Everyone says that time travel is good and time travel is wonderful. After time travel, one wave after another of good luck, all kinds of tall and cool local tyrant male protagonists one after another, and all of them are blind little white female protagonists who only like to travel through the past.

The heroine of this article despised the kind of Xiaobai time travel texts before she traveled by herself. She felt that she was very Marysu, and she could find countless flaws in any sentence, not to mention the various CPs in it.

She regretted it, she was wrong, she shouldn't have complained, who knows what immoral things she did in her previous life, in this life she climbed a mountain for no reason and fell into a tree hole and fell to her death, and then crossed over.

It’s okay to talk about time travel, the big deal is to learn from those seniors, use your brains to move modern things there to earn a little money, go out and hook up with all kinds of male protagonists who are appointed by the government, and then pick the one who is pleasing to the eye and marry, prosperous Live your life in comfort.

It's just that her background is not very good, even if she can make money and look beautiful, it's useless, and she doesn't have all kinds of official male protagonists to escort and escort her.

Heartbroken, she has traveled to the TV series "Gu Jian Qi Tan", which has been popular all over the country during this period of time.

I feel like I won't be able to love anymore, not to mention that Baili Tusu contracted the CP of the entire TV series, even if she wants to be safe and not get involved in the entanglements between the protagonists.Just ask, who is so unlucky to travel through the past to be a tree!What the fuck!a tree! ! !God, can you still have fun!Anyway, it is a person, or animals are fine, what does a tree mean!What's the meaning!

In short, the heroine transmigrated into a tree, but luckily it grew at the gate of the sword-wielding elder Ziyin Zhenren's house in Tianyong City.

To say that this real person Ziyin is really nagging, he would meditate next to her every day, chanting scriptures in a whisper, which made her tired to death, if she couldn't talk, or she would have to complain about him, and she is not a monk, chanting scriptures and you all day long The painting style of a cultivator doesn't match!

……

100 years have passed, ah, the heroine is still a tree, and she is still forced to listen to Ziyin chanting scriptures every day.Speaking of this heroine, I really admire myself for being able to survive 100 years like a tree.

I don’t know what God means, let her travel through time to become a tree and plant it in the soil for 100 years, and during these 100 years, it has maintained a bare appearance every year, no matter whether it is spring, summer, autumn or winter, a leaf does not grow, and a flower does not bloom. , not a single fruit.

So, on the first day Lingyue became Ziyin's disciple, he dragged a big ax and ran under her tree.

"I heard from my brothers that this tree has never grown leaves, blossomed and bore fruit. I'm afraid it's already dead. Why don't you cut it down and make firewood, and then plant other trees."

The little one with big wet breasts... er, the elder brother, with a serious little face, solemnly said that he would chop her up for firewood.

NONONONONO!The gentle, handsome and amiable elder brother on Weibo!As soon as she appeared on the scene, she was going to be cut down to make firewood. The characters don’t match her personality. Also, God, she knew she was wrong. She thought it would be good to be a tree. Please don’t let the elder brother cut her down, please, and chant scriptures every day As for Ziyin, shouldn't you be nagging at this point in time, what about people!

……

My heart is blocked, I feel that I will not love.

According to the development of dog blood novels, shouldn't there be a handsome and boundless male lead to rescue her at this time, in fact, except for a bug that has lived in her trunk for many years and refused to leave to say goodbye to her, Nima even has a ghost nothing.

Big brother is not cute at all! ! !He actually chopped her up, and cleverly divided it into small pieces and dragged it to the kitchen.

Damn, I'm stuck, could it be that she was able to travel back to modern times after being burned as firewood?Damn, what's the point of her crossing over here? Is it just to be a tree that is bullied by bugs all day?

Well, when she was thrown into the black pit and was about to dance with the fire, the old man Ziyin who had gone to play for fun finally came back, and a fairy came over and successfully rescued her.

Being held in Zi Yin's hand, the heroine yelled in her heart: God, have you finally heard my heart!Could it be that Zi Yin is my male lead? Do I want to have a sensational master-student relationship with him in the six worlds? Thinking about it, I am a little excited~

The author said, heroine, you think too much, remove the last word of the three words "Master-apprentice Love", master-apprentice is right, "love" or something, please show some face as a tree, and I don't want to be CP party yet Choke, thanks.

That's right, with Ziyin's help, the heroine finally turned into a human form, a little girl about three or four years old with bare buttocks and wearing a bellyband.Let's not complain about the doll for now, let's first complain about the name he gave her...

"Since you have a human form, you must have a name. From now on, you will be called Mu Qingqian, and you will be my second disciple under Ziyin's sect. Let's learn from you."

If you don't apprentice, will you be thrown into the demon refining furnace?

The hostess really wanted to say this, but in the end she still didn't have the guts to hold back the complaints in her heart, and smiled sweetly at him in an extremely obedient manner.

"Qing Qian thanked Master for saving his life and cultivating him."

"It's Master, not Master." Xiao Lingyue corrected her title with a straight line.

Mu Qing glanced at him shallowly, saying that it's none of your business, you just hacked me so hard that I haven't settled with you yet, you boy wait for me!

