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The young man called Family Portrait, and I heard that he had only been in office for two months.

Miao Congshu: "Good name, Fuwang family."

"Thank you, Master, for your compliment." The whole family said perfunctorily, and returned to the topic: "Little Young Master Ying, Deng Zhifu, and Lu Houye are all waiting for you in the hall, so you should be careful. If they find out that they are just the ones you like One, our Miao Mansion has to hang white cloths and play suona."

Miao Congshu pulled the chair and sat next to the ice basin, and saw that there were also frozen fruits, frozen goat milk and Limu ice water in it.

He picked up a square piece of frozen goat's milk with silver chopsticks and took a bite. The rich goat's milk flowed out instantly, and the outside was a thin layer of fried puff pastry, which became crispy and not greasy after being frozen.The meringue is filled with cold goat's milk and diced fruit, which tastes both goat's milk and fruity.

tasty.

Miao Congshu invited the whole family to eat together, but the whole family refused.

He said that he was a qualified servant and would not take advantage of his master's kindness to achieve the purpose of being lazy during working hours.

Miao Congshu: "You are so outstanding. All masters in the world hope to meet a servant like you."

Family portrait: "Thank you for your praise, there will be a market only when there is demand. Only by your demand can I have the opportunity to develop, so now, master, how do you plan to deal with your four old friends?"

Miao Congshu sat cross-legged, not knowing what was going on for a while.So he relaxes, it's an illusion anyway.Everything in the illusion is fake, so he just chooses to indulge and be happy in the fake world.

"Tell me first what is the relationship between me and these four boats, what stage has it developed now, and whether you have mentioned breaking up."

The family portrait frowned: "You don't even remember?"

Miao Congshu thought for a while, then shook his head honestly: "If I still need so many men who I can remember, why should I spend money to hire you?"

"That makes sense, the master is really knowledgeable." The whole family boasted, and then said: "Then where do you want to start?"

Miao Congshu: "Let's talk about the names first, what are their names?"

The whole family was shocked by the fact that Mr. Miao of his family was so frank and lazy, but after all, he was a man who had been an excellent servant for many years. He quickly cleared up his emotions and quickly adapted to the scum of the new master.

Family portrait: "Lord Lu's full name is Lu Sangtu, and the Holy Majesty personally conferred the title of Marquis Xuanping. You hooked up four years ago, and three years ago the county magistrate Deng Zhifu took office. You fell in love at first sight, and took advantage of Lu Lord Hou hooked up when he went to fight at the border."

Miao Congshu interrupted him: "I didn't break up?"

Even if it is an illusion, you have to make corresponding adjustments according to the reality. This is free love.As far as he is 'Miao Congshu' himself, he will definitely share the previous one before falling in love with the next one, so as to avoid obstacles in the pursuit of the next true love.

Family portrait: "You sent a breakup letter."

Miao Congshu: "Then?"

Family portrait: "The pigeon ran away."

Miao Congshu: "..." He took a sip of the cool and refreshing Limu ice water, motioning for the family portrait to continue.

"Prefect Deng was promoted to the capital at that time, and asked you to wait for him for two years. As soon as he left, you got into a hot fight with the beautiful young master from Nanyue Kingdom. Later, Young Master Ying returned to Nanyue Kingdom, and a teacher came to the mansion. Sir, you fell in love with him, and you just caught him." Family portrait: "But now, Master Lu has returned from the battle, the prefect of Deng has been promoted to the head of any prefecture, and Young Master Ying is also back."

Miao Congshu: "Are the people you mentioned named Deng Qizhi, Ying Fanghu, and Yu Fuli?"

Family portrait: "Yes."

Well, or his three predecessors and current one.Miao Congshu thought that as expected of Ying Fanghu, even if he created an illusion, he could arrange the intricate relationship properly.

He really spared no effort to wear cuckolds for himself, one was too little, so he insisted on three or four more.

I don't know where it came from.

