Typewriter becomes a daily practice

There is a post on the cloud altar, which is a closed private post.

According to the setting of the cloud forum proposed by Answer Ji, there is no such setting as private posts. When Answer Ji first conceived it, he thought about what to do if there were private posts and someone opened a private post to spread cults in it. !

This is by no means a wild thought by Answer Ji, it's completely a cult in the realm of comprehension, which is too terrifying for you to imagine.

Answer Zi Ji once read an autobiography written by a great power in the realm of cultivation. It mentioned in it that he used to be in a cult in those years. He has his own exercises, adhering to the teaching that as long as you join the teaching, you can ascend to the Tao.

After entering, the kung fu method is also very evil. At the beginning, it can indeed make a breakthrough in the monk's cultivation base in a short period of time, and then the monk who has practiced the kung fu method will involuntarily have a sense of belonging to the sect. The deeper it gets, the more it becomes clear that the cult is my family, the construction depends on everyone, the leader is my father, and my father wants to ascend.

This is fine, but the problem is that the reason why a cult is a cult is that its essence is bad. The cult mentioned in Da Neng’s autobiography that he accidentally joined when he was young and energetic, in fact, in the end, the followers are the furnace of the leader. No matter how high the cultivation base was, it was all given to the leader in the end, and none of the monks in the religion thought it was wrong. They all felt that as long as the leader attained the Tao and ascended, they would be consummated.

Da Neng also found something wrong at the beginning. What really felt wrong was that when he offered sacrifices to the leader for the first time, the elders of the church certainly did not say that this was a sacrifice, but had a face of "you are awesome, I am very optimistic about you" He patted Da Neng on the shoulder and said: "The leader thinks that you have been practicing hard recently. The leader appreciates you very much. He wants to give you some rewards."

Then Da Neng was full of anticipation and enthusiasm for that meeting, feeling the dawn of ascension shining on his head, and went to see the leader.

... Ugly, really ugly.

Da Neng wrote in his autobiography: "I have never seen such an ugly monk. As long as I think about my continuous practice of this method, I will become uglier and uglier. I will fall into despair in an instant!"

The reason why Da Neng can become Da Neng is that he has something special. Da Neng is a monk who loves beauty and is a full-scale face control. When Da Neng was born, he was in the mortal world. His mother is the most beautiful woman in the world. , his father was the number one beauty in the imperial court, so he was named the young master of Qingcheng. He felt that such a good-looking person as himself was extraordinary after all!

Relying on a blind self-confidence, Da Neng was taken away by the elders who preached the cult and came to visit the world. When he was taken away, Da Neng still firmly believed that his beauty was not useless.

Sure enough, he entered a cult by virtue of his beauty, which is really nice to hear.

When he found out that the cult leader was so ugly, he tried to escape. Naturally, he went through many turmoil and finally knew the true face of this cult. Later, in order to practice again, Da Neng almost betrayed his beauty. This is of course Da Neng’s other story, in short, after Da Neng recognized that it was a cult by accident, and after he became a little overlord, he took down the entire cult very unceremoniously: “It’s hard to imagine that there are still evil cults in this world. What a horrible sect that tries to make everyone ugly together!"

And so on, there are a lot of weird and weird cults in the cultivation world, some of them are deadly, some of them are rich, so at the beginning, An Ziji never mentioned to Ji Yujin and the others that they could also set up private posts.

But although the answer Ji didn't mention it, Luo Yuehua, who was created by Grandpa Zeng, knows that there is such a setting, and has always regretted the lack of a restriction that can make the private posting successful.

However, this kind of restriction is available to talk about Shao Mo, and there are all kinds of restrictions for talking about the boss. After hearing what Luo Yuehua said, he blatantly told Ji Yujin and Luo Yuehua, and then said that he would build a private stick.

Ji Yujin and Luo Yuehua were so dispirited that they didn't even resist, they built one as soon as they heard it, and the three of them happily worked together to build it.

Then Ji Yujin and Luo Yuehua regretted it very much. If they knew that the purpose of talking about Shao Mojian's private post was to do this kind of thing, they would definitely... well, they would still post it!

