Your Majesty, he has a backache and brain fever

The next day, Xia Moshi finally woke up not at Sishi, but when the first rooster crowed in the morning light from the back mountain, he woke up early, not by being woken up, but by pain.

In addition to the soreness of the muscles in the limbs, there was also obvious pain in the position of the cheekbone on the left side of the face and the back of the head. When he tried to get up, he found that his neck was still twisted, and he screamed in pain when he moved.

It's a pity that there is no servant here to serve him, not even Shen Yunqi, so the only ones corresponding to his screams are the crowing of the rooster from the back mountain and the singing of birds outside the window. Sensation, natural, self-contained.

The disabled Xia Moshi supported his neck, sat up on the bed slowly, tried to slightly twist back to the normal posture, and only moved a little. A howl resounding through the sky came from the small room: "Damn it. Your uncle!"

The cursing of the suppressing clouds frightened the little tits on the tree, and they flapped their wings and flew away, leaving only the leaves and feathers that were shaken off by them to dance randomly in the air.

Xia Moshi lay paralyzed on the bed for a long time like a paraplegic patient, and finally let him see a living person other than himself, that is, the girl who cheated him last night—the tough girl big brother.

Hua Rulin put his hands in his sleeves, Shi Shiran came in, when he saw his miserable state, the solemnity on his face was quickly replaced by gloating, he smiled unkindly, and was rewarded by Xia Moshi's ugly face, Only then did he put away that joking expression, but his tone still couldn't help but a little unstoppable smile: "Brother Mo, I'm sorry, I wasn't mentally prepared just now, I didn't expect you to become such a funny look, Oh, no, it's such a tragedy."

"It's all thanks to your sister Ling and her brother-in-law." If it wasn't for the inconvenient movement of his neck, Xia Moshi wouldn't want to look at this man at all. Looking at him, he felt that the place where he was beaten last night began to ache again.

Maybe it was because the word brother-in-law pleased Hua Rulin, so he said seriously: "My sister did this unkindly, no, she told me to bring wound medicine to visit you this morning yesterday evening, and said maybe you It's useful, but I didn't expect it to be really hurt everywhere. The girl didn't say clearly, and she didn't say what to bring, thankfully, I'm a reliable person."

As he said that, Hua Rulin groped in his sleeves with both hands for a while, and took out at least a dozen bottles of pills as if by magic, and lined them up on the round table: "So I took out the pills of various colors that were prepared in my room. I brought a copy of the ointment, whether it is promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, clearing away heat and detoxification, nourishing qi and nourishing blood, stabilizing internal strength, removing scars, as well as golden sore medicine, Mabosan, etc., I have everything here, you Take a look at what you have seen, I will give you all of them, and I will not charge you money."

The tone was like the domineering president who pointed at a row of brand-name clothes, bags, lipsticks and said, "What do you like, swipe my card, and I will give you everything." The same domineering, but listening When I got Xia Mo, my head hurt.

Xia Moshi looked unlovable, tilted his head and squinted his eyes: "It's easy to talk about it, may I ask if you can set bones and treat bruises, please come here first and help me put my neck back in place, thank you!"

Hua Rusong suddenly realized: "It turns out that you have a stiff neck. I told you earlier, I thought you were stretching your muscles early in the morning."

Xia Moshi rolled his eyes in his heart: Is it because I am mentally ill that I have to make such actions that affect my image?

"Don't worry, I'm here to help you." As soon as the words finished, Xia Moshi's neck felt a sharp pain at first, and then he tried to twist his neck, and the shaking gradually increased. I can really move freely.

Xia Moshi lifted the quilt, picked and picked from the pair of bottles and jars, picked up the box of yellow-brown ointment for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, wiped it on the back of his head and face, and dug out a piece with his index finger that was said to be able to remove scars He applied a thick layer to the wound on his face with a scar remover. People need face and trees need skin, not to mention he still wants to go back and get rid of Xia Xuhuai's hard bone. How can he make his handsome face look black? Qing went back to see that person?

After covering it, Xia Moshi unceremoniously put away all the things on the table. Since they have all been delivered, there is no reason to push them away, let alone the things of these two cheating brothers and sisters. I'm so sorry for his pain.

"So Lingmei told you her plan a long time ago, just waiting for me to suffer another unreasonable disaster?"

Hua Rulin finally felt a little embarrassed, and nodded slowly: "Uh, that's about it. Then, after you recover, I'll dig out a few jars of the old wine from the back mountain, and let's talk about wine and laugh away all grievances? "

When it comes to wine, he thinks of that absurd night, Xia Moshi waved his hand: "Stop it, I'm not such a grudge, just take it as a favor for Lingmei, and as for your good wine, Keep it as a wedding bar when they get married, judging from what happened last night, it is estimated that a good thing is coming."