Miao Congshu didn't care about the other three, and asked directly, "Where is my old Yu?"

Family portrait: "At Qiweizhai."

Miao Congshu took out a food box, put a lot of cold snacks and ice cubes in it, picked it up and walked towards Qiweizhai: "Let those three people wait slowly, and I will break up with them sometime later."

The whole family portrait lamented that Xinhuan was really favored, and then reminded Miao Congshu: "My lord, tonight, Master Jin of the Jin Mansion is setting up a whole sheep feast in Xianlindu, and you have to attend in person."

Miao Congshu responded, and asked his family portrait to lead the way.

When he arrived at Qiweizhai, he waved his family portrait away, then pushed open the outer door of the study and stepped into the yard.There are two or three plantains planted in the yard, and there is also a water tank with two or three lotus plants planted in the tank.The fresh green lotus leaves and pink lotus flowers are quite beautiful in the sun, and there is a small building in the yard, with the words "Qiweizhai" written on the plaque upstairs.

Life has seven flavors, joys and sorrows, joys and sorrows.

Miao Congshu pushed open the door, and saw Yu Fuli on the veranda of the attic.He was sitting on top of the beauty, wearing a light-colored wide-sleeved silk dress, and a dark-colored wide-sleeved gauze on the outside, with exquisitely embroidered dark patterns on the gauze.Her long hair was brushed behind her ears, revealing her fair side face and neck.

The left elbow is resting on the beauty's bed, and the right hand is playing with a transparent jade pendant. The white fingers have distinct knuckles, which are extremely beautiful.

Yu Fuli didn't care about his face and attire before, he often walked barefoot with disheveled hair, and he especially liked to wear loose, wide-sleeved civilian clothes. If his face wasn't too resistant to blows, he would probably be a bad old man.

Now he was wearing gorgeous and soft clothes, and he looked more like a little boy in captivity.That face, that waist and long legs, and that aura that looks profound and fairy-like when he is not talking, is simply the number one in the list of 'The Most Sleepy Man'.

He was the only one on the list, because after sleeping with him, who else could he see?

Miao Congshu ran over, coughed twice, then pushed the food box to Yu Fuli: "Old Yu, do you still remember me?"

Yu Fuli turned around, seeing the food box in his eyes as always with disgust almost overflowing, he said: "You eat these things with mixed breath every day, no wonder your cultivation base has declined and your spiritual energy is blocked."

Miao Congshu sat down, put his feet on the seat, squeezed his upper body into Yu Fuli's arms, raised his head and said, "Cultivating immortals is to live a long life, and a long life is to be happy. Happiness is apart from falling in love and falling in love every now and then. Day by day, this is the only thing left to eat."

Yu Fuli lazily leaned against the pillar behind him, and said, "There are a lot of nonsense."

Miao Congshu: "Are you hot?"

He touched Yu Fuli's cheek, the skin was cold and comfortable.

Yu Fuli squinted his eyes. Although his body temperature was cool, he was actually not heat-resistant.Although Kunlun has four seasons all year round, but his cultivation base was high at that time, and he didn't feel the change of outside temperature.Right now, he has entered the illusion, because the natal chart has the consciousness of the way of heaven, which temporarily locks the divine power in his body, so he can only become a mortal with slightly stronger abilities.

Therefore, Yu Fuli, who has long forgotten the passage of time as a divine master, experienced the discomfort of the temperature difference for the first time.

The weather was hot, and there was no one in the attic to deliver ice, so he felt the heat, so he lay down in a cooler place on the verandah.Lazy and lazy, he was reluctant to move, but Miao Congshu leaned over, even though the heat from the outside was added, Yu Fuli did not push him away.

Miao Congshu could see how uncomfortable he was, so he quickly found a copper basin and brought it over, poured all the ice in the food box into it, and fanned it a few times.The melting ice pounced on Yu Fuli, and his frown relaxed a little, but he still didn't want to move lazily.