The reason why Tan Shaomo created this post was actually to plan for his mission. Although this is his third mission, it is better than the previous two missions. One was to quell the chaos of the Three Realms a long time ago, and the other was to kill the Immortal Realm against the sky. Five Immortals, his task this time is almost so simple that he finds it a little unbelievable.

"Waiting for a spirit from another world, if it is a person who does evil, then kill it, if not, then it depends."

Seeing the gold-plated words "depending on what to do" on the Book of Destiny, Tan Shaomo was really worried for a while, but the Book of Destiny only mentioned the spirit of the other world, but did not say where the spirit of the other world came from. But in fact, because of the flow of time and space, and the continuous shattering of the void, there have been many guys from other worlds for tens of thousands of years. Which one is his task object?

Fortunately, since it was a task printed on the Book of Destiny, this otherworldly spirit must have some connection with him, so he must be able to find it.

This search, Tan Shaomo has been searching for nearly ten thousand years, and he seems to have found a lot of fun in these ten thousand years of leisurely life, writing small yellow articles and so on.

Until one day, when he was fascinated, his sea of ​​consciousness was a starry sky, and at this moment the brightest star in his sea of ​​consciousness was a little brighter, and it was coming.

Feeling that this spirit from another world actually wants to go to the realm of cultivation in the lower three realms, because of the existence of the rules of heaven, he cannot go to other realms at will. It is a trivial matter to be suppressed in the lower three realms. The problem is that the spiritual realm of the lower three realms is the most Damn, from time to time, after taking a nap and waking up, if he catches someone who is not from the Upper Three Realms, he will make a small report with the world spirits of the Upper Three Realms. If he is directly picked out and thrown at the Upper Three Realms, his soul will be damaged at most, and he will be a hero if he has practiced for a thousand years.

If the defendant succeeds in suing, all the world spirits in the upper three realms will be allowed to practice nonsense without any conditions, and this will be more than troublesome.

So at the beginning, Tan Shaomo directly took the otherworldly spirit to the upper three realms. As a result, the otherworldly spirit was too weak to even form a spirit body, and the soul was fragmented, so a mass , the whole group trembled when poked, let out a small sob, looked very pitiful, Tan Shaomo had no sympathy, originally thought, or just poke, poke this otherworldly spirit away, then His task was accomplished.

Then I heard a very weak, very low voice, and a little silly voice: "God has given me a hint, why haven't you confirmed with me that the eyes make me become a spirit, go eat delicious food, and see the world?" ..."

When Tan Shaomo heard this sentence, he couldn't help but want to laugh. Why is this otherworldly spirit a little silly? It looks so pitiful and silly. It doesn't look like a guy who will do evil. If he is scattered like this, his mission will probably fail.

So Tan Shaomo became a kitten. As soon as he entered the realm of cultivation, he felt the oppression of the rules of heaven, which seemed to be a little lower than what he imagined he could bear.

Just thinking about this, Tan Shaomo realized that he was not very lucky. The world spirits of the cultivation world were waking up, and suddenly found out the spirits of other worlds. Naturally, he couldn't let his stupid task object Being mischievously played by Jie Ling like this, he broke it, took out his Book of Destiny, and simply said something.

World spirits don't have a fixed form. If they want to be human, they should be human, if they want to be a cloud, they should be a cloud, if they want to be a wisp of wind, they should be a wisp of wind. And the world spirit holding his quest object right now has a look The five-year-old child, dressed in a big red bellyband, with a small braid on the top of his head, red lips and white teeth, and big eyes, looks innocent and innocent: "It's quite interesting."

"Then do you want to accompany this little thing? But I don't like guys from other worlds staying in my world for too long. If I'm not happy alone, I can't guarantee that I will help you solve this problem little things."

Jie Ling is the origin of the world, and no matter how big Shao Mo is, he can't compare to him. He silently bowed his head in front of the real big boss, and then said that he would only leave a trace of his consciousness here, and his mission in about 200 years should be similar.

What Tan Shaomo planned was that if he practiced well in 200 years, it would be enough for him to let his task object ascend to the upper three realms, and then it would be easy to talk about it later.

Tan Shaomo's abacus was rattling, and after talking with Jie Ling, he would openly give his task target a little of his own soul power, and after making the task target successfully become a spirit, he began to fool his stupid task target. The silly task object is really silly, easy to fool around, when it comes time to form a bond.

