quietly, not knowing that this would attract Qian Die to stare at him more and more. After a long time, the heroine who came back to her senses couldn't help but bowed her head with a blushing face.

"Ladies first, you can sit wherever you want!" Yu Yuming replied coldly, her voice was quite magnetic and hoarse. (Worthy of being the heroine, with white face and red lips, the murder weapon is at least C. Tsk tsk, this little guy has a thin waist~)

As soon as the heroine Qian Die heard Yu Yuming's words, her favorability value rose by 63 and stopped.Her body unconsciously raised her chest, her feet swayed slightly and became charming, and her right hand gently brushed the hair beside her ear.

"Thank you, my name is Qian Die, I wonder if I can have the honor to know Mr.'s name?" (Ahhh, the handsome guy is a gentleman with a personable temperament. I'm sure!)

As the saying goes, whatever a beautiful woman asks me, I will answer.Naturally, my good upbringing will not refuse this little request from a beautiful woman.

Yu Yuming pursed his lips slightly reservedly, and answered directly in a gentle and polite manner: "My name is Yu Beixiu. Hello, Ms. Qian Die."

(Huh? Surnamed Yu... I'm sorry, it can't be from that family, wait, Yu is the surname of the royal family, he can't be a prince! Wait, it may be a side branch, but the representative of the General People's Congress Didn’t Prime Minister Yu Beikui say that the Yu family branch doesn’t believe in jade? I guess it should be Yu’s surname...)

If Qian Die's eyes were looking at the handsome guy just now, they are definitely the eyes of wolves staring at the golden meat, salivating with blue light, which makes Yu Yuming's hair stand cold.

"That..." I looked at the heroine who had a sudden change in style, and I felt hairy in my heart, and a very uncomfortable discomfort surged up.

What's wrong, is there something on my face?Why are you staring at me with such weird eyes, I'm not a rare baby!I didn't want to understand, but I was attracted by a burst of greetings in unison.

"Good morning, President Xuan!!!" A group of people bowed at ninety degrees to say hello.

I don't know if it's the weird angle or my temperament.I just glanced back at Xuanzhen's position, and the man immediately found my line of sight accurately and met my gaze.

He stopped and looked at me from afar...

(No, Xuan Zhen must have been attracted by the heroine next to me. He is definitely not looking at me, I just need to calm down and pretend not to see it! Well, that's it.)

"I'm going to the bathroom, Ms. Qiandie can do her own thing!" After I finished speaking, I didn't care whether the hostess heard me or not, and quickly ran to the toilet.

"Hey, bathroom..." Not in that direction.Qian Die swallowed what he hadn't said yet, feeling melancholy flooding his heart. (Yu family, how could I possibly be able to climb high, better not to have unnecessary daydreams!)

[Ding dong~ Congratulations to the host, the heroine's maiden heart attack was very successful.Congratulations to the host for destroying Xuanzhen and Qiandie's heroine's glimpse.Reward [-]% of rotten souls. 】

"Really? I don't feel that there is anything to congratulate. I just feel that the male lead's gaze hurts my ass!" Yu Yuming left in a hurry, and his intuition told him that it is not suitable to stay in a place of right and wrong for a long time.

(Run away? Who do you think I am, don't try to leave my sight.) Xuanzhen was not surprised by Yu Yuming's evasive behavior, and walked directly in his direction.

Every step is full of pride and pride, and he feels that his steps are very brisk when he goes to grab the person he cares about. (That room, isn't Kamasuku's general manager's office? What is he going to do...)

The author has something to say:

The two strong chapters are merged, read these two chapters.I laughed for a long, long time, junior high school, what I wrote really exploded.Logical thinking is fed to the dog, the brain hole influenced by the atmosphere at that time