I'm in trouble

"Fox spirit, this is the classroom!"

"What happened to the classroom?"

"It's so embarrassing in the classroom." Mo Yunshan lay sideways on the long table in the lecture theater, propped his head on one hand, and put his elbows on the table to keep his balance. "Then come on!"

Another man approached her step by step.

Mo Yunshan closed her eyes and pursed her lips.

In the next second, the unsuitable scene disappeared.

The woman on the big bed in the hotel had a silly smile on her face, and smacked her mouth a few times, as if she had eaten a delicacy.

"Fox, you are too enthusiastic, don't be like this, I will be squeezed dry..." Mo Yunshan twisted on the bed a few times, laughing "goose goose goose goose".

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Mo Yunshan coughed violently, probably choking on saliva.

Her eyelids were wrinkled, and she slowly opened it, and what she saw was a hotel room without a breath of life.

"It turned out to be a dream!" Mo Yunshan licked his lips, full of aftertaste, "The surname Yin used to be really meaty, tender and juicy."

But dreaming of being in a classroom...is too shameful.I haven't gone out of my way before.

Who made this my dream?Wherever I love, I will love you as much as I love you!

Mo Yunshan closed her eyes again, not knowing whether she wanted to continue dreaming or was unwilling to give up the tenderness with the quilt.

Ten minutes later, Mo Yunshan bouncing off the bed as a corpse, exuding a rage all over his body.

"Why do I have this kind of dream? Isn't life pouring cold water on me enough? It also makes me suffer from the comparison between dreams and reality!"

She fell headfirst on the quilt and burrowed into the ground with her head. If she didn't know, she might think she was cosplaying into the ground.

Mo Yunshan tossed and tossed for a while, feeling very tired, but he calmed down, and walked into the bathroom with a dark cloud on his head.

Mo Yunshan tapped a few times on the tablet with her little finger, and sent a video request.

Not long after, a woman with an ice cube face appeared on the screen.

"Mirror Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" Mo Yunshan clasped her hands in front of her and blinked at the camera.

"It's okay, I'll hang up." The person opposite didn't show any face.

"You little enemy!" Mo Yunshan pointed at the orchid and annoyed, "Little aunt has no relatives in this cold city, only a little niece like you, do you have the heart to let me be wrapped up in loneliness?"

"..."

The person on the other side of the video said that he didn't want to talk and launched the "death stare" skill on the crazy aunt.

"Mo Jingyu, can you help me blow my hair?" In the video, the voices of other women floated out.

When Mo Yunshan heard a little girl call her niece's name, her mouth trembled, and she pointed at the screen, "You're so beautiful in a golden house!" His eyes were full of shock at being betrayed.

The niece looked indifferent: "I'm off to work, see you little aunt."

"Let's all go, all go, you young people can't understand the suffering of the old man in the dry cave, I'm so lonely, so sad, so sad." Mo Yunshan lowered her head, with long hair covering her face, like a mop girl ghost.

"Then I'll call President Yin and tell you that you are lonely." The niece said very "understanding".

"Goodbye, little bastard!" Mo Yunshan poked the red button on the screen with his fingers, and hung up the video call angrily.

"Even a niece who has no feelings can find someone to spend a good night with, but a little elf like me can only survive the long night alone. The world is unfair!" Mo Yunshan said to himself, while searching for a "Tai Chi Teaching Video".

Mo Yunshan pulled the copycat Taijiquan, chanting words in his mouth, babbling.

"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form...Bodhi does not have a tree, and a bright mirror is not a stand...The king is born and I am not born, and I am born and the king is dead..." Mo Yunshan frowned, the last sentence seemed to be wrong.

……who cares.

Mo Yunshan took a stride, straightened his thumb and forefinger, curled up the rest of his fingers, and pushed forward with both hands, "Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law! Nian surnamed Yin has no sex. Life!"

The air was suddenly quiet.

"..."

Mo Yunshan sighed, I'm afraid I'm not a fool?

"Ah!"

Yin Ruli covered his nose and sneezed.

The hair on the back of her neck stood up inexplicably, as if a cool wind was blowing on the back of her neck.

At this time, Yin Ruli had just finished drying her hair, and her hair was fluffy and soft, half covering her collarbone, giving her a hazy beauty.

The screen of the bedside mobile phone suddenly lit up, dancing in place with the vibration.There is a string of numbers on the screen, no notes.