Tan Shaomo gave his task object a name, and looked at his task object's shining almond eyes, which were full of his reflection.

He suddenly didn't want to use his avatar to form a bond. He found a reason for himself. It was because the cat avatar didn't look domineering enough to use his original appearance. Forming a bond was just a matter of waving his hands for a moment, but he There was an inexplicable sense of ritual.

He was seriously reading his nonsense contract. He looked at the corners of his mouth and eyes crooked. He gently stepped forward and placed a light kiss on the forehead of Daziji, with Forget it, since he has given her a name, she is the one he is covering.

Originally, this was a very stable operation. The premise was that the world spirit did not watch the whole process, and the world spirit who watched the whole time laughed.

Tan Shaomo found that he had been tricked by Jie Ling. He had only planned to keep a trace of his consciousness, but it turned out that this trace of consciousness was easily dissipated.

And later, when Tan Shaomo took the silly Answer Ji to step on the Dao that belonged to Answer Ji, he also became more and more aware that this wisp of divine consciousness was about to dissipate.

Since he is destined to dissipate sooner than the 200 years he planned, he can only make preparations in advance - prepare for his avatar to become a real cat who only knows how to eat, drink and play sooner or later.

Tan Shaomo was at a loss when dealing with Answer Ji at the beginning. He hadn't met such a weak guy for a long time. He had thought about letting Answer Ji practice the skills of the cultivation world, but Answer Ji didn't seem to be born with the talent for cultivation. Why? There was no way to draw Qi into the body, so a spirit body had never been formed.

When he watched Answer Ji stuttering in speech, and wanted to speak smoothly, blushing and blinking his eyes to continue, he felt a little itchy in his heart. When Answer Ji was not paying attention, he arrived The bookstore bought several books. When he was young, it was the weakest time for all living beings.

"How to Raise a Child"

"How to be an old father that can be remembered by children"

"Do you want to insist on letting your children practice the same as yourself?"

"Children of Different Schools and Different Styles"

"Cubs Help Your Cultivation"

After reading it thoroughly, Tan Shaomo's way of raising and answering Ziji is extremely simple and rude. Buy what you like, and you can buy it. You can buy it, and you can try it if you like it. If you have him, don't panic. After a while, be fierce.

But he found that Answer Ziji was not the same as those in the books he read. Every creature in the book had a hundred thousand whys when he was young, but Answer Ziji was not. He rarely asked him, and more Sometimes he was flipping through the book by himself, and it took him a long time to find what he wanted to know. Answering Ziji had no idea about Lingshi. He would listen to him and buy what he liked, but he never asked him for it what……

When he thought that Answer Ji was really weak, but found that Answer Ji said that he could code words, he was really serious. From time to time, he honestly thought about how to write the story, and then started writing, writing and writing. Seeing this little thing that was very weak in his eyes, he actually entered the Tao by himself.

He reads every story written by Da Ziji. He is the first reader of each story of Da Ziji. He finds that in the stories of Da Ziji, there is his own strength and belief.

He thought that answering ji might be a little weaker than he imagined, when he saw more and more monks were touched by the story of answering ji, when he saw that the world of cultivation was indeed because of answering ji When there was a change due to his existence, he suddenly felt a little bit reluctant, and his consciousness would soon dissipate.

Tan Shao Mojian's private post is mainly to subtly let Ji Yujin and Luo Yuehua help him cover the answer Ji in the future, and the half-demon who can roam freely in the realm of cultivation is of course not an ordinary half-demon, let alone a returning one. The half-demon of the ancestors, and the crucian carp spirit who has embarked on the way of work, so ascension is only a matter of time, and it is also his selfishness. He wants to record how this little thing he watched grows up little by little.

Tan Shaomo's subtle influence is very simple, he thinks that the two guys should get used to the presence of Answer Ji, even if they don't live together, Answer Ji will always live in his heart.

That's why Tan Shaomo writes about Zi Ji's daily affairs in private posts every day, and the style of the entire private post is like this.

Xiao Ji on the first floor of 120: Xiao Ji no longer cares about eating the original braised pork. He needs to add some chili oil to satisfy him. Remember that it is this kind of chili oil, which is bright red and oily, slightly spicy and very fragrant [Chili oil picture]

Ji Yujin on the second floor of 120: Boss Mo!Your recent post, more and more like raising a child!

