Your Majesty, he has a backache and brain fever

Xia Xuhuai didn't know what Xia Moshi did and said afterwards, and where he went with the jug. He just returned home with a cold face. Not long after, the gate of the Prince Regent's Mansion, which was usually solemn and solemn, was closed. There was a sound of knocking, which sounded like a sharp sound, like a stimulant, which made his head swell and ache.

Xia Xuhuai sighed unhappily, the housekeeper quickly stepped forward to stop him, and when he opened the courtyard door, he saw the anxious waiting wind. The withered grass is as rough as it is, and it hurts the eyes if you look at it more.

Eunuch Hou couldn't control that much. After entering the door, he first confessed his crime respectfully, and then said articulately: "Your Highness, His Majesty, for some reason, left the banquet and returned to the bedroom in the middle of the banquet, with an empty bag in his hand. After filling more than half of the wine jug, he drank it up in two or three gulps, and ordered someone to bring a few jars of old spirits to the wine cellar. He hadn't heard much about drinking it. The old slave looked at it, and he was a little frightened! "

Xia Xuhuai's cold voice sounded, and they could hear a bit of sarcasm in it: "You wouldn't stop him, and you would move if he told you to move? I haven't seen you so obedient and well-behaved on weekdays."

The whisk in Eunuch Hou's hand shook, and he bowed again holding the gray-white whisk: "At first, I was afraid that His Majesty would hurt himself if he drank too much alcohol, so he stepped forward to stop him, but His Majesty instead The commotion became even worse, and several plates were smashed casually, some of which were His Majesty's favorites in the past. The servants felt that His Majesty drank a little hard, and wanted to persuade him, but now seeing him like this, they didn't know what to do. Don't dare to stop me any more, for fear that he will smash the entire Chen Ying Palace."

If you don't go along, get angry and smash everything that can be smashed, go along, and mess up the Chenying Palace again, just embarrassing the palace people like Eunuch Hou, caught in the middle , in a dilemma, and in desperation, finally remembered the regent, the magic weapon to rule the young emperor.

After three bows and four invitations from Eunuch Hou and the servants behind him, Xia Xuhuai finally agreed to enter the palace to persuade Xia Moshi, a drunkard. As for how to persuade him, he had already thought about it on the way here. .

If Xia Moshi was still awake, with his current cowardly appearance, Xia Xuhuai would always have a way to make him obedient. , as soon as I felt the sky.

The servants led the people into the hall, and before Xia Xuhuai could wave his sleeves, he retreated spontaneously. The reason was very good: "Your Majesty doesn't like crowds, so this servant will leave. Thank you, Your Highness, the Regent." As we all know, it is actually the regent who has always They don't like to be served by others, so they still don't get in the eyes of the regent here, so they did this quick-answer question very understandingly.

Xia Xuhuai remained silent, but Xia Moshi seemed to be stimulated, and with a bang, another jade plate carved with white lotus fell to the ground, making a clear and moving sound, worthy of being a precious artifact.

Xia Xuhuai glanced at the ground, staring at the shards that cracked nicely, and said casually: "Why, Your Majesty thinks my name is too hot to touch, so he actually uses it to welcome the minister."

As soon as the words fell, another sound was heard, this time it was muffled, oh, it was the small jar in Xia Moshi's hand that was not leveled, and knocked against the corner of the table, creating a hole, and the wine like a spring flowed down the leg of the table It flowed down, and smashed down together with the remnant body of the porcelain jar.

Well, maybe his voice was hot too.

Xia Xuhuai looked around the room, which looked like it had been looted by robbers, and saw a pair of Yeming Palace Lanterns standing in the corner. They were exactly the two made by Xia Moshi last time, and they were hung side by side in good condition. On the wall, there are rare surviving valuable objects in this Chenying Palace, and it is really rare.

There was a little looseness in his eyes unconsciously, and the words he said couldn't help being a little gentler, even with a little bit of a smile: "You can smash it, I will never stop you, anyway, when you sober up, It's not me who is distressed."

Xia Moshi stared fixedly at the strange smile and tenderness on the face of the man in front of him, his brain was stunned for a moment, maybe he was confused by the expression on Xia Xuhuai's face, he unexpectedly took the initiative to step forward uncharacteristically Going forward, he hugged Xia Xuhuai's neck violently, and pushed the newly dragged wine jar to Xia Xuhuai's mouth, with a tough attitude, as if he wanted to get drunk with him.

Xia Xuhuai pursed his lips tightly, not wanting to be as knowledgeable as this drunkard, he joined his hands together as a knife, and was about to slash it off, when he called out: "Come here." With a strong smell of alcohol, Xia Moshi's face was magnified several times in front of him.

A string snapped in Xia Xuhuai's mind, recalling some unpleasant images, looking at him in astonishment, feeling the cold touch on his lips, he doesn't hate this feeling? !The Prince Regent, who has always been calm and self-sufficient, was stunned by his own fleeting thought, and he didn't find it annoying? !What the hell!

