Simple things can go wrong. If I hadn't just come over to take a look, wouldn't she have escaped me? If you weren't my son, I would have destroyed you. "
Qing Wan tugged at her thigh, bursting into tears instantly, an extremely weak little white pattern: "Mother, brother, I beg you, please let me go, okay? I will repay you, look, this—" She took out the newly transformed suet white jade bracelet from her sleeve, "I can give the bracelet to you, it is worth at least a few tens of gold, please, please let me go?"
The man's eyes lit up, he stepped forward and snatched the jade bracelet, looked at the light, "Mother, it's a good thing."
The old lady reached out to take the jade bracelet, "It's not bad," but after seeing Qing Wan's hopeful eyes, she suddenly grinned, "However, I want the money, and I want the person! Shan'er, don't tie her up yet." ?”
"No, don't come here! Help—" Qing Wan circled around the table with them.
"Don't run, stop!" the man yelled loudly.
The old grandma frowned, thinking, what a lot of trouble!He took out a small box from his bosom, poured out a small bug, and threw it on Qing Wan.I saw Qing Wan, who was still struggling just now, immediately fell to the ground after a shock.
The man at the side swallowed, feeling a little apprehensive, he knew about the bottle of worms, it was the old woman's treasure, and he said it was a Gu worm, so he didn't use it easily.
"What are you still doing, why don't you go up and kidnap people?" The old woman slapped her face again.
The man nodded quickly, "Got it!"
At this moment, "Bang, bang—" came two knocks on the door.
The mother and son broke out in a cold sweat. In order to avoid accidents, they set up their home in the wilderness. No outsiders have ever visited. How could someone knock on the door today? "who is it?"
It turned out that it was Guangliang and Biqing who had already arrived. Hearing the question, he quickly pushed Canlan: "Amitabha, benefactor, we are monks from Lingyin Temple. Because we missed the journey, we hope that we can stay in your residence for a while." stay."
The man in the back room sighed, "I was scared to death, it turned out to be a passing monk," looking at the old lady, "Mother, what should I do, or should I send them away?" He walked to the door and looked, "Yes There are two monks, one fat and one thin."
The old grandma thought for a while, then shook her hand, "Our meat is almost finished, since there are some delivered to the door, why push them away. You, go and lock the girl in the firewood room, and I will receive them. Today is a good day~" With a shake of his hand, the sharp blade appeared coldly.
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Yu Fangzi looked at the bell in his palm, it had been ringing since just now.
The senior brother on the side: "Junior brother, what's the matter?"
"It's nothing, I seem to have seen an old friend just now, fourth senior brother, you go to see the uncle first, and I will catch up later," Yu Fangzi said without saying a word, and walked back with his sword.
The fourth senior brother was very speechless looking at the already small back, scratching his head, and muttering: "Didn't the master say that the junior brother has never been down the mountain? How can there be an old man here? It's really strange. Could it be, hehe~ Could it be?" It's time for this kid to fall in love, haha, I'm not an ignorant person, so why hide it~"
The crane, who happened to pass by, heard the strange noise, and immediately sped up and fled the area.
Fourth Senior Brother: "..."
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Inside the thatched hut, the corners of the grandmother’s mouth twitched as she looked at the familiar Lingyin Temple people: “The benefactors, are they all from Lingyin Temple?” Pointing to the two people who appeared suddenly——Daoji, Chen Liang, Zhao Bin, and Bai Xue, "A girl can also become a monk?"
14 Becoming a Villain ([-])
"Women can also become monks in monk temples?" The old woman took a step back.
"Well, benefactor, don't panic." Monk Guangliang touched his bald forehead, and said with a blessed face, "This Miss Bai Xue is a female layman temporarily residing in this temple, so, hehe, Amitabha~" Without saying a word.
Daoji made a grimace, picked his nostrils, and thought to himself, people in the world are ignorant, as expected, they still look at appearances a lot. Brother Guangliang is timid and fearful, but because of the Buddha statue with a smiling face, ordinary donors like him, Oh, it really makes people feel jealous, jealous, and hateful.
"Oh, it looks like this," the old lady rolled her eyes, "Then do you have a certificate?"
"Yes! There must be." Guang Liang puffed out his stomach and shouted loudly, "Biqing~~~~~~~~~~"
"Here!" Biqing is indeed the smartest little monk in Lingyin Temple. Hearing the sound and knowing the meaning, he quickly found out the degree certificate from the package and presented it, "Uncle Jiansi, here it is."
"Well, you did a good job," Guang Liang praised him, "Hehe, benefactor, look, this is our ultimatum."
The old grandma looked through it, and when she found out that it was true, she smiled more kindly. It turned out that it was really some monks. It was so good, and a big lump of meat could be eaten for a long time. "So that's it, the old lady was rude, masters, please come in."
"Thank you!"
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Firewood shed in the backyard.
Qingwan, who was in a coma, slowly opened her eyes, looked left and right, then patted the ashes and stood up: "Hmph, maybe I'll be scruples about other things, but it's just bugs," opened her mouth and threw out a long Tongue, stuck to the Gu worms hidden in the clothes, swallowed them in one gulp, Katz, Katz, "I am a lizard, my favorite thing in life is poisonous insects, it is so funny to use insects to deal with me!"
In the first ten years, in order to preserve human memory, Qing Wan refused to use her most powerful weapon—the tongue, from the bottom of her heart, feeling that it was too disgusting.However, after Xiaohua died and suffered a lot, she realized that she was completely artificial. If she wanted to live, she had to face the reality. Like lizards, the tongue is the most powerful, so she worked hard, but after decades, It has become invulnerable.However, in the past 100 years, she didn't use it as a main weapon much, mainly because she found that it was more powerful as the last trump card!
"A group of people from Lingyin Temple have come in? I really want to see their expressions when they eat human porridge~" Qing Wan smiled maliciously, "By the way, lest they find out my evil spirit, I'd better wear Biluo Jade is ready."
Biluoyu is covered in jasper, it is a natural and long-lasting spiritual creature, its main purpose is to cover up the evil spirit, and the space between heaven and earth is only a few pieces.The piece in Qing Wan's hand was a gift from her master when he accepted her as an apprentice.
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Daoji was originally a vigilant person, although the old woman had always looked very kind and the man was very submissive, but he still never relaxed his attention, always feeling that something was wrong.But Guangliang and the others felt that Monk Daoji was worrying too much. What's the big deal about a normal mother and son?When faced with a table full of sumptuous meals, they all shook off their cheeks and started to eat desperately.
Daoji didn't argue with them, he just drank his wine silently, and he wouldn't wait long anyway.
Sure enough, after a while, everyone felt powerless and fell to the ground.And the old woman and her son appeared on the stage with kitchen knives, still in the same kind and kind appearance, but the words in their mouths were different - they wanted to carve out their bones and scrape their meat for dinner.
"You guys are actually eating human flesh!" Zhao Bin felt really disgusted, "It's too disgusting, cut in the air, go!" Although they were a little drugged, they were all practitioners. It was just pretending to be dead, but now that it has been overturned, it is natural to start fighting.
The two sides fought in a scuffle. Originally, Daoji and his party should have settled it soon, but what they didn't expect was that the old woman could actually control the Gu worm to fly.This is no longer a human skill.In fact, this family has long been possessed by cannibalism and drinking human blood, but they don't know it yet.
