male fox landlord

——This chapter is also known as Luo Yunkai’s Face-slapping Little Theater Sweet Wine and Rice Balls

"Pfft! Hahahahaha..." Luo Yunkai couldn't hold back, and laughed exaggeratedly. Over there, Heizi was still squatting on the ground. Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure out what Luo Yunkai was laughing at.

Luo Yunkai laughed for a long time before he felt something was wrong.

He raised his head and frowned to look at Heizi, "You call me brother, call him father? Damn, are you taking advantage of me?"

Fu Junyao sighed, despising his IQ, "Xiao Lang took advantage of you!"

Heizi scratched his head embarrassingly again.

No way, when Heizi graduated from high school, he felt that gold was everywhere outside all day long, and he wanted to go to a coastal city to work and earn money. Aunt Rong Li couldn't hold him back and let him go, but as soon as he got off the train, he was met by two friendly-looking The beautiful woman tricked her into joining a pyramid scheme, and she lived a life that was worse than death every day. She couldn't get out, and couldn't communicate with the outside world. She almost died inside.Not only that, the people there asked him to call home every now and then to ask for money. Aunt Rong Li noticed the clue and thought he might be cheated, so she begged Fu Junyao and Uncle Deqiang to go with him to that coastal city He got out.

Fu Junyao found the address by phone and called the police. JC wiped out the MLM organization, and Heizi was rescued.

Since then, Heizi no longer has the idea of ​​going out into the world, and obediently follows Fu Junyao to do things at home.

When Aunt Rongli thought of this, she still felt scared, so she spent ten yuan to tell Heizi's fortune. The blind master who set up a stall on the street asked Aunt Rongli about Heizi's birthday, and then counted, "Let's Your son recognizes a dog as his godfather, and he should honor it well to keep him safe."

So Xiao Lang turned into Heizi's godfather gorgeously, and every morning when Heizi went out, he would come to the kennel and say with a smile, "Godfather, son, I'm going out", and when he came back, he would also say to him with a smile : "Godfather, I'm home!"

Xiao Lang looked confused, suspicious of Gou Sheng: Anyway, I don't really understand what you humans are thinking?

"Zhang Wei, Jiang Rongli asked you to help her carry her things. It's at the second aunt's house, hurry up!"

Luo Yunkai raised his head, and saw a handsome young lady walking towards him.

Heizi has never been No.1 since he was a child. When he was a student, his grades dropped every time. He couldn’t even run in the sports meeting. However, he has a first name. Yes, you read that right, his surname Zhang Mingwei ranks first in the country's duplication rate.

Heizi also has a younger sister, whose name is not as good as his, named Zhang Xiaoya.

Xiaoya is twenty-eight years old, with short hair, handsome and unrestrained, her appearance is much better than her brother's, fair and handsome, but she doesn't look like a girl at all in her behavior and dress, wearing a black jacket Black trousers, with a small blue earring on his ear, like a handsome boy, he even speaks in a rough voice on purpose.

Aunt Rong Li is so worried about this daughter!

Ever since Xiaoya entered puberty, in Aunt Rongli's heart, she was extremely rebellious!It's almost as if you can directly go to the sky with a firecracker.

First, she went to the barber shop secretly to cut her shawl hair into short hair, then threw away all the floral skirts and clips with lace socks that her mother bought for her at home, and then bought various men's clothes. Li Shu didn't read well, and she got some kind of band with her gang of cronies, singing and dancing every day, Aunt Rong Li scolded her for being worthless, but she said something like "one day everyone in the whole country will see her singing and dancing". Such brash words made Aunt Rong Li so angry that she died.

That good girl from before was really eaten by a dog!

Zhang Xiaoya walked over slowly and called Fu Junyao "Brother", and then saw Luo Yunkai again, felt strange, and asked suspiciously: "Who is this?"

Fu Junyao glanced lazily at Luo Yunkai with his long and narrow eyes, and casually said a few words, "I am Brother Yun."

Luo Yunkai: "..."

Zhang Xiaoya respectfully bowed to Luo Yunkai like a Bodhisattva, "Brother Yun is good."

Luo Yunkai: "..."

Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the house at the entrance of Xianshui Street, followed by thick smoke billowing from the roof, frightening the few people in place, Shun Ziwu stopped dancing, and went straight to hide in Xiaolang's nest , I was so scared that tears rolled in my eyes.

Zhang Xiaoya turned around and glanced at the houses at the alley that were emitting thick black smoke, "Damn, the private gun house in Uncle Deqiang's house exploded again?"

Heizi was dumbfounded, "How many times is this this month?"

Zhang Xiaoya replied to him, "No. 12 times!"

Luo Yunkai: "..."

Fu Junyao: "Go to Uncle Deqiang's house to see," several people hurried over.

Zhang Xiaoya kicked the door open eagerly, Fu Junyao ran in and carried Uncle Deqiang, who had been blown into an explosive head and his face was black, out of the room filled with smoke, while Luo Yunkai stood beside him at a loss.

Uncle Deqiang coughed for a while before recovering.

Shunzi hid in Xiaolang's den with teary eyes and stuck out his head, crying and howling, "Mom, Uncle Deqiang is confused again."

Li Deqiang is an old tenant of Xianshui Street. Before Fu Junyao bought the house in Xianshui Street, Uncle Deqiang had already rented here.