"I'll ask someone to bring some ice over later." Miao Congshu took a washed gourd shell, poured Limu ice water into it, put some rock sugar and ice cubes, and pulled out a wooden stick from the bottom of the food box. Insert the straw in and pass it to Yu Fuli. "It's cool, to reduce the heat."

Yu Fuli hugged him first, closed her eyes and leaned her head on his shoulder.After being urged by Miao Congshu several times, he bit the wooden straw and took a couple of sips. The ice water was sweet and a little sour, and the most important thing was that it was very cold, which could really relieve the heat.

The furrowed brows were completely relaxed, and Yu Fuli felt much more comfortable.

Seeing that he felt better, Miao Congshu narrowed his eyes and smiled, and then introduced him to other cold snacks.But he only loves Limu Bingshui, and has no interest in Goat Milk Bingshui.

"This is an illusion?" Miao Congshu remembered what Ying Fanghu had said before coming in. "Illusion of the Spirit Ruins?"

Yu Fuli: "Yes. If you want to go out, you need to find the horoscope fragments."

Miao Congshu: "It's in there too? Where can I find it?"

Yu Fuli: "It's hiding. Wait for it to show its whereabouts by itself."

Miao Congshu said 'Oh', and then elbowed Yu Fuli: "What is your identity?"

Yu Fuli opened his eyelids and said, "Your husband."

Miao Congshu thought that he was not the only one.

Yu Fuli: "Your expression..."

Miao Congshu: "What's wrong?"

Yu Fuli leaned over to look at him for a while, and said, "It seems that I have done something to apologize to me."

Miao Congshu: OvO

Miao Congshu: "Why? I have always been very good. Don't discuss these topics that destroy feelings, get back to business, and be a good man with a career in mind." He asked: "What if the fragments of the horoscope never reveal their flaws?" Do? Wait forever?"

Yu Fuli: "Illusion is a person's obsession. As long as you find this obsession and break it, you can cause the horoscope fragments to appear. And all involuntary accidents are the derivation of obsession. As long as you follow along, you will meet sooner or later." to the final obsession."

Miao Congshu: "If you find Yingfanghu, can you know his obsession?"

Yu Fuli: "He doesn't necessarily know his obsession."

Miao Congshu nodded, and asked again: "What is an involuntary accident?"

Yu Fuli: "For example, if you come to me, it is voluntary. If there are other things that lead you to go, it is an involuntary accident."

Miao Congshu understood.

The arrival of Ying Fanghu's three boats was an involuntary accident, and he came to find Yu Fuli voluntarily.Just now he refused to see his three exes, but the next moment he had to attend the Quanyang Banquet, he would definitely be lured to go.

When Miao Congshu talked about the whole sheep feast, Yu Fuli said, "Then go and have a look."

"it is good."

Since the whole sheep feast is an evening event, they should go to bed first.

The two moved to the couch in the shade, and a copper basin of ice cubes was placed next to it. The heat was driven away, and the summer afternoon breeze blew in, bringing wisps of lotus fragrance.

Gradually he fell asleep head to head.

..

E time.

Xian Lindu.

In summer, the days are long and the nights are short, and at five o'clock in the evening, the sky is not completely dark yet, but the entire long street in Xianlindu is hung with lanterns.

At night, the lights are brightly lit, just like daytime.The streets are crowded with people, shoulder to shoulder, street vendors, jugglers, and restaurants and inns.

The upper and lower floors are stacked and twisted like mountains, and the construction is extremely exquisite. One after another, the cornice pavilions are independent and connected by arch bridges.

Men and women laughed and walked through the promenades and arch bridges. From one pavilion to another, you can see the city full of fire, trees, silver flowers, and prosperity.

Hilarity, laughter, and non-serious scolding, looking under the railing, you can still see a few children running into the small fenced yard below to play with the hoop.

Miao Congshu and Yu Fuli walked side by side, holding hands tightly under their loose and light sleeves.Yu Fuli walked without looking sideways, while Miao Congshu craned his neck from time to time to look around curiously.