They played very happily, but Guangliang and Biqing who were hiding in the corner were very sad. They really ate the food that was drugged, and they ate a lot, and now their stomachs are already dying of pain!But everyone else is fighting, no one cares about them at all.Therefore, the two had no choice but to bite each other's sleeves, with a bitter face, looking forward to the quick quelling of the war.
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Qing Wan in the firewood room in the backyard looked at Guang Liang and Bi Qing's various funny movements and expressions in the water mirror, and she laughed so hard that she almost burst into tears, "Hahaha, I'm so happy, this fat and thin fairy boy wouldn't The pistachio in Buddhism, really amusing monsters to death!" The monsters are too long, so what they need most is to enjoy themselves in time, and Qing Wan has always carried out this point very well, or, apart from this, she didn't know what to do. do something.
Seeing that Daoji and his party had lived happily with the mother and son, and learned from the man that there was still a survivor imprisoned in the firewood room in the backyard, Qing Wan quickly withdrew her mana, fell to the ground decisively and pretended to be dead, silently. Count, "Ten, nine, eight, seven..."
However, people are not as good as God.
The moment Daoji and his party rushed into the backyard, a sword energy attacked the firewood room. Then, everyone half-opened their mouths in amazement, watching the entire top of the firewood room being sliced off by the sword energy. The woman passed out in the corner.
Bai Xue looked up vigorously, "What is this?" Then she jumped up and hid behind Zhao Bin, screaming, "It's that monk!"
Not to mention how Ji and his group and Yu Fangzi felt when they saw each other, as far as Qing Wan herself, who was feigning death on the pile of firewood, was absolutely full of black lines!He murmured in disbelief, "Where did this man come from? It's really messed up, okay? Even if you save someone, you don't need to fly the sword directly. What if you are standing?"It's no wonder it wasn't cut in half, do you have any brains? '
Yu Fangzi withdrew his sword and walked towards the woman in the corner step by step. Feeling the sway of the bell in his palm, his face softened, and he finally found someone.So she bent down and stretched out her hand to help Qing Wan who was in suspended animation, "Girl, wake up?"
The completely ignored Daoji group: "..." (They are not so invisible, okay?)
Qing Wan was so angry that he disrupted her plan, she naturally didn't want to see him and continued to pretend to be dead.
"Girl, girl?" Yu Fangzi looked at the weak and beautiful woman in his arms with some embarrassment, thinking, this girl is not awake, how should he ask her what wish she has, if he doesn't know what wish she has, how can he end it This fate?Suddenly, I had an idea!He took out a small gourd bottle from the Qiankun bag, held his breath, quickly pulled out the stopper, and put it under Qingwan's nose.
"o(╯□╰)o", Daoji and his party continue to be backgrounded.
Qingwan's original intention was to break into Daoji's army, use their strength to avoid the gaze of Heaven, and then successfully tied the thigh of a high-ranking god to avoid the end of being cannon fodder.The original Tianlei was probably punished by Tiandao who discovered her abnormality.So, for the future, she will pretend to be a pig.
But no matter how good her patience was, she still couldn't stand the smell coming out of that little gourd bottle!
Qing Wan forcefully pushed away the wrist under the nose, and desperately resisted the urge to draw a knife and look back to slash someone. Damn, what is this? It stinks like a monster. I don't know that monsters have sensitive noses! "Ahem, what is it? Why does it smell so bad?" She really wanted to swear.
Daoji and his group were not so gentle, they all stuck out their tongues and rolled their eyes, throwing up so badly that even Daoji seemed to be having difficulty breathing.Among them, Bai Xue was the most uncomfortable, she was about to cry to death, the rabbit had a good nose, and now she was crying, "Woo~~~~~~(>_
15 Becoming a Villain ([-])
In a room on the second floor of a famous inn, Yuelai Inn.
Qingwan looked at the people around her, with a sad expression on her face, and slowly introduced herself: "The little girl's surname is Dongfang, and her name is Qingqing. She fled here with her family before, and then..." In fact, she really wanted to say that she It's called Dongfang Bubai, but unfortunately the name is too domineering, and it doesn't suit my current state of a brainless little white flower. Well, I continued to wipe my tears, "Wuuuu, thank you heroes for saving me from danger. The little girl can't think of it." report--"
The little monk Biqing suddenly raised his head: "Hey, I know this, the next sentence must be, the little girl has nothing to repay, she should promise her with her body, right?"
Everyone heard that Jiongjiong looked at him with enthusiasm, and then "cut" together.
"Why, why?" Biqing's eyes widened, "Usually this is what follows this sentence, and I'm not wrong."
"Oh, you go aside." Seeing that Qing Wan seemed to be blushing with shame—in fact, she was angry, Guang Liang quickly stood up, pulled back the little monk who had not yet cultivated, and apologized again and again: "Female Donor, don't mind, he's just a little out of tune, so go ahead~"
"..." Qing Wan pursed her lips, thinking to herself, the little tears that our family has finally accumulated, are completely numb after being disturbed by you, okay?
"Hehe, okay, go on, go on."
Qingwan took a deep breath, and said a hundred times in her heart, I am a pig now, I am a pig now, I am a brain-dead now, I am a brain-dead now, I will only roll my eyes stupidly, "Ah, er, little girl can't think Let’s pay tribute to the heroes.”
"Okay, okay, you don't need to be polite." This is monk Daoji.
"Young lady is not in good health yet, so let's be excused." This is Yu Fangzi who has always been a tall man.
Qing Wan looked down at a fan in front of her, compared it with a hand, and finally took Yu Fangzi's hand: "Thank you, my lord, I don't know your name?"
It's normal for women to be cute, okay?Besides, Monk Dao Ji's fan is multi-functional, besides fanning the wind and beating mosquitoes, what's even more disgusting is that she just saw him use the fan to scrape the pimple on his back!She really felt that if she pressed the fan with her hand at this moment, she would definitely be unable to resist chopping it off after returning home, for sure.However, in order to avoid the silence, she still said one more sentence, "Thank you, Saint Monk!"
"Aiyo~~" Daoji clapped his hands, "Don't call me holy monk, holy monk, I'm under a lot of pressure~" He blew a kiss.
"..." Qing Wan couldn't stand his thick skin anymore, she turned to Yu Fangzi, "My lord, shall we go out and talk?"
"Okay!" Yu Fangzi naturally had no objection, he wanted to leave a long time ago, he took Qing Wan's hand and walked out with his head held high.
Guang Liang looked at the back of the two holding hands, thoughtful, "Biqing, tell me, will we be matchmakers again? Well, I found that if this continues, Lingyin Temple can become a matchmaker if we change jobs Yes, but being able to make lovers finally get married is also a manifestation of my Buddha crossing~"
Biqing rolled his eyes, "Yes, in that case, the incense money will be a lot more, isn't that the case, Uncle Jiansi?"
"Oh, you brat, you dare to talk to me like that. It seems that your six senses are dirty again. When you go back, you will be fined to carry a hundred loads of water, hum!" Guang Liang said, tugging at his ear, but said Then I felt that something was missing, "By the way, where is Bai Xue? I didn't see her just now, it's really strange."
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Qingwan sat back on the bed, thinking back to what Yu Fangzi said to her just now.
