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When the onlookers heard Miao Congshu's phrase "a good day to break up", and saw new and old lovers gathered in the hall, they couldn't help but sigh that Mr. Miao really flew through the flowers and sent the green hat home.

They have all seen how Master Miao enthusiastically pursued the few people present at the beginning, and when they first saw him pursuing Lu Sangtu with great fanfare, they felt that it was too deviant.

Later, Master Lu ran away without giving him a title, and he did not return for four years.

Lu Sangtu just ran away, and they sympathized with Master Miao.It wasn't long before they discovered that sympathy had fed the dogs.Master Miao shifted to a new target and pursued the magistrate Deng who was still the county magistrate at that time.

In order to be the magistrate, he was not afraid of danger and broke into the bandit's den alone, and was almost chopped into meat sauce.

This is true love!Absolutely true love!

As a result, the magistrate Deng went to Beijing to take office without Mr. Miao, and it was heard that he said hurtful things before leaving.

Then there was Young Master Ying from South Vietnam, and they felt that this time it must be true.Because two years after Young Master Ying left, Master Miao no longer vigorously pursued newcomers, as if the popularity had settled down, and waited peacefully for Young Master Ying's return.

Unexpectedly, it was not An Fen, but Xin Huan who had already hidden in the Miao Mansion!

"So Master Miao's new love is Mr. Yu?!", "Who is this?", "Mr. Miao, a teacher who just arrived in Miao's mansion two months ago, my lady likes him very much and wants to marry him.", "You should have I understand, with that face and that figure, can you still run after entering the Miao Mansion?"

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The whispers of the onlookers were heard by several people without any regard for the feelings of the parties involved.

The expressions of Lu Sangtu and the others were not friendly, they all looked at Miao Congshu: "Miao Shu and Congshu, have you really been with them?" The next moment, they all asked again: "Aren't you Miao Shu and Cong Shu?"

Ying Fanghu's pretty face was covered with dark clouds at the moment, because only he called Miao Congshu 'Cong Shu', while the other two called him 'Miao Shu'.That means that it is likely that only he was told the pseudonym.

Thinking of this, Lu Sangtu and Deng Qizhi felt better.

For some reason, if they first knew that they were the only ones being greened, they would probably be so angry that they would kill someone.But when they found out that Miao Cong was so green was the forest, and there were people worse than them, they suddenly felt that everything was not so hard to accept.

Ying Fanghu: "You lied to me. Your name is not Cong Shu, but your name is Miao Shu?" He clenched his fists, and because of his excitement, the silver collar on his wrist jingled. "You pursued me, said you loved me, lit the lamps and planted flowers for me, are all fake?"

Yu Fuli glanced over.

Miao Congshu said in a low voice: "I didn't do those things, how could I chase others?"

Ying Fanghu suddenly yelled angrily: "Now you don't even veto what you liked and did for me because of him?!"

Miao Congshu was startled, he spoke so softly, Ying Fanghu could still hear him?And if you haven't done those things, you haven't done them.

Ying Fanghu's eyes were red, and he stared at Yu Fuli and Miao Congshu with hatred: "I will kill your adulterer, and then I will make you... let you belong to me forever and ever!"

His eyes were too cold, and he always felt that he was looking at something dead.

Miao Congshu thought about it, and avoided it a little uncomfortable.

Yingfanghu didn't intend to let Deng Qizhi and Lu Sangtu go, but from what others said, these two were his old loves before him, and they were abandoned earlier than him.He felt that he could ignore it for the time being and solve the serious problem in his heart first.

Lu Sangtu and Deng Qizhi are also thinking similarly to Yingfanghu at the moment, but they are not as emotionally exposed as Yingfanghu.

Yu Fuli stretched out his long arms, took Miao Congshu over, glanced at the three people in front of him, and said, "His name is Miao Congshu."

Three people: "..."

Some of the onlookers slapped their foreheads and suddenly realized: "Call me Mr. Miao, I almost forgot that Mr. Miao's real name is Miao Congshu. But they—" He glanced at the three old lovers, frightened by the murderous aura, and his voice became quieter: "I don't seem to know the real name of Master Miao."

Deng Qizhi couldn't believe it: "Miao Congshu? Why didn't you tell me your real name?"

Miao Congshu smelled Yu Fuli's breath, and out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of the roasted whole lamb in the room, which was roasting until it was golden brown and oily, and the aroma was delicious, and he immediately lost his mind on his predecessors.

He said: "Why do I have to tell you your real name? Isn't it nice to use an alias?"

