Plug-in from nine days

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There was a little monk in the temple. Hey, what is the little monk doing?"

A child pulled a big man, jumped off the rock, looked back at the big man and said, "What are you doing?"

The big man stroked the child's hair back and said, "I'm listening to the old monk telling a story."

The child bit his finger, blinked his eyes and looked at the big man and said, "Then what story is he telling?"

"Tell me," the big man straightened his waist, looked up into the distance and said, "Tell me that there used to be a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was a young monk and an old monk in the temple..."

Sitting in the car, Lin Yinan raised his eyelids to take a look, then clicked his tongue and said, "It's an endless loop."

Gu Bei turned back and stuffed his mouth with fruit, "Why did you break your mouth?"

Lin Yinan smiled, blinked his eyes and looked at Gu Bei. They walked for two days and two nights and returned to Immortal Wuji's mansion, only to find that everything was empty.

I searched around and found nothing.

Weeds are overgrown everywhere, and there are a few chaotic rocks lying there from time to time, and the road is extremely uneven.

"My lord, I don't know how to get to Wuji Immortal Monarch's Mansion?"

Gu Bei walked over and cupped his hands at the man. The man looked at Gu Bei and said with a smile, "Immortal Promise? Why are you looking for him?"

"Of course there is something to do, who has nothing to inquire about?" Lin Yinan spat out a mouthful of fruit cores, looked up at the man and said, "Can you use your brain when you talk?"

Ao Che lowered his head and took two steps back with Yan Yan in his arms. Gu Bei turned his head and glanced at Lin Yinan. Before he could speak, Lin Yinan nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I shut up, I shut up." .”

The man glanced at Lin Yinan, and immediately burst into laughter and said, "Oh, this young man, you are really interesting."

He shook his head while laughing, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

The child looked at the man with disgust, then pointed to the front and said, "I know the place you're looking for, it's right in front, just go straight."

Gu Bei's eyes lit up, and when he was about to say something, the child continued, "But big brother, you have to be sincere."

"it is good,"

Gu Bei nodded, before he could speak, Lin Yinan who was beside him burst into laughter, nodded and said, "Don't worry, we must have a sincere heart."

Gu Bei, "..."

Why does this person owe so much?

The man laughed enough, waved his hands and said, "Don't listen to the kid, he's talking about a temple, and there is also a Wuji Immortal Monarch enshrined there, just wait here, he will come."

Gu Bei looked up at the man and said, "Why?"

"Hahaha he lost the card, so naturally he has no face to walk with us, and naturally falls behind."

The man clapped his hands as he spoke, pulled the child over his shoulders, grinned at Gu Bei and said, "There will be a period later, hahaha, I like you very much."

As he said, he patted the child's buttocks, "Let's go, people in the world talk about each other's insanity in dreams, and I don't know who is still insane with whom."

Gu Bei glanced at Lin Yinan in astonishment, pointed to the people who walked past, Lin Yinan nodded and said, "Don't randomly block people in the future,"

The world's rumored Wen Chi Shangxian is a generation of crazy gods, poetic and infatuated, and has a special liking for children.

So the folklore says that if you scare a child who doesn't sleep, if you don't sleep, the crazy god will take you away and eat you.

This food is not that crazy.

Gu Bei shook his head, sighed and said, "You are hopeless."

"Yes, yes, I have medicine."

Gu Bei, "..."

People in the world always rumored that it was particularly beautiful. Immortal Wuji wore a black robe and stood proudly in the wind and rain, blocking the ups and downs of that day.

When Lin Yinan saw the person approaching from a distance, he wiped his eyes and said, "Is this a fake?"

How could it be a little old man who is over half a century old and leaning on a walking stick, he looks like he is drunk, staggering, it seems that in the next second, if you don't support him a little, he will fall down.

Lin Yinan blinked, "Is this a fake?"

Gu Bei covered Lin Yinan's mouth with his hands back, warning him with his eyes.

Lin Yinan smiled, stretched out his tongue and licked Gu Bei's hand, Gu Bei was startled, quickly withdrew his hand, and glared at Lin Yinan, "You..."

"Hey, don't be shy, don't be shy, really,"

While talking, he touched Gu Bei's red ears and said, "Really, why are you so irresistible?"

Immortal Lord Wuji saw the appearance of the two of them, and immediately covered his eyes with his hand and said, "Ah, ah, don't see and don't listen to evil, I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything."

Gu Bei, "..."

Lin Yinan, "..."

Hey!The old man!

Very appetizing.

Lin Yinan smiled and turned his head to salute Wuji Xianjun, "Xianjun."

Immortal Lord Wuji nodded, stroked his beard and coughed twice on purpose, "Cough, don't, don't, Nan Shenjun. This is so bad, I need Shenjun to salute me."

Lin Yinan waved his hand and said, "You should, you should. Didn't I ask you for something?"

Immortal Wuji tapped Lin Yinan's forehead and said, "It's very snobbish, I like it."

He was in Chishen's mansion two days ago, Chishen said that he was lucky these few days, at that time he thought it was luck, but he didn't know it.

The vicissitudes of life.

Lin Yinan smiled and said, "Don't dare, dare not,"

Wuji Xianjun turned his head and looked at Gu Beidao, "He is a good seedling, but you also know that my ability is not as good as yours."

"It's okay, it's okay," Lin Yinan waved his hands and said, "Isn't this afraid of being criticized, saying that I went north through the back door?"

Gu Bei, "..."

Immortal Wuji smiled, pulled his beard and said, "Yi Nan Shenjun said the truth."

Lin Yinan was stunned for a moment before he could react, Immortal Wuji had already left, leaving Gu Bei and Lin Yinan with perplexed faces.

"What did he mean?"

Gu Bei shook Yao's head and said, "I don't know."

Lin Yinan turned to look at Ao Che, who was stared at by two people with hairs on his back, hugged Yan Yan and said, "What he said literally..."

"Literally, what literal is he talking about?" Lin Yinan glanced at Gu Bei, seeing the smiles on the corners of Gu Bei's eyes and brows, he immediately understood.

"Fuck!" Lin Yinan bowed his head and spat, "You old rascal!"

The author has something to say: continue the day after tomorrow~

In fact, I feel very sorry that I made up the world, but what I wrote is a sweet article... qwq