Before, Yu Fangzi took her out by the hand. At first, she thought she had attracted another young talent, but when he heard him speak, hehe, youth is still youth, and talent is still talent, but he made it on his own. Passionate, people are simply unreasonable.It was really blinding me to wink for a long time, but someone said, "Girl, are your eyes uncomfortable? I have medicine." '
She Qingwan is no longer a small animal with no cultivation base. She has practiced for hundreds of years and still has a certain level of morality. This person said that she repays her kindness, which is probably true, but the origin and so on should be false.Judging by Yu Fangzi's general demeanor, actual age, weapons, and talismans, it is most likely that he belongs to the Cultivation School or the Grand School.And in this world, the more famous immortal sects are those few, and there is only one who is good at sword repair, the Xuantian sect.Hmph, what an ordinary cultivator wants to end his mortal karma, thanks to his eloquence.
However, although Xuantianmen is a sword cultivator, they have always ignored everything in the world of mortals, and very few disciples show up in the world of mortals.It's so strange that a cultivator suddenly came and took her hand, saying that he wanted to repay his kindness. Could it be a conspiracy, or they had seen through that they were a monster and came to break them up?Probably not, not to mention that I didn't do anything to harm anyone, but just to say that their IQs, it's really hard to believe that Daoji and the others have such a high EQ.
Well, when it comes to EQ, Qingwan sometimes really feels that Daoji, Li Xiuyuan, or those gods who come down to embody the lives of mortals are all ruthless guys.
Take Dragon Subduing Arhat as an example, he went to the mortal world to catch the fleeing roc.But he uses his mana to use his mana. Why does he have to abandon his parents and become a monk when they are old and have only one son?Well, he himself is the reincarnation of an Arhat, but there is no rule of the gods. He must continue to be a monk after reincarnation. Didn’t he marry a wife when the Buddha was reincarnated?
He becomes a monk as soon as he becomes a monk, why can't he be a little earlier or a little later?Earlier, his super-beautiful fiancée would not have to marry into their family, and be forced into a half-human, half-demon state; With his son as his support, when the time comes, he will become a monk if he wants to, or a few years if he wants to, and absolutely no one will pull his leg and ask him to return to vulgarity.
He was quite comfortable, saying 'Amitabha', regardless of his father, mother, or wife, and went directly to become a wine and meat monk with a wine gourd. Here, he is definitely a heartless man, a man who has no sense of filial piety.But this kind of attitude is still highly praised by those monks from the Western Paradise, saying that this is the essence of Buddhism and Taoism, she bah!
So, from the very beginning, after she knew what kind of world she was living in, she determined her future direction—to practice hard, try not to kill, eat more natural materials and earthly treasures, and strive to help a few great gods' thighs For example, the one she wanted to pay a visit to before~ and then she would be a majestic big monster, and finally sit and wait for the bully and fearful gods over there to issue her a work permit produced by the heavenly court with formal craftsmanship!
But she didn't expect that even such a small wish would not be willing by God. Could it be that she insisted on following its meaning and being cannon fodder to death? Why?Don't talk to her like "everything has its own destiny". If this is true, so many ancient and strange cases will not happen.This kind of "you must be obedient" can also deceive the "children" who have not entered the world, and she Qingwan will never be fooled.
Want her to be caught without a fight?never!Absolutely not!Certainly not!
Thinking of this, Qing Wan slapped the table hard.Thinking in his heart, this Yu Fangzi said so sincerely before, and his attitude was very courteous. Although she liked it very much, but if he was courteous for nothing, rape or steal, if it was just what he said, "his grandfather once treated them Family has grace', why is he so eager to make a wish? Shouldn't he take himself home and take good care of him?
And more importantly, she Qingwan appeared suddenly in this world, and there is no record in the file at all. Besides, she is a lizard spirit, and she is over 300 years old now. If there is a grandfather, at least a thousand years old There is a monster.This Yu Fangzi, based on her detection just now, should be really only in her 20s, how could she have anything to do with her?
How can you believe a man's words?
But it seems that the other party doesn't seem to have any malicious intentions, so she just needs to think carefully about what to ask~ However, suddenly asking about her wish, it seems that there is really nothing for him to do, After all, his ability is only so much, even if he exceeds it, he can't do it.
Just when Qingwan was thinking about how to make a profit for herself, a white dumpling suddenly appeared from under her feet, carrying a floor tile with it. "...", she silently brushed the dust off her nose and looked at the object.
"Senior Sister Lu Ji, is that you?"
Bai Xuehong suddenly appeared in front of Qing Wan with a pair of big eyes, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she was startled by Qing Wan's deadly eyes, "What's wrong?"
The author has something to say: Ouch, everyone who cares about Ah Fei, touch and kiss one by one, ╭(╯3╰)╮~~
16 Women's Soy Sauce ([-])
"What's wrong?" Qing Wan gestured to the silly rabbit in a bad tone, and looked around her, "Well, a bedroom has been made like this by you, how do you want me to rest at night?"
Bai Xue looked around and found that it was really messy, and she said embarrassedly: "Hey, I'm sorry, Senior Sister Lu Ji, I'm just too impatient~ I'm not worried that the Cave Master ordered you to hurt Shuai Bin and the others, so—" Covering it in annoyance mouth, "Oh, I missed it!" He tapped his big head vigorously.
Qingwan rolled her eyes unhappily, and waved her hand to change the bedroom back to normal, "You are always so frizzy, I really wonder how you have survived until now. You know, if the person opposite me just now was not me, but Bayan Spider or Wolverine, you have died hundreds of times, so there is no chance to be upset here."
Bai Xue pouted, and said with a silly smile: "If they don't come out, I won't come out. Isn't Bai Xue happy to see Senior Sister." Well, Senior Sister Luji is the best monster to herself besides Senior Sister Bai Ling. She is not good at Bai Xue's spells, but her intuition is still very good. The senior sister Lu Ji who is opposite is obviously not murderous, so everything is to scare herself.Otherwise, when I discovered Senior Sister Lu Ji just now, I would have told the holy monk directly.
Qingwan felt that no matter how much she cared about this silly rabbit, her IQ would decrease, so she planned to drink a cup of tea to calm down her anger, but unfortunately, the sky failed, and she just took the cup in her hand.Then I found some dust floating inside, "...Bai Xue, I think you should practice hard. Even the gopher is better than you at this level!"
"Oh, Senior Sister Lu Ji, why are you so obsessed with this? We are monsters, not humans, and we don't have to sleep on the bed like humans. Like me, if it wasn't for fear of Shuai Bin saying, my favorite is still The soft pile of straw, how comfortable that is!" He said while doing movements, with a look of deathly cool.
"Go!" Qing Wan signaled Bai Xue to stay away from her, thinking, what's so bad about sleeping on the bed, insect repellent, moisture repellent, bite repellent, necessary things for home, besides, after being a human being for decades, How can it be so easy to let go of these long-rooted habits?These are the only proofs that she can remind herself that she is not a real monster, but from another world.
Bai Xue saw that her senior sister's mood suddenly became depressed, and hurried forward to play with treasures.After finally waiting for Qing Wan to stop being so lethargic, she began to say something that she thought was very hidden: "Senior Sister, Senior Sister~~~ Why did you suddenly appear here? Did the Cave Master have some new orders?"
"You rabbit, you are small, and you still have a big heart, so it's okay to tell you," Qing Wan motioned her to lean closer, "There is only one order from the cave master from the beginning to the end, which is to let us kill all the people in Lingyin Temple." , and you still haven't got any grades after so long, the cave master is very angry, and wants to send someone to supervise and help you. But for the sake of our lovely Baixue, I volunteered to come over to cover for you " After saying this, Qingwan felt goosebumps all over her body, she really didn't expect that she would still be so disgusting.
