The seat of rebirth is sick

ah?

Shen Jingbing was a little confused.

This person doesn't know what 丨Spring丨Gong Tu is? !

It turns out that there is really no love brain!

The three major desires of men: meat, sleep, and eroticism. ①This demon king seems to have nothing to do with it, or rather, he doesn’t understand it at all!

No wonder he has no such thing as a queen...

He couldn't help sighing, what is violence.

Suddenly, I had a bad intention, and suddenly wanted to tease this serious guy.Suddenly he bent over and moved closer, but when he met the demon king's eyes that were as clear as water, his heart twitched.

Forget it to the end, otherwise it will be embarrassing.

With a smile on his lips, he said in a low voice: "I don't understand, I'm here to teach you..."

Wow, so coquettish!

Let me ask, who could be more courageous than him? !Knowing that the opposite side is a tiger, you still want to go up and touch his butt? !

The other party doesn't understand anything, for example, he feels... oppression now.

Leaning back, his brows were already wrinkled: "What is Mr. Shen trying to do?"

Molested innocent women and men.

"This kind of thing can be understood with just a few pointers..." Saying this, he has already pushed him on the back of the chair.Speaking of teaching others, Shen Jingbing herself is actually an idiot, she has never been in love before, so she wants to teach others!But now he can no longer control what he is doing, looking at the pretty face getting closer and closer in front of him, he feels like he is going to die.

Touching his face with one hand, he was already making gestures to kiss her.The other side looked quite nervous, which was completely beyond the scope of their common sense.Because of his strong inner quality, Lord Demon King didn't tremble like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

One finger away, Shen Jingbing suddenly stopped, swallowed, and smiled awkwardly: "My lord, just kidding, kidding..." This fucking shame play should stop!It's over if you don't stop!

Shen Jingbing, who was thinking this way, was about to leave, when her lips softened unexpectedly.

I don't know how many times the black question mark face appeared.

It's over, it's over, it ruined people's game.

In the next second, what Shen Jingbing thought was...

"Damn my first kiss!"

He jumped away as if he had been frightened by something, rubbed his fingers on his mouth twice, looked at his hands, and then at the Demon King, with a bewildered expression on his face.

The Demon King still had that indifferent expression, so indifferent that he wanted to hit him.

"Oh? This is the 'kiss' that Mr. said? Got it."

Shen Jingbing had a cold face.

"Sir, but what's wrong?" Seeing his appearance, the demon king was also confused, as if he was the one who did the wrong thing, and asked Shen Jingbing what was going on.

"Master Demon King, you have to remember this!" Shen Jingbing sat back with a very serious expression, "This kiss, and the things on this picture." He picked up the painting that had just been thrown on the table, "You can only Do it with the person you like, the person you love. Just like this suddenly kissed me and scared me to death! Really!"

Shen Jingbing couldn't accept that her first kiss was taken away by a man.I am rotten, but not bent!He believes that he is absolutely straight, even if he can't find a girlfriend, he will be straight!Now, talking to this innocent little devil every day, is it finally ruining him? !

"What is someone you like? What is love?"

Shen Jingbing seems to have seen the kind of child in elementary school who is particularly eager to learn and loves to ask questions, and the kind of questions that are very difficult to answer!

"This...do you have parents?"

"Yes. But my father and stepmother passed away when I was a teenager."

There is no time to lament that he is pitiful, and now I will use this to explain the truth to him: "Come on, let's go."

"Your parents and stepmothers liked each other, loved each other, and after doing what we... just did, they did this thing." Fingering Hua, "And then you, um, that's it."

Afraid of spoiling this older child further, Shen Jingbing refused to use all kinds of dirty words.

In all matters related to love, this demon king is like a child who knows nothing.

"How do you like it?"

I don’t know either. I’ve never been in a relationship. Don’t ask me!Shen Jingbing was about to cry, roaring madly in her heart.Who can come and save him!

A savior fell from the sky.The door behind him was pushed open: "My lord."

After several days of disappearance, Zhang Ting is now standing next to the Demon King: "My lord, there are guests coming to visit."

Shen Jingbing didn't care what he said, and pulled his sleeve: "Old Zhang, come and explain to our boss what liking is. You have so many girls chasing after you, so you should understand."

As expected, Zhang Ting gave him a supercilious look.

"Who is this person here?" The Demon King is now in a state of business, and he has already become serious before making any jokes with Shen Jingbing.

"It's a woman who claims to be the demon king."

"Tsk." The devil frowned, and he sounded like a troublesome guy, "This woman doesn't always play her cards according to the routine. What are you doing here in the middle of the night."

Having said that, it passed directly.Shen Jingbing didn't know what to do. When she heard that it was a woman, she thought that she might have some kind of love-hate relationship with the Demon King. Seeing the situation, she might be able to explain it to him.

Halfway there, I realized that there was an extra person who shouldn't be there.

Zhang Ting now wants to drive him out.

"What are you doing here?"

"You can come even if you are a fake, but I can't?"

Zhang Ting died speechless.Since Lord Demon King didn't say anything, forget it.

