Spirit Demon Master

The fat man looked at Du Yuying's weak body, smacked his lips, "No, you're too weak, you're already so weak, isn't your father worried that you won't be able to inherit the family business?"

Du Yu looked blank, feeling that the fat uncle knew his father, but why should he inherit his father's family business?What is there for a fortune teller at the entrance of the village to inherit, not to mention that he has a brother above him, even if there is any family business to inherit, it is his brother's business and has nothing to do with him.Thinking of this, Du Yu said directly, "I have a brother above me."

The meaning of this is very clear, and it is clear that even if I am ignorant and incompetent, it is fine, the sky is falling, and my brother will carry it first.

The fat uncle was overjoyed, "So there is an older brother. No wonder you are not the right age. You are too young. Now you are a good match. Your dad who is idle all day is so lucky to have two sons."

It seems that this fat uncle is really a good friend of his father, he even knows about his idleness, and his father is usually out, pretending to be first-rate, and people who are not familiar with him can't see his essence clearly.

Seeing that Du Yu didn't speak, the fat uncle didn't care. He said to himself, "Your Uncle Wang and I have two sons." His words were full of flaunting.

Du Yu, "..." I don't understand what is there to show off. Two sons means preparing two houses, two cars, and two bride price gifts. When my father found out that he had another son, he wanted to put his Throw it back, so as not to harm him, and I am still talking about it until now. I used to smoke a pack of cigarettes with a price of one hundred plus a day, at least one pack a day. Now I only dare to smoke twenty, and I changed it to one a day. I can't bear it anymore, so I can only smell the taste to relieve my greed.

Uncle Wang in front of Du Yu might have seen that something was wrong with Du Yu, so he simply took Du Yu to sit down and chatted with him. Seeing this, Du Yu didn't seem to want to sell himself to this uncle, so he felt relieved. Basically answer all questions.

Uncle Wang asked a few basic questions and was quite satisfied. For example, where did Du Yu come from?

Du Yu replied east.

For example, how old is your dad this year?

Du Yu replied fifty.

This is all right, it seems that the person in front of him is the person he is looking for, that's right.When Uncle Wang slapped his thigh, Du Yu trembled unconsciously.

Uncle Wang carefully softened his voice, with a loving expression on his face, "Xiao Du, I am your Uncle Wang, did your father tell you, why did you ask you to come to me?"

Du Yu shook his head honestly, his father never told him to ask him to find this Uncle Wang, it is possible that his father has improved his fortune-telling skills recently, and even calculated this.Du Yu was secretly surprised, she never thought that her father, whom she had underestimated for so long, would have such a skill.

Uncle Wang's face, I knew that Du Yu didn't tell you anything, and he looked very distressed, and he comforted Du Yu with a bit of earnestness, "I knew Du Naya, it's unreliable!" In front of the child, it was wrong to say that his best friend for many years was wrong, so he quickly shut up, but Du Yu didn't think there was anything wrong with what Uncle Wang said. For a long time, he always felt that the most unreliable person in the world was his father. Two is fucking.

"It's like this, as you know, the branch office of the Spirit Demon Master in our area has a wide range and a small number of staff. It is usually busy with work, and it is normal for one person to do the work of three or four people. Now there is a small problem, which is why I borrowed from your father, and your father praised you as having nothing but heaven and earth, no, Xiao Du, when will you be able to go to work?" The more Uncle Wang said, the more flattering his expression became, it's a pity that what he said , Du Yu was confused by what he heard, what happened to the world, he studied mathematics, physics and chemistry, and as a result, he would become a spirit demon master who had never heard of anything when he came to society.What's the difference between this and teaching 11=2 in class, and the ternary quadratic equation in the exam!

Dad, this society is terrible, I want to go back to the countryside!

Du Yuchan slightly asked a question, "Uncle Wang, what is a spirit demon master?"

As soon as these words came out, the smile on Uncle Wang's face that hadn't had time to take back froze on his face. "Bah, you shouldn't believe that dude surnamed Du, who came to fool me again!" When Uncle Wang said this, Du Yu could clearly see the muscles on his face trembling. If his father was here, this Uncle Wang would definitely Roll up your sleeves and get into a fight.

But when facing Du Yu, Uncle Wang managed to control his impending runaway emotions as much as possible, and explained to Du Yu patiently, "The spirit demon master is responsible for catching those monsters who commit crimes, and arresting those monsters." It is the job of the spirit demon master to return to the demon world and impose a certain punishment."

Du Yu pondered, what was said to be prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious, is this really all right?

At this time, Uncle Wang took out a compass from his satchel and put it in front of Du Yu, "Look, what is this?"

