Doomsday's Number One Love Enemy

In the evening, after everyone had a hearty dinner (fried instant noodles cooked by KO, fried eggs with cheese and ham, fried canned sardines with green peppers) and fruit after the meal, they cleaned up and sat around the table, taking out pens and notebooks , started a dorm meeting discussing "how to escape from school".

Xiao Nai was the host of the meeting. He suggested that everyone put forward an idea in their mind, and then everyone discuss it and vote for the most feasible, effective and safest plan. If all goes well, the plan will be implemented tomorrow. .

"Hey, I'll come first!" Hao Mei excitedly tapped the edge of the table with the famous Aurora fountain pen his father bought from Italy, and couldn't wait to share the wonderful ideas in her mind with everyone.

"Okay, let's hear it." Yu Banshan picked up a small piece of orange, squinted at Hao Mei leisurely, with a lazy look ready to watch a good show.

Hao Mei cleared her throat, and said seriously: "We can use a parachute to land on the grass under the balcony of the dormitory. A parachute uses air resistance and relies on an expandable aerodynamic reducer that is inflated and deployed relative to air movement to make people or things fall from the sky. An aviation tool that lands safely in the air. It is mainly made of flexible fabrics. Did you take manual classes in high school? Hey, I just learned it, and everyone knows it? They are all science students, but it is actually very simple. Let's find a tablecloth, cut it into a 1-sided shape at a ratio of 1:16, find 16 wires to make paracords, fix the paracords at the 16 creases with scotch tape, and tie an object to the rope , it could be a cup or a book..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Yu Banshan's "Stop" gesture.

"Brother Mei, wait..." Everyone stared at Yu Banshan, wanting to hear what he had to say, but he didn't answer right away, but was trying to hold back a smile, and it took about a minute before he calmed down. Said: "Let me give you a more feasible and simpler idea-let your father send five helicopters to the balcony of our dormitory tomorrow, and each of us will take us directly to Kyoto, how about it?"

Everyone laughed, including Xiao Nai and KO.

"You..." Hao Mei blushed, unconvinced: "Didn't you say that everyone proposed a plan? Why did you make fun of me when I proposed it?"

Xiao Nai persuaded him patiently: "The plan you are thinking of is not impossible, but it is too time-consuming. It will take about two or three days to make a stable and practical parachute. We have 5 people here, so we need to make 5 parachutes. It takes longer, and besides, where do we get all the fabric and string?"

Hao Mei had nothing to say, and said awkwardly, "Okay then. How about you, Yu Gong?" As she spoke, she poked Yu Banshan's arm.

"My plan is..." Taking a deep breath, and pretending to be mysterious for a long time, Yu Banshan finally said: "We can make up as zombies, imitate their movements and expressions, pretend that we are one of them, and then How about fooling around, and by the time they realize it, we'll have run far away? It's more suitable than Brother Mei's idea, right?"

Everyone was silent, staring at him intently, as if they were looking at an alien.

"What's the matter? Why do you all have such strange expressions?" Yu Banshan finally couldn't help asking.

Monkey Wine chuckled: "Yugong, do you have cosmetics?"

Hao Mei seized the opportunity and laughed, "Hey, do you know how to put on makeup?"

"I...have paints and watercolor pens." Yu Banshan's voice gradually dropped.

"The key issue is not this." At this time, KO who was sitting across from him suddenly smiled jokingly and raised his eyebrows lazily: "But, are you sure that zombies can't tell the difference between humans and themselves?"

"..."

"Are you sure the zombie's IQ is at the same level as yours?"

"..."

"I think you can be a guinea pig for a while, make up a zombie and go out to find the way for us first. If it succeeds, we can implement this plan behind you. What do you think, Hao Mei?" After speaking, KO looked at Hao Mei glance.

Hao Mei was overwhelmed with flattery, and nodded her head like a cat: "Yes, yes, Yu Gong, why don't you be the first person to eat crabs, just like what Mr. Lu Xun said, the first person to eat crabs is very impressive." If you are not a warrior, who would dare to eat it? If you dare to go out first, I admire that you are a real warrior!"

"Ou Kai!" Yu Banshan's voice raised eight degrees. He ignored Hao Mei, and suddenly raised the ballpoint pen in his hand to point at KO's nose, warning viciously: "Just say one more word, and I will..."

KO interrupted him abruptly: "Throw me out and feed the zombies? You don't even have a new idea to threaten others, hey..."

"Shut up, all of you." Seeing that the two of them were about to have a fight, Xiao Nai quickly stopped him in a cold voice, then turned his head to look at Monkey Wine: "Monkey, it's your turn."

Monkey Wine thought for a while, and said: "I still think we should do nothing for the time being, and stay in the dormitory until the zombies outside leave before going out. Although this is very passive, it is the safest."

"Well, watch the changes quietly and stop them with stillness, what you said is not unreasonable." Xiao Nai put his fingers on his chin, thoughtfully.After a while, he turned to KO: "Do you have any ideas?"

KO was silent for a while, then slowly said: "It's that simple to kill."

