I'm in trouble

Yin Ruli lowered his head, astonished.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Huh?" Mo Yunshan seemed to have just woken up from a dream, and looked at the questioner in confusion.

Yin Ruli: "Touch my hand, what are you doing?" The four words were grouped together, and the voice was emotionless.

It was only then that Mo Yunshan realized that his hand had grown on Yin Ruli's.

"..."

After two seconds.

"Hi! You unlucky child, why don't you stay at home obediently, why are you running around?!" Mo Yunshan retracted the left hand that was close to Yin Ruli, and let the other hand pat hard.

Yin Ruli: "..." Does acting too much make people schizophrenic?

"Don't get me wrong." Mo Yunshan said.

Yin Ruli: "You also know how to cause people to misunderstand."

Mo Yunshan leaned close to Yin Ruli's ear and whispered, "My aunt is coming soon."

Yin Ruli: "???"

Mo Yunshan continued: "Have you read scientific magazines? Women are prone to certain urges during the ovulation period and cannot control their desires."

Yin Ruli had a strange expression: "Teacher Mo really has a wide range of knowledge and knowledge."

Mo Yunshan: "You don't need to blow rainbow farts to me, I just know some common sense that women should know."

Yin Ruli: "..."

She suspected that Mo Yunshan didn't speak just now, because he was going to upgrade his "skin", which had a qualitative leap in thickness and hardness.

Mo Yunshan backed away and looked at Yin Ruli with a natural look: "You are the only living person here."

Driver: I seem to be offended.

Yin Ruli suddenly raised one corner of his mouth, and his smile was full of deep meaning: "I'm a little curious, how Ms. Mo wants to solve these things you can't control..." Impulse and desire.

"Now? Here?" His eyes were half-closed, as if some conspiracy was brewing.

"What do you keep in your head all day long?" Mo Yunshan slapped back, "How can you do such a thing in the car?" There was another person beside him.

Yin Ruli jumped a few times at his temples, turned his face straight, and stopped talking.

"Then..." Mo Yunshan couldn't help but say, "Are you considering renting out your hand? I'll return it after a while, and you can set the price whatever you want."

Yin Ruli closed his eyes, trying to recall when he fell into the space-time rift just now, the impostor next to him?Or was it pierced by the soul?Or sudden amnesia?

They had a very unpleasant conversation just now, and they all forgot?

"If you don't talk, I won't be polite." After Mo Yunshan finished speaking, he really grabbed Yin Ruli's hand and rolled it up like walnuts.

"You are still well maintained, smooth and tender, easier to touch than a girl in her 20s."

"What do you think of my hands? Are they also slippery. Slippery. Soft?"

"The little girl you keep is definitely not as easy to touch as I am."

"Is there hair on the hoof of the suckling pig?"

"Will you kiss during the foreplay? Are you able to talk?"

Yin Ruli couldn't bear it anymore and wanted Mo Yunshan to shut up, but when he turned his head, a drop of water fell on the back of his hand at the same time, it was hot.

Mo Yunshan immediately turned his face to the window, and threw Yin Ruli's hand back: "You don't pay attention to me, my jokes are so boring."

Put your elbows on the car door, pretend to support your face, and secretly wipe away the disappointing tears with your fingertips.

Let the stinky fox see the joke again.

good!without!use!ah!

Yin Ruli's eyes were fixed on the back of Mo Yunshan's head for three to two minutes, without saying anything, he looked at the window on his side.

After getting off the car, Mo Yunshan pretended nothing happened in the car, and looked up at the sign above his head.

——The road to Shu is difficult.

The mountains and rivers in Shu are majestic and majestic, and the roads in Shu are rugged and difficult to climb.

It's an unlucky name, isn't it?

Life is hard enough, you have to climb a mountain to eat in a restaurant.

In fact, you have to climb a mountain to eat at this Sichuan restaurant.