Du Yu looked at the densely incomprehensible words written in front of him, and couldn't help but rejoice that he didn't have trypophobia, otherwise he would faint when he saw it. Du Yu looked up at Uncle Wang's encouraging and expectant eyes, be careful He said, "Is this a compass?"

Du Yu felt that he heard Uncle Wang's heartbroken voice. Uncle Wang's eyes were full of heartache, and he said fiercely, "This is the compass! The compass!"

Immediately afterwards, he took out another whisk from his pocket, and asked unwillingly, "What about this one?"

Du Yu was excited as he stared at the huge fly whisk. Uncle Wang could do magic tricks just like Xie Yun. He pulled out such a big thing in one go, and Du Yu looked very familiar with it!

Uncle Wang noticed Du Yu's body trembling with excitement, and showed a gratified expression. It seemed that he didn't know all of them.

"Feather duster!" Du Yu pointed at the duster and jumped up.

The bureau chief who was enjoying being the melon-eating crowd just put a sip of tea into his mouth, when Du Yu burst out laughing, Xie Yun seemed to feel it, and he dodged sideways, standing in Xie Yun's mouth. Behind him, Uncle Wang, who was jumping on the spot in anger, was not so lucky, and suddenly there was a pool of colorful black on his body, but today Uncle Wang was wearing a white shirt, and the tea stains were so obvious that they couldn't be more obvious.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Du Yu realized that he had made a mistake again. It was all because the feather duster impressed him so deeply when he was a child, so he blurted out unconsciously.

Du Yu embarrassedly glanced at Uncle Wang who was about to burst into flames from his own anger, twitched a bit, and asked tentatively, "Why don't you change again, Uncle Wang, and I'll guess again?"

Uncle Wang widened his eyes and shouted loudly, "You think I'm a magician!"

Du Yu was so shocked that he had to pick his ears again, thinking, isn't this a magic trick?

Uncle Wang took a few deep breaths and felt much better, then pointed to Fuchen and taught Du Yu, "This is Fuchen, do you understand?"

Du Yu nodded quickly, fearing that if he took a step too late, the fly whisk would hit his ass.

"Hey, how did you catch monsters before?" Uncle Wang stood aside and didn't plan to sit down again. He was afraid that Du Yu would say something that would make him jump, so he put his hands on his waist, and the whisk was also stuck on his waist.

This question seems simple, but for a layman like Du Yu, if the truth is told, Uncle Wang's blood pressure may rise by an octave. relationship, I guess I won't be able to get out if I don't squat for ten or eight years.But if he was telling lies, he didn't understand. He didn't even have the most basic foundation. If he asked anything casually, he would definitely reveal his truth, and then the development of the matter would return to the situation of telling the truth.

This thought lingered in Du Yu's mind for a while, and Du Yu decided to tell the truth. Judging from the strength of Uncle Wang's slaps on him just now, he probably was half-disabled at most, not to death.Du Yu put on an extremely obedient look, "I've never caught a monster before." That said how frank and frank.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Wang was not angry this time, but showed such an expression as expected, and rubbed Du Yu's soft hair lovingly with his big hands, "Poor child, it doesn't matter if it's a matter of talent, you, Uncle Wang, and I Talent wasn’t good back then, it was all due to my own hard work and hard work to achieve what I am today. Don’t be afraid, your father despises you and refuses to teach you, your Uncle Wang will teach you.”

If these words fall into the ears of those who are not talented and want to be spirit demon masters, they will definitely be moved to tears and regard Uncle Wang as a god.It's a pity that he met Du Yu, and Du Yu's father had always been a fortune teller in his heart. Du Yu didn't think it would be good to learn his father's skills. Materialists, this kind of business that tarnishes the party's ideology and corrodes the party's soul cannot be done.

"Come on, come on, why don't you worship Uncle Wang as your teacher, Uncle Wang will definitely teach you everything he has learned in his life." Uncle Wang looked at Du Yu at this time, exactly as if he was looking at himself when he was young, with such longing, but And so helpless, it was my master who extended a helping hand to me back then, which made me who I am now.Now I have to imitate my master and save the young man in front of me.

Du Yu's mind began to race again, saying that his father was an unreliable fortune teller, and this Uncle Wang looked like a magician, and he was also unreliable. Du Yu turned his head and looked at the director who was still cleaning the table seriously, and looked at his nose with his eyes. , Nose and heart, completely regarded himself as Xie Yun, who was in the air. If they were not present, Du Yu would have wondered if he had joined some pyramid scheme.

With the attitude of being responsible for his own life and being absolutely loyal to the party, Du Yu unceremoniously rejected Uncle Wang's proposal.While deeply mourning Du Yu's stubbornness, Uncle Wang envied his friend for having such a good son. Even though his father abandoned him in his career, he still never left his father. By the way, he once again despised his friend in his heart. some.