Deng Qizhi: "You use a pseudonym because you didn't intend to be serious with me from the beginning, you were just playing around."

Lu Sangtu and Ying Fanghu didn't speak, but their expressions had the same meaning.They wanted to know Miao Congshu's answer, why did he cheat in the first place?Is it just for fun?

"My real name is not a secret in Xianlin. If you have the heart, you won't know it after three, four, or two years." Miao Congshu said suspiciously: "I lied to you frankly, and you are also frank. Accept it frankly, isn't this feeling also very direct and sincere?"

The frank deceit and frank scum have always been so direct and sincere.

Ying Fanghu covered his face with one hand, and sneered: "Excuses! They are all excuses!"

The butterfly scimitar inserted into the wooden door was about to move, and it was pulled out suddenly and flew away.The back of Lu Sangtu's head seemed to have eyes, and his head was tilted. The butterfly scimitar brushed directly next to his ear, but it didn't even touch a hair.

Ying Fanghu held the butterfly scimitar and started killing.

The onlookers screamed in panic when they saw this, the door was closed with a 'bang' sound, and the birds and beasts scattered in an instant, running faster than light.

Yu Fuli pressed Miao Congshu's forehead with his big hands, covered his face with his wide sleeves, and then pushed him into the cubicle: "Go in. Don't open the door, wait for me to open it."

Miao Congshu thought for a while: "What if it's not you who opens the door later?"

Yu Fuli: "Don't dream. It can only be me."

Miao Congshu: "What if?"

After a moment of silence, Yu Fuli said gloomyly: "Then you jump off the platform over there. If you fall to death, you will be buried with me, and if you are disabled, you will be a widow."

Miao Congshu: The smell of inner neurosis is back.

Miao Congshu: But he likes it, hehe.

There was a lot of pinging, bells, bangs and bangs outside, and the commotion was so loud that even the string, bamboo, flute, sheng and the hustle and bustle of people outside could hardly cover up the noise of the fight.When the owner of Xianlin Mansion heard the news, he wanted to persuade them to fight, but he saw that they were all big men who couldn't be offended and could afford to pay, so he quickly withdrew.

So they fought again, and when they calmed down again, the wooden door of the cubicle opened.Yu Fuli shook off the dust on his sleeves, and walked in with his hands in his sleeves, his long hair was not messed up.

Miao Congshu hurriedly stepped forward and handed him Limu Bingshui: "Take a few sips of Shun Shun Qi, you have to believe that this is not my intention. The key to the illusion lies in 'illusion', the word for illusion, falsehood. I really can't figure it out How could Hu fabricate such an absurd illusion! Am I such a scumbag in his heart?"

As he spoke, he also took a sip of ice water, and handed it to Yu Fuli to drink.

Yu Fuli lay down on the couch, looked at Miao Congshu, and said with a half-smile: "Are you so sure that the illusion is Ying Fanghu's obsession?"

Miao Congshu was stunned: "Who else could it be?"

Yu Fuli sneered, but didn't say anything more.

Miao Congshu was a little puzzled, he thought Yu Fuli was angry.So he kept his head low and made offerings to him like an ancestor, but after serving him for a while, he also sat down next to Yu Fuli.

Lazily listening to the melodious sounds outside, squinting your eyes to feel the rather cool summer night.There is also a skylight on the roof, and you can see the beautiful starry sky when you look up.

The roasted whole lamb in front of me occasionally needs to be turned down, and it is almost roasted.

It is said that the mutton is transported from the grassland, through the canal opened by the immortal, and it is transported in summer and autumn every year.

This is a good time.

The sheep's viscera, skin and hooves were removed, many holes were poked with an iron needle, and then marinated with various fresh ingredients for two or three hours.Those fresh ingredients are fermented over time, gradually seeped into the mutton, and baked for another half hour when the time is about the same.

It is now baked.

The skin and flesh are golden in color and steaming, and there is still a bit of oil sizzling.It smells very delicious. Cut the lamb into the plate. You can see that the lamb is charred on the outside and tender on the inside. It is even more tender and delicious when you eat it.

Miao Congshu cut off two large pieces of mutton leg with a dagger, and sliced ​​for himself and Yu Fuli: "Lao Yu, come and eat, it's delicious in the world!"

Seeing that he was eating happily, Yu Fuli leaned over to eat too.

The taste is not bad, and there is also a lot of ice in the water, so he ate more mutton.After that, I cut the mutton slices for Miao Congshu, and then helped him add some ice water.