"Old Yu, have you ever been to the human world? This is the human world, full of fireworks, lively and bustling, and the happiness that can be easily obtained."

Yu Fuli: "I've been there." He glanced at the excited Miao Congshu, and swallowed the meaningless words.

He doesn't like excitement.

He asked, "Do you like the human world?"

Miao Congshu: "I like it."

Yu Fuli: "Do you want to live in the human world?"

"Of course not." Miao Congshu replied in surprise: "Occasionally, you will be happy in the past, but you will be troubled if you settle down for a long time." At least it is troublesome if the appearance does not change.

"Whether it's in the human world or in the world of comprehension, it's good to be happy. Of course, I like Kunlun the most, because you are here." Miao Congshu shrugged his nose: "I can smell the aroma of roasted lamb. We are here."

They looked at a Linjiang restaurant opposite, named Xianlinfu.It is said that a fairy once came to taste the whole sheep banquet here, and he was so happy that he opened the way with a sword to lead the big river to irrigate.

This place was named Xianlindu, and it has made a fortune ever since.

After the two of them went in, they found that there was not only a roasted whole lamb banquet, but also singing and dancing, and they could also taste the whole lamb banquet and singing and dancing alone in a small cubicle.Of course, if you want to have fun with others, you can also push open the wooden doors on both sides of the cubicle after discussion.

Master Jin, who was hosting the banquet, was in the opposite compartment, entertaining others.

Miao Congshubian and Yu Fuli first chose a cubicle with a good view, and when they were at the door, they suddenly caught a glimpse of someone coming up the stairs on the left. It was a rather familiar face.

Deer sangtu!

Miao Cong pushed Yu Fuli in one step at a time, and Lu Sangtu on the other side raised his head as if feeling something, only to see the closed door.

Boy: "Master Hou?"

Lu Sangtu continued walking, and the compartment happened to be next to Miao Congshu's compartment.Shortly after he entered, someone entered the right compartment as well.

The man was born with less gray hair, and his silvery white hair was particularly eye-catching under the light.When he turned around, it was Zhang Jun's face as beautiful as an exile's.

On the opposite side, Ying Fanghu frowned and glanced coldly at the servant next to him: "Get lost."

The boy left immediately.

This young man looks very beautiful, Li Yaotao is as bright and beautiful, but he is a strange person with a bad temper.

I really can't afford to offend.

Ying Fanghu entered the cubicle alone, feeling extremely irritable.

In that compartment, Yu Fuli folded his arms and asked, "What are you hiding?"

Miao Congshu said as if nothing had happened: "I'm not hiding anything. I just can't wait to taste the whole lamb feast." He pushed Yu Fuli to sit down at the table, where there were appetizers.

Before the main course was served, the wonderful singing and dancing outside had already begun. Miao Congshu wanted to enjoy the singing and dancing first, but he poked his head out and caught a glimpse of Yingfanghu who was facing melancholy.

He was so frightened that he quickly blocked his forehead and turned to the left. On the left was Lu Sangtu.Miao Congshu gasped, then turned to the back, and on the right was Deng Qizhi.

Ambush on all sides, what a dangerous situation!

Miao Congshu quickly retracted, sat obediently in his original position, and stopped watching the singing and dancing.

Yu Fuli was lying on the grand master's chair like a boss, staring at Miao Congshu with half-closed eyelids.In the afternoon, the summer heat was disturbed and I was not energetic. Now that the heat is gone and people are energetic, they also have the mood to settle accounts after autumn.

"Tell me, what happened to the demon cultivator of Asura Dao?"

Miao Congshu pretended to be stupid: "That's all."

"You are not in a debt relationship. Judging from what he said, it seems that he had a relationship with you?"

Miao Congshu quickly shook his head and denied: "That's impossible. It may be that I gave him too much care when I lived in his house, and he misunderstood the truth for a while."

