Xianjun wants me to be his Taoist partner

The strong man knelt down on the ground in a very ridiculous posture, curled up among the broken boards of the wooden table.Looking at the scholar with cold eyes, he swallowed.

What kind of images do so-called scholars look like?In his impression, scholars are all those who cannot lift their hands on their shoulders or carry them on their shoulders. They don't know what to eat, rice, oil and salt, they only know a little. They can't do anything but they still pretend to be lofty. flag.

The so-called scholar is the most shameless villain in the world, the one who can knock down two chickens with one fist.

However, knowing that the gap between the two is so huge, and knowing from experience that he can defeat him casually, his body is trembling slightly, and the depths of his brain are clamoring for him to get away from this place as soon as possible, the sooner the better.

"Can't get up?" The scholar put down the teacup in his hand, took out a bamboo chopstick from the bamboo tube, stretched it out in front of the strong man, and said calmly, "You are blocking the way."

Shen Qinghuan just pinched the ends of the bamboo chopsticks stretched out in front of his eyes, almost the whole chopsticks were exposed to the air, although he didn't have any expression on his face, but just this movement, it could be seen that he was full of disgusted.

There was an uproar from the younger brothers behind him, and passers-by deliberately lowered their voices so that the strong man couldn't hear what they were discussing.But there is no need to guess, the strong man can also guess the general content.

What a joke, I am the local emperor of this town, and I am just a weak scholar in front of me, if I am subdued right now, then how can he still mess around in this land in the future!His face was flushed red, and the veins on his neck bulged, his fists clenched into two lumps of stones, and the cartilage creaked there.

With a rough breath coming from his nostrils, the strong man said in a low voice, "Are you looking down on me!"

"Of course not." Facing the threat from the strong man, Shen Qinghuan pressed the bamboo chopsticks against his chest expressionlessly, "I have never underestimated anyone."

Using two fingers to control the bamboo chopsticks, Shen Qinghuan lifted them up from the ground before the strong man had time to fly the bamboo chopsticks - relying on a single chopstick.

"You!" The strong man stared at the bamboo chopsticks on his chest, his lips trembling.He is well aware of his body shape. When he was drunk in the past, at least two or three brothers had to carry him home. He has lived for so many years, but this is the first time he met someone using wooden chopsticks to make himself like a small water bag the person who mentioned.

The distance between the feet and the ground was about half an inch. The strong man fluttered his feet, but he couldn't break free no matter what. It was as if there was a magnet tightly sticking the strong man and the bamboo chopsticks together.

But the strong man is not the type to give up easily. He took a deep breath and raised his foot to push the opponent's belly, but he didn't know that the calf was only slightly bent, and the opponent carried the chopsticks in a circle in the air.

"Sorry, my hands slipped." Looking at the dizzy strong man, Shen Qinghuan apologized without sincerity, and then frantically shook the bamboo chopsticks in her hands.

Shen Qinghuan swung up and down quickly for a while, then circled in the air like stirring eggs, and finally even used bamboo chopsticks as a pen to write the word "Wei" in the air.Shen Qinghuan's proficiency in the gorgeous movements turned decay into magic, turning the strong man into a ribbon.

When it was over, passers-by who had been watching the two of them in the lobby couldn't help standing up and applauding.The strong man held his dazed brain, feeling that the inside of his brain was thrown into a ball of paste, and his throat felt nauseous.

Finally had enough of playing, Shen Qinghuan looked at the strong man in his hand, and threw the strong man back to his seat with a flick of his hand.The bamboo chopsticks tossed and twirled many times in the air, and finally plunged straight into the center of the wooden table where the strong man was resting.

Those younger brothers have been staying in the small town since they were born, following the strong man to show off their power. They were all frightened when they saw this kind of formation there. They looked left at the scholar and right at the strong man and wanted to drag the strong man away in a hurry Here, when I looked up, I saw the scholar standing in front of everyone at some point.