His life was not good when he was a teenager, he lived like a cowherd, don't think too much about it!It's the real cowboy, not that cowboy, I know you like to think about it.His parents died, his elder brother and his sister-in-law occupied the house left to him by his parents, and kicked him out. He picked up junk for a while, worked as a small laborer, moved bricks on construction sites, slept on flyovers, and spent most of his life in a daze.

Li Deqiang is over fifty now, has never married a wife, has lived alone for many years, and usually has no hobbies, the first thing he likes to do is play mahjong with Aunt Rongli next door, Aunt Shuying, and loses money all the time. , because the rented house was near the street, so I opened a small shop to make a living, selling tobacco, alcohol, snacks and so on; the second thing is to tinker with all kinds of inventions at home all day long.

Uncle Deqiang is very confident in calling himself "a pearl left behind by the people in the invention world" and "No. , get a bonus, marry Aunt Rong Li, and walk to the pinnacle of life from then on.However, after so many years, only Xianshui Street was shocked. Fortunately, Uncle Deqiang was still alive and strong after being bombed countless times.

Zhang Xiaoya glanced at the old man on the ground who was blacker than her own brother Heizi, and said with a little disgust: "Uncle Deqiang, don't mess with your crap, it's a good thing you rented it from my brother." If you rented someone else’s house, you would have been kicked out after so many bombings.” After finishing speaking, Heizi stared at her stupidly, Xiaoya raised her head, stared at her, and said arrogantly: “Zhang Wei, what are you looking at? Hurry up and help Jiang Rongli carry things."

Heizi is also very aggrieved. Ever since he helped his mother scold her last time, Xiaoya stopped calling him brother and called him "Zhang Wei" because she felt that Heizi betrayed her. He is eloquent and smart, except that he doesn't look like her mother, his personality and temper are exactly the same as Aunt Rongli's. Anyway, Heizi is honest and clumsy, and he can't talk to her when he talks sideways and vertically with two big speakers. See Uncle Deqiang left after nothing serious happened.

Zhang Xiaoya fetched some water and handed it to Li Deqiang.

Li Deqiang quickly took it, first took a big sip, then poured the water in the melon ladle on his dark hands, and touched his face a few times indiscriminately, at least he could see that his nose and eyes were coming, after doing all this He thanked them first, and then asked Fu Junyao nervously: "Junyao! I'm sorry, I didn't control the dosage well, so a little accident happened. I swear this will happen next time. It will definitely not happen again.

Fu Junyao still had a calm look on his face, no matter what happened, he was so calm, he had no desires or desires, and he didn't even have a temper, he nodded understandingly.But Zhang Xiaoya next to her couldn't stand it anymore, and she accused Uncle Deqiang eloquently, "Uncle Deqiang, you have said this [-] times, and as a result, you have to fry it more than a dozen times a month. Flying dogs can't rest in peace, just Jiang Rongli, the last time I was cooking at home, but there was another loud noise in your house, which scared her so much that she almost cut her finger."

Uncle Deqiang patted the ashes on his body and stood up, and asked with concern: "Rongli was scared by me, is she okay? Xiaoya, don't worry, this kind of thing will definitely not happen to me next time."

Zhang Xiaoya rolled her eyes towards the sky, and looked at Fu Junyao, "Brother, don't you have anything to say? This is your house."

Fu Junyao patted Li Deqiang on the shoulder, "Uncle Deqiang, be careful next time."

Li Deqiang said guiltily, "I'm sorry, Jun Yao."

Fu Junyao turned around and found that Luo Yunkai was still standing there, he squinted at him, "Go home."

Luo Yunkai followed him obediently and walked home.

It was already May at this time, and the afternoon sun was a little hot, so Fu Junyao moved a recliner and placed it at the door.

Some cool wind would blow in from outside from time to time, Luo Yunkai lay down extremely sleepy, but after half an hour passed, he had already gone on a date with the dream-eating tapir.

I don't know how long I slept, but I only know that the sun set in the west and hit Luo Yunkai's face. He felt very hot, but he was too tired, so he didn't bother to get up and move the recliner inside, so he had to endure the heat.

Not long after, the light in front of him was blocked by someone. Luo Yunkai opened his eyes slightly, and saw Fu Junyao moved a small chair and sat in front of him choosing vegetables, which could just block him from the hot sun.

After that, he couldn't remember anything, and it was already dusk when he woke up.

When Fu Junyao got up, he didn't know where he was. Heizi walked over with a khaki enamel basin, "Brother Yun, do you want sweet rice balls with sweet wine? My mother cooked some sweet rice balls today with the sweet wine made a few days ago. Thinking that you may not have eaten it, let me bring some over."

Luo Yunkai watched with little interest as Heizi walked in and put the khaki-colored pot on the table, walked over and cast a disgusted glance at the milky white soup that looked sticky and greasy inside, "This kind of thing can be eaten ?"

Heizi looked excited, "It's delicious, my mother made it, try it." In order to get Luo Yunkai's praise, Heizi really wanted him to try it now, so he went into the kitchen and got a bowl for Luo Yunkai A spoon came out and filled a bowl for Luo Yunkai himself.

Luo Yunkai glanced at Heizi's expectant eyes, then lowered his head to look at the bowl of glutinous rice balls with milky white sweet wine, and said with a little disgust: "I usually don't take a second bite of something that doesn't suit my taste."