If you are dining in the hall on the first floor, you only need to enter the door normally, and there are neatly arranged square tables inside.But if you go up to the private room on the second floor, you have to climb a staircase like a rockery path, and you may slip and fall.

Because of this, many people come here to check in, with some words such as "the biggest amount of exercise today", "mountain climbing skills get", "it is not easy to eat", it seems that the harder it is to go upstairs, the more delicious the meal will be.

Mo Yunshan went straight to the square table in the hall on the first floor, but was grabbed by Yin Ruli.

"I booked a box, Miss Mo went the wrong way." Polite and polite.

Mo Yunshan took a deep breath and turned around: "Did you bring me to this kind of place to eat to humiliate me?"

Yin Ruli sighed: "I was discovered by you."

"If you don't get tired of hearing it, I'm tired of saying it, you're naive or not!" Mo Yunshan protruded her lower lip and blew upwards, her forehead hair fluttered twice in the wind.

"Miss Mo, don't judge the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain," Yin Ruli said, "I brought Miss Mo here because the boiled fish with rattan pepper is the signature of this shop."

"Then eat on the first floor." Mo Yunshan insisted.

Yin Ruli: "Miss Mo is a celebrity, so it's inconvenient. I don't want to abandon the table and run away while I'm eating."

Mo Yunshan felt a mouthful of old blood choked in his throat, and wanted to spray it directly on Yin Ruli's face.

If you want to say why Mo Yunshan is so resistant, it is because mountain climbing is a nightmare for her, a death goal that can never be accomplished.

It's not because of fear of heights or lack of physical fitness, but as long as Mo Yunshan walks on the mountain road, he will automatically use his hands and feet together.

With a provocative smile hanging from the corner of Yin Ruli's mouth, he said, "It's just a steeper staircase, so Miss Mo doesn't dare to climb it?"

Mo Yunshan put his face in front of Yin Ruli's: "You are so annoying now, when you get old, many people will seek revenge from you!"

"Then it's none of Ms. Mo's business. After all, after this meal, we're going to officially break up." Yin Ruli reminded, "Forgot?"

Mo Yunshan bypassed Yin Ruli and walked towards the crooked stairs.

Yin Ruli looked at Mo Yunshan's back, the smile on his face disappeared.

Perhaps, I am very naive.

He thought he could get revenge on Mo Yunshan by embarrassing her.

It's childish and boring.

It's a waste of time.

Time and space are intertwined.

"Why do you have to climb mountains for field training! It's the end of the semester, so can't people enjoy the summer vacation?"

Looking at the rugged mountain road in front of him, Mo Yunshan felt desperate.

"What's the use of asking such a question when you're already standing here?" Yin Ruli asked beside him.

"Are you impatient?" Mo Yunshan narrowed his eyes.

Yin Ruli bent her lips: "You are a little princess, how dare I be impatient."

"That's enough for the two of you! Am I not a human being? Why do I have to watch such a cuo-eyed scene!" Xin Rui, who was in the same dormitory, stared at her two big copper bell-like eyes, bleeding red.

Mo Yunshan tilted her head and blinked her eyes: "What's wrong with your eyes? Don't you think this is a picture of eye health? A beautiful girl like me will show it to you for free. You should cherish it. Maybe I will charge tickets in the future."

Xin Rui turned her eyeballs up completely, leaving only the whites of her eyes, and touched Mo Yunshan with both hands: "My eyeballs fell out, give me back my eyes!"

Mo Yunshan immediately hid behind Yin Ruli, giggling with laughter.

"Are you sick? Can you cultivate yourself with the self-cultivation of a bully and be more calm?"

"Why do you still look at people with tinted glasses! Just allow you to play flash, light, bomb, and prevent me from being stimulated into a mental disorder?!" Xin Rui grabbed the air with ten fingers, and attacked Yin Ruli straight .

Mo Yunshan pulled Yin Ruli aside, and blurted out: "You dare to touch a place I haven't even touched!"