"Wait, there is something else."

Wei Buming stood in front of the inn door and yawned, looking at Shen Qinghuan who was driving a canopy carriage to a slow stop in front of the inn, he felt so slow.

"Why do you want this kind of thing? With the foot strength of the two of us, how can it be dozens of times faster than this kind of carriage?"

Wei Buming rolled his eyes and spoke unforgivingly, but his body honestly took Shen Qinghuan's hand, turned into the car, and drank it together with smooth movements, it was not at all obvious that he was an ordinary woman.

He was very satisfied that he didn't have to walk, especially when he opened the door curtain and saw that the area inside had been enlarged several times by Shen Qinghuan's spells, and was covered with soft animal skins and treasures, he was even more happy in his heart.

Lazily taking out a sour fructose candy from the large box in the middle, lying in the animal skin, Wei Buming gradually began to look forward to the next trip.

"If it's a monk, it's best to use a sword. But if it's a mortal couple, there's no reason to walk." Shen Qinghuan followed Wei Buming into the carriage, "What's more, the left and right are also the heart of that brother just now. , so enthusiastic, it's hard to refuse."

Enthusiasm for what?Obviously you were there just now to threaten and lure those local hooligans trembling with fright, let me prepare the carriage money for you there.Wei Buming rolled his eyes carelessly, and had a new understanding of Shen Qinghuan's ability to open his eyes and tell lies.

"So, why did it take you so long to come here??"

"On the way here, I went to the north and scattered some silver taels, so I was delayed." The north is where the gangsters gather. The two families had no choice but to live in a grass shed in the suburbs.

Winter is coming now, and there is no place to shelter from the wind and rain, and it is difficult for the small thatched cottage to survive.Shen Qinghuan took a detour to divide the silver between the two households equally, so he was delayed on the road for some time.

"Here is a black cloak, take off the hood."

Hearing this, Wei Buming cast a glance at Shen Qinghuan and put it aside, and couldn't help but raise his brows in the extra-large cloak.Although the cloak is indeed more comfortable than the veiled hat, the one in front of him is too wide. If he really wears it on his body, he may have to cover his whole body inside, without revealing any of his figure.Don't talk about tall, short, fat and thin, now even gender can't be distinguished.

"What? Didn't you say that you want to pretend to be a couple and keep a low profile? If you wear this, it will only be more conspicuous?"

Impatiently putting the veiled cap into the spiritual object bag, Shen Qinghuan said solemnly: "No problem, you are on the carriage on the left and right, if you are really worried, you can also cast a little spell."

So what's the point of me wearing a cloak?Wei Buming couldn't help but rolled his eyes again, but Shen Qinghuan had already put down his hat, so the Mozun could only put on the cloak in aggrieved manner.

Shen Qinghuan looked at Wei Buming who was so tightly covered that he couldn't even see his waist and limbs, nodded in satisfaction, and even a smile appeared on the corners of his lips.

Although he has always understood that his Taoist companion is very good, it does not mean that he can bear the eyes of others.Such an excellent Buming, why should he share it with others!

There was the sound of knocking on wooden boards outside the carriage, Wei Buming quickly put his hood on his head, and his whole body was wrapped in black.Shen Qinghuan set up the small wooden window, and Xiao Er's enthusiastic face appeared in front of the two of them.

"The young one was entrusted by the shop owner to tell Madam that there is still a batch of yin wine in the main shop, and it will be delivered to our shop in a few days. If there is a destiny, I hope Madam will come to the door again. It will definitely not happen yesterday."

"I see, you've bothered." Wei Buming heard the words, thinking of the turbulent Xuanming world, his heart was heavy, and the colors and shadows merged into one, he quietly responded by grabbing the hem of his clothes.

When Xiao Er got the answer, his face immediately burst into a smile.Probably because of psychological training, this time when facing Shen Qinghuan's gaze, he was much calmer and calmer. Against the other's increasingly gloomy complexion and cannibalistic gaze, he was able to chat with Wei Buming over a cup of tea. , before resigning and leaving.

