Xianjun wants me to be his Taoist partner

Between the Cangming Realm and the outside world, apart from the choppy black sea, there is also a barren desert, where the yellow sand is everywhere and the sun is scorching hot. If there is no one to guide the way, it is very likely that you will get lost in this vast desert, exhaust your last trace of spiritual energy and die.Such a dangerous place is exactly the comfort zone of those desperadoes. The fairy world and the devil world do not tolerate it. They rely on the sword in their hands and their brutal blood to take root in this land.

It was a scorching afternoon, and the sun was scorching the earth. All creatures buried their bodies under the gravel to avoid the scorching sun.Just at this time, a slender figure in black was walking in the yellow sand.Under such a harsh environment, this Young Master Pianpian was alone without even wearing any self-defense weapons, just like a white rabbit, breaking into the pack of wolves without defense.

Under the sand dunes not far away, a group of ragged monks were hiding under the gravel and staring at him. The leader was a strong man with a bright head and a scar at the corner of his eyes. His greedy gaze changed the moment he saw the young master's appearance. In order to be amazed and addicted, the next second becomes inevitable.

Since Cangming Realm closed the border, the already difficult life of these rogues has become even more difficult, and it has reached the point where it is difficult to make ends meet.Fortunately, the heavens blessed him, and he finally found such a big fat sheep here.

A burst of fireworks suddenly exploded during the day, and the next moment all the monks hiding under the sand dunes appeared.Surrounded him, screamed strangely without commanding, and attacked the young man with a broken knife and hoe, among them, the bald man moved the fastest, his body missing an arm rushed towards the young man in black like a bolt of lightning.

Qi and blood surged, his body exploded with unforeseen strength, and the wailing of his companions could be heard from afar, but the bald man with bloodshot eyes could no longer hold anything but the prey in front of him.

Kill him, kill him, so that he can survive the next dawn, so that he can continue to live in this desert.The rusty blade pierced the air when it came out, bringing a gust of wind and swiping towards the man's neck.When the four eyes met, it was obviously a critical moment of life and death, but the bald head found that the weak young master suddenly smiled at him...

The bald head froze for a moment, and then there was a sharp pain in his chest. A transparent sword aura pierced his chest, and the bright red liquid gushed out like rain.The bright red liquid splashed on the gravel, and was instantly absorbed by the land. He opened his mouth to say something, but the blood foam in his throat blocked all words.

Falling to the ground, this person who hid countless lives in the desert finally ushered in the last chapter of his life in the desert.

"Thank you for your help, my lord. I can't repay you for saving my life. In my opinion, I can only promise you with your body." Apart from the young man in black, the only one standing on this sand dune is the soft sword with a hand in his hand not far away. , the handsome "iceberg" in white and clean.

Before the white-clothed man could reply, the black-clothed boy had already rushed in front of him.He grabbed the other party's sleeve, raised his head and said with a smile: "My lord, don't say nothing, don't dislike me. Although I eat a lot, I'm a picky eater. In my next life, I can't eat anything except Bingshan Man's cooking."

"Moreover, it must be the kind of iceberg man who is good-looking and considerate, and I am the only one in the eyes of others." The man in white heard that his fingers trembled slightly. It’s the kind that just told me my heartfelt heart a moment ago, shouting that I’m so happy that I’m so happy, life is meaningless without me, and the kind that insists on sticking to me is even better.”

"Enough." Shen Qinghuan couldn't bear it anymore, covered the other's lips with her fingers with red eyes and said in a hoarse voice: "Lawful words, be careful with your words."

"Oh, what's the matter, I don't know that it was the fairy who was talking about obscene words to others not long ago, crying and begging for fear that his husband would abandon him. Why now "only the state officials are allowed to set fire, and the people are not allowed Is the light on'?"

"Wei Buming!" Shen Qinghuan's ears blushed, she wanted to say something but couldn't, so she could only stare at her Taoist companion dryly.Wei Buming shook his head amusedly, it turned out that the man in black and the man in white were Wei Buming and Shen Qinghuan who were going back to their "natal home".

"Okay, I am so happy with you that I am dying to die. You see, I have said new 'obscene words' now, and we are even." He was not ashamed to say something the day before yesterday, but now he said something Shy to speak.Joyful and funny in his heart, he moved with his heart, and before his brain realized, he had already grabbed Taoist companion's finger and licked it in his mouth.

With his finger in his mouth, Wei Buming spoke vaguely, and couldn't help drooling, he quickly stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his lips.With something in his mouth, his fingertips felt warm and soft. Especially because of the height difference, Wei Buming could only look up at him. Such a scene brought a strange illusion. Follow Wei Buming.

"Xiao Xianjun?"

"Well," Shen Qinghuan looked down at Wei Buming's rosy and plump lips, and changed the subject in a hoarse voice, "They all died again?"

When Wei Buming heard this, he remembered their plan.He looked around and sighed helplessly, "Well, they're all dead again."

Shen Qinghuan wanted to surprise Wei Buming, so he quietly led him to the border of Cangming Realm.He was full of thoughts of making his Taoist companion happy, but he never thought that maybe Wei Buming couldn't find the way home at all.