Seeing that he didn't resist, Xia Moshi was even more relieved, and showed a silly expression, imitating the attitude of those dudes in his memory, hooking Xia Xuhuai's chin, and smiling meanly: "Beauty, come and give me a favor!" Smile." After finishing speaking, he laughed out loud.

The veins on Xia Xuhuai's forehead twitched again, took a deep breath, and asked restrainedly: "Do you know who I am? Didn't you always be afraid of me, and would take a detour when you saw me? Dare to adjust... how dare you talk to me like that, it really is, Jiu Zhuang... a man of courage."

It's been a while since Xia Xuhuai has seen anyone so rude, but it's undeniable that when Xia Moshi gets drunk, he's stronger than his usual look like a cat whose tail has been stepped on but wants to go into a fit. The counseling of enduring is much more vivid and interesting.

Just when the regent thought so, he gave Xia Moshi another chance to make an inch. He boldly and shamelessly bit Xia Xuhuai's lower lip, as if it was no different from gnawing a pig's trotter, and then used a Said in a tone that was half venting anger and half teasing: "I know, you are Xia Xuhuai, the famous iron-blooded regent of Daqi Dingding, but no matter how powerful you are, in my dream, Don't you want to obey my orders obediently?"

Xia Moshi stood on tiptoe and tugged at Xia Xuhuai's collar, leading him into the inner bedroom: "Go, I order you to warm the quilt for me. It just so happens that the charcoal in my palace has run out, and I haven't had time to get it yet." Go. Halfway through, Xia Moshi let go of him, rubbed his hands, and took a breath of warm air into his palm, "Hiss~ I'm freezing to death." Then he continued to pull him forward, walking two steps and hitting again I shivered.

He is so drunk and still knows the cold, it seems that he is really afraid of the cold.

Xia Xuhuai let him tug on his clothes, stretched out a hand behind him and bluffed, preventing him from falling if he staggered.At this time, if a person came in and looked at them from a distance, it would not be much different from when he was holding Xia Mo. It seemed strange and harmonious, and the two feelings merged together. Formed a novel experience and perception for a group.

The next day was still Sishi, Xia Moshi opened his eyes, fragments of memories from last night poured into his mind one after another, and his drowsiness disappeared immediately, he seemed to see flickering lights in his mind and in the air The four big characters "You are finished".

He actually molested the regent!

But he thought carefully about the Xia Xuhuai he had known since time travelling. Was he such an obedient person? Not like that, so how could Xia Xuhuai pay attention to his crazy requests.

Moreover, if this incident really happened last night, with Xia Xuhuai's violent temper and his means and status that are more powerful and frightening than his, he seriously suspects, oh no, he has every reason to believe that he is afraid He was already dead without a whole body, how could he still be able to wake up alive to see the sunshine at nine o'clock this morning.

So, it must be a dream, Xia Moshi comforted himself by luck: that must be a dream! "Yes, this must be a dream, please, please make it a dream, otherwise I will die."

Xia Moshi prayed secretly, but couldn't help complaining to himself, "Even if it's a dream, this dream is too outrageous. How could I have such a dream? I actually dreamed that I kissed him. I'm 1.8 meters tall. A strong man from the Northeast, a pure man, a dead straight man in the mouth of many girls, how could he dream that he kissed a man, and he was a terrible man, and I dared to tease him and call him a beauty, and let him warm my bed , Xia Moshi, are you crazy or are you hungry because you have an imbalance of yin and yang?"

When Eunuch Hou heard the movement, he came in with a copper basin of hot water and two towels, and saw their majesty on the bed shaking his head and muttering, as if bewitched.

When I got closer, I heard him muttering in a low voice: "But to be honest, he does have a good appearance. If you take this back and let him make his debut, he will definitely be popular as soon as he shows up. His cold death is not worth his life." The poker face, just to play some domineering president or some kind of Bingshan school girl, the custody is a mess, when the time comes I will be his agent, counting the money until the hand cramps, just think about it, it’s so fucking exciting Already!"

"Your Majesty, do you want to take someone on a tour, and where do you go?" Eunuch Hou's slightly unmasculine voice suddenly sounded nearby, startling Xia Moshi, turned around, and almost bumped into Eunuch Hou's hand, The water in the copper basin was a little turbulent for a few seconds, and then calmed down again.

"It's nothing, I just had a nightmare last night and woke up suddenly." Xia Moshi thought about the scene, and it was no less frightening than a nightmare.

"Your Majesty, wash your face before going to the front hall for dinner. The regent left a message saying that you don't have to wait for him."

Hearing this, Xia Moshi's hands froze when he was putting on his clothes, and he asked dully: "Why did you wait for him, the Regent, came early in the morning?" Or, he was really here last night.

"Your Majesty was clamoring for a drink yesterday. Seeing that he was still drinking one pot after another, the servants and others made their own decisions and dared to ask the regent to come and take care of him. His Highness didn't rest until early morning."

The indescribable expression on Xia Moshi's face cracked.