This is the first time for Shen Jingbing to go to a place other than the devil's bedroom, his own bedroom, and the big bathhouse.Once again, I felt the size of the Demon Palace.

This Demon Pole Palace is simply amazing!

Its size and luxury are not comparable to those court halls in ancient TV dramas.If you have to say it, standing at the door and looking at the throne, it is as small as a bean.

It's rough to describe, but that's about it.

The land of the devil world doesn't need money, Keke.

From a distance, I saw a woman sitting on the throne, with fair skin and beautiful skin, protruding front and back, with a pair of long legs and a pair of post-modern stiletto heels, a standard 1.7-meter big sister.A white dress that looks out of place in the devil world makes her look like a fairy descending to earth, a string of silver bells on her right wrist and ankle, and that head of silver-white hair like flowing water, the whole person is like an elf, smart, playful, beautiful and shining!

For beautiful women, there are even more adjectives in his mind.

The woman was leaning on the throne, with a cold demeanor, looking at something with disdain in a daze, making her look even more charming.Suddenly, she seemed to see something that caught her eyes, and she got up suddenly.When she sees it clearly, it's time to destroy Shen Jingbing's goddess dream.

"Xiao-zhao--"

The woman just laughed like that, she didn't know who she was calling, and ran towards the three of them with her arms open.I saw the devil's face darkened a little, and the ringtone sounded like the laughter of hell evil spirits.

The woman stepped on a pair of sky highs and was able to run extremely fast, and she came to the front in no time, and threw herself into the arms of the devil: "Oh, it's been almost four or five hundred years, right? Xiao Zhao, do you want me Ah (☆▽☆)”

"My seat...don't want to."

It was the first time for Wow to see the devil with such a distressed expression, and then he ruthlessly rejected the woman's warm embrace.

Shen Jingbing's world view has collapsed anyway.From a distance, she looks like a goddess who emerges from the mud and is not stained, but in front of her, she is a crazy woman. Are all the women I meet like this? !

"Just now Zhang Ting was so indifferent to this king, and now Xiao Zhao, you are also so indifferent, ah...how angry..."

Shen Jingbing didn't see where the woman was angry at all, but saw her eyes fall on him: "This is a new cutie." The woman moved closer to Shen Jingbing and smelled it.It was the first time that she was so close to the opposite sex, Shen Jingbing was a little dizzy, and the strange fragrance of a woman floated into her nostrils, it smelled really good.

"It's a human being." The woman looked at the Demon King with a puzzled look on her face.The latter knew what she was going to ask, so he answered directly: "When I came back from the human world to participate in the Six Realms Symposium, I saw Mr. Shen being attacked. I thought she was a weak woman, and rescued him based on the principle of upholding justice. I missed 'her', but I didn't know that it was a man. Mr. Shen said he was homeless, so I let him stay here."

"Oh, hoo..." The woman looked Shen Jingbing up and down several times: "I have never seen a human being after hundreds of years of closed-door training, and it really looks the same, just as disgusting."

The corners of Shen Jingbing's eyes twitched, looking around, this expression was quite interested, I really didn't think I made you feel sick.If you feel sick, please let me go.

"Speaking of which, what is the Demon King doing here in the middle of the night?" Listening to the Demon King's tone, it was quite obvious that he was mocking.But the woman pretended not to hear: "This king thinks that these hundreds of years have been idle, and he came to play in your devil world."

The devil is already ashamed.

The Demon King didn't want to talk to her, and found an excuse to go out to relax. Zhang Ting said that he was going to prepare tea for the guests, so he also went out. Shen Jingbing was sitting with the woman right now.

The woman slept here all night, and now she felt refreshed, so she was quite interested in watching Shen Jingbing write and draw here.

"Little cutie, what are you writing?"

"Master Demon King, I have a name, Shen Jingbing." Shen Jingbing was quite upset, as a big man being called cute every day, it was disgusting to think about it.

The demon king said he didn't care: "Don't call me the demon king, Xiao Zhao only calls me that when he doesn't want to see the king."

"I also don't want to see Lord Demon King."

"Oh, I also have a name, little...Shen Jingbing." The tone was still so heartless. Could this woman not understand human speech? !

Shen Jingbing was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, so she responded casually: "Oh, then what's your name?"

"Zhang Yuqi."

"what?!"

Shen Jingbing's brain exploded when she heard the name.

"Is that how it was written?" He scratched the paper twice and wrote his name, and there were three big characters "Zhang Yuqi".

"It's not this." She took a pen and wrote again on the paper, "It's this... By the way, how do you know the pseudonym this king used when he was in the human world?"

It doesn't matter which one it is, this... old friend!

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注释

①Borrowing the third part of the manga "Mongolia My Hero", the eighth episode of the anime. [I feel that if this meme is not marked, I feel that I have plagiarized... By the way, do little angels and cuties like to monopolize it? ? ? 】

The demon king is my character design!Always! [Please don't talk to this idiot, she's just had a second stroke, um. 】

small theater

Demon: Aha, I took your first kiss away! 【beautiful】

Shen: You are not the same, they are all mine.

Demon: There is also first love, first night... [Break fingers]

Shen: Stop, stop, stop...stop now, everything is yours...