Those Years I Opened a Zoo

Xiao Su is very depressed, and I don't know what's going on recently, it's okay for the director to never show up in the morning, the spirit has developed to this point, there is nothing serious, and the director can sleep on his head.At most, they have to pay attention to the time when they find the director.

However, Lu Yaniao is going crazy too, and Xiao Su can't find it.It was often "absent from work" before, and Xiao Su thought the same thing at that time, this is the director's bird, it's fine if the director doesn't care when he goes out to play.

But at that time, anyway, it will appear when it should appear, and now it will release pigeons during the live broadcast.Xiao Su saw Lu Ya's figure several times, and ran after it with her mobile phone, "Lu Ya! Lu Ya! Take your mobile phone!"

Netizens are going crazy with laughter.

They don't know what's going on. It's one thing to want to watch Lu Ya's live broadcast, but it's also really funny to see the editor chasing the bird and asking him to bring his phone...

Xiao Su had no choice but to go to the director of the garden to complain, and the director said that he would send the mobile phone to him directly in the future, but Lu Ya gave him a very dissatisfied peck.

As soon as Xiao Su left, Lu Ya turned into a human form.

Duan Jiaze read him: "You can't go too far. You don't even have the live broadcast anymore. It's fine if you skip work all the time. If you don't see your shadow every day, what will the tourists do? What do other colleagues think?"

Lu Ya looked like he didn't care about other people, and raised his chin, "I'm already sleeping in the same room as the head of the garden, so I need to consider other people's opinions?"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze: "... You can't do it like this. Yousu's set has long been abandoned by the times, so it can be easily overthrown."

It is okay to release water once in a while. Now that there are more animals in the zoo, everyone's tasks are reduced and they are more relaxed.But in this way, isn't he pushing everyone to gossip?If you want to be lazy, sleep with the principal first?

Lu Ya had no choice but to agree to restrain himself, at least to complete the live broadcast task.

Duan Jiaze took Su next door as an example. Seeing that there is Su, every time during the live broadcast, he eats seriously, washes his face seriously, and sleeps seriously...

Lu Ya: "..."

Duan Jiaze quickly changed the subject and said, "The newcomer Xiao Jiu also did a good job. He ate meat in the live broadcast, and there are some viewers with special hobbies."

Lu Ya sneered and remained silent.

……

Duan Jiaze still couldn't choose the mascot image after pondering for a long time.Duan Jiaze has always been very self-aware. He felt that he didn't like it enough. He wanted to be liked by the target group, so he posted the thumbnail on the Internet to ask for opinions, and finally chose a cartoon image.

This cartoon character is both based on and named after Miracles.

In the future, it will appear in various places related to Lingyuan.In addition, Duan Jiaze also made a batch of doll costumes, which can be worn by some people and haunt the zoo, so that everyone can remember this mascot and create some fun.

This also caused everyone to love it very much, and even named the mascot as the honorary director of the park, and finally the park officially appointed it.

When placing the order, Duan Jiaze suddenly had an idea and made an extra request.

A few days later, when the suit arrived, a staff member put it on and tried it on, "Don't tell me, this penguin suit is just fatter, and it's not easy to move around."

This penguin has no hands, only two wings, which are still narrow. In comparison, the body is very round, and the legs are short. It is not a big deal to be fat. The dolls are fat, mainly because they are more difficult to move around than ordinary dolls.Although the middle is empty, it is just that the weight burden is not heavy.

But it still looks very cute. The staff learned the penguin's clumsy walking method and flapped its wings from time to time, making it even more naive.

One of the smaller doll costumes was taken away by Duan Jiaze. After he returned, he put the doll costumes away and said proudly to Lu Ya, "Look at what this is."

Lu Ya was shocked, "You, you want me to wear this?"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Lu Ya showed a humiliated expression, "I would rather stay in the office all the time than wear..."

Duan Jiaze said in disbelief: "Can't you check the size first? You want to wear it, can you fit it?"

Lu Ya: "..."

Duan Jiaze picked up the doll outfit, "Size, do you know what it means?"

That's right, the doll costumes are also divided into large, medium and small sizes. The employees are tall and short, and the short ones in the large size can't see the outside. Anyway, it is custom-made, so I ordered a few more sizes.

Only then did Lu Ya realize that he didn't want to wear this thing himself, and said awkwardly, "Then what do you want me to look at?"

"It's for your son, can I show you?" Duan Jiaze asked back.

Lu Ya:! !

Duan Jiaze shook the doll costume, "I suddenly thought that day, I can wear this for Miracle, and then it can come out 'fairly', what do you think?"

Lu Ya never expected that there would be such a way to play, but he would be so happy with Miracle, "Very good, I will bring Miracle to try it on."

Duan Jiaze: "Okay, if it doesn't suit you, you can rework it."

This day is also one of the happiest days since Miracle was born. Although the spell was not successful and he couldn't blend in with the crowd, there is still a local recipe. Wearing this doll costume, it can also run in the sun!

The last time Miracle ran wild outside, and it was also on the hot search, but now it's better, with this set, run as you want.

The miracle that was brought here by Lu Ya, after seeing the clothes, didn't understand it at first, until Duan Jiaze and the others helped it put the clothes on, and it raised its neck excitedly and shouted, "Ooooooh——"

"Stop barking!" Duan Jiaze squeezed its mouth, "It makes people think I'm watching a penguin documentary."

Miracle rolled his eyes excitedly and nodded.

Duan Jiaze also zipped up the zipper of the doll outfit. This one was custom-made by him. Some of the designs are different from normal doll outfits. In addition to the miraculous fit of size, the headgear is also more convenient to wear, and can be locked with the bottoms. Don't go down to avoid revealing your identity.

This is also thanks to Miracle's height of 1.5 meters. If it were a penguin with a height of [-] meter, there would be no way for Duan Jiaze.

Unlike other people, the middle is empty when others wear it, and Miracle wears it like underwear.

After wearing the doll costume, it is 1.6 meters up. The head of the cartoon character is also quite big, while the head of Miracle is slightly smaller. There is no obstacle to see things from the small opening under the doll's mouth, and you can turn your head inside. .

"Is it convenient?" Duan Jiaze walked up and down beside Michelle.

Miracle said that although he didn't want to have such a wide field of vision outside, it was barely enough, and the big deal was to turn his head too much.

"That's good. I don't have time in the future, so I'll come out and let the wind go." Duan Jiaze felt that it looked perfect from the outside, that Miracle was raised by the three-legged Golden Crow, and he liked the outside, but at most it was in Duan Jiaze's room. .Since I'm not afraid of the heat, it's not bad for Xiangzhe to go out and play.

……

Zhao Zhaolu is an employee of Lingyuan Zoo. He works in the Polar Aquarium and is mainly responsible for managing the order of tourists and other miscellaneous tasks with his colleagues.

Recently, he also has an extra job, which has a bonus, as long as he wears a doll costume of the zoo’s new mascot, Penguin Miracle, and walks around the exhibition hall for a few laps every once in a while.

Before officially taking up the post, Zhao Zhaolu also received a small training, and there were more than a dozen other colleagues who received the training with Zhao Zhaolu. After all, their zoo is so big, it is impossible for a mascot to rush around, and there is no special hire. , voluntary registration.

The content of the training is about how to act as the mascot, and you are not allowed to take off the headgear in front of the tourists, pose for a group photo, etc.It's really not easy to get this bonus.

On this day, Zhao Zhaolu put on the doll costume again. He went outside for a while, and then hurried back to turn on the air conditioner.

As soon as I went out, the tourists who were still queuing up to check the tickets outside cheered, especially the children.After a period of publicity, everyone knows that Lingyuan has an extra mascot.

Someone called Zhao Zhaolu, "Miracle! Miracle!"

Zhao Zhaolu turned around a few times and posed for the children to take pictures.

However, even the prototype of this doll is particularly easy to fall, let alone a doll, even if it contains a human being who is more flexible than a penguin, but under the restriction of a broken leg, a little carelessness in stepping rhythm will also cause Zhao Zhaolu to lie on his back. on the ground.

He was used to it, and got up calmly amidst the laughter of the tourists.That's it, it's also a restoration of character, okay?Just look at emperor penguins and you will know how easy they are to fall!

These people, which of them don't wear knee pads in doll costumes, plus a thick shell, they are as durable as real penguins.

Even getting up is a bit difficult, because the legs are short and the wings are not very convenient.

The tourists around are still taking pictures and recording videos. A mascot that fell down is really more fun for them than a mascot that is standing up and showing off.

There was still a small bag on the penguin. After Zhao Zhaolu got up, he patted his body with his wings, walked to the side of the tourists, opened his bag, and shook his body, motioning them to dig inside.

Tourists took out lollipops as soon as they dug inside. Unexpectedly, there were such benefits, and they were very happy.

After Zhao Zhaolu sent some lollipops out, he quickly closed the bag, waved to the other tourists rushing over, hugged the bag again, and expressed with body language, "I'm going to lose it too."

This is just a lollipop that is not worth much, but the tourists who got it were very happy, and their mood improved a lot.It was a pity that I didn't get it, but I didn't get angry, so I returned it regretfully.

Just for a while, Zhao Zhaolu already felt very hot, and the air-conditioning in the venue was still comfortable, so he hurried back and waved to everyone, signaling to wait for everyone inside, come in quickly.

Halfway through, Zhao Zhaolu actually saw a miracle doll sitting in a flower bed on one side through the opening.

His field of vision was narrow, and he was focusing on interacting with tourists just now, but he didn't notice another miracle came.It stands to reason that everyone has their own range, but this is not a hard and fast rule. If you really want to run to the door to dance, no one can stop you.

But this colleague sitting there made Zhao Zhaolu feel a little strange, so he turned around and walked over.

Some of the tourists just discovered that there is another miracle over there, and some looked at him curiously.

Zhao Zhaolu walked up to this miracle, poked him, and whispered, "Dude, what's the matter, are you alright?"

He didn't know who it was, with so many employees in Lingyuan, plus the people in the hotel, he couldn't even recognize everyone.Not everyone who trained together at that time knew each other. However, everyone is always a colleague. Even if you don’t know each other well, let him come over to care.

The sitting colleague raised his head and looked at it, but said nothing.

"You won't get hurt, right? It's still too hot? Why don't you go to our hall and turn off the air conditioner." Zhao Zhaolu greeted him seeing that he might be in a bad mood.

The colleague shook his head and stood up, as if agreeing.

"Come on." Zhao Zhaolu led him away.

Zhao Zhaolu stopped talking when he was close to the tourist, but when he looked at this colleague, he always felt that the other party's actions were not very standard.Two penguins appeared, and the children looked at their different heights and said that they were the penguin father and the penguin son.

On the way, Zhao Zhao fell down the steps on the way, which caused another burst of laughter.This time, he actually did it on purpose. He said it was a fall, but he actually just sat on the steps and climbed down.Hey, don't tourists like to watch this?

As for this colleague, he was very dull. He turned around and looked left and right, and continued to walk inside without falling.

After entering, Zhao Zhaolu took him to the air conditioner to blow air, "Is the wind blowing in like this enough? Or we go to the office?"

The other party shook his head, indicating no need.

Zhao Zhaolu laughed, "Are you still not talking? Dude... Maybe you are a female colleague, look at your size. Why are you so dedicated, no one listens to us."

The other party still ignored him, and reached out to fiddle with the decorative plants on the wall.Of course, it looks like she's just poking with her wings.

"Ahem." Zhao Zhaolu was sure that there must be a shy female colleague here. Thinking about the few female colleagues who trained together at the beginning, they seemed to be very beautiful, so he said, "Actually, I think your movements are not very standard."

The fat penguin turned around and looked over.

Although he couldn't see anything clearly inside the black hole, Zhao Zhaolu still felt that the other party was staring at him sharply. He waved his wings and said, "You won't be angry if I say that? I'm doing it for your own good. What to do when you see it? Didn’t you teach it during the training, you have to carefully observe the movements of the emperor penguin, the body is shaking, the steps are broken, and it is best to have a forward movement when walking..."

Fat Penguin: "..."

Zhao Zhaolu was so excited that his wings were about to stand up, "You are too careful, it seems that you are always afraid of falling. Let me tell you, don't be afraid, penguins always fall, and falling is a sign of miracles. Have you received the knee pads? Sometimes I even drop it on purpose, the trick is to twist it yourself, you bend your knees inside and no one can see it, and then fall like this..."

Zhao Zhaolu shared his experience one by one, and encouraged his colleagues to be bold, not to be too afraid to move for fear of falling.

As they were talking, a few children who were watching them from afar came slowly over, and Zhao Zhaolu quickly shut up.

The children looked up at Zhao Zhaolu: "Father Penguin, can we hug your son?"

Zhao Zhaolu: "..."

I'm so angry, I can't speak.

Zhao Zhaolu made a gesture. She is not my son, and I am not her father. We are all miracles, one is a large miracle and the other is a small miracle.

The children looked at each other in confusion, "What are you talking about?"

They didn't understand anything after Zhao Zhaolu's fierce gestures, so Zhao Zhaolu pointed to his colleagues dejectedly, saying that you should go.

They understood this, and smiled and jumped at the other doll.Although the penguin was shorter than Zhao Zhaolu, it was still tall for the children, and they pounced on the big doll with confidence.

The chubby penguin waved its wings forward twice, took two steps back in horror, bumped its feet, and sat down on the ground.

"Wow!" The children were even more excited, jumping on the fat penguin, and they were about to ride it.

Zhao Zhaolu was dumbfounded, the sitting just now was so hard that his scalp was numb, even if there is a layer of puppet skin on the back of the buttocks, it is not enough, right?

Zhao Zhaolu hurried over to save her, but he didn't dare to move or speak to the children, so he patted the children with the tip of his wings and waved his wings to signal them to come down.

Don't care about the kid who is crazy about playing, he is holding the doll and screaming.The fat penguin was lying there, looking hopeless.

After a while, the staff and tourists were attracted. When the tourists saw a doll drowned by children, and the companion next to him was at a loss, they all laughed and thought it was very funny.

The staff rushed over to pick up the child and said sweatingly, "Kids, please don't bully the mascot."

The staff helped the colleague up together with Zhao Zhaolu. Of course, Zhao Zhaolu could only use his wings to help him, and whispered, "Are you okay? Does your butt hurt?"

The poor colleague still didn't speak, but Zhao Zhaolu also realized that he was rude, how could he ask a girl's "ass"?

Although separated by doll costumes, everyone still felt the fear of the people inside. The fat penguin looked at the children and walked out without crying.

Zhao Zhaolu chased him for a few steps, but the other party was walking fast, much faster than him. When he got to the door, he fell down, got up very quickly, and continued to walk out, which can be called fleeing.

Zhao Zhaolu: "..."

He was so depressed that he hadn't struck up a conversation yet.

However, I was too anxious before, but now I feel that this girl is really cute.Thinking about it this way, Zhao Zhaolu regretted not being able to talk to him even more.

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Regarding the "siege" of the Lingyuan mascot by children, the submerged videos and pictures were posted on the Internet by the onlookers that day, and then Aite Lingyu's official blog.

Editing and forwarding of the management official blog: Caring for mascots is everyone's responsibility...

comment:

At the end of the video, I was dying of laughter. Little Miracle was so frightened that he pissed off and fell down.