……

Heartbroken, what the hell is Mu Qingqian's name? The reason for using wood as her surname is because she is a tree, and green stands for leaves. What about Qian?Was Zi Yin turning a corner and suspecting that she was short and always knocked him on the head when he stood up while chanting sutras?Damn, can you blame her!It's a miracle that she can still survive without watering or fertilizing her for more than 100 years! ! !

But in short, she has a name anyway, and she doesn't need to be called "the heroine".

Mu Qingqian, who transformed from a tree into a human form, is actually still a tree. After staying with Zi Yin for three days in the human form, she felt that being a human would be better than being a tree.

"Master, I am just a tree, why should I chant scriptures with you?"

"Master, I am just a tree, why do I have to chant scriptures with my brother?"

"Master, I'm just a tree, why should I practice swords with you?"

"Master, I'm just a tree, why should I practice swords with senior brother?"

"Master, I'm just a tree, why do I want to fast with you?"

"Master, I'm just a tree, why do I want to fast together with my brother?"

……

Heartbroken, she felt that she should bravely jump into the sea of ​​fire and go back. Now she doesn't have to have nothing to eat except chanting scriptures and practicing swords all day long.

Master, she is just a tree, can you consider the feelings of a tree that wants to drink water in the shade all the time?

She is just a tree! ! !

Well, fortunately, it's only been five years since this hard life, and the officially certified male protagonist Baili Tusu is finally online!

Although the plot will become more and more dangerous at that time, but at least she won't have to starve herself after chanting scriptures and practicing swords!Thinking about it is a bit beautiful~

……

I don't know why, but Ziyin got off the barrier only for her in the back mountain, and she can't go anywhere except the back mountain.So she didn't see Baili Tusu when he arrived. She didn't see him until Zi Yin officially accepted him as his apprentice.

Tu Su was still cute when he was a child, his face was pale and fleshy, but the whole family didn't look very good after he just died.

After Ling Yue finished introducing her, he greeted her obediently: "Hello, Senior Sister Mu."

Mu Qingqian was very happy and wanted to agree, but Ling Yue smiled very straightforwardly: "Actually, Tu Su, you are two years older than Qingqian, so you can just call her by your name."

Hearing this, Tu Su showed a surprised expression, and laughed again: "Hey, then I'll call you by name instead of Senior Sister."

"..."

Mu Qingqian said that she finally had a younger brother who was younger than her, and originally planned to show off her sense of superiority as a senior sister, but Ling Yue broke her little idea so honestly.

Heartbroken, big brother, you don’t like to talk, can you stop becoming a chatterbox as soon as you see Tu Su? I know you are the official CP, so don’t remind me...

All in all, Ziyin is about to start a long retreat and exit the plot, and the Yuesu CP training plot mode is officially opened, plus her super big light bulb.

Mu Qingqian thought that Ziyin would not have to go hungry every day after reciting sutras and practicing swords, but even if the master went to retreat, the upright senior brother and Gen Hongmiaozheng's junior still ignored her wishes and dragged her to recite sutras and practice swords without starving her stomach.

My heart is blocked, I feel like God is playing with her!

Please, please, she just wants to be a quiet tree that grows leaves, blooms and bears fruit. She just wants to bask in the sun and drink water every day. She is really tired of being a tree. Okay.

"Qing Qian, come and practice your sword quickly. If you don't learn this move well, the senior brother will come to check later and punish you for copying scriptures."

Under the scorching sun, Baili Tusu, who was walking from the Zhengtai to the paralyzed young man, called out to her.

Standing in the water, Mu Qingqian felt the love from the water. After hearing his words, she really wanted to write "I'm just a tree" in large characters and stick it on her forehead.

"Second Senior Sister!"

Seeing that she was still lingering in the water, Baili Tusu raised his voice and called out again.

Has the fact that she is just a tree been selectively forgotten by everyone?

Mu Qingqian mourned for herself in her heart, and then flew up from the water with her hands, landed beside Baili Tusu, took out her sword, and practiced resignedly.

The water of the West Lake, her tears~

God, can you hear her heartfelt voice, she just wants to be a quiet tree, bask in the sun and drink every day...

"Qing Qian, you are lazy again. After learning today's sword style, go to the Sutra Pavilion and copy the scriptures a hundred times. You are not allowed to eat until you have finished copying."

"Tu Su come here, you made a mistake in the sword style just now, come to see senior brother."

"..."

Eldest brother, do you know the saying that Xiu Enai is divided quickly?Don't you dare not treat them differently, didn't you say that you never favor anyone!

My heart is stuck...

This kind of life feels worse than when Zi Yin was here, no, she is going to complain, anyway, he can't hear it.

"Master, you don't even know how eccentric Eldest Senior Brother is, he..."

A certain person who harbored resentment babbled for a long time in front of Ziyin's closed door. When she finally felt comfortable and wanted to leave, a few large characters suddenly appeared on the door in front of her.

——Since the apprentice is so energetic to interrupt the retreat for the teacher, he will go to the Sutra Pavilion to copy the scriptures three hundred times, and he will not eat until he has finished copying.

"..."

Damn, she's just a tree that doesn't want to do anything but bask in the sun and drink water!Can you face up to the scientific fact that she is just a tree!

"Okay, Master, the disciple understands."

Heartbroken, in order to eat, there is no other choice but to copy the scriptures four hundred times.

……

no!Which bastard on Weibo said that Tianyong Academy City is good, if you have the ability to cross over, I will definitely hack you to death!

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