Plug-in from nine days

According to Ming Ke Xingjun's instructions, Lin Yinan went to the lower realm to look for Gu Bei, but was almost fooled by him just as he went down.

An old lady with pure white eyes saluted Lin Yinan with shaking hands, "Your official, please do me a favor. I haven't had a good meal for a month."

Lin Yinan put his arm beside the old lady and said, "Grandma, please do me a favor. I am much thinner than you who haven't eaten well in the past month. Please save me some rations."

"..."

The old lady was stunned for a moment, then continued to shake her hands and said, "Officials, give me a way out!"

"...I really have no money." Lin Yinan withdrew his hand and looked at the old lady and said, "Grandma, if you have good eyes, let's do something good, don't do such things anymore."

"Pfft! You man! It's okay to be poor! You actually called me a liar! Are you still human!"

The old lady waved her hand, pointed at Lin Yinan and cursed.

...Can you speak the truth?

Lin Yinan sighed, "I..."

"Shut up! A god like you won't take care of you!" The old lady glared at Lin Yinan, turned around angrily and left, leaving Lin Yinan with her mouth open.

You really misjudged me. The gods not only look after me, but I am a goddamn god. What did I say?

Lin Yinan felt depressed and wanted to see if the old lady could fool that idiot.

The old lady should be a habitual offender. She couldn't cheat Lin Yinan on this street, so she immediately changed to another street.

A vegetable stalk, the old lady raised her foot and stepped over, spitting at the uncle who was shopping for vegetables.

The alley is not long, and it has several branches. The old lady can just see the situation in each place here.

Lin Yinan slowly followed behind her. The old lady is very athletic and has excellent eyesight. Although her acting skills are a bit poor, there are probably some fools who will be fooled.

Thinking about it this way, Lin Yinan felt that he was very clever.

The old lady surveyed the terrain for a while, then went out again trembling, leaning on a small stick and almost bumping into a person.

Wow, Lin Yinan was on the sidelines wanting to applaud, Pingci has become popular so early, amazing my old lady.

But seeing the person the old lady bumped into, Lin Yinan was so frightened that he immediately supported the wall and patted his chest, and said with a shocked expression, "...fuck!?"

Gu Bei!

A pair of star eyes that seem cold but not cold, and two curved eyebrows that seem to be smiling but not smiling. The eyes are gentle and seem to be compatible with the world. The two are ambiguous, but there is no contradiction, and the fusion is almost perfect.

Lin Yinan finally felt that there was really a person who could make people think of Gu Pan Shenghui between the corners of his mouth.

The old lady still shook her hands and said, "Okay, my lord, I haven't eaten properly for a month."

After hearing this, Gu Bei took out a piece of silver from his pocket and stuffed it into the old lady's hand without saying a word, "The world is suffering, the old man must take care of himself."

The old lady's happy hands shaking even more while holding the silver, she bowed several times to Gu Bei, tears were about to come down, "A good man will be rewarded, and the son will live a safe life."

Looking at this, Lin Yinan couldn't stand it any longer. Heren looked shrewd, so he couldn't be a fool, right?

Was it just that?

Seeing that the old lady was about to leave, Lin Yinan hurriedly took a carrot and threw it in front of the old lady. The old lady walked over without thinking, and angrily turned her head and pointed at Lin Yinan and scolded, "You little bastard! What are you doing!"

Lin Yinan, "..."

Gu Bei: "..."

"Hahaha grandma, you can see me."

The old lady's expression was stunned for a moment, then she gave Lin Yinan a vicious look, took the money, and ran away thumping away as if afraid of Gu Bei's repentance.

...the legs and feet are quite neat.

The attendant behind Gu Bei looked at the figure of the old lady, cupped his hands at Gu Bei and said, "My lord, can you go after her?"

"Forget it," Gu Bei shook his head and said, "It's not easy for the old man to be alone. Let's do a good deed every day."

... Is doing a good deed every day so kind?Lin Yinan stared blankly at Gu Bei, and almost blurted out the phrase "I don't study much, don't lie to me."

After Gu Bei finished speaking, he cupped his hands at Lin Yinan and nodded. Lin Yinan hurriedly wanted to return the gift, but before he could say anything, the man had already left.

Lin Yinan sighed, probably the time has not yet come.

Anyway, he was happy and leisurely, and found a nearby restaurant, but the waiter had a good eye. Seeing that Lin Yinan's clothes were good, he laughed madly, "Guest officer, I want you to recommend some special features food?"

Lin Yinan happened to not know what these dishes were called, so he simply asked Xiao Er to serve some special dishes.

"Eh? You have an old lady with white eyes here?"

Lin Yinan took a plate of peanuts and pushed it in the direction of Xiaoer Station.

Xiaoer sat down very familiarly, took a peanut and chewed it in his mouth, "Did the young master get caught?"

"Almost," Lin Yinan nodded, looked up at Xiaoer and said, "You all know her?"