"Xin'er told me and my juniors not to come out no matter what we heard yesterday, hey, tell me, what happened last night?"

So, Xia Moshi gave a brief overview of what he saw and heard from the time he woke up last night, from when Hua Ruxin started opening the room to when he passed out. Of course, she threw herself beside him and dragged him His hand forcibly "molested" her details, but he briefly omitted them. At the end, he said with emotion: "After that, I was beaten by Hua Rusong, and then I saw you when I woke up. However, according to what happened last night Sober, maybe you are going to be an uncle soon, so don't you get angry?"

Hua Rulin felt inexplicable: "Angry? Why am I angry? Angry that he took advantage of my sister? This is why you are pedantic, isn't it? Sons and daughters are always grand and generous, if you love them, you will love them, and if you want to be in one place, you will be in one place, there is no need to stick to the procedures of common etiquette, as long as you can do what you want."

While talking, Hua Rulin laughed again: "In this way, senior brother will become my brother-in-law, I no longer need to call him senior brother, but he should change his name to call me uncle hahaha !" Then he patted Xia Moshi on the shoulder, "Brother Mo, thank you for your help. From now on, I will be able to overwhelm him in terms of seniority hahaha!"

Xia Moshi felt that his internal organs were about to be shattered by his slap, and his three views were also shattered.

It's not that he said, this buddy's ideological realm is really quite open-minded and advanced, and he lives more like a modern person than him, which is really a letdown.Therefore, it is not surprising that I have such an open-minded elder brother as a role model for me, and I have cultivated a strong and overly outgoing girl like Hua Ruxin.Simply put, like a brother, like a sister.

He didn't know how Hua Ruxin would solve the follow-up matters after he finished using him. Anyway, at noon, Hua Rusong also came to visit with a bunch of wound medicine. He was very polite and polite, and the words he said were full of apology and gratitude as you asked for instructions, which was much more sincere than that guy Hua Rulin.

Others may not know it, but when Xia Moshi saw the joy and satisfaction on his face, and the refreshed look on his body, there was something he didn't understand. This was obviously a satiated expression.

But maybe it was because the two of them fought too hard yesterday, which caused him to twitch like a conditioned reflex when he saw Hua Rusong's face, and even his calf had the illusion that it was about to cramp, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet He accepted the pile of things called thank you gifts or apology gifts, and sent away this cold-faced Hades.

After staying for another three days, the discomfort in the muscles had almost disappeared, so Xia Moshi declined the kindness of the five members of this sect to let him stay for a long time, and got up with all the medicines and dry food they sent over these days leave.

As for what Hua Ruxin said earlier to send him down the mountain in person, the desire to survive made him directly reject this proposal. He didn't want to be shot into a human form by the man next to her who wanted to stick to her for twelve hours a day. Sieve, that jar of vinegar, he really can't afford it!

Xia Moshi directly grabbed Su Yu, the youngest, softest and most deceitful junior brother, and said, "No, no, just let this little brother send me down the mountain, and he can chat with me to pass the time on the way." .”

All the way down the mountain, Su Yu's mouth never closed, he kept gossiping about his elder brother and younger senior sister, and after complaining about their dog abuse these days, he spurned himself: "I After being by their side for so long, I didn't realize that these two people have been secretly in love for a long time, and I thought that the person my senior sister likes is you, how stupid I am to do such a thing!"

Xia Moshi thought to himself: "Yes, it's just blindness."

"This is what it means to be happy with each other, but that's not how it is used in the dark. Didn't the master or husband who was in charge of enlightening you teach you the correct meaning of this idiom?"

"I have taught it, but I have almost forgotten it. I don't want to take the exam for the number one scholar. Why do I memorize so many sour poems and sour words?" After speaking, he asked curiously, "Then you Say, what does that word mean?"

"That's right, forget it, it wasn't before, and it's almost the same meaning now. If you want to say that, it's okay."

Then Su Yu looked at him with a proud expression of "You see, I'm right, I'm so smart, young master". Xia Mo sighed a long time when he saw it, let him continue to be stupid and be a living treasure It's also pretty good, at least it's quite comfortable.

It is really not a joke to ask Su Yu to chat with him. With this young boy around, he can support a group crosstalk by himself, and others can only be the audience and listeners.At the same time, Xia Moshi's mouth was never idle, he was just responsible for eating.

Looking at the unpredictable scenery outside the curtain, Xia Moshi pulled down the curtain and continued to eat and drink. After a while, he arrived in a small forest at the foot of the mountain.

Afterwards, Su Yu kindly sent him to the bustling Lengyang City, and the two of them bid farewell, and even invited him to be a guest at home if they had a chance, Xia Mo smiled but didn't answer.