Miao Congshu asked him, "Don't you eat?"

Yu Fuli: "I am enough."

He had indeed eaten enough tonight, and it was also because he had the appetite after becoming a mortal.

Miao Congshu ate most of the whole roasted lamb by himself, and finally stopped when his stomach was full.He sighed: "If it's a comprehension body, I can get two more."

Yu Fuli thought to himself, even cultivators rarely have his appetite.

After Miao Congshu finished eating, he found that besides Limu ice water and frozen plum juice, there was light brown ice liquid beside him.

Curious, he poured some to drink.It has both the fragrance of tea and the umami taste of milk. The combination of the two is wonderful.

Look at the wooden sign next to it that says 'Xiangyinzi', followed by an introduction, and the folks call it milk tea.

Miao Congshu drank two big bowls directly, and finally collapsed on Yu Fuli's body, squinting his eyes to watch the young ladies dancing outside.

The dances they danced are both soft and strong, which are really eye-catching.

In the middle of the night, the banquet broke up.

Miao Congshu and Yu Fuli walked back to Miao Mansion hand in hand, and when they left Xianlin Mansion and looked back, there was still a lot of excitement all night long.

The night breeze is gentle, noisy and quiet coexist.

Miao returned to Miao Mansion in a relaxed mood from Shulu, when he just stepped over the threshold, he heard someone shouting, "Master."

He was startled, and looked back to see that it was a family portrait.

The whole family held a bowl of soup and said: "This is the soup for digestion, and the hot water is ready."

Miao Congshu praised him for being so caring, and asked while drinking the soup for digestion: "Only a bowl?"

Family portrait: "I guess Mr. Yu doesn't need it."

Miao Congshu: "You are really talented."

Family portrait: "Many people have said so."

Miao Congshu and Yu Fuli returned to the main courtyard, and Quan Jiafu was responsible for closing the door and tidying up.Because of the lack of people in the middle of the night, Miao Congshu was so sleepy that he dozed off after taking a bath, and he was carried back to his room by Yu Fuli to sleep.

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Sleeping until the sun was up, Miao Congshu got up and jumped up, seeing only the family portrait outside, he couldn't help but ask, "Where's old Yu?"

Family portrait: "Mr. Yu is out."

Miao Congshu asked while dressing, "Where did you go?"

Family portrait: "I don't know. I can't ask Mr. Yu's whereabouts." In fact, how dare he ask?Mr. Yu said that he was a teacher, but he dared not even speak a word in front of him, so he was definitely not an ordinary person.

Miao Congshu responded, and after he was dressed, he asked, "Do I have a schedule today?" He thought there should be, at least the horoscope would arrange for him to have a schedule.

Family portrait: "Today is the fifteenth day, you should go to Hanshan Temple to offer incense."

In the illusion, he believed in Buddhism?Miao Congshu was noncommittal, and followed the instructions to Hanshan Temple outside the city.Hanshan Temple is located deep in the mountains, and there are [-] steps to climb, but he stopped and stopped, and he didn't arrive at Hanshan Temple until noon.

The scenery of Hanshan Temple is extremely beautiful, overlooking the mountains in the distance, and the Hantan Waterfall nearby.There are quite a lot of believers in the temple, and there are many monks selling temple products at the door.

As Miao Congshu walked by, he suddenly heard a very familiar shout from the monk beside him, so he stopped and went around to the front of the monk.

Eyes met, both parties were shocked: "Master? Family portrait?"

Miao Congshu: "Are you pretending to be a monk?"

Family portrait: "I am a monk!"

Miao Congshu: "Then you pretend to be my servant?"

Family portrait: "That's a part-time job. I'm not a monk in Hanshan Temple, I'm a little poor, so I usually go out to be a servant to earn some money to supplement my family."

Miao Congshu: "It's not easy. What's your dharma name?"

Family portrait: "When everything is empty, the poor monk's name is Naisha."

Miao Congshu thought to himself, is there a connection between the first sentence and the second sentence?It seems not.So he just said a few words of Buddhism to give himself money.

"My lord, don't miss the time when it's time to offer incense. There is also the Hanshan Temple's Su Zhai, which is absolutely perfect in Lindu, and you can eat it if you have enough money for incense. By the way, there are also poor monks who serve as a 'family portrait'. It's a 'family portrait'." Family portrait: "Whether it's a part-time mission or a predestined relationship, it's all about practicing—this woman, may I be consecrated?"

The passing women stared at him with disgust as if they were liars, and went into the temple to buy other blessing beads.

