#微威证证写秀 Big guys, have you seen it! #

Lemon in the main building: It is said that the Law Enforcement Alliance actually adopted the opinions of the Mimic Talisman Teleportation Formation, etc. Have you seen the solicitation post issued by the Law Enforcement Alliance!It feels like any floor is a boss once you enter! [shuddering]

Xiaoxiao on the first floor was a bit tired: I went in and took a look, and it was really well drawn!Really good looking!Say we can vote?How to vote!I have two favorites!The post on the 36th and [-]th floors, a Luoshen mimicry, and a cute cat mimicry, I really like it! !Just want to use it right away! [heart to heart]

The green plums on the second floor are very sweet: Me too!After I read the solicitation post, I had one thought in my mind, Master!I also want to learn to draw! [crying]

Where are you, the stupid cat on the third floor: Hahahahahaha, I can only draw emoticons, and I will give you a set of emoticons—[It’s amazing to be able to draw! ][Sorry, but if you know how to draw, you can do whatever you want]

Zizai on the fourth floor, look at me: hahahahahahaha you respect you upstairs is also a boss with emoticons, that floor is really full of bosses, I suddenly have a bold idea, if there is a boss The talisman master is also very good at drawing, and he still has the way of painting, so he must be very good!

The fifth floor is full of ocean: the fourth floor you are talking about is Gui Yuanzong's Wu'an Elder?Elder Wu'an is a super powerful talisman master, and he also follows the way of painting. You must know that the puppet talisman made by Elder Wu'an is very good even for the puppet masters. It is comparable to what they make. I heard that Elder Wu'an has 870 very exquisite and cultivated puppet charms, which can help him do many things.

Why is it so difficult to get rich on the sixth floor: Elder Wu'an, he is very powerful. I always feel that Guiyuanzong is very powerful, but he is very low-key. Every elder of them is very powerful in my opinion. I remember Elder Wu'an There is a glorious deed that he participated in the Fengyun Grand Competition when he was still in the Jindan stage, and then he did not play at all, only let his talisman play, and then won the top ten. [I admire you]

Where do you look at the scholar on the seventh floor: Hahahaha, it feels like this building is suddenly crooked, isn't it talking about the mimicry next door!Speaking of which, the results of the pilot test should be good, right? Wouldn't it be possible for the entire cultivation world to use the cloud altar and sit in the teleportation array immediately?It feels really good!

September on the eighth floor: Yes, but I still don't think it's very safe. What if it falls?What if it breaks during a fight, wouldn't it be so heartbreaking!

Yi Ren on the ninth floor is in the middle of the water: Upstairs, the Law Enforcement Alliance seems to have posted a post on this issue to collect ideas and discuss it. Some said that they should use the spirit array on their own cloud altar, and some said that they can add defensive symbols to their own cloud altar. Some say that you can add an object-finding array on your cloud altar...

April 26 on the tenth floor: But this is very troublesome. Our current cloud platform is very cheap. Will the price increase after adding it? [smile of Shang Zhidao]

On the [-]th floor, Shang Shan Ruo Shui: To be on the safe side, it’s better not to charge too much at once. When you’re not swiping the cloud altar, put the storage bag in the storage space. This will be safer, even if there is an accident. Losses can also be reduced. [slight smile]

Answer Ziji was scrolling through this post, thinking about new essays while scrolling. His new essays were also inspired after he read the script. When he was writing, he also saw many posts where Wenxiu shared his writing experience, some of which were really shared with great care and very useful.

After reading Answer Ziji, I felt that I should write an outline slowly. The outline is like the skeleton of his story. After building the skeleton, and then slowly using the plot and characters as flesh and blood, the whole story becomes more complete and more complete. In this way, he can better think about what he is expressing. At the same time, after writing the outline, he can also know which places can be more colorful, and which places are suitable for more careful carving.

After conceiving for a while, Answer Ziji probably had a model of the new article in his mind. He waved out his keyboard and began to write the outline seriously. The speed of writing the outline was obviously much slower than writing the main text. Writing the main text At the time, you can write various environmental descriptions, etc., after exaggerating the atmosphere, etc., and then decide how the plot should go according to the character of the protagonist.

While writing the outline, these are omitted. Instead, it is more important to highlight where the plot nodes are and where the conflict points should be. After a whole lot of typing, deletions and deletions took almost two hours, and the answer Ji also squeezed out six. In the thousand-character outline, Ji patted his head while answering the word, biting his snacks, ready to relax.

Naturally, the first way to relax is to browse the cloud altar, and then Answer Ziji came across such a post.

#You just talk about whether the typewriter Da Da and the braised pork Da Da have an affair! #

The Chu waist in the main building is slender: I bet ten bowls of spicy noodles!Typewriter Da Da and Braised Pork Da Da must have an affair!Braised Pork in Braised Pork has always been written by Da Da Da’s colleagues on a typewriter!And it's so well described! [I like it]

The master on the first floor took me: I actually prefer to think that the braised pork is a typewriter with a small size hahahaha. I just feel embarrassed to write meat, so I silently write it on the cloud altar and don’t sell it in the bookstore. [cheek support]

What are you looking at on the second floor: I think I have a leg!Generally, various posts related to his texts will pop up, but except for the post of Braised Pork, Typewriter will generally not appear. What does this mean!It shows how shy! [My eyes have seen too much]

Ye Zifei on the third floor: I also think there is a leg hahahaha, finally someone guessed that way, I am very happy, I thought I was the only one who thought they were a couple!

Braised pork rice on the fourth floor: They may be a pair of Taoists! [smirk]

Huahua on the fifth floor: They may be a Taoist couple! [smirk]

The ones on the sixth floor are just mediocre: they may be a Taoist couple! [smirk]

Ripples on the seventh floor: They might be a Taoist couple! [smirk]

Zhuang Zhuang on the eighth floor: They may be a Taoist couple! [smirk]

Answer Ziji was a little confused when he saw this, who is the braised pork?When did he suddenly have an extra Taoist companion?Thinking of answering Ji and frowning slightly because of the unnecessary Taoist couple, a figure appeared in his heart, answering Ji shook his head, thinking what the hell was he thinking!

Then, Answer Ziji tried to find the post about looking for braised pork, but it was still a popular post of many people, but the name of the post was a post that Answer Ziji could easily skip, and then Answer Ziji casually I clicked into the latest post——#梦里你让我想忍不能#

Today's typewriter in the main building is so cute again: my loveliest typewriter every day!The latest ending, I really like it!The whole book is a big sweet, so cute, and it ends with flowers!Then I plan to write a dream about Zuo Meng and the Great Dream Demon King!

On the first floor, earn Lingshi to buy a big courtyard: late night benefits!I knew the braised pork would not let me down! [Move the small bench and sit down obediently]

I like typewriters on the second floor: When Zuo Meng opened his eyes and found himself in the street, looking at the bustling crowd, he was a little confused, then his hand was held, his palm was scratched, and Zuo Meng felt His neck was wet for a while, Zuo Meng flinched, and he couldn't help but want to escape, but he felt his body soften, and then he heard his familiar voice: "Where do you want to escape?"

How could the typewriter on the third floor be so cute: there are people walking around, even if Zuo Meng knew it was just a dream, he would not be seen by others, and the people around couldn’t even see their faces clearly, but when he When he was so kissed that he couldn't help moaning, Zuo Meng still couldn't help but blushed, and he murmured softly: "We will be seen by others, shall we go home?"

The typewriter on the fourth floor: "But, that's not what you said here..." Zuo Meng heard the man say this, and the unspeakable part of her lower body was invaded by two fingers, "It's so soft...so wet Well...you are actually very excited to be watched by so many people, right?" Zuo Meng was extremely ashamed, but her body couldn't help but clung to the man's body completely...