"So, in order to avoid extra problems, you should treat it as if you don't know me these days, otherwise Monk Daoji will easily find out that if you drive me away, the monsters who come again will not be as easy-talking as your senior sister and me. When the time comes , just wait for your Shuai Bin to be eaten up by them, wow~"
Bai Xue quickly covered her mouth, "I will never say it!" Shuai Bin is her lifeblood.
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Day two.
Early in the morning, the door of Qing Wan's residence was slammed by Bai Xue and the others, "Lu, uh, no, Miss Dongfang Qingqing, are you awake? Open the door when you wake up."
The monks all have morning lessons, so even the monk Guangliang who loves to eat and sleep the most is already ready to go.But after counting and counting, they found that one person was missing, so they almost sent another female, Bai Xue, to call the door.
Qing Wan turned over on the bed. Although she had been a monster for hundreds of years, she still had the habit of sleeping late, so even though Bai Xue was bouncing around outside the door a lot, she still continued to sleep soundly.
Daoji and the others were not surprised when they didn't see the Dongfang girl who rescued last night when they were downstairs at the beginning. After all, she had just encountered a catastrophe. Night.But when Bai Xue called for a stick of incense and no one came out, Guang Liang and the others began to feel that something was wrong, and the group rushed upstairs, but after they rushed upstairs, they found that there was no one there!
"Bai Xue!" Zhao Bin yelled loudly when he saw something was wrong.I thought to myself, what's the matter with this little rabbit, she told her to call someone, why did she call me out, it always made him worry, and he didn't know how to remember long if he didn't knock her hard a few times after finding it.
Yu Fangzi was also in a hurry, the woman he wanted to fulfill his wish would be safe, right?Regardless of what to pay attention to, he directly lifted his right foot, kicked it hard on the door rail of the room, and then rushed in.However, a few seconds later, he rushed out again at a faster speed than before, drove everyone out a few times, and then blocked the door with a red face, "It's okay, they are all inside."
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Scene playback: 1 minute ago, Yu Fangzi broke through the door of the inn violently, rushed to the bedroom at the speed of a rocket launcher, and then - saw a beautiful woman Haitang spring sleeping.When he rushed in, he brought a gust of wind, blowing the beautiful woman's beautiful hair winding and loose on her smooth shoulders, like strands of spider silk wrapping a young man's heart tightly, the taste is infinitely good!
What's more, because of the constant struggle, a certain rabbit in the arms of the beauty, Bai Xue, rubbed off the loosely held clothes of the beauty, and a pink lotus-like bellyband suddenly appeared. In the eyes of a classmate who has not yet understood.At that moment, a certain young man seemed to understand the entanglement that the master said. It turned out to be a catastrophe of love in the world of mortals. However, the master and the apprentice seemed to be unable to avoid it.
And the person lying on the bed is a beautiful woman, not a dead person, such a big movement, such a fiery gaze, even a living thing would wake up.It's just that when Qingwan looked at the person who came, she saw Yu Fangzi, who had been defending herself with a noble demeanor, was staring at the ground, blushing and shyly said: "Don't worry, I will take responsibility." Then disappeared up.
The scene playback is complete.
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17 Women's Soy Sauce ([-])
Qing Wan squinted her eyes slightly, pinching the soft little rabbit in her arms in extreme displeasure.Has she ever said that what she hates the most is being disturbed to sleep, and what annoys her most is being kicked at the door, how dare this Yu Fangzi commit both?Human beings are really going against the sky now!
"Senior sister, it hurts so much~" Bai Xue was also very depressed. Originally, she came to ask her senior sister to come out and go on the road together, but after knocking on the door a few times, she was caught by her senior sister and forced to return to her original shape, using it as a pillow.She likes men, so the warm and plump embrace of senior sister is really her favorite~
Daoji and his group have experienced too many things recently, so after seeing the blushing appearance of Yu Fangzi, who has always been upright, he had some premonitions in his heart, and waited until the other party held the door of the room to prevent anyone from entering. Afterwards, I knew that this young man must have seen some unsuitable scenes, oops, I think back then~~ "Okay then, we won't go in, don't be too nervous."
Guangliang and Biqing winked: "Brother, if you don't understand something, you can come and ask us."
Yu Fangzi regained his composure at this moment. It's not like he hasn't seen a woman in disheveled clothes before—he took care of his junior sister since she was a child, but the scene just now was too beautiful and the atmosphere was just right, so One of the broilers was feeling a little uncomfortable.But it has been a long time now, and with Chen Liang and Zhao Bin's eyes, "We are all men, everyone understands", "...", the sword was out of its sheath, and the cold air was overflowing!
Guang Liang and the others saw it, no good, this little brother is too thin-skinned, he is going to get mad, so hurry up~
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Five days later, in front of the gate of Lingyin Temple.
Yu Fangzi and Qing Wan confronted each other, while Daoji and his group continued to watch and make soy sauce~
Yu Fangzi frowned slightly, and looked at the beautiful woman opposite, "Miss Dongfang, I received a summons from my master, so—" I was planning to cultivate my relationship, but who knew that I received a summons from my senior, saying that my uncle Something's wrong there, make yourself hurry over there.
"Then I won't give it away, my lord, take care." Qing Wan nodded clearly, ever since Yu Fangzi broke into her room that day, she has been in this state of hesitation, making her feel uncomfortable , isn't it just being glanced at, and it's not the whole body, so there's nothing to care about.Back then, she was a famous swimmer, where was she not seen in the swimming pools around the community?At that time, the swimsuit was so thin and small, she didn't even care about it.
At the beginning, she thought it was fun and a woman's vanity, and interacted with him a few times, who knew that he always acted like you shouldn't be like this, which really turned off the demon, so since yesterday, she always Deliberately misinterpreting his meaning.Man, she still doesn't understand?It's just superficial confusion, very superficial, so when you go along with him, this kind of confusion can last longer, if you always go against him, within a few days, you can completely push him away.
Speaking of the confusion of appearance, Qing Wan touched her face slightly.Although she was good-looking in her previous life, she was only above average. How could she compare to her current skin like creamy fat?In other words, there are advantages to being a monster. You can be whatever you want to be. There are thousands of beauties in the world. There are so many opportunities for her to become what you want.So the problem of appearance is not a problem for her at all~
Human beings are typical appearanceists. Even if someone is a super bastard who is bad enough to ooze pus, as long as he or she is kind-hearted, handsome, or shy, even if they are caught, they will not be ashamed. If one is treated so cruelly, even if one is about to be executed, it is more likely to be killed with a single blow of the sword, rather than such vicious tricks as lighting up sky lanterns, Ling Chi, or snake caves.
Yu Fangzi looked at Qingwan's absent-minded look, and frowned even more. He obviously didn't mean that, why did Dongfang girls always misunderstand what he meant?He just wanted to tell her that he would come back after finishing the matter, not——, but, he had only known her for a few days, so it was understandable for her to be so defensive and worried. When she learned more about it in the future, she should You won't misunderstand yourself like this.
But just leaving like this, he was worried that she would forget him immediately, "Oriental girl," took out a pair of bells from her bosom, separated a bunch, and handed it to Qing Wan, "This bell is a magic weapon. When the time comes, I can protect you for a while, it is my kindness, please accept it." Yes, this pair of bells is indeed a high-grade magic weapon, and it can indeed protect people, but its main function is Or let people who hold a bell know each other's location and safety.
Qing Wan took the bell, glanced at it a little, and found that there was no restriction on it, so she accepted it, "I won't give it away."