Shen Qinghuan saw that Xiao Er's lips were tightly closed, so she quickly closed the window with a slap, pursed the corners of her mouth and went out to drive, her movements were quick, without any trace of Xianjun's teaching.

Why didn't I think of buying a ghost mask just now?

Under his control, the ordinary horse seemed to have the charm of a fairy horse, running with four hooves at the speed of eight hooves.

Looking at the carriage galloping away mercilessly, the waiter smiled and turned back to the inn lobby.

In the corner, those hooligans still nestled in the same place and did not move. Now they are lying on the table one by two, like a puddle of mud.Especially the big guy in the lead, curled up like a giant mountain on the small wooden stool like a ball of meat, it looked ridiculous.

"Guests, the shop is about to close today, please settle the bill, and our shop will also be closed."

Xiao Er came to the crowd with a smile on his face, asking for money.Those hooligans were about to throw the table when they heard the words, but the strong man remembered Shen Qinghuan's exhortation before leaving, but suppressed the anger in his chest, and reluctantly said: "Forget it, I'm happy today. Whatever, I'll settle it. "

A strong man with a strong outside but with a big money bag around his waist, he has no desire to cause trouble in his heart.

"Well, not much, it's only 100 taels of silver." 100 taels of silver is almost more than a year's expenses for the strong man and the younger brother.

"So many! You are cheating!" The strong man got up with a bang when he heard the words, and spat at Xiaoer's face: "The black shop is not as black as you! Why do you have to cook so few dishes? A lot of money, do you think I'm easy to bully?"

"No, no one in the whole town knows your name, sir. This is the huanghuali wooden table that you broke in our shop this morning. Have you forgotten? You don't need me to tell you the price of huanghuali? If it wasn't for the sake of you being a regular customer, wouldn't the price be more than that?"

"Bah! Do you think I'm stupid, which inn in this world would put a huanghuali table in the lobby?"

The strong man was so angry that he patted himself on the table, beckoning his younger brother to leave, but when he turned around, he was blocked by the second boy.

"Of course there are shops like this in this world," Xiaoer looked at the two with a smile. Under his clothes, black mist flowed along his skin, and the sky turned gray at some point, he said slowly : "Why, do you want to renege on your debt?"

The strong man staggered back home, thinking about what happened today, he always felt aggrieved.

He has been domineering in the small town all this time, and he has been living a comfortable and comfortable life, so why did he bump into some living Hades today.It's okay to meet a scholar who is a master of martial arts, and even the waiter can bully himself now.He touched his shriveled wallet, and remembering the evil-faced Xiaoer, he couldn't help shivering, and pushed open the door dejectedly.

The breeze was blowing, slightly relieving the heat in his heart.The strong man was in a trance, but he didn't remember opening the window before going out.

It's really too dangerous. If thieves get in, it will be troublesome.

He shook his head, walked to the window, and calmed down while blowing the cool breeze.But he didn't check that his chest was cold, and when he lowered his head, he saw a breeze coming from the shadow, and came from the dark corner above his chest. In the darkness, the scarlet pupils were extraordinarily dazzling.

"Today, you lent a carriage to a couple"

A flat, waveless voice came from the shadows, and the scarlet eyes were particularly dazzling in the dark.

The author has something to say:

Once you treat your subordinate characters equally, treat them as unworthy children

I can't bear to write some bad endings

I even feel that my own child is so unbelievable

But if you abuse my two sons-in-law (Gong Shou), you will feel very relaxed

Why it is like this......

In these two chapters, they seem to be a bit overwhelming. Originally, they just wanted to draw out a clue, so why did they write so much at once?

And, recently, I always feel that my character is OOC to explode, can everyone tell me quietly, is the current attack and suffering like a psychosis (cover face)