Brother, online dating?

When he was in class during the day, Gu Yu was busy collecting online dating strategies, but no matter how he searched, he couldn’t find any serious books about dating, especially online dating books. He could only learn from the experiences of netizens, and that’s it I studied it for a day.

At night, Gu Yu, who consciously got the essence, was full of confidence and ready to practice.

[Team] Yuandudu: Master, I have finished my daily work.

Bai Shou Bu Li, who was pulled into the team as soon as he went online, was a little surprised. The little apprentice has always been online later than him, and he usually does it together with him.

[Team] White head inseparable: So fast today?

[Team] Yuandudu: Because I want to see the scenery with Master.

Xia Wangqiu felt sweet in his heart, thinking of the scene of the master and apprentice watching the scenery together yesterday, it might be what people often say about being together in the rivers and lakes, Xia Wangqiu has no literary talent, and he can't speak beautiful poetic sentences, so he thinks it feels good and makes him want to go to school again. Dote on the little apprentice more.

[Team] Baishou inseparable: Okay, where are you going?

[Team] Yuandudu: I heard that the sea of ​​flowers is beautiful.

Since it is a flirt, it is necessary to go to Huahai, a place for love and romance!Gu Yu doesn't know anything else, anyway, every year during the Qixi Festival mission, you can always see a group of couples going to death and the core members of the group slaughtering in Huahai.

[Team] Inseparable: I heard?who?

ha?Gu Yu was thinking happily about what Huahai would do, but she didn't expect that the focus of Baishoubu's attention would be so skewed.

[Team] Never leave forever: New friends?

For some reason, it feels like an old father controlling his daughter's social circle.Ugh, Gu Yu was startled by this thought.

[Team] Yuandudu: Saw it on Weibo yesterday.

【Team】Waiting inseparable: Well, let's go.

The two arrived at the map of Wanhua.

Wanhua, elegant and romantic, hanging pots to help the world, and more importantly, the whole family has an indistinct relationship with gay Zi.For example, the school uniform of the sect is black and purple, or the sea of ​​flowers in the map, the purple all over the mountains and plains suddenly burst into view.

Suddenly feel very gay.

Chunyang's blue and white school uniform is quite conspicuous in the sea of ​​purple flowers. The master and apprentice strolled in the flowers one by one. From the outside, it looks like the tall and handsome Taoist priest leading the petite and cute little apprentice step by step.

Little Loli held up an umbrella and happily walked around the road, not far in front of him, stopping to look back at him from time to time.

Seeing this, Bai Shoubuli also took an umbrella over his head, and the master and apprentice quietly pretended to be aggressive in the rainless map.

Neither of them spoke, and a quiet and warm atmosphere permeated.

Little Lolita put away her umbrella suddenly, and just as Bai Shou was looking at her in disbelief, she found that the little apprentice took a few steps back, is this?

The angle of view on the screen suddenly rose, and the sea of ​​purple flowers gradually faded away, replaced by the blue sky. The two of them rose and fell together in the air, exchanging positions from time to time, walking hand in hand.

Until the strength of Qinggong was exhausted, as if inspired by gravity, one big and one small all fell to the sea of ​​flowers below.

[Team] Yuandudu: I just learned it, is it fun, master?Do you want to do it again? I think it's fun for two people to do light work!

Seeing the little apprentice who was so happy after losing half a tube of blood, I never felt that the two people's special lightness kung fu was always inseparable, and seemed to feel a little bit of fun in it.

[Team] Inseparable: I will lead you as a teacher.

Talking and typing on the keyboard, he took the little apprentice to fly into the sky.

The two of them were very interested, you took me and I took you to play for a few rounds before settling down, meditating and resting in the sea of ​​flowers.

During the rest, Gu Yu found a couple not far away, and there was a circle of fireworks under their feet, what a coincidence.

This circle of fireworks is actually called the heart of true oranges, and it is the most commonly used prop for expressing mutual affection between love. There are other things such as vows of eternal love, endless love, lights of thousands of families, lover's hearts, and various mall fireworks, but really Heart of Orange is undoubtedly the most classic one.After the fireworks are used, there will be a notice on the top of the server, which is necessary to express love.

Gu Yu turned back to look at Baishoubuli.

[Team] Yuandudu: Master, what is that circle under their feet?

Xia Wangqiu also turned his angle of view, and saw the couple and the true orange heart at their feet at a glance.It's normal for the little apprentice to be curious about the real orange, but he can't help but think too much. Thinking of Li Changliu's bad online dating experience, he immediately became vigilant. She cannot be led astray.

[Team] Inseparable: It's fireworks.

【Team】Yuan Dudu: Oh, is it just to show it to look good?

[Team] Inseparable: Hmm.

Gu Yu in front of the computer stopped moving, hey, I'm so angry, this guy is really annoying!How can there be such an explanation, it does not follow his script at all.

Just at this time, the couple next door put another true orange heart, and a notice was drawn above.

Jingxia's little follower Chivalry used the legendary True Orange Heart in Wanhua against Jingxia.This is how to announce to the world that Jingxia's little follower loves Jingxia...

[Team] Yuandudu: Hey, isn't that the name of those two people?That firework is called True Orange Heart.

[Team] Inseparable: ... Mmmm.

[Team] Yuandudu: So that's how it's used.

Baishou never left, he didn't want to talk about the fireworks.

[Team] Yuandudu: Master, did you let the fireworks go?

[Team] Never leave forever: no.

It's not that he has never thought about finding love, but he pays attention to letting nature take its course, and when fate comes, it will come naturally. With such Buddha nature and chatting, no young lady has successfully helped him get out of the singles so far.

The three-dimensional is similar, Xia Wangqiu has no shortage of people to like, but none of them make him feel that he must be her, so even though he has a pink heart that is ready to move, he has never dated anyone.

[Team] Yuandudu: Is anyone going to let Master off?

[Team] White head inseparable: I can't remember clearly, there shouldn't be...

Just as Xia Wangqiu was struggling to find out if there was such a thing in his memory, the little loli ran away, Yuandudu walked to the side of the love couple next door, he didn't know what he did, and ran away again after a while return.

Baishoubuli saw little Lolita walking up to him, and was about to ask.

With a "pop", heart-shaped fireworks bloomed around the tall Daoist, and the handsome face was reflected in the sparks.

Meanwhile the world announced:

The Yuandudu knight used the legendary true orange heart in the confrontation with Baishoubuli in Wanhuadi.In this way, she declared to the world that Yuandudu's inseparable admiration for Baishou...

Xia Wangqiu in front of the computer was stunned, his eyes first moved to the fireworks in the center of the screen, and then turned to the little girl beside him.

[Team] Yuan Dudu: Then I will be the first one to set off fireworks to Master.

The words of pure joy with a hint of credit, in Baishoubuxin, was like a thunderclap, he first followed the joy and then suddenly woke up.

An absurd thought came to Baishoubuxin, could it be that he was actually the one who deceived the little apprentice's feelings?

However, Yuandudu did not show further ambiguous behavior, it seemed that it was only for this extraordinary No.1 certification.

[Team] Whiteheaded: ... Well, the first one.

[Team] Yuandudu: Master is not happy?

[Team] Never leave forever: No.

not like this.Yesterday, his mind was in a turmoil, and he didn't taste anything. Maybe it was because he gave the little apprentice a wrong hint at that time, did she blur the boundary between the two emotions...

Seeing that Baishoubuli had nothing else to say, Gu Yu turned on the voice.

"Master, did I do something wrong... Can't this firework be set off on Master?"

The gentle voice came through the earphones, with a hint of caution, Xia Wangqiu felt more and more uneasy.He replied as if nothing had happened.

"Okay, but next time let's release it to someone you like."

"Oh……"

Gu Yu at the other end of the network cable smelled something from Xia Wangqiu's reaction, he didn't seem to want to develop any extra relationship.

This is not acceptable, but it is obviously not suitable to fight again today.

"Master, let's change the scenic spot, let's go to Lunjiantai to see the snow." Originally, I wanted to go to the Sanshengshu, but this place is also a holy place for love, so it seems deliberate to mention it again.

"it is good."

The little apprentice behaved normally, Xia Wangqiu felt that he should be thinking too much.

On the Sword Discussion Platform, the crane raised its slender legs and stretched its wings from time to time. When the two arrived, it was snowing in Chunyang, and they found an open space to meditate side by side. Neither the master nor the apprentice spoke, as if they were all quiet Enjoy the snow.

"Master, I want to hear you sing."

"..."

"Master can't sing..."

"Eh? How come, Master's voice is so sweet!"

"Really not."

"But I want to listen to QAQ"

"……All right."

Bai Shou Bu Li couldn't refuse the little apprentice after all, so he took a deep breath and began to sing.

Gu Yu turned off his mic as early as he opened his mouth. He was afraid he couldn't help but laugh out the original voice. He hugged his belly and laughed until he hiccupped. He had never seen anyone who could sing a song into the tune of another song. Hahahahahahaha hiccup.

"Master QAQ, you sing so well, I'm sleepy, good night! Let's see the scenery together tomorrow."

Seeing that his little apprentice sang to the offline, Xia Wangqiu was also very frustrated. He sang from childhood to adulthood, and there was nothing he could do.Thanks to this release, the original entanglement and anxiety are almost gone.

"Good night."

Good dreams.

The author has something to say:

Damn, I just realized that there are no little pink flowers in less than [-] words.

Then, it won't be abused!Believe me