"..."

Xin Rui withdrew her hands, her eyes rolled back, and she was so disgusted: "Have you read too many novels by the domineering president, and you still get involved? Does the next sentence mean that you are the only one who can touch your woman?"

After a pause, a weird smile appeared on his face, and his shoulders trembled.

"Are you crazy or a ghost?" Mo Yunshan took a step back, "I'm really scared."

Xin Rui nodded: "It's indeed meddling. The child has finally grown up, and the old mother is very pleased."

"What are you talking about?" Mo Yunshan was confused.

Yin Ruli coughed uncomfortably, and turned Mo Yunshan's face in the other direction: "She has no relationship and is mentally disturbed, so ignore her."

Xin Rui patted Yin Ruli on the shoulder: "You can't let Ashan be a little flower in the greenhouse, and you have to destroy her quickly with violent wind and rain, no, help her grow!"

Yin Ruli squinted a smile: "Student Xin Rui, you worry a little too much, don't you?"

Xin Rui put on an aggrieved expression of "a dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know a good heart": "He is thinking of you, so sad!"

Mo Yunshan wrinkled his eyes together, completely unable to understand what charades these two people were playing.

Did this dormitory isolate her?

Or discrimination against IQ?

"Okay, okay, you see that the students are almost at the top of the mountain, if you don't go, Father Sun will have to get off work."

Xin Rui clenched her fist, raised it above her head, and waved forward twice, "Comrades, charge!"

She walked up the slope with small steps, humming the song "It's so sunny today".

But after climbing for a while, it feels a bit wrong.

Looking to the side, there was not even a shadow of a person.

Looking back, those two people were still in place.

"..."

Xin Rui shouted: "Are you waiting for Doraemon to send the portal?"

Mo Yunshan squatted down covering his stomach, "Ouch", "My stomach hurts!"

"Credits will be deducted next semester if you can't climb to the top of the mountain!" Xin Rui reminded loudly.

Mo Yunshan gradually lost his expression and acting skills, and stood up as if nothing had happened.

"Climb slowly, you won't be very tired." Yin Ruli coaxed.

You don't understand at all, it's not a question of whether you are tired or not!

Mo Yunshan muttered in her heart, wanting to cry but not crying.

"You and Xin Rui go up first, I'll climb slowly." Mo Yunshan put both hands on Yin Ruli's back, trying to push her forward.

But the opponent didn't move at all.

Yin Ruli looked back at her in puzzlement.

Mo Yunshan snorted, "Anyway, you go up first, and I'll follow later."

Yin Ruli shook his head: "I can't leave you alone."

Mo Yunshan's pupils dilated, and the deer bumped wildly at this sentence.

"Then...then you can't laugh at me." Mo Yunshan confessed sullenly.

"Are you two going to give birth to monkeys down there? Are you going to leave or not!" Xin Rui roared from above.

Mo Yunshan waved his hand, "You go first! We will follow after the monkey is born!"

After finishing speaking, "Bah, bah, bah" three times.

What a monkey!They were all led astray by Xin Rui's psychopath.

Yin Ruli smiled: "Miss Yun didn't go up for a long time, so she wanted to have a baby with me. Just tell me straight up, and I won't refuse."

"You have to show some face! Can I have a monkey with you?!" Mo Yunshan was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say.

"How will you know if you don't try?" Yin Ruli looked forward to it, "Do you want to have a male monkey or a female monkey?"

Mo Yunshan frowned, and said angrily, "Go to your mountain!"

Yin Ruli looked regretful, "Okay then." He took Mo Yunshan's hand and let her walk in front.

Mo Yunshan closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and took a step forward.

Left and right, left and right, left...

Yin Ruli gradually realized something was wrong.

Mo Yunshan in front of him is like a penguin swaying along.

Surrounded by penguins, she didn't know how to go.