"Hehe, if you want to kill yourself, I don't agree with this plan at all." As soon as KO finished speaking, Yu Banshan immediately said something, his tone full of disdain.

"Brother, how can we get out? We don't have any weapons, only an empty gun, which is useless!" Although Hao Mei liked KO quite a lot, she couldn't agree with his proposal. He is also a person who is particularly afraid of death, and he has only had two fights since he was a child. One was when he was 12 years old and he had a fight with the big and silly son of Lao Li from the next door over a piece of braised pork, and the other was yesterday when he had a fight with a zombie. Fighting, both times the fighting power was scum to the point of being completely abused.

KO looked at Hao Mei when he heard the words, thought for a while, and then slowly said: "Now is the end of the world, you must become stronger, others cannot protect you all the time, you have to be ruthless to protect yourself."

"Hehe, it's as if you have protected him." Yu Banshan seemed to be fighting against KO to the end, and almost every time he finished a sentence, he immediately turned back unceremoniously.

Xiao Nai waved his hand impatiently, turning the conversation that was about to start a war back to the topic of the meeting: "Let me tell you about my plan, that is - jumping off the balcony."

In the astonished eyes of everyone, he narrated the plan that had been circling in his mind for a day.

When it came time to vote, the plan was unanimously passed.

"That's it." Xiao Nai was not surprised by this result at all, and continued to discuss the next topic calmly: "Now there is one more thing, let's talk about what you can use on your body or in the dormitory. A weapon to resist zombies?"

Everyone brainstormed. KO was the first to speak: "Your saber, I noticed it's hanging on a hook next to your bookcase."

Xiao Nai nodded, expressing agreement.

"My badminton racket should be fine, right?" Yu Banshan raised his finger and pointed to the pair of Yonex rackets that he put on the desk.

Xiao Nai frowned and thought for a while: "Although the racket is not considered a powerful weapon, and its defense against zombies is not great, it can still be used for short-term self-defense, yes."

"My equipment maintenance tool box includes screwdrivers, adjustable wrenches, wire cutters, needle-nose pliers, utility knife, tape, flashlight, etc..." Monkey Wine said immediately after Xiao Nai finished speaking.

Xiao Nai's eyebrows stretched out, and he praised: "If you have an idea, you can bring this box of tools. Compared with being a weapon against zombies, it can be used in other places."

And Hao Mei didn't comment anymore, everyone looked at him expectantly.

"Uh... that... I think the ones that can be used as weapons are..." Hao Mei looked left and right while scratching her hair, and finally her eyes fell on the table next to her, clapping her hands excitedly: "That's all, the pan and the Spatula!"

No one spoke, and there was silence in the dormitory.

"How is it, third child?" Hao Mei looked at Xiao Nai expectantly.

"Also...it's okay." Xiao Nai frowned again, pondered for a while, and said, "However, if we want to jump off the balcony, we shouldn't carry too many things on our shoulders, except for the things we have to take away , Try not to bring other things if you can.”

"But, in "Pleasant Goat and Gray Taro"..." Hao Mei still didn't give up.

"That's it." Xiao Nai interrupted him, "You bring a spatula, it's lighter."

"But, if we bring a frying pan, maybe we can use it to fry things..."

Xiao Nai paused, then smiled: "That's fine, if you have confidence in your own weight."

Hao Mei's face turned red.

In the early morning of the next day, when the sky was just showing the fish belly, a few teenagers in sportswear and carrying bulging backpacks stood by the railing of the balcony of the 308 dormitory in Building B, staring intently at the branch of the tree outside the balcony. A magnolia tree about 3 meters from the railing.

One of the tall, thin and short-haired boys stared at the fork, then slightly bent his knees, and took a standard long jump posture. After taking a deep breath, he jumped over and finally stopped firmly at the fork. Come on!

"That's amazing, Brother Ou!" Hao Mei applauded excitedly. He was carrying a dark green backpack with the head of a frying pan sticking out of the bag, which looked very funny.

The standard distance for the standing long jump in general school examinations is 2.5 meters, but the KO jumps a distance of about 3 meters, which is really a good athlete!

"Continue, next one!"

KO supported the branch with one hand, took out a rope made of mosquito net from his trouser pocket with the other hand, and threw it quickly, accurately and ruthlessly at several companions on the balcony.

Xiao Nai took the rope and turned to Yu Banshan, Hao Mei and Houzijiu: "KO will pick you up over there, which one of you will jump second?"

"Third brother, you come first." Monkey said with wine.

"I'll be the last." Xiao Nai's tone is unquestionable.

Yu Banshan swallowed, and stood up: "I will jump."

He tied his waist with a rope, wrapped it tightly, then aimed at the gap at the bifurcation left by KO, squatted down, took a deep breath, and thrust his legs forward fiercely——

He didn't jump to the fork, but just missed it!

In an instant, his whole body fell down!

The author has something to say: I went back to my hometown to attend my sister's wedding this week, so I have been on hiatus for a few days. Please forgive me and show your kindness!