Seeing her so indifferent, to be honest, Yu
Qing Wan tugged at her thigh, bursting into tears instantly, an extremely weak little white pattern: "Mother, brother, I beg you, please let me go, okay? I will repay you, look, this—" She took out the newly transformed suet white jade bracelet from her sleeve, "I can give the bracelet to you, it is worth at least a few tens of gold, please, please let me go?"
The man's eyes lit up, he stepped forward and snatched the jade bracelet, looked at the light, "Mother, it's a good thing."
The old lady reached out to take the jade bracelet, "It's not bad," but after seeing Qing Wan's hopeful eyes, she suddenly grinned, "However, I want the money, and I want the person! Shan'er, don't tie her up yet." ?”
"No, don't come here! Help—" Qing Wan circled around the table with them.
"Don't run, stop!" the man yelled loudly.
The old grandma frowned, thinking, what a lot of trouble!He took out a small box from his bosom, poured out a small bug, and threw it on Qing Wan.I saw Qing Wan, who was still struggling just now, immediately fell to the ground after a shock.
The man at the side swallowed, feeling a little apprehensive, he knew about the bottle of worms, it was the old woman's treasure, and he said it was a Gu worm, so he didn't use it easily.
"What are you still doing, why don't you go up and kidnap people?" The old woman slapped her face again.
The man nodded quickly, "Got it!"
At this moment, "Bang, bang—" came two knocks on the door.
The mother and son broke out in a cold sweat. In order to avoid accidents, they set up their home in the wilderness. No outsiders have ever visited. How could someone knock on the door today? "who is it?"
It turned out that it was Guangliang and Biqing who had already arrived. Hearing the question, he quickly pushed Canlan: "Amitabha, benefactor, we are monks from Lingyin Temple. Because we missed the journey, we hope that we can stay in your residence for a while." stay."
The man in the back room sighed, "I was scared to death, it turned out to be a passing monk," looking at the old lady, "Mother, what should I do, or should I send them away?" He walked to the door and looked, "Yes There are two monks, one fat and one thin."
The old grandma thought for a while, then shook her hand, "Our meat is almost finished, since there are some delivered to the door, why push them away. You, go and lock the girl in the firewood room, and I will receive them. Today is a good day~" With a shake of his hand, the sharp blade appeared coldly.
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Yu Fangzi looked at the bell in his palm, it had been ringing since just now.
The senior brother on the side: "Junior brother, what's the matter?"
"It's nothing, I seem to have seen an old friend just now, fourth senior brother, you go to see the uncle first, and I will catch up later," Yu Fangzi said without saying a word, and walked back with his sword.
The fourth senior brother was very speechless looking at the already small back, scratching his head, and muttering: "Didn't the master say that the junior brother has never been down the mountain? How can there be an old man here? It's really strange. Could it be, hehe~ Could it be?" It's time for this kid to fall in love, haha, I'm not an ignorant person, so why hide it~"
The crane, who happened to pass by, heard the strange noise, and immediately sped up and fled the area.
Fourth Senior Brother: "..."
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Inside the thatched hut, the corners of the grandmother’s mouth twitched as she looked at the familiar Lingyin Temple people: “The benefactors, are they all from Lingyin Temple?” Pointing to the two people who appeared suddenly——Daoji, Chen Liang, Zhao Bin, and Bai Xue, "A girl can also become a monk?"
14 Becoming a Villain ([-])
"Women can also become monks in monk temples?" The old woman took a step back.
"Well, benefactor, don't panic." Monk Guangliang touched his bald forehead, and said with a blessed face, "This Miss Bai Xue is a female layman temporarily residing in this temple, so, hehe, Amitabha~" Without saying a word.
Daoji made a grimace, picked his nostrils, and thought to himself, people in the world are ignorant, as expected, they still look at appearances a lot. Brother Guangliang is timid and fearful, but because of the Buddha statue with a smiling face, ordinary donors like him, Oh, it really makes people feel jealous, jealous, and hateful.
"Oh, it looks like this," the old lady rolled her eyes, "Then do you have a certificate?"
"Yes! There must be." Guang Liang puffed out his stomach and shouted loudly, "Biqing~~~~~~~~~~"
"Here!" Biqing is indeed the smartest little monk in Lingyin Temple. Hearing the sound and knowing the meaning, he quickly found out the degree certificate from the package and presented it, "Uncle Jiansi, here it is."
"Well, you did a good job," Guang Liang praised him, "Hehe, benefactor, look, this is our ultimatum."
The old grandma looked through it, and when she found out that it was true, she smiled more kindly. It turned out that it was really some monks. It was so good, and a big lump of meat could be eaten for a long time. "So that's it, the old lady was rude, masters, please come in."
"Thank you!"
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Firewood shed in the backyard.
Qingwan, who was in a coma, slowly opened her eyes, looked left and right, then patted the ashes and stood up: "Hmph, maybe I'll be scruples about other things, but it's just bugs," opened her mouth and threw out a long Tongue, stuck to the Gu worms hidden in the clothes, swallowed them in one gulp, Katz, Katz, "I am a lizard, my favorite thing in life is poisonous insects, it is so funny to use insects to deal with me!"
In the first ten years, in order to preserve human memory, Qing Wan refused to use her most powerful weapon—the tongue, from the bottom of her heart, feeling that it was too disgusting.However, after Xiaohua died and suffered a lot, she realized that she was completely artificial. If she wanted to live, she had to face the reality. Like lizards, the tongue is the most powerful, so she worked hard, but after decades, It has become invulnerable.However, in the past 100 years, she didn't use it as a main weapon much, mainly because she found that it was more powerful as the last trump card!
"A group of people from Lingyin Temple have come in? I really want to see their expressions when they eat human porridge~" Qing Wan smiled maliciously, "By the way, lest they find out my evil spirit, I'd better wear Biluo Jade is ready."
Biluoyu is covered in jasper, it is a natural and long-lasting spiritual creature, its main purpose is to cover up the evil spirit, and the space between heaven and earth is only a few pieces.The piece in Qing Wan's hand was a gift from her master when he accepted her as an apprentice.
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Daoji was originally a vigilant person, although the old woman had always looked very kind and the man was very submissive, but he still never relaxed his attention, always feeling that something was wrong.But Guangliang and the others felt that Monk Daoji was worrying too much. What's the big deal about a normal mother and son?When faced with a table full of sumptuous meals, they all shook off their cheeks and started to eat desperately.
Daoji didn't argue with them, he just drank his wine silently, and he wouldn't wait long anyway.
Sure enough, after a while, everyone felt powerless and fell to the ground.And the old woman and her son appeared on the stage with kitchen knives, still in the same kind and kind appearance, but the words in their mouths were different - they wanted to carve out their bones and scrape their meat for dinner.
"You guys are actually eating human flesh!" Zhao Bin felt really disgusted, "It's too disgusting, cut in the air, go!" Although they were a little drugged, they were all practitioners. It was just pretending to be dead, but now that it has been overturned, it is natural to start fighting.
The two sides fought in a scuffle. Originally, Daoji and his party should have settled it soon, but what they didn't expect was that the old woman could actually control the Gu worm to fly.This is no longer a human skill.In fact, this family has long been possessed by cannibalism and drinking human blood, but they don't know it yet.
They played very happily, but Guangliang and Biqing who were hiding in the corner were very sad. They really ate the food that was drugged, and they ate a lot, and now their stomachs are already dying of pain!But everyone else is fighting, no one cares about them at all.Therefore, the two had no choice but to bite each other's sleeves, with a bitter face, looking forward to the quick quelling of the war.