"Why don't you leave?" Mo Yunshan felt the people behind him stop.

"Did you do it on purpose?" Yin Ruli said, "Climbing like this will be tiring and dangerous. Stop making trouble, be good."

"I'm not a brat, so be good!" Mo Yunshan turned into a red bomb. Lei, "Of course I know that this is very tiring, what can I do!"

The volume of her voice is directly proportional to the degree of embarrassment, the higher the voice, the more ashamed she feels.

"That's my fault for blaming you." Yin Ruli was stunned for a moment, "I haven't seen such a person before."

"Then you are so ignorant! Didn't you see it now? Hurry up!" Mo Yunshan's voice became thicker and thicker, and those who didn't know thought it was the iron-blooded bandit who came out in women's clothing.

Yin Ruli tried hard to hold back her laughter: "It's nothing funny, you go your own way, don't feel burdened."

He said so, but the expression on his face was extremely wonderful.

But she didn't laugh because Mo Yunshan looked funny, but cute.

Her Miss Yun seems cuter than imagined.

Paper tiger Mo Yunshan closed his eyes, and there was a villain in his heart who was going crazy.

The vixen will definitely make fun of me for the rest of my life!

When I was young, I held hands and thought it would last forever.

……

After finally reaching the flat road, Mo Yunshan bent down and took a few breaths, "I'm so tired!"

The large army has already pulled away hundreds of thousands of miles, and there is no need to chase.

"Do you want to take a break?" Yin Ruli asked.

"Of course!" Mo Yunshan was so angry that she had nowhere to vent her anger, and gave her a hard look.

Yin Ruli hugged Mo Yunshan's waist and pressed her nose against her nose: "Miss Yun is so angry, she must be lack of oxygen from climbing a mountain, and she needs artificial respiration to recover."

"You kiss me if you want, and you still find a high-sounding reason, hypocritical or not?" Mo Yunshan's eyes dodged, the girl was shy.

Yin Ruli: "I'm not looking for reasons for myself, but for you. I'm afraid you'll be ashamed"

Don't give the person in front of you a chance to blow their hair, just kiss him directly.

After a kiss.

"You carry me on your back! Fight!" Mo jumped onto Yin's back and waved the "air whip" in his hand.

Yin Ruli didn't speak, he looked like a hardworking old horse.

"I'm just kidding, you let me down, it's strange." Mo Yunshan patted Yin Ruli's hand holding her.

"It's still affordable." The old horse replied.

"No! I will love you dearly." After Mo Yunshan finished speaking, she blushed first.

Yin Ruli put the man down as promised, took Mo Yunshan's hand, and smiled: "Miss Yun really loves me so much, she can't bear me to suffer even a little bit. That's right, after all, you are the one who chased me." , to protect the fruits of labor.”

"You're not very old, but your face is not small!" Mo Yunshan shook it a few times in disgust, "Take your claw away!"

"Hurry up, or Xin Rui will definitely think that we are going to give birth to a mountain of monkeys." Yin Ruli firmly held Mo Yunshan's hand in his hand, and walked forward slowly.

It's not like coming to train, but like coming to the mountain for a date.

Mo Yunshan angrily said as he walked, "You two are like a nest of wolves and raccoons!" His thoughts were not pure at all.

The sun was setting, and the shadows of the two people slanted and long on the ground.

……

Mo Yunshan's eyebrows were like waves, and he couldn't muster up the courage to go upstairs for a long time.

At this time, a waitress came to greet her: "Ma'am, is there anything I can help you with? I see you have been standing here for a long time."

"It's okay," Mo Yunshan said casually, "I'm waiting for someone."

"The person you were waiting for is here." Yin Ruli whispered behind Mo Yunshan's ear.

The receptionist said to the intercom: "Second floor, two ladies are coming up." Then he quietly looked at Mo Yunshan with a welcoming smile, and watched her off.

"..."

! ! ! ! !