"is it?"

Miao Congshu nodded with a 'hmm'.

Yu Fuli was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Come here."

Miao Congshu shrank his shoulders, listened to Yu Fuli's whisper, his expression was slightly startled and a little dazed: "Here?"

Yu Fuli touched Miao Congshu's neck, and responded lightly.

Miao Congshu: "It's too exciting."

Yu Fuli said softly: "Didn't you think you were looking for excitement before? I reflected on it. It's my fault. I'm usually too soft-hearted and didn't consider your needs. Now I'm here to give you excitement." His tone was more gentle Retort: ​​"Miao Miao doesn't like it?"

Miao Congshu: "...I like it."

He squatted down, glanced at Yu Fuli, hid under the table, reached out and untied Yu Fuli's belt.

First get started, hold it, slowly test it, and then observe Yu Fuli's expression.At first, he was expressionless, as if he had a cold personality, but his palms were hot and gradually swelled, and he came alive.

Then the mouth went up, and the tongue, lips and the inner wall of the mouth were used flexibly, and Yu Fuli's face turned red, like white jade dyed with a touch of rouge, with a thrilling beauty.

When Miao Cong saw it, his heart was beating fast, and then he thought that the left, right and front were all his exes, and there were people all around him.They ate, drank, laughed and ignorantly, aboveboard, frank and sincere, but he was the only one eating Yu Fuli's food here.

It really is……

Stimulate! !

Miao Congshu was also excited, so he ate harder.

He likes to see Yu Fuli unable to extricate himself because of him, although he is not in a state of madness, but Miao Congshu knows that Yu Fuli likes it and is happy.This happiness is given and controlled by Miao Congshu, and he feels more exciting because of it.

I ate it twice and swallowed it all without spit it out.

Yu Fuli's eyes are deep, there is thin sweat on his forehead, his lips are red and his teeth are white, his face is like a jade crown, his voice is low and hoarse, his whole person is extremely sexy and has a fatal attraction.He rubbed the corners of Miao Cong's red lips: "How did you eat?"

Miao Congshu laughed and licked Yu Fuli's fingers: "When did I not eat it?" It was just a difference between up and down.

Yu Fuli thought, Miao Congshu is a goblin who can seduce people to death on him.

He kissed it.

……

afterwards.

The whole lamb feast is here.

According to the etiquette, Miao Congshu had to personally thank Master Jin.

Yu Fuli didn't move: "Go."

Miao Congshu went over with the gift prepared for him by the family portrait, and saw Mr. Jin who looked like Maitreya Buddha in the crowd.Master Jin's ninth concubine had just given birth to his first son, so he was very happy to hold a whole sheep feast.

When Master Jin saw Miao Congshu, he was the first to see his red and swollen mouth with a broken corner. He couldn't help but asked with concern, "Brother Miao, are you angry?"

Miao Congshu took a sip of water, and said with a smile, "No, I just ate something."

Master Jin laughed: "What kind of food can you eat to become so swollen? The whole sheep feast has just been served, and the rest are served cold. You don't need to sprinkle pepper on the cold food, it won't be too hot for Brother Miao's mouth."

The others followed suit and asked with a smile, "Yeah, don't hide some snacks up here. Brother Miao, you have to say, what did you eat?"

At this time, Deng Qizhi and Lu Sangtu both came over.

Miao Congshu didn't notice them, so he held back for a long time and replied, "Eat chicken."

Master Jin: "It's not interesting. I invited you to eat a whole sheep banquet, can't you invite me back? But if it is really so delicious, brother Miao, tell me where you bought it, and I will send someone to buy it with you. Enjoy and have fun with others.”

Miao Congshu glanced at Master Jin whose waist was like a bathtub and the beautiful ninth concubine beside him, shaking his head in horror and saying, "Not suitable. Not feasible. It's unnecessary."

Master Jin was displeased: "Why?"

Miao Congshu's tone was heavy: "Killing is too heavy."