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Qing Wan in the firewood room in the backyard looked at Guang Liang and Bi Qing's various funny movements and expressions in the water mirror, and she laughed so hard that she almost burst into tears, "Hahaha, I'm so happy, this fat and thin fairy boy wouldn't The pistachio in Buddhism, really amusing monsters to death!" The monsters are too long, so what they need most is to enjoy themselves in time, and Qing Wan has always carried out this point very well, or, apart from this, she didn't know what to do. do something.
Seeing that Daoji and his party had lived happily with the mother and son, and learned from the man that there was still a survivor imprisoned in the firewood room in the backyard, Qing Wan quickly withdrew her mana, fell to the ground decisively and pretended to be dead, silently. Count, "Ten, nine, eight, seven..."
However, people are not as good as God.
The moment Daoji and his party rushed into the backyard, a sword energy attacked the firewood room. Then, everyone half-opened their mouths in amazement, watching the entire top of the firewood room being sliced off by the sword energy. The woman passed out in the corner.
Bai Xue looked up vigorously, "What is this?" Then she jumped up and hid behind Zhao Bin, screaming, "It's that monk!"
Not to mention how Ji and his group and Yu Fangzi felt when they saw each other, as far as Qing Wan herself, who was feigning death on the pile of firewood, was absolutely full of black lines!He murmured in disbelief, "Where did this man come from? It's really messed up, okay? Even if you save someone, you don't need to fly the sword directly. What if you are standing?"It's no wonder it wasn't cut in half, do you have any brains? '
Yu Fangzi withdrew his sword and walked towards the woman in the corner step by step. Feeling the sway of the bell in his palm, his face softened, and he finally found someone.So she bent down and stretched out her hand to help Qing Wan who was in suspended animation, "Girl, wake up?"
The completely ignored Daoji group: "..." (They are not so invisible, okay?)
Qing Wan was so angry that he disrupted her plan, she naturally didn't want to see him and continued to pretend to be dead.
"Girl, girl?" Yu Fangzi looked at the weak and beautiful woman in his arms with some embarrassment, thinking, this girl is not awake, how should he ask her what wish she has, if he doesn't know what wish she has, how can he end it This fate?Suddenly, I had an idea!He took out a small gourd bottle from the Qiankun bag, held his breath, quickly pulled out the stopper, and put it under Qingwan's nose.
"o(╯□╰)o", Daoji and his party continue to be backgrounded.
Qingwan's original intention was to break into Daoji's army, use their strength to avoid the gaze of Heaven, and then successfully tied the thigh of a high-ranking god to avoid the end of being cannon fodder.The original Tianlei was probably punished by Tiandao who discovered her abnormality.So, for the future, she will pretend to be a pig.
But no matter how good her patience was, she still couldn't stand the smell coming out of that little gourd bottle!
Qing Wan forcefully pushed away the wrist under the nose, and desperately resisted the urge to draw a knife and look back to slash someone. Damn, what is this? It stinks like a monster. I don't know that monsters have sensitive noses! "Ahem, what is it? Why does it smell so bad?" She really wanted to swear.
Daoji and his group were not so gentle, they all stuck out their tongues and rolled their eyes, throwing up so badly that even Daoji seemed to be having difficulty breathing.Among them, Bai Xue was the most uncomfortable, she was about to cry to death, the rabbit had a good nose, and now she was crying, "Woo~~~~~~(>_
15 Becoming a Villain ([-])
In a room on the second floor of a famous inn, Yuelai Inn.
Qingwan looked at the people around her, with a sad expression on her face, and slowly introduced herself: "The little girl's surname is Dongfang, and her name is Qingqing. She fled here with her family before, and then..." In fact, she really wanted to say that she It's called Dongfang Bubai, but unfortunately the name is too domineering, and it doesn't suit my current state of a brainless little white flower. Well, I continued to wipe my tears, "Wuuuu, thank you heroes for saving me from danger. The little girl can't think of it." report--"
The little monk Biqing suddenly raised his head: "Hey, I know this, the next sentence must be, the little girl has nothing to repay, she should promise her with her body, right?"
Everyone heard that Jiongjiong looked at him with enthusiasm, and then "cut" together.
"Why, why?" Biqing's eyes widened, "Usually this is what follows this sentence, and I'm not wrong."
"Oh, you go aside." Seeing that Qing Wan seemed to be blushing with shame—in fact, she was angry, Guang Liang quickly stood up, pulled back the little monk who had not yet cultivated, and apologized again and again: "Female Donor, don't mind, he's just a little out of tune, so go ahead~"
"..." Qing Wan pursed her lips, thinking to herself, the little tears that our family has finally accumulated, are completely numb after being disturbed by you, okay?
"Hehe, okay, go on, go on."
Qingwan took a deep breath, and said a hundred times in her heart, I am a pig now, I am a pig now, I am a brain-dead now, I am a brain-dead now, I will only roll my eyes stupidly, "Ah, er, little girl can't think Let’s pay tribute to the heroes.”
"Okay, okay, you don't need to be polite." This is monk Daoji.
"Young lady is not in good health yet, so let's be excused." This is Yu Fangzi who has always been a tall man.
Qing Wan looked down at a fan in front of her, compared it with a hand, and finally took Yu Fangzi's hand: "Thank you, my lord, I don't know your name?"
It's normal for women to be cute, okay?Besides, Monk Dao Ji's fan is multi-functional, besides fanning the wind and beating mosquitoes, what's even more disgusting is that she just saw him use the fan to scrape the pimple on his back!She really felt that if she pressed the fan with her hand at this moment, she would definitely be unable to resist chopping it off after returning home, for sure.However, in order to avoid the silence, she still said one more sentence, "Thank you, Saint Monk!"
"Aiyo~~" Daoji clapped his hands, "Don't call me holy monk, holy monk, I'm under a lot of pressure~" He blew a kiss.
"..." Qing Wan couldn't stand his thick skin anymore, she turned to Yu Fangzi, "My lord, shall we go out and talk?"
"Okay!" Yu Fangzi naturally had no objection, he wanted to leave a long time ago, he took Qing Wan's hand and walked out with his head held high.
Guang Liang looked at the back of the two holding hands, thoughtful, "Biqing, tell me, will we be matchmakers again? Well, I found that if this continues, Lingyin Temple can become a matchmaker if we change jobs Yes, but being able to make lovers finally get married is also a manifestation of my Buddha crossing~"
Biqing rolled his eyes, "Yes, in that case, the incense money will be a lot more, isn't that the case, Uncle Jiansi?"
"Oh, you brat, you dare to talk to me like that. It seems that your six senses are dirty again. When you go back, you will be fined to carry a hundred loads of water, hum!" Guang Liang said, tugging at his ear, but said Then I felt that something was missing, "By the way, where is Bai Xue? I didn't see her just now, it's really strange."
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Qingwan sat back on the bed, thinking back to what Yu Fangzi said to her just now.
Before, Yu Fangzi took her out by the hand. At first, she thought she had attracted another young talent, but when he heard him speak, hehe, youth is still youth, and talent is still talent, but he made it on his own. Passionate, people are simply unreasonable.It was really blinding me to wink for a long time, but someone said, "Girl, are your eyes uncomfortable? I have medicine." '
She Qingwan is no longer a small animal with no cultivation base. She has practiced for hundreds of years and still has a certain level of morality. This person said that she repays her kindness, which is probably true, but the origin and so on should be false.Judging by Yu Fangzi's general demeanor, actual age, weapons, and talismans, it is most likely that he belongs to the Cultivation School or the Grand School.And in this world, the more famous immortal sects are those few, and there is only one who is good at sword repair, the Xuantian sect.Hmph, what an ordinary cultivator wants to end his mortal karma, thanks to his eloquence.