Mo Yunshan was angry, she raised her foot, and stomped hard towards the rear.

"Hiss~" Yin Ruli gathered the muscles on his face.

Fortunately, I was wearing flat shoes, otherwise there would be a hole in the foot when the heel came down.

"Ah, are you alright, I didn't mean it!" Mo Yunshan's voice was delicate, and her face was extremely innocent.

Yin Ruli held his breath and smirked: "It's okay, Miss Mo please first."

Mo Yunshan snorted coldly, and stepped forward bravely. At worst, she would be laughed at twice, and she would treat it as a comedy, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Yin Ruli leaned close to the waiter's ear and whispered something, the waiter turned and left.

Only Yin Ruli was left in the audience.

At the end of his line of sight was Mo Yunshan's back with the same hands and feet—still just as clumsy.

Yin Ruli followed slowly, two steps away from Mo Yunshan.

Mo Yunshan climbed up a flight of stairs as if she had lost five catties of flesh. Seeing that victory was imminent, she shed tears of excitement.

To be seen by the current vixen walking like a penguin is simply inhuman torture.

She had just stepped onto the last step, and she didn't know if she didn't stand still or what, so she leaned back a bit.

Fortunately, he was supported in time by the people behind so that he didn't stumble and roll down.

Mo Yunshan jumped onto the flat ground with a big stride, patted his heart, and the shock just came to an end.

"Miss Mo, walk carefully, I almost rolled down with you." Yin Ruli said, "How are you going to repay your savior?"

"How to repay?" Mo Yunshan scratched his eyebrows, looking serious, "I'll tell you when I think about it."

Yin Ruli was a little surprised that he agreed so quickly without choking or contempt.

Inside the private room is a small round table with a dark red embroidered tablecloth, Shu embroidery.

Take your seat.

"What would Miss Mo want to eat?" Yin Ruli asked.

Mo Yunshan glanced at the menu in front of him and closed it.

"Since I am treating guests to dinner, of course I must respect the opinions of the guests."

Yin Ruli was not polite, and said to the waiter, "What is the most expensive here?"

"Are you a nouveau riche?" The corner of Mo Yunshan's mouth twitched.

Yin Ruli: "You are the one who pays."

Mo Yunshan: "Then you treat me like a rich man?"

Yin Ruli: "Miss Mo misinterpreted my meaning like this, I can't say anything to refute it."

Mo Yunshan snorted, and said to the waiter: "Boiled fish in a pot, seasonal vegetables, a cold dish and a hot dish, and a fruit salad. That's all for now, thank you."

"Ok ma'am, please wait a moment." The waiter took the menu and went out.

"You have changed a lot." Yin Ruli said frankly.

The previous Mo Yunshan was not so decisive and independent.

Mo Yunshan brushed her hair behind her ears, and said with a smile, "Mr. Yin, I'm over 30. If I continue to be as unruly and self-willed as before, I will be severely beaten by the society."

Yin Ruli didn't speak.

The room fell silent.

Mo Yunshan leaned forward with his elbows on the table: "Didn't Boss Yin want me to repay your life-saving grace?"

Yin Ruli smiled slightly: "It's just a joke, Ms. Mo doesn't need to take it to heart, anyway, we will go our separate ways as soon as the dinner is over, so why bother with unnecessary involvement."

Mo Yunshan lifted his buttocks from the chair, leaned forward, supported Yin Ruli's shoulders with both hands, and pressed his lips to the base of the other's ears: "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Of course, you can't accept the favor in vain. Otherwise, you will become an ungrateful person."

Yin Ruli did not move: "If Ms. Mo wants to give her body, I will run away now. I really don't want to accept such a generous gift."

Mo Yunshan ignored these words, and moved his lips to Yin Ruli's.

Yin Ruli turned his face away, and the kiss fell in a different direction.

Mo Yunshan turned Yin Ruli's face back, fixed her face with both hands, and kissed her again.