[Detective Conan] If the Yuanshan family gave birth to a boy

65.

It's embarrassing, very embarrassing.

When taking the train from Shinagawa to Ekoda, Rin Toyama almost fell ill from embarrassment.

There were very few people in the carriage at this time, he was dragging his suitcase and a fishing rod and sitting on the seat near the door, while Kaito was standing eight feet away from him with a pale face.

Although Rin Toyama doesn't like fish, he has never been afraid of them. ——He has done many things like disemboweling fish, but the fishy smell on his hands afterwards makes him feel sick, but washing can always get rid of the smell.However, Kaidou seems to be extremely afraid of fish. For example, he ran away after seeing the fish just now. In addition, he screamed before, which attracted all the security personnel at the station, thinking that some suspicious person directly gave him the fish. He fell down on the spot, three layers inside and three layers outside; for example, he and Toyama Rin were as far away as possible after getting in the car, which made Toyama Rin, a cousin, feel very guilty.

Who would be afraid of fish? ! ! !

I thought I could use the fish to ease the atmosphere, but it turned out to be even more stiff now.

The young man sighed, just at this moment the phone vibrated, he took it out and saw that it was an email from Hattori Heiji, asking if he had been to Ekoda.

Hattori Heiji's carefree character is really nice.

Rin Toyama once again envied his boyfriend's familiar character, then lowered his head and chatted with the other party until Kaito called him to get off at the next stop across the carriage.

Kuroba Chikage is a big beauty, even though she is already the mother of a 17-year-old child, she still looks like a big girl in her 20s.Rin Toyama was even a little dazed, feeling that the person in front of him seemed to be the same as he was 8 years ago, and time hadn't left a trace on him at all.

Chikage seemed to like others to praise her for being young. As soon as Rin Toyama finished speaking, she hugged the boy's cheek and kissed it, then happily took the sea bream to the kitchen.

"By the way, Kaito! Take Rin to your room! Let's have a chat first, come down for dinner later!"

Kuroba Kaito, who finally got away from the sea bream, seemed to be relieved. He whistled, blinked his eyes playfully, and made a "please" gesture to Toyama Rin.

"We don't have a guest room at home." Kaito Kuroba opened the door and turned sideways to let the boy in first, "You can squeeze a room with me for a few days."

"It's okay, I'll just sleep on the floor." Toyama Rin glanced at the single bed in the room, and then at the soft carpet in the middle of the room, feeling that even sleeping directly on the carpet would be very comfortable.

"Then you have to be careful, I knocked over a box of jumping spiders in my room last Halloween, and there may be a few more in the carpet."

"..." As soon as the boy turned his head, he saw Kaito squatting beside the carpet and looking around with his curly hair sticking out, with a half-smile expression on his face.

So thanks to his cousin, Rin Toyama didn't fall asleep that night.But the culprit slept so calmly that he almost lost consciousness as soon as his head touched the pillow.

Toyama Rin tossed and turned and always felt that something was crawling on his body. He sat up and turned on the night light to see that there was nothing, it was his own psychological effect.

Next time, please send dried fish to Kaito.

This morning, the cousin who was worried about this and that worried about that had figured out the essence of Kuroba Kaidou after a day of getting along, and now besides wanting to hit the other party, he still wanted to hit the other party.

Rin Toyama lay down again, glanced at the time, opened the mailbox, and then started sending messages to Hattori Heiji asking if the other party was asleep, and if he wanted to chat or something.Then he was so frightened by Hattori Heiji's phone call that he almost jumped up from the ground.

"Don't call suddenly, idiot!" The boy glanced at Kaito who was soundly asleep, put on his earphones, and whispered in a low voice.

"Huh? Are you already asleep? Didn't you just send me an email?"

"Then you shouldn't... Forget it, my cousin is asleep, we share a room."

"Can't you sleep?" Hattori Heiji knew Toyama Rin very well, so he guessed the truth at once.

"Ah."

The other end was quiet for two seconds, and then the energetic voice of a detective sounded again——

"Then just lie on the bed and listen to me. I came across a case today! Nishi-Nagabori, do you know? There was a murder in the toilet of the subway station there—"

I don’t know if it’s because Hattori Heiji’s voice is so nice. In short, Rin Toyama gradually forgot about Kaito’s tricking him into having spiders in the carpet. Listening to Hattori Heiji talking about how he solