Those Years I Opened a Zoo

As soon as Duan Jiaze spoke, that foot retracted again, and the person sat up from the sofa, but when he stood up again, he had already turned into a human form again.The golden-brown hair looked thick and stiff. Although he had single eyelids, his eyes were large. His skin was fairer than Duan Jiaze imagined, and his nose was a little red.

He was still wearing a shirt, if it wasn't for his unruly short hair flying up, and the sharp look in his clear eyes from time to time, people would think he was a gentle young man.

He turned around and supported the back of the sofa, looked at Duan Jiaze a few times, his expression was unpredictable, and finally he laughed briefly, "Why do you call him brother?"

Duan Jiaze was excited and embarrassed, and he also felt that he was a bit abrupt. Although he admired Brother Monkey, he was still a stranger to Brother Monkey, no wonder he looked a little unhappy.

"I'm sorry, that..." Duan Jiaze suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "I'm Duan Jiaze, the director of Lingyuan. No... I've admired the Great Sage for a long time, so I'm a little excited."

"Oh." The man glanced at Duan Jiaze again, rubbed his chin and said, "What great sage? I am Yuan Hong, Lord of the Four Wastes. Don't think it is Monkey King when you see a monkey."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

... Can this broken app still work?Next time, can you directly indicate who is here?

It was like this every time, how many times he guessed wrong, it's too shameful, even the director of the zoo!

Don't say he doesn't do his homework, he has read all the Chinese myths and stories, but if he didn't say in advance that he saw the monkey, wouldn't he be able to think that this is the most famous monkey brother?Although thinking about it now, with Brother Hou's current status, it seems unlikely that he will come down casually.

It was also because he had done his homework that Duan Jiaze remembered who this was. He was depressed and said in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, it turned out to be Yuan Xingjun...I misunderstood, I, um, I don't think you're skinny White, I never thought it was you."

Among the four monkeys in the mixed world, apart from the monkey brother who is a Lingming stone monkey, there are also six-eared macaques, red-legged horse monkeys, and Tongbei apes. Among them, the Tongbei ape is all white. Under Jiang Ziya.After his death, he joined the Heavenly Court and became the Lord of the Four Wastes.

Yuan Hong: "White hair looks dirty!"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

This is a bit fallacious.

Duan Jiaze was originally full of excitement, but he suppressed it all of a sudden, his interest was inevitably a little low, not as enthusiastic as before.Although Yuan Hong and that man had so much in common, he was not the monkey that Duan Jiaze admired after all.

"Yuan Xingjun, let me show you and some colleagues." Duan Jiaze called Yuan Hong to meet his colleagues. After he knew that this was Yuan Hong, he didn't plan to tell him about the zoo here.He knew that Yuan Hong was also very capable, and he was not a talkative person, so of course he had to bring it in front of the backer.

Yuan Hong didn't know what happened next, and said that it would be fine to say hello.

Duan Jiaze recruited all the people and took Yuan Hong to wait in the lounge.

People came in one by one, and Duan Jiaze introduced them one by one, "This is Lord Four Wastes, Yuan Hong, did you know each other before?"

We are all colleagues in Tianting, Ling Guang, Zhu Feng and others are considered acquaintances with Yuan Hong, but even Duan Jiaze can tell that they are not familiar at all.After all, Yuan Hong is not from the 24 Constellations, and he is different from them, so we usually can't chat together.

At this time, Di Ting came in, and happened to meet Yuan Hong face to face.

Duan Jiaze repeated the introduction: "Here comes Di Ting, do you know Yuan Hong Xingjun? I don't need to talk about you."

When Di Ting chats with people other than him, basically he can only hear Di Ting's words.

Hearing this, he was taken aback, "Huh?"

Yuan Hong took Di Ting's hand, "Di Ting, I've seen it before."

Di Ting was sweating slightly, "Yes, Yuan Xingjun, I haven't seen you for many years, I almost didn't recognize him."

"You still recognize people by their faces?" Duan Jiaze teased casually, seeing how hot Diting looked, he turned down the air conditioner a bit.

Listen to: "..."

On the side, Shancai was talking to Xiaoqing: "No, I haven't seen him, but my father knows him. My father said that Tongbei Ape practiced Bajiu Xuangong, but he didn't like going out very much these years! Otherwise, I would Say, it’s not necessarily worse than Monkey King, right?”

Yuan Hong practiced the Eighty Nine Mysterious Kungfu, and he also knows about 72 changes. At the beginning, Yang Jian couldn't beat it, so he borrowed the sage's magic weapon.

Xiaoqing: "You dare to talk about this!"

Shancai covered his mouth, and said to everyone: "I, I will tell you behind my back, I believe everyone will not say it!" He even gave Yuan Hong a friendly grin, after all, he praised Yuan Hong.

Yuan Hong didn't seem to notice, and concentrated on picking out his ears.

He listened with his head buried, looking in a bad mood.

Duan Jiaze patted and listened, "What's the matter, are there any strange tourists?"

Just as Di Ting was about to speak, Lu Ya pushed the door open and came in. You Su and he also slipped in with one hand on the door that was about to close, and said with a smile: "I heard that Lord Four Wastes came down for vacation."

Duan Jiaze: "Yes."

Duan Jiaze made an introduction to Yousu and Yuan Hong. They were in the same court, one was a concubine and the other was a general.

As soon as Lu Ya came in, he nestled on the sofa with his feet crossed and half-closed his eyes, as if he didn't care about world affairs.

Yuan Hong took a few glances at Lu Ya, but showed a somewhat apprehensive expression, "Could this be... Daoist Lu Ya?"

Duan Jiaze said blankly: "What, you don't know him? Didn't you get listed on the list with his weapon in the Conferred God War?"

Yuan Hong: "..."

Lu Ya laughed loudly, "Silly, I wasn't around at that time!"

Duan Jiaze suddenly said, "That's right, I didn't remember the details."

After Yuan Hong was captured by Yang Jian, Jiang Ziya hacked it with his own hands. The weapon Jiang Ziya used was the knife that Lu Ya lent him.Duan Jiaze only remembered that it was Lu Ya's weapon, so he thought the two knew each other, but now it seems that they have never seen each other before, and there is just an embarrassing relationship.

Yuan Hong wiped his sweat, "Hehe, yes."

Lu Ya: "Hey, where's your stick?"

Yuan Hong: "!!"

Duan Jiaze: "That's right, Lord Xing's weapon seems to be a stick too?"

Yuan Hong: "Um... that's right."

He really transformed a metal stick and placed it in his hand.

"Is it okay?" Duan Jiaze took the stick from Yuan Hong's hand after getting the permission. He felt that it was very light, as if it was made of wood, so he returned it uninterested.

Duan Jiaze took a look at Yuan Hong, and always felt that Lord Four Wastes was not as vicious as he thought at first, and he was even a little dazed, always distracted.

Yuan Hong suddenly said: "By the way, is there any idle land? I got some flat peach pits and planted some peaches to eat."

Duan Jiaze was drinking water, and almost spit out a mouthful of water, "cough cough cough..."

Fuck, I was mistaken again, can an honest person steal peaches!

"It's just in time, we still have poplar nectar here." Xiong Siqian rubbed his hands and said, "You can eat fruit after your meal."

Duan Jiaze broke down and said: "Pan and flat peaches can also be planted casually?"

"Yes, but the effect of the flat peaches produced by this is not so good. The flat peaches will only be good when the year is up. They will grow in a short time, and you will not be able to eat them." You Su explained, although the poplar nectar is miraculous , I even rescued ginseng fruit, but it was only brought back to life, and it had grown for so long.If the flat peaches produced in this way can also be effective, wouldn't it be a pleasure for the Queen Mother and Avalokitesvara to plant trees together.

Duan Jiaze complained in his heart when he heard this, and returned the year. When the fairy tasted peaches at the Queen Mother's Peach Fair, did he eat a peach and say: This is a peach from 200 BC...

……

"Golden snub-nosed monkeys, there are six species of Burmese golden monkeys, Nujiang golden monkeys, Sichuan golden monkeys, and Yunnan golden monkeys. Their coat color is golden yellow, and the average adult male body length is..." Duan Jiaze read the materials to Yuan Hong.

Yuan Hong already knew the rules here, he was a little surprised, but at that time he rolled his eyes and didn't say anything, Duan Jiaze happily turned him into a golden monkey.

Golden snub-nosed monkey, this is a national first-class protected animal, Duan Jiaze has to set up a special venue.

Yuan Hong pulled out a hair and blew it, and the hair turned into a male Guizhou snub-nosed monkey less than one meter long. Standing on the ground, looking around, he ran to hug Yuan Hong's leg and screamed.

"Damn, you can do this too? My idol can do it too," Duan Jiaze marveled for a moment, then remembered something, "Wait a minute, how can we use the Mao Transformation? We only use substitutes during off-duty hours."

"This is not a double, but an incarnation." Yuan Hong said, "Can their double be the same as mine? You can't even tell the difference between me and it. It's absolutely flexible. If I don't tell you, don't Say you can't find it, except Di Ting, as long as you don't do it, no one will be able to find it."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

For Yuan Hong to be so frank, it would be better if Duan Jiaze didn't know what to say. Well, he couldn't even tell the difference between an ordinary flamingo and Ling Guang, let alone Yuan Hong and his incarnation.

Duan Jiaze: "...If I see you skipping work, I will be burned to death by Lu Ya."

Yuan Hong didn't know the relationship between Duan Jiaze and Lu Ya, and said in surprise: "Mr. Lu Ya is so dedicated? I didn't know he was such a person, okay!" He probably didn't make things difficult for Duan Jiaze, and he himself turned into a golden monkey, Standing with that avatar, it really is hard to tell the truth from the fake.

After a while, the avatar changed into a human form again, and turned upside down, "Then there is no rule, the avatar can't be outside, right?"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze said in a daze, "No..."

Yuan Hong: "That's fine!"

Duan Jiaze was sweating madly, what did he do, then they couldn't tell which one was the avatar and which was the body, right? Yuan Hong was outside by himself, insisting that his avatar was not the same, he would be flattered.

Those guys who have practiced the art of transformation are really scary. One person can be several envoys, and he can work in three shifts by himself.Duan Jiaze thought it was fortunate that Lu Ya was not good at this, otherwise he would feel a little palpitation when he thought of the scene where Lu Ya appeared in front of him.

"By the way, how many monkeys do you have?" Yuan Hong leaned over to look at the information on Duan Jiaze's mobile phone, and saw a line on it that said golden snub-nosed monkeys living in groups can have up to [-] monkeys, so he said, "Here Change three hundred or not?"

Duan Jiaze said in horror: "Brother, the largest group of domestic artificial breeding is only more than 30, I plan to raise two..."

There is one here, and another one is imported from other zoos. Of course, it does not mean that it can be introduced by introduction. If it cannot be introduced, it is okay to raise one.Or, like giant pandas, they also adopt the method of borrowing exhibitions.

Yuan Hong asked in amazement: "You have to raise two in such a big place?"

Yuan Hong was a little puzzled that Duan Jiaze wanted to provide monkeys with such luxurious treatment. After all, in their era, monkeys were everywhere, regardless of whether they were golden monkeys or not, and they didn't mention freedom or not. There is no such condition.

Yuan Hong doesn't quite understand the thinking of modern humans.

Duan Jiaze said weakly: "It's quite remarkable to be able to raise two. This is a first-class protected animal, and it is very expensive."

Yuan Hongyou said: "Let's raise a few more, it looks so lively, and I don't need to spend money to create it."

"It's not a question of whether to spend money or not. We have to go through formalities to raise animals, that is, to be licensed and registered by the government. It is illegal to raise them yourself." Duan Jiaze explained, "And the source of such rare animals is limited. Very dead."

Yuan Hong thought for a while, then shook his head, but he still didn't understand the thinking of the human race.

……

Duan Jiaze is going to rebuild a golden monkey house, with an indoor area of ​​[-] square meters and an outdoor area of ​​[-] square meters. There is also a rockery outside and a lot of perches to meet the exercise needs of the golden monkeys.Even if Yuan Hong didn't need it, other golden monkeys who might come in the future would also need it.

Although Yuan Hong brought down the flat peach pits and clamored to eat them, the food of the golden monkeys is actually mainly young shoots, flower buds, bamboo shoots, leaves and the like.

In addition, Xiong Siqian fulfilled his promise. He planted flat peaches in the land contracted by Lingyou, and planted a piece around the bamboo forest. At dinner that day, he put them on the table for cooking and fruit.In order to cover it up, I specially bought a batch of peaches and distributed them to other employees of the zoo.

This can also be regarded as an "artificial flat peach". Looking at it with the naked eye, it is not much different from ordinary peaches. It is not even particularly big, or even a little smaller.Because modern peaches are all optimized and cultivated.

In ancient times, flat peaches might have been considered huge, but in modern times they are nothing. As a result, other employees of the zoo looked at them from a distance and felt that the director was really a good leader. He distributed good things to his subordinates and kept the smallest peaches for himself. , this is a big misunderstanding.

But apart from the shape, the flat peach is amazing in other aspects.As soon as Duan Jiaze sat down, he could smell the sweet smell of peaches, and it was sweet but not greasy, with a freshness that cleared the mind.

The blush on the top of the peach is the deepest, and when you poke it, it will burst open and ooze juice.Duan Jiaze picked up a flat peach and took a bite of the most ripe and tender part. The flesh has a soft and tender taste that melts in the mouth. Thailand is like rain after a long drought.

Moreover, this flat peach is actually particularly full.Duan Jiaze usually eats [-]% of his meal, but he eats peaches after a meal. After eating a few more mouthfuls, he feels full before eating half of the peaches.

Originally, there were not many peaches, because there was no open space, but now that they are very full, Duan Jiaze is even more sure that this thing can't be sold outside.

Tourists will be full after a few mouthfuls of this peach, and fools don't know there is a problem.

For example, purple bamboo and lotus are all infected by the Avalokitesvara Dojo. They are not spiritual roots themselves. The flat peach is different. Even if it is spawned and grows on the barren land of the human world, it can still have this effect.

There was still half a peach left, and Duan Jiaze would be full after a few bites, which was nothing to other dispatched animals.The 3000, 6000, and 9000-year-old flat peaches have the functions of becoming immortals, immortality, and the same longevity as the sky for human races, but they are naturally different for fairies, especially those with high strength.

The one Duan Jiaze ate was not old, it was about three hours old.Even so, Duan Jiaze also felt that it was too wasteful to throw away, so he wrapped the peaches in plastic wrap and prepared to put them in the refrigerator.

Xiong Siqian didn't pick many peaches, Su was nibbling on the peaches, and seeing Duan Jiaze wrapped the peaches in plastic wrap, he said, "Director, you can't eat any more, let me help you..."

Duan Jiaze was stunned for a moment, "Huh? This is not good."

He has a very good relationship with Yousu, and it can be regarded as a year-end friendship (?), Yousu usually looks like an underage girl, but after all, men and women are different, Duan Jiaze is too embarrassed to give Yousu his leftovers.

"Forget it, your human race has many rules." Yousu buried his head and continued to gnaw on his own peach.

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Duan Jiaze untied the peach again, "Then I'll cut the back with a knife and give it to you to eat."

Yousu became happy again, "Okay, okay."

Yuan Hong sat across from them. Hearing what Cai said just now, he thought that there are still so many rules of the human race no matter how long it takes. Many years ago, when he was a little monkey, he suffered a lot to learn the rules of the human race.

While Yuan Hong was feeling emotional, he saw Duan Jiaze peel a piece of peach, poked it with the tip of a knife and handed it to Yousu.

Yousu opened his mouth and was about to eat, when Lu Ya happened to pass by from behind, and pressed Yousu's head on the table.

Yuan Hong: "..."

Yousu: "..."

Duan Jiaze: "..."

Lu Ya held Duan Jiaze's wrist, lifted it up and took the peach away, then said with disgust, "I can't finish one peach..."

Lu Ya took the peach away without any hassle.

Duan Jiaze: "..."

...Damn it, divide the peaches.

Yousu pulled out her head, she had just knocked a dent in the table, before no one noticed, she quickly smoothed the table.

Lu Ya turned to the other side of Duan Jiaze and sat down. After eating the peaches, put the peach pits in a rice bowl, which was used for planting trees after Xiong Siqian was recovered.

Duan Jiaze wanted to say something, and saw Yuan Hong looking at him innocently, although he knew that Yuan Hong must not have thought much, because his thoughts were probably the same as Yousu's... But Duan Jiaze was still a little embarrassed.

Duan Jiaze turned his face to the side, covered his face with one hand, covering Yuan Hong's sight and said, "Could you be more gentle next time? Many employees have already responded to me about your domestic violence."

To Luya and Yousu, the attack just now was not a move, but it was not like that in the eyes of others.That is, it is still a daily routine for Lu Ya to beat up the younger sister of the elementary school student.

"Whoever is in the same family as her, you shouldn't have called her my younger sister back then." Lu Ya felt aggrieved, and shot You Su another look across Duan Jiaze.

Yousu shrank his head, hid behind Duan Jiaze and said, "Mr. Dao, the human race has many rules, do you know how bad your behavior is in the eyes of others? You are so bad to your sister, how can you treat your wife well? "

Lu Ya lowered his head, "It's pretty good..."

Yuan Hong: "???"

Duan Jiaze: "..."

If you're so shameless, there's nothing I can do.Yousu took the peaches she hadn't finished eating and went for a walk.

Duan Jiaze smiled awkwardly at Yuan Hong, pretending nothing happened, "Eat peaches, eat peaches."

-

Duan Jiaze has always been curious about who got him such a big benefit from the State Forestry Administration, which made him a man with two pandas in one fell swoop.

Until this day, Xie Qiqing came to visit.He claimed that the teacher had something to do and wanted to negotiate with Linshui Temple, so he stopped by Lingyuan to say hello to Duan Jiaze.

Xie Qiqing asked about Duan Jiaze's giant pandas, and Duan Jiaze suddenly realized that Xie Qiqing did it, otherwise why would he ask about the giant pandas.Ordinary people read the news and know that there are giant pandas here, but Xie Qiqing is an outsider, why bother with so many.

But Duan Jiaze didn't quite understand why Xie Qiqing did this.

Xie Qiqing also didn't intend to hide it, and said that after an accident, she suddenly felt something in her heart, and felt that there was a cause and effect between Duan Jiaze and her.He didn't think that Duan Jiaze was directly related to his gains and losses, but he felt that it was related to Duan Jiaze in the first place, so he should make up for it anyway.

At that time, Xie Qiqing thought, Duan Jiaze is not short of money, and the spiritual limit is so big, what else is he lacking?It seems that there is a shortage of giant pandas. He has wandered among high-ranking officials and wealthy businessmen for many years. Now that his ability is back, he will naturally "send" the panda to Lingyuan without any effort.

This can be regarded as unintentional, Duan Jiaze thanked Xie Qiqing repeatedly.Looking at his expression now, he is more natural and relaxed than the last time I saw him, and even seems to be a few years younger. It seems that his mood has really improved, and his state is much better.

Duan Jiaze is still willing to see Xie Qiqing after the change, and wants to invite him to stay for a meal.

Xie Qiqing complied, and said that she would go to the zoo for a walk, and that she would not trouble Duan Jiaze to accompany her, but let him do the work.

Xie Qiqing was wearing a Taoist robe, and people thought it was a Taoist priest from Linshui Temple.Local people don't find it surprising, but outsiders will take a closer look, thinking that this old Taoist priest is strange, and he doesn't know if he is a magic stick or a real master.

Xie Qiqing wandered around the zoo alone, getting a little tired from walking, so she found a place to rest under the shade of a tree.After sitting down, he saw a tired and lazy young man lying next to him, his feet crossed, his shirt was covered with grass clippings, he squinted at himself, his short hair was dyed golden brown, and it curled up all over the place.

Along the way, people kept looking at Xie Qiqing like this, and he was used to it, so he didn't care.But the young man was not enough to take a look, and kept staring at him.

Xie Qiqing turned her head with a smile, ready to make a little joke, and said, "Sir, I see that your seal is black, do you want to buy a safety talisman?"

The young man laughed, "You Taoist priest, you are very interesting. I just think you look like an old friend of mine. If you look at you more, why bother to trick me."

Usually, when Xie Qiqing said that, people would think he was a liar and immediately walked away. He also laughed a few times when he heard this young man say that, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just joking."

Xie Qiqing looked at the young man with a strange feeling, he could see the bottom at a glance, but it was too transparent, which seemed interesting instead.Now he does whatever he wants, and immediately takes out a folded talisman from his pocket.After thinking about it, he paused first and asked, "Are you an atheist?"

The young man shook his head.

Xie Qiqing: "Do you believe in Buddhism?"

The young man was silent for a moment, then said disdainfully, "I don't believe in anything!"

Xie Qiqing laughed, "Little friend, don't talk so deadly. Seeing that you are destined to be with me, I will give you a talisman! If you are in trouble in the future, this thing can save your life once!"

"..." The young man looked at him like an idiot.