"Hey, how could we not know each other?" Xiao Er patted the peanut skin on his hand and said, "That blind mother-in-law came to us only a few years ago, and we didn't know she was a normal person at first, but When she was blind, someone who was rich would give her food. Later, I gradually realized that she was a normal person. The popularity of our town wanted to send her to an official. She begged hard and did not hide. Hey, these women , When the heart is soft, it is very soft, and when the heart is hard, it is more ruthless than a man. The blind mother-in-law was released after three years of imprisonment, and she did not lie to the people in the town, but to outsiders, but she did not talk to the people in the town. , nor live in the town."

Lin Yinan smiled, "Is this a vengeance?"

"Who knows," Xiao Er sighed, "But those who have good deeds followed to the blind mother-in-law, saying that every time the blind mother-in-law went back and passed the old banyan tree, she would bite her finger and pour out a bowl of blood. and the old banyan tree before leaving."

"Blood?" Lin Yinan frowned suspiciously, "I've heard people say that if you use blood to support living things for a long time, that thing will become essence, but is it true?"

"Who knows," Xiaoer saw the person coming, he hurriedly stood up and greeted him, "Mr. Gu, is it still the old wing?"

Lin Yinan turned around and raised his eyebrows. Is this a coincidence, or is Ming Ke looking for trouble?

Gu Bei obviously also saw Lin Yinan, nodded his head slightly and said something to Xiao Er, then went straight upstairs.

Xiao Er handed over the person to the person upstairs, then came down and continued to sit at Lin Yinan's place to eat peanuts.

"Are you too self-conscious?" Lin Yinan twitched the corner of his mouth watching Xiao Er's movements.

"Hey, didn't the young master tell me to talk. Speaking of which, the young master doesn't look like someone from here?"

"En," Lin Yinan nodded, "Northern."

Xiaoer also nodded and said, "It sounds like the accent is like, here, there is a constant flow of people all day long, but there are really few northerners like Young Master."

Lin Yinan raised his head and asked, "Why?"

Xiao Er laughed and said, "Because almost all of them have big arms and round waists."

Lin Yinan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he stuffed peanuts into Xiaoer's mouth and said, "Hurry up and bet your mouth, and be careful not to be torn apart by the big and round northerners. Hey, that person just now seems to come here often."

"Yes, Mr. Gu lives with us every time he comes here, and we have become familiar with each other for a long time," Xiao Er said, looking around at the people around him, then lowered his head and leaned towards Lin Yinan, "That person is Mr. Young master, at the age of 13, he is proficient in all kinds of poems and songs, he is really a gifted scholar."

"Come on," Lin Yinan cast a sideways glance at Xiao Er, "Why don't you go to the imperial examinations if you are proficient in everything about poetry and Fu, and go around the venue doing good deeds every day."

Xiao Er immediately pointed to Lin Yinan and said, "Look at you, I can smell a sour taste from your mouth, you are jealous."

Lin Yinan bared his teeth, "This isn't jealousy, that's called rot."

"...My lord, it's boring for you to talk like that."

Lin Yinan continued to bark his teeth, "Then do you need to use your words to gain some weight?"

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Xiao Er stretched out his hand and took a handful of peanuts and got up and said, "Okay, the little one is talking too much and making mistakes. You are eating, son. If you have any orders, just call the young one."

Lin Yinan waved his hands and said, "Take a high-quality altar of flower carvings and send them upstairs."

Xiaoer cupped his hands, and walked away with a look of madness that I knew. Lin Yinan opened his mouth to explain, but sighed for a long time, that's all, let him go.

As soon as the wine was delivered, the attendants brought by Gu Bei took the wine jar, opened it and inserted a silver needle, and shook their heads at Gu Bei for a while.

Gu Bei nodded, "In Jianghu, there is no danger from the imperial court, so don't be so nervous," Gu Bei said, turning his head to look at the errand and saying, "My errand, ask some young master if he would like to come up and have a meal together."

"Son..."

"Stop talking, go and call," Gu Bei lifted his chin, and Xiaoer went out sensible.

"One more person, one more helper. Now we are looking for evidence like headless chickens, and there is no basis. You saw it just now. He directly exposed the old man's tricks. I intuitively feel that this person is not simple. "

... Lin Yinan, who followed the little Erdiandian, happened to hear such a sentence, and suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

That's because you're stupid, okay?Only then can you not see that person's tricks.

Lin Yinan sighed, sure enough, Ming Ke was the most suitable for him to keep someone for him.

Thinking of this, Lin Yinan knocked on the door, and when he heard the voice inside, he walked in and saluted, "Thank you for your hospitality, Mr. Lin, I am very grateful."

"From what Mr. Lin said, Mr. Lin's flower carvings are the best. I, Gu Bei, don't know Mr. Lin's name."

Lin Yinan blurted out directly, "I am Lin Yinan who came from nine heavens, and is here to help you become a fairy."

Gu Bei: "...what?"

Servant,...fuck me!

Xiaoer,... my dear, does the god have an accent?