Of course, the gate of the Cangming Realm has always stood in place, but now the Cangming Realm is closed to prevent people from entering or leaving, and secondly, his status is embarrassing now, so it is inconvenient for him to enter and exit with great fanfare.If Wei Buming had the guide sign on his body, it would be convenient to quietly change the terrain of the Cangming Realm and open a small door to enter and exit, but he handed over the guide sign to Mo Xue, a money fan.As a result, the two of them were turned away by their "natal family".

So, what does this have to do with them finding out about the rogues everywhere now?That is of course because, just when he was in despair, Wei Buming suddenly remembered that he had heard about the rogues in the desert, even if they were rejected by the magic way, they could always find a secret door to sneak into the black market in the city to exchange supplies.

Little did he know that under Han Feng's management these years, all the secret doors had been blocked. With a wave of his hand, Wei Buming dragged his Taoist companions around in the desert, embarking on the road of looking for rogues.

"Again?"

"No." Wei Buming glanced at the sun and shook his head, Shen Qinghuan pursed his lips and stopped talking.

In the past few days, they actually encountered a lot of bandits, and Wei Buming used Sheng Qinghua as a bait to capture them according to the plan, but every time these monks came out, before they had time to unleash their weapons, they were attacked by Shen Qinghuan with a few sword qi died.The kind that is crisp and neat, without any sloppiness, can make these rogues get close to Wei Buming today. With such a big improvement, Wei Buming is so moved that he wants to give his little fairy monarch a little red flower.

Shen Qinghuan also knew that this time, she had lost control of her strength again.He knew they needed to be saved, but every time he saw someone with a weapon drawn, he couldn't help himself.

"Next time, use me as bait?"

"No, no, I think this is very good." Wei Buming was taken aback, and changed the topic in a panic: "Well, it's getting dark, let's find a place to spend the night first." After finishing speaking, he didn't wait When Shen Qinghuan replied, he pushed and pushed the other person to leave the spot.

Such a change of subject was really blunt, but fortunately Shen Qinghuan didn't say anything.Seeing that the other party's attention was diverted by how to arrange a rest, Wei Buming sighed in his heart.

joke!Wei Buming yelled in his heart, how can our little fairy be so cute and show his face to others so easily, these rogues are all staying in the desert, they must have never seen Shen Qinghuan's first-class beauty.He has no intention of adding a love rival to himself, not even such a death rival!

In the evening, under Wei Buming's strong opposition, Shen Qinghuan regretfully gave up the idea of ​​casting a spell to build a courtyard in the desert, and aggrievedly imitated those rogues who dug holes in the rocks and used them as houses.Pretending not to see the Taoist couple's resentful eyes, Wei Buming sat down on the grand teacher's chair that Shen Qinghuan had placed to rest.

They are sneaking back to the Cangming Realm now, do you understand quietly?If he really let Shen Qinghuan conjure up a courtyard in the desert, when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he will find that there are densely packed demon cultivators around the courtyard wall, waiting to arrest him and go home.Although he is very happy to be able to return to the Cangming Realm, it does not mean that he will be willing to be tied back.

You know, the happiest thing is to measure the land with your feet!

Shen Qinghuan on the side arranged the cave, and then stared at the surrounding rock walls and knocked. The crisp sound was particularly obvious in this cave. Wei Buming opened his eyes helplessly, for fear that some strange thought would pop up in this person's mind. Wonderful idea.

"what happened to you?"

"This cave is not ventilated." After the only door was blocked, the whole cave was like a closed sack. "If you use spiritual power to blow out the hole above your head, and draw a transparent barrier, then you will be able to ventilate and look at the moon." Convinced by her own thoughts, Shen Qinghuan took out the talisman paper and prepared to paste it on the roof of the cave, frightened Wei Buming got up from the grand teacher's chair, pulled Shen Qinghuan's sleeve and said:

"Don't, don't, let's do it like this today." Wei Buming wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, deeply admired such a rigid fairy, since there are so many whimsical ideas in his mind.The method is a good method, and the heart is also a kind heart.The desert in the evening is already silent, and the slightest movement can resound through the sky.

"I think there might be a snail girl secretly helping us with this, so let's rest today."

"But..." Shen Qinghuan frowned, full of doubts about these mortal legends.

"boom!"

There was a loud noise above his head, Shen Qinghuan reacted quickly, and took two steps back directly hugging Wei Buming.In the next second, thick smoke billowed in the cave, and two dark figures slammed into the boundary where Wei Buming was originally standing with a crackling sound, making two human-shaped craters on the ground.The moonlight poured into the interior through the hole in the top of the head, Wei Buming slowly raised his head and saw the white crescent moon hanging in the night sky.

Swallowing the unspoken words back into her throat, Shen Qinghuan fell into deep thought while looking at the two slender figures in the smoke.

Is there really a snail girl in this world?

The author has something to say:

I found that I can code at the speed of light only when I am doing something

I'm starting to get tired of the main characters every day.

Wait, am I not the author of the sweet article? (panic)