When I was ravaged by a child, the miracle next to me was so urgent, I could feel it through the screen, I couldn’t save it hahahaha

Hahahaha, I twisted a bit at first, but then I just lay there.

This doll is really fat, and it is very restored. It is estimated that it does not move at all inside.

This won't work, if he fights with other zoo mascots in the future, wouldn't he be a sure loser?

Hey, why are you fighting 2333!

It's inconvenient, if you accidentally fall down, even a child can't run, miserable!

After watching this video, I had a bold idea...

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"Oh, let me go, this is my goose, hahahaha how stupid." Duan Jiaze looked at the figures on the video, although there were many people wearing penguin suits, but not many short ones, and this running posture, he could Confirmation is a miracle, otherwise I would be this father in vain.

Only Duan Jiaze recognized it, and everyone else was discussing who it was.

Zhao Zhaolu, who was the only one who got along with Miracle, had never heard the other party speak, and he wanted to find out who it was, but the result was probably because it was too embarrassing, and it was known by the general public, and no one would admit it.

Some people think that if they go to other venues during working hours, they may not be one of them at all. No, a batch of doll outfits has been made, and there is still a spare for each of them.

This is also very reasonable, the scope would be even bigger, but unfortunately, after a lot of mutual suspicion, they couldn't find out who the unlucky mascot was in the end.

……

Zhao Zhaolu has been secretly watching, who looks like that penguin, this day he and a female colleague You Bing next to him went to the gate to welcome tourists, and took pictures for the publicity personnel.He felt that You Bing was a possibility.

First of all, they are about the same size, and secondly, You Bing doesn't like to talk. He also heard that You Bing seems to have a boyfriend, which makes more sense that she doesn't want to talk to Zhao Zhaolu.

It's a pity for Zhao Zhaolu, but there's nothing he can do about it.

When they went back, the two penguins walked silently on the road, You Bing didn't like to talk, Zhao Zhaolu was too embarrassed to strike up a conversation now.

Halfway there, another Miracle Doll came out of the side road. Seeing that there was a team, he was stunned, then walked over silently and joined them.

Zhao Zhaolu: "..."

Zhao Zhaolu looked at this head, and always felt that she was also a woman, so he greeted her: "Go back."

Although he doesn't know where this guy is going or what's the matter, just say hello casually, otherwise it would be too embarrassing, just now he and You Bing were embarrassing enough, Zhao Zhaolu dislikes an embarrassing atmosphere the most.

Zhao Zhaolu turned his head to look at her, feeling that this movement was a bit familiar. At this moment, they had already arrived at You Bing's work place. Before You Bing moved, the new colleague took a few steps inside.

Zhao Zhaolu felt curious, does she also work here?Before he could say anything, a man rushed out from the stab, dragged a penguin away, and shouted excitedly: "You Bing! Don't hide from me anymore!!"

The penguin was dragged to the ground by his legs. Relying on his size and excitement, he half dragged and half hugged the penguin and moved quickly.A big man dragged a big plush penguin and ran forward. The scene was very strange.

——More importantly, he hugged the wrong person.

Zhao Zhaolu & You Bing: "..."

Zhao Zhaolu couldn't run away even in a doll costume, so he said "Fuck" and said to You Bing next to him, "That's your...friend?"

Seeing that the other party dragged the wrong person, You Bing was also a little speechless, she nodded and said: "My ex-boyfriend, you follow, I will call someone, he has practiced, it is very dangerous."

Saying that, You Bing walked quickly into the exhibition hall with penguin steps.

Zhao Zhaolu: "..."

He couldn't care about the rules anymore, he saw that people were running away, and there were not many tourists around, so he quickly took off his doll costume and chased after him.Zhao Zhaolu now has a premonition that she is the penguin girl he met before.

That's right, it was her, not You Bing, that posture really became more and more familiar, and he just remembered it in a hurry.

Such a weak girl, who was pushed down by a child, was actually carried away by an excited strong man!Zhao Zhaolu felt that he must stop it in time to avoid any accidents!