Family Portrait has a very good mentality, "There are always people who are not fooled."

Miao Congshu: "..." What a miraculous monk.

He went to the temple to offer incense, donated a lot of incense money by the way, and then was invited by the abbot to have a delicious vegetarian meal in the wing room in the backyard.So he brought more portions and planned to let Yu Fuli eat some when he went back.

It is not greasy and light, and it is the easiest to cool off the summer heat. Yu Fuli should like it.

Now he is a mortal body but he doesn't like to eat, he would rather not eat when he is hungry.But if it's cooler, he can accept it.

Miao Congshu went down the mountain with the food box, turned around the empty mountain road, and suddenly saw a black and red figure in front of him.The figure turned around, and with a crisp sound, it was Ying Fanghu.

Ying Fanghu's cheeks were slightly bruised, as if he was still injured.

He glanced coldly at Miao Congshu and the food box in his hand, and asked in a low voice, "Did you bring him food? If you don't come to me, you don't care about me anymore. Didn't you see that I was injured by him?" , don't care about me at all, worry about me!"

Ying Fanghu became more and more angry as he talked, gradually approaching Miao Congshu, and suddenly regained his composure.Quietly calm, he said lovingly, "It's okay, you won't be able to leave me soon."

It feels deja vu!

Miao Congshu suddenly remembered that when Ying Fanghu wanted to make him into a corpse puppet for a beautiful ice love when he was in Wanmo Cave, it was this expression, this look! !

Throwing the hand food box at Yingfanghu suddenly, Miao Congshu turned around and ran away.

After running a few steps, his whole body was paralyzed and he fell backwards, being hugged tightly by Ying Fanghu.

Ying Fanghu smiled morbidly, "Shushu, you are still mine."

Miao Congshu: "..." Still taking medicine? !

He was hit on Ya acupuncture point, unable to speak, was picked up and taken away.

During the period, no one found out that the family photo, known as the best boy, was still working as his "Master Naisha" on the top of the mountain, selling consecration artifacts to passing women.

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A mansion in Xianlindu.

Ying Fanghu led Miao Congshu into the room. There were many tools and paraffin in the room, and rows of corpse puppets were displayed in the leftmost cabinet.

After putting Miao Congshu on the bed, Ying Fanghu pointed to the row of tools and said, "Don't be afraid, you won't leave me when you become a puppet."

Miao Congshu: Damn you!Ice love cannot be escaped in the illusion!

Ying Fanghu babbled a lot, then suddenly turned his head with bright eyes, and said to him, "I asked people after I went back, and they said that people who are in love with each other will do happy things like fish and water."

Miao Congshu: This part of the story is very familiar.

Ying Fanghu untied Miao Congshu's clothes until the inner garment was left, suddenly felt something strange.He thought for a while, raised his head and released Miao Congshu's dumb acupuncture point: "Don't try to shout, this is a haunted house in the south of the city, no one dares to come."

Of course, Miao Congshu would not be so stupid as to waste his energy calling for help when he was not sure if anyone would come to rescue him.

He just looked at Ying Fanghu, and there was something urgent to confirm in his heart.

Ying Fanghu unbuttoned Miao Congshu's shirt, leaned over to hug Miao Congshu and kissed him on the cheek, then put his clothes on and hugged Miao Congshu.Pausing for a moment, he frowned and looked at Miao Congshu, his face full of bitterness and hatred, as if he was about to do some so-called 'happy thing'.

If he is like this, Miao Congshu is sure.

Sure enough, Ying Fanghu didn't know what to do, he had a strange temperament, although he was bloodthirsty but not indulgent, he hated such things as physical entanglement.

I hated it when I was in the Ten Thousand Devils' Nest, but when I met again later, I was interrupted when I tried it for the first time, and I didn't mention it again.It was obvious that he was not keen on sexual matters, so in the illusion, he might not have really watched the process of having sex.

In other words, he won't.

"So..." Miao Congshu raised the corners of his lips: "You can't."

Ying Fanghu's face darkened instantly.

Miao Congshu was in a good mood, and when he saw Ying Fanghu leaving in anger, he hummed even more happily: "Why do you need a beheading knife to kill someone? Saying 'no' will break your heart."

The author has something to say:

Miao Miao: Hee hee.

Two hours later.

Ying Fanghu: I have learned.

(At most, I get kissed on the face, and nothing else. Miao Miao belongs to the fox.)

PS: There was milk tea in the Tang Dynasty, and cream in the Yuan Dynasty.

Has anyone discovered: Naisha = milk tea.