However, although Xuantianmen is a sword cultivator, they have always ignored everything in the world of mortals, and very few disciples show up in the world of mortals.It's so strange that a cultivator suddenly came and took her hand, saying that he wanted to repay his kindness. Could it be a conspiracy, or they had seen through that they were a monster and came to break them up?Probably not, not to mention that I didn't do anything to harm anyone, but just to say that their IQs, it's really hard to believe that Daoji and the others have such a high EQ.
Well, when it comes to EQ, Qingwan sometimes really feels that Daoji, Li Xiuyuan, or those gods who come down to embody the lives of mortals are all ruthless guys.
Take Dragon Subduing Arhat as an example, he went to the mortal world to catch the fleeing roc.But he uses his mana to use his mana. Why does he have to abandon his parents and become a monk when they are old and have only one son?Well, he himself is the reincarnation of an Arhat, but there is no rule of the gods. He must continue to be a monk after reincarnation. Didn’t he marry a wife when the Buddha was reincarnated?
He becomes a monk as soon as he becomes a monk, why can't he be a little earlier or a little later?Earlier, his super-beautiful fiancée would not have to marry into their family, and be forced into a half-human, half-demon state; With his son as his support, when the time comes, he will become a monk if he wants to, or a few years if he wants to, and absolutely no one will pull his leg and ask him to return to vulgarity.
He was quite comfortable, saying 'Amitabha', regardless of his father, mother, or wife, and went directly to become a wine and meat monk with a wine gourd. Here, he is definitely a heartless man, a man who has no sense of filial piety.But this kind of attitude is still highly praised by those monks from the Western Paradise, saying that this is the essence of Buddhism and Taoism, she bah!
So, from the very beginning, after she knew what kind of world she was living in, she determined her future direction—to practice hard, try not to kill, eat more natural materials and earthly treasures, and strive to help a few great gods' thighs For example, the one she wanted to pay a visit to before~ and then she would be a majestic big monster, and finally sit and wait for the bully and fearful gods over there to issue her a work permit produced by the heavenly court with formal craftsmanship!
But she didn't expect that even such a small wish would not be willing by God. Could it be that she insisted on following its meaning and being cannon fodder to death? Why?Don't talk to her like "everything has its own destiny". If this is true, so many ancient and strange cases will not happen.This kind of "you must be obedient" can also deceive the "children" who have not entered the world, and she Qingwan will never be fooled.
Want her to be caught without a fight?never!Absolutely not!Certainly not!
Thinking of this, Qing Wan slapped the table hard.Thinking in his heart, this Yu Fangzi said so sincerely before, and his attitude was very courteous. Although she liked it very much, but if he was courteous for nothing, rape or steal, if it was just what he said, "his grandfather once treated them Family has grace', why is he so eager to make a wish? Shouldn't he take himself home and take good care of him?
And more importantly, she Qingwan appeared suddenly in this world, and there is no record in the file at all. Besides, she is a lizard spirit, and she is over 300 years old now. If there is a grandfather, at least a thousand years old There is a monster.This Yu Fangzi, based on her detection just now, should be really only in her 20s, how could she have anything to do with her?
How can you believe a man's words?
But it seems that the other party doesn't seem to have any malicious intentions, so she just needs to think carefully about what to ask~ However, suddenly asking about her wish, it seems that there is really nothing for him to do, After all, his ability is only so much, even if he exceeds it, he can't do it.
Just when Qingwan was thinking about how to make a profit for herself, a white dumpling suddenly appeared from under her feet, carrying a floor tile with it. "...", she silently brushed the dust off her nose and looked at the object.
"Senior Sister Lu Ji, is that you?"
Bai Xuehong suddenly appeared in front of Qing Wan with a pair of big eyes, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she was startled by Qing Wan's deadly eyes, "What's wrong?"
The author has something to say: Ouch, everyone who cares about Ah Fei, touch and kiss one by one, ╭(╯3╰)╮~~
16 Women's Soy Sauce ([-])
"What's wrong?" Qing Wan gestured to the silly rabbit in a bad tone, and looked around her, "Well, a bedroom has been made like this by you, how do you want me to rest at night?"
Bai Xue looked around and found that it was really messy, and she said embarrassedly: "Hey, I'm sorry, Senior Sister Lu Ji, I'm just too impatient~ I'm not worried that the Cave Master ordered you to hurt Shuai Bin and the others, so—" Covering it in annoyance mouth, "Oh, I missed it!" He tapped his big head vigorously.
Qingwan rolled her eyes unhappily, and waved her hand to change the bedroom back to normal, "You are always so frizzy, I really wonder how you have survived until now. You know, if the person opposite me just now was not me, but Bayan Spider or Wolverine, you have died hundreds of times, so there is no chance to be upset here."
Bai Xue pouted, and said with a silly smile: "If they don't come out, I won't come out. Isn't Bai Xue happy to see Senior Sister." Well, Senior Sister Luji is the best monster to herself besides Senior Sister Bai Ling. She is not good at Bai Xue's spells, but her intuition is still very good. The senior sister Lu Ji who is opposite is obviously not murderous, so everything is to scare herself.Otherwise, when I discovered Senior Sister Lu Ji just now, I would have told the holy monk directly.
Qingwan felt that no matter how much she cared about this silly rabbit, her IQ would decrease, so she planned to drink a cup of tea to calm down her anger, but unfortunately, the sky failed, and she just took the cup in her hand.Then I found some dust floating inside, "...Bai Xue, I think you should practice hard. Even the gopher is better than you at this level!"
"Oh, Senior Sister Lu Ji, why are you so obsessed with this? We are monsters, not humans, and we don't have to sleep on the bed like humans. Like me, if it wasn't for fear of Shuai Bin saying, my favorite is still The soft pile of straw, how comfortable that is!" He said while doing movements, with a look of deathly cool.
"Go!" Qing Wan signaled Bai Xue to stay away from her, thinking, what's so bad about sleeping on the bed, insect repellent, moisture repellent, bite repellent, necessary things for home, besides, after being a human being for decades, How can it be so easy to let go of these long-rooted habits?These are the only proofs that she can remind herself that she is not a real monster, but from another world.
Bai Xue saw that her senior sister's mood suddenly became depressed, and hurried forward to play with treasures.After finally waiting for Qing Wan to stop being so lethargic, she began to say something that she thought was very hidden: "Senior Sister, Senior Sister~~~ Why did you suddenly appear here? Did the Cave Master have some new orders?"
"You rabbit, you are small, and you still have a big heart, so it's okay to tell you," Qing Wan motioned her to lean closer, "There is only one order from the cave master from the beginning to the end, which is to let us kill all the people in Lingyin Temple." , and you still haven't got any grades after so long, the cave master is very angry, and wants to send someone to supervise and help you. But for the sake of our lovely Baixue, I volunteered to come over to cover for you " After saying this, Qingwan felt goosebumps all over her body, she really didn't expect that she would still be so disgusting.
"So, in order to avoid extra problems, you should treat it as if you don't know me these days, otherwise Monk Daoji will easily find out that if you drive me away, the monsters who come again will not be as easy-talking as your senior sister and me. When the time comes , just wait for your Shuai Bin to be eaten up by them, wow~"
Bai Xue quickly covered her mouth, "I will never say it!" Shuai Bin is her lifeblood.
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Day two.
Early in the morning, the door of Qing Wan's residence was slammed by Bai Xue and the others, "Lu, uh, no, Miss Dongfang Qingqing, are you awake? Open the door when you wake up."
The monks all have morning lessons, so even the monk Guangliang who loves to eat and sleep the most is already ready to go.But after counting and counting, they found that one person was missing, so they almost sent another female, Bai Xue, to call the door.
Qing Wan turned over on the bed. Although she had been a monster for hundreds of years, she still had the habit of sleeping late, so even though Bai Xue was bouncing around outside the door a lot, she still continued to sleep soundly.
Daoji and the others were not surprised when they didn't see the Dongfang girl who rescued last night when they were downstairs at the beginning. After all, she had just encountered a catastrophe. Night.But when Bai Xue called for a stick of incense and no one came out, Guang Liang and the others began to feel that something was wrong, and the group rushed upstairs, but after they rushed upstairs, they found that there was no one there!
"Bai Xue!" Zhao Bin yelled loudly when he saw something was wrong.I thought to myself, what's the matter with this little rabbit, she told her to call someone, why did she call me out, it always made him worry, and he didn't know how to remember long if he didn't knock her hard a few times after finding it.
Yu Fangzi was also in a hurry, the woman he wanted to fulfill his wish would be safe, right?Regardless of what to pay attention to, he directly lifted his right foot, kicked it hard on the door rail of the room, and then rushed in.However, a few seconds later, he rushed out again at a faster speed than before, drove everyone out a few times, and then blocked the door with a red face, "It's okay, they are all inside."
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Scene playback: 1 minute ago, Yu Fangzi broke through the door of the inn violently, rushed to the bedroom at the speed of a rocket launcher, and then - saw a beautiful woman Haitang spring sleeping.When he rushed in, he brought a gust of wind, blowing the beautiful woman's beautiful hair winding and loose on her smooth shoulders, like strands of spider silk wrapping a young man's heart tightly, the taste is infinitely good!
What's more, because of the constant struggle, a certain rabbit in the arms of the beauty, Bai Xue, rubbed off the loosely held clothes of the beauty, and a pink lotus-like bellyband suddenly appeared. In the eyes of a classmate who has not yet understood.At that moment, a certain young man seemed to understand the entanglement that the master said. It turned out to be a catastrophe of love in the world of mortals. However, the master and the apprentice seemed to be unable to avoid it.
And the person lying on the bed is a beautiful woman, not a dead person, such a big movement, such a fiery gaze, even a living thing would wake up.It's just that when Qingwan looked at the person who came, she saw Yu Fangzi, who had been defending herself with a noble demeanor, was staring at the ground, blushing and shyly said: "Don't worry, I will take responsibility." Then disappeared up.
The scene playback is complete.
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17 Women's Soy Sauce ([-])
Qing Wan squinted her eyes slightly, pinching the soft little rabbit in her arms in extreme displeasure.Has she ever said that what she hates the most is being disturbed to sleep, and what annoys her most is being kicked at the door, how dare this Yu Fangzi commit both?Human beings are really going against the sky now!
"Senior sister, it hurts so much~" Bai Xue was also very depressed. Originally, she came to ask her senior sister to come out and go on the road together, but after knocking on the door a few times, she was caught by her senior sister and forced to return to her original shape, using it as a pillow.She likes men, so the warm and plump embrace of senior sister is really her favorite~
Daoji and his group have experienced too many things recently, so after seeing the blushing appearance of Yu Fangzi, who has always been upright, he had some premonitions in his heart, and waited until the other party held the door of the room to prevent anyone from entering. Afterwards, I knew that this young man must have seen some unsuitable scenes, oops, I think back then~~ "Okay then, we won't go in, don't be too nervous."
Guangliang and Biqing winked: "Brother, if you don't understand something, you can come and ask us."
Yu Fangzi regained his composure at this moment. It's not like he hasn't seen a woman in disheveled clothes before—he took care of his junior sister since she was a child, but the scene just now was too beautiful and the atmosphere was just right, so One of the broilers was feeling a little uncomfortable.But it has been a long time now, and with Chen Liang and Zhao Bin's eyes, "We are all men, everyone understands", "...", the sword was out of its sheath, and the cold air was overflowing!
Guang Liang and the others saw it, no good, this little brother is too thin-skinned, he is going to get mad, so hurry up~
…………
Five days later, in front of the gate of Lingyin Temple.
Yu Fangzi and Qing Wan confronted each other, while Daoji and his group continued to watch and make soy sauce~
Yu Fangzi frowned slightly, and looked at the beautiful woman opposite, "Miss Dongfang, I received a summons from my master, so—" I was planning to cultivate my relationship, but who knew that I received a summons from my senior, saying that my uncle Something's wrong there, make yourself hurry over there.
"Then I won't give it away, my lord, take care." Qing Wan nodded clearly, ever since Yu Fangzi broke into her room that day, she has been in this state of hesitation, making her feel uncomfortable , isn't it just being glanced at, and it's not the whole body, so there's nothing to care about.Back then, she was a famous swimmer, where was she not seen in the swimming pools around the community?At that time, the swimsuit was so thin and small, she didn't even care about it.
At the beginning, she thought it was fun and a woman's vanity, and interacted with him a few times, who knew that he always acted like you shouldn't be like this, which really turned off the demon, so since yesterday, she always Deliberately misinterpreting his meaning.Man, she still doesn't understand?It's just superficial confusion, very superficial, so when you go along with him, this kind of confusion can last longer, if you always go against him, within a few days, you can completely push him away.
Speaking of the confusion of appearance, Qing Wan touched her face slightly.Although she was good-looking in her previous life, she was only above average. How could she compare to her current skin like creamy fat?In other words, there are advantages to being a monster. You can be whatever you want to be. There are thousands of beauties in the world. There are so many opportunities for her to become what you want.So the problem of appearance is not a problem for her at all~
Human beings are typical appearanceists. Even if someone is a super bastard who is bad enough to ooze pus, as long as he or she is kind-hearted, handsome, or shy, even if they are caught, they will not be ashamed. If one is treated so cruelly, even if one is about to be executed, it is more likely to be killed with a single blow of the sword, rather than such vicious tricks as lighting up sky lanterns, Ling Chi, or snake caves.
Yu Fangzi looked at Qingwan's absent-minded look, and frowned even more. He obviously didn't mean that, why did Dongfang girls always misunderstand what he meant?He just wanted to tell her that he would come back after finishing the matter, not——, but, he had only known her for a few days, so it was understandable for her to be so defensive and worried. When she learned more about it in the future, she should You won't misunderstand yourself like this.
But just leaving like this, he was worried that she would forget him immediately, "Oriental girl," took out a pair of bells from her bosom, separated a bunch, and handed it to Qing Wan, "This bell is a magic weapon. When the time comes, I can protect you for a while, it is my kindness, please accept it." Yes, this pair of bells is indeed a high-grade magic weapon, and it can indeed protect people, but its main function is Or let people who hold a bell know each other's location and safety.
Qing Wan took the bell, glanced at it a little, and found that there was no restriction on it, so she accepted it, "I won't give it away."
Seeing her so indifferent, to be honest, Yu
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