The No. 120 Demon in the World on the third floor of [-]: I agree!

Xiao Ji on the fourth floor of 120: Do you want to make any comments?

Ji Yujin on the fifth floor of 120: Boss Mo, I'm going to find out where I can buy chili oil in bulk!

The No. 120 Devil on the sixth floor of [-]: No, I mean chili oil is delicious!

Xiao Ji on the seventh floor of 120: Xiao Ji's speed has already exceeded [-] per hour. If you find that his speed has dropped, you must remember to supervise him. When supervising him, it is very simple. Lie down and touch his stomach twice, and give him a look with his eyes That's fine, Luo Yuehua, you can think about how to grow some hair when you transform.

The No. 120 demon in the world on the eighth floor of [-]: We demons are born with less hair.

Xiao Ji on the ninth floor of 120: Oh, you are not good at this class of demons.

Ji Yujin on the 130th floor: Second!

Xiaoji on the first floor of 130: Xiaoji’s full set of emoticons, let’s learn about it A grinned: I'm really happy today] [Akimbo of the stick figure: I'm really good]... (360 pictures of [-] are omitted below)

The No. 130 Demon in the World on the second floor of [-]: Boss Mo, I have collected them all!

Xiao Ji on the third floor of 130: Well, I have already flown you in "The Demon Transformation 36-Day Success Method".

Ji Yujin on the fourth floor of 130: Boss Mo, I have already collected them too!Also drew two! [Sleeping answer: No one can disturb my sleep] [Waving answer: goodbye]

Xiao Ji on the fifth floor of 130: Well, I have written all the questions you asked last time in the Jade Slip, and I will send them to you along with the illustrated book you are looking for later.

……

Already walking on the road of doglegs, the spirit and half demon happily accepted today's thigh-hugging gift. Luo Yuehua opened the "36-day Quick Success Method of Demon Transformation", and saw the letter—— The demons are born with less hair, and the problem of hair loss and hair loss has always troubled the demons. This is a problem that the demons have been persistently trying to solve for thousands of years. Research, dedicated to making the hair of the demons more vigorous, thus providing many effective anti-hair loss methods for the majority of the demons...

Luo Yuehua: Crying in anger!

Answer Ziji didn't know anything about private posts. After he coded the number of words for today's share, he wanted to go to the street to taste the delicacies that appeared because he wrote them. Answer Ziji had never cooked food after all. , When coding, many of the food practices are based on the books I have read, the taste of the food, etc., and more rely on the documentaries I have watched, various hungry food programs, and food live broadcasts, etc. .

But for some delicacies, his recipes are very vague, and the monks of the way of food actually made them!This made him very admired. When Da Ziji was holding a cup of green tea with sea salt milk cap, the slightly salty and delicate milk cap melted in his mouth, mixed with the fragrant green tea, he felt very comfortable in his throat.

This feeling, as if he had instantly become the magic pen Ma Liang, and his words and things in this world can come true, so happy, and all this is because of his readers, he took another sip, and his almond eyes Satisfied, he hugged Tan Shaomo and smiled, looking a bit silly in Tan Shaomo's eyes.

"I feel like my readers spoil me so much, they make everything I write come true. I like them so much!"

I am also your reader, thank you for liking it, Tan Shaomo naturally took a sip of Answer Ziji's green tea covered with sea salt milk, and raised his cat's whiskers: "After all, you are stupid, and you look very pampered."

Answer: Ji: You can't see how witty I am with both eyes? !

The author has something to say: Anyway, this is a non-traditional cultivation text with no advanced settings!

There is actually one more word in the chapter name of the last chapter... I will change it before two o'clock, so today's update will be sent out earlier~ I wish all the college entrance examination candidates a smooth exam~ How are you doing every day!

【small theater】

Ji Yujin: As for the correct dog-leg posting posture, please refer to me, and for negative teaching materials, please refer to a certain idiot.

Luo Yuehua: In a low voice, I think Boss Mo has the potential to be an idiot.

Tan Shaomo: Tsk tsk tsk, do you know about hair-plucking prevention?

Luo Yuehua: Crying in anger!