Eating meat on the fifth floor makes me happy: wow wow wow!It really feels like squatting and posting benefits!I have a hunch that the law enforcement team will soon ban braised pork!

The one on the sixth floor can’t do without meat: keep going!What a red chicken!Feel it! [nosebleed]

The combination of meat and vegetables on the seventh floor: I feel like I have been chasing the big post of braised pork, I just want to send myself an emoticon package——[No, no, the nutrition is running out]

The meat on the eighth floor is always delicious: hahaha, awesome!I think what the fifth floor said is right, try to squat and read the post before the law enforcement team bans it, I won’t sleep tonight!

Answering Ziji looked at this post, and he felt a little hot all over. When he was swimming in the Internet world in Blue Star, he had read the little yellow book, but after scanning the beginning, Answering Ziji lost interest. After all, his It will only produce its own consciousness, even if you read it, you won't feel anything, and you don't dare to be interested at all.

After feeling the heat all over his body, An Ziji patted his face, subconsciously wanting to share his experience: "Ah Mo, so I will have a physical reaction too!"

But as soon as the words fell, Answer Ji suddenly realized that Mr. Tan had been away from him for a long time, and he had finished another story book, and in the past few months, Answer Ji had consciously refused to let him go. Thinking about this by himself, but just thinking about it made him feel a little melancholy.

Unexpectedly, Answer Zi Ji recalled a scene, when Mr. Tan enthusiastically showed him his posts with his paws, he seemed to have the same painting style as braised pork. Such a big talker.

Thinking of this, an unbelievable idea popped up in An Ziji's mind. With the idea together, An Ziji couldn't hold it back, so he took a pen and followed up the post on the cloud altar.

Xiao Ji on the fifteenth floor: Ah Mo?is that you

Immersed in the joy of small yellow texts, the chat boss just posted a paragraph, and took advantage of the trend to swipe the new thread, and then saw the fifteenth floor, "click", the pen fell off!

Talking about the boss: What should I do if my Taoist partner finds out that I secretly wrote a small pornographic article and then fell off the horse!very urgent!Wait online!

The answer is that Ji has been watching this post for a long time, and soon there are new comments on this post.

The second commander of the law enforcement team on the [-]th floor: The poster has been banned. After [-] minutes, this post will be deleted. Please let me know, thank you!

Eating meat on the nineteenth floor makes me happy: what did I say!Why did the law enforcement team come so fast this time! [woo woo woo]

The combination of meat and vegetables on the [-]th floor: My nutrition is actually enough!Don't delete the post!Don't ban!

The meat lover on the 21st floor: I don't believe it!If the braised pork is not banned, it will "squeak -"!

Tan Shaomo silently wrote "Zhi——" and then tried to follow the post, only to see the cloud altar lit up in red, with a big word "forbidden" on it, and Tan Shaomo breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and then couldn't help it. Seeing the sea of ​​knowledge, there was no one in it, Tan Shaomo felt the anticipation and disappointment of Answer Ji, and his heart was a little swollen.

You can recognize him through the little yellow text he wrote, and sure enough, his little Taoist companion must also like him very much!

Answering Ziji didn't come back to his senses until a quarter of an hour later when he watched the post being deleted. Then Answering Ziji sighed softly, pulled out a smile, waved his hand and wrote a letter with a brush.

This is a habit he developed after the big brother Tan left. When the big brother Tan was still there, he often supervised his writing. He was only born with a keyboard, and it was very difficult for him to write with a brush, but the big brother Tan I really like watching him write. When he is practicing calligraphy, I will tell him that the emotions hidden in the written words are different.

So he practiced calligraphy obediently, and after Mr. Tan left, he gradually fell in love with writing letters. He wrote letters very slowly, and the order of strokes would be wrong. After practicing for so long, his handwriting could barely be regarded as not ugly. Slowly writing down the pen, after a while, the slender and white fingers flew, and folded the letter paper into a small boat in an instant, and then put the folded boat into a wooden box. There was already a stack of letter paper in the wooden box .

After he finished covering the wooden box, he bit a toffee and began to type. The chapters of the new world were gradually revealed under his fingertips.

The new storybook answered Ziji and named it "Who Killed Me" and the name was determined by the protagonist. The male protagonist of this storybook is named Jiangdeng, which means a lamp on the river, where is the river flowing? It can also be known.

Jiang Deng is not a human being, but a yin-yang ghost. A yin-yang ghost does not belong to the ghost world, nor does it belong to the mortal world, nor does it belong to the cultivation world. in front of the house.

Jiang Deng was brought up by Po Meng. Po Meng is not an old woman, but a middle-aged uncle who is handsome but unshaven and can dress casually. The reason why he is called Po Meng is because as far as Jiang Deng can remember, he I was looking for a girl named Po Meng.

"Little Deng, you have to call me often, so that I get dizzy and accidentally drink Meng Po's soup. If you call me, I will remember her." Jiang Deng often heard Meng Po boil While eating the soup, chatting with him like this.

Jiang Deng would listen to Po Meng's nagging so many times, and tease the little leopard's tail with the flowers on the other side, and the little leopard's tail jumped up and down around him. Then he said to Po Meng: "Meng Po, Meng Po, the girls you are looking for are all old girls, otherwise, how can they be called Po?"

Jiang Deng had actually asked this question several times, but Po Meng would always think about it for a while, and finally shook her head, saying that he didn't remember it himself, and Jiang Deng was used to asking this casual question.

Unexpectedly, this time, Po Meng said: "She is not old, she is very young and beautiful. She said that she will grow old with me. After marrying me, she will take my surname. When she gets old, she will be called Po Meng."

Jiang Deng was taken aback when he heard the words, thinking that this surname is not a girl's, and her name is just a title, so how could she find it? After a while, Po Meng said again: "Stop playing, go and get busy, King Yama will be there later." It's time to chat with you."

When Jiang Deng heard this, he didn't have time to be curious. The underworld is very small. To put it bluntly, it is the transfer place of the lower three realms. There are not many guys in the underworld, just a dozen, and there are all kinds of races. Jiang Deng is a ghost, like Meng A mother-in-law is a human being, like a leopard tail is a demon, like black and white impermanence is a demon, a bull head and a horse face are spirits...

Fingers and toes can be counted, but everyone is very busy, each perform their own duties, like Meng Po, who is dedicated to erasing the memory of souls who are about to enter reincarnation, black and white impermanence and bull-headed horse-face are mainly in charge of erotic souls in the lower three realms, Xiao Bao At the end of the day, the four great yin commanders were dedicated to guarding the hell, shutting a few in at a time, and releasing a few at a time. King Yan Luo took the book of life and death to settle accounts, and today he cultivates. If any big boss in the world ascends, he doesn't have to take care of it. Just cross it out. Tomorrow, another big boss from the ghost world will enter the mortal world and will change his life and death...

Everyone is very busy, but Jiang Deng is most afraid of Yan Luo Wang. Once Yan Luo Wang is caught lazy by Yan Luo Wang, he can come up with words longer than his basket of life and death books and keep talking about you. I was accidentally caught chattering twice, and Jiang Deng was drowsy from the chattering, and there was only one thought in my mind, one day I must secretly drink three bowls of Mengpo soup to King Yama, to see if he can remember so much talk!

By the way, of course, Jiang Deng cannot be an idle ghost. He is responsible for finding those ghosts who do not enter reincarnation, escape the six realms, and wander in the three realms. They may lose their souls, and they will also lose their souls if they wander for too long, and they will not be able to enter reincarnation.

Jiang Deng heard from Po Meng that before he came, these ghosts were lucky enough to find the ghost gate, and they would enter reincarnation when they set foot on Huangquan Road. .

Jiang Deng is a yin-yang ghost that King Yama would be amazed to meet once in thousands of years. He can come and go freely in the lower three realms. To these wandering ghosts, Jiang Deng is a walking yang qi, wrapped in yin qi skin , has a great attraction, very suitable for finding these ghosts and leading them to the road to hell.

The guys in the underworld, when Jiang Deng was still young, could brag about him vigorously, boasting that he is the number one guide in the underworld, saying that the underworld cannot live without him.

Jiang Deng was young at that time, young and energetic, he was proud of hearing it, and was moved to the point of running nose and tears. He never thought that there were only a dozen guys in the whole underworld.

The past is unbearable, Jiang Deng now thinks back to the time when he first led the way, he was full of ambition and full of confidence.

Behind him, Po Meng waved a spoon at his back and shouted, "Jiang Deng, you are the best!"

Black and White Wuchang personally sent him out of the gate of hell, patted him on the shoulder and said to him seriously: "I'll leave it to you!"

Niu Tau Ma Mian would smile and give him Bi An Crisp, stroking his head: "Our Jiang Deng has grown up and can do it, eat it on the road!"

The little leopard would arch its tail against the little wasp, flirting with him, and King Yan Luo who was on the side spoke succinctly: "If you do well this time, you will have a house in the underworld."

Then Jiang Deng left without looking back. After a while, Jiang Deng screamed and ran towards the ghost gate, followed by a long string of ghosts.

Facing Jiang Deng, Black and White Wuchang and Niutauma looked brisk and satisfied: "Young ghost, you are really motivated."

After that, Jiang Deng has been honest and honest for a while since he was a child. He taught him the impermanence of black and white and learned it honestly. He taught him how to distinguish and catch ghosts with a bull's head and a horse face.

Even Shuai Siyin, who had a leopard tail, bird's beak, fish gills, and wasp, wanted to teach him a small language of monsters and animals, but he barked for a while and meowed for a while to finish learning.

In those few years, Jiang Deng also realized that Po Meng could not only cook Po Meng Soup that could make ghosts forget everything, but also Wang Chuan Soup that reminded ghosts of important things in their lives.

Jiang Deng has studied for many years, and when he has learned almost everything, he decides to go out of the underworld again, and then he is stopped by the king of Yama, who keeps telling him to cultivate the truth. Severe drought and severe flood, half desert and half blizzard in the devil world, when he was about to feel dizzy again, King Yama said: "Okay, now only those wandering ghosts will be attracted by you, let's go, our guide!" .”

I feel that Jiang Deng, who I have learned for so many years, has complicated emotions, and when I look up, I see King Yama's eyes are gentle, Black and White Wuchang looks at him and smiles slightly, Niutauma scratches his head facing him, and Po Meng raised the corners of her mouth to him, Shuai Siyin arched a wreath of flowers and tried to put it on his head...

Jiang Deng set foot on Huangquan Road, he pushed the gate of hell, his mind flashed, he acted like a baby when he was a child and refused to imitate their helpless appearance, he pushed the gate of ghost with one hand, raised his hand high, and then turned around: "Wait for me to come back ah!"

"it is good."

What Jiang Deng didn't know was that as soon as he left, a group of guys from the underworld surrounded King Yan Luo and asked in a hurry: "How is it? How is it? Is it done?"

King Yan Luo shook his head, seeing a group of guys sighing, looking downcast.

Then I heard Yan Luowang said with a smile: "This king officially announces that Jiang Deng has settled in our underworld~"

Black and White Impermanence & Bull Head & Horse Face & Siyin Shuai & Meng Po: Today is another day I want to beat Yama!

The author has something to say: I made up the settings of the underworld, please don't be particular about it, any similarity is purely coincidental.

Do you have a big heart every day~

【small theater】

The answer is Ji: why the only solution to worry is the code word!

Tan Shaomo: Do ​​you know about Xiao Huangwen?

The answer is Ji: ...

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