Yin Ruli's eyes darkened, and he picked up the phone, but didn't pick it up immediately.

The phone vibrated for a long time before returning to silence.The screen goes off.

Yin Ruli's fingers clenched tightly, as if trying to restrain some emotion.

Within two seconds, the screen turned back on.

The phone vibrated seven times before Yin Ruli pressed the answer button and raised the phone to his ear.

"Hello, who is that?"

——"Fox spirit, you stinking king! Old rascal! A big lewd demon who destroys flowers with his hands!"

???

Yin Ruli twitched her temples a few times, and asked, "Why are you calling so late?"

——"I haven't seen you for a few years! You can do such a thing as raising a female college student! Don't you know that college students are the future flowers of the motherland?! Everyone is responsible for protecting plants! Do you know that global warming is The polar bears can’t find anything to eat! The skinny polar bears have to dig through the trash cans to find food, it’s so pitiful! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Yin Ruli frowned: "Have you been drinking?"

—— "What's so good about wine! I want you to beg me! If you don't beg me, you will never be able to drink my holy water in this life! Let me tell you, this is the holy medicine for longevity and beauty!"

Yin Ruli's face seemed to be covered with a layer of ashes, losing its original color.

"Put down your phone and go to sleep," she ordered.

"I don't!" The voice in the receiver was like a troublesome child, "I'm still young, and I have a lot of time to pretend! I'm a fire~ I can't be extinguished by anyone~ You are a fire~ I can't breathe~" He said He sang and sang, but none of the lines were in tune.

Yin Ruli rubbed the center of his eyebrows, and coaxed in a soft voice: "Hey, lie down and sleep, or you will get wrinkles."

She knew Mo Yunshan very well, and knew that Mo Yunshan would break into pieces every time he drank.Therefore, the subconscious mind has fewer thorns.

Mo Yunshan cared about his own face the most. Hearing such a horrible thing, he immediately behaved like a little quail: "Then will you sing me a lullaby?"

Yin Ruli twitched the corners of his mouth: "Miss Mo, isn't this request too much?"

——"Fox~ You don't love me anymore, you don't even sing me a lullaby! I won't sleep until you sing! I want to go out and do nightlife!"

The tone of voice changed a thousand times, and the sound was broken.

I don't know how much I drank.

Yin Ruli's face froze, the end of his eyes sank slightly, the bedside light reflected on his face, and the outline softened a bit.

"Then go to bed now and cover yourself with the quilt, and I'll sing for you."

—— "I'm already under the quilt, do you want to get up? There is a night pearl in my quilt, do you want to see it?"

"..."

Yin Ruli automatically filtered out the drunk's nonsense, and kept his promise and sang: "Sleep, sleep, my dear..." He paused at this point.

- "Is the tape broken? Hello?"

Yin Ruli sniffed and started again: "Sleep, sleep, my dear baby, sister's hands, gently rocking you, rocking you to sleep peacefully..."

——"Don't take advantage of me, I'm obviously not a few days older than me...I've already obediently...slept..."

After a burst of intermittent murmurs, it became a regular breathing sound, as well as a small trill from the nose.

Yin Ruli held up the phone, and it took a long while before he hung up.

Slender fingers turned the knob of the bedside lamp, and the bedroom was plunged into darkness.

Mo Yunshan touched the phone next to the pillow and looked at the time, it was already twelve o'clock in the afternoon!

She put her hand on top of her head and rubbed it twice, sat up with her back arched, her eyes dimmed.

The person on the bed slowed down for a while, planning to refresh himself by swiping Weibo.

After unlocking the phone, the call history interface pops up.

???

!!!

Why are there more than 20 minutes of talking with the vixen? !

Or did I take the initiative to exhale? !

……

Mo Yunshan rubbed her head, what did she call Yin last night?

...the memory card is blank.

Mo Yunshan closed his eyes, dilated his nostrils, and took a long breath.

She doesn't have the elegance and beauty of an actress at all.

Calling my ex-girlfriend while drunk and not knowing what to say, this operation is too suffocating!

Mo Yunshan buried her face in the pillow, unable to face reality.

Just at this moment, the phone in my hand sang a song, reminding the owner that there was an incoming call.

When Mo Yunshan saw the number on the screen, his hands trembled and his lips trembled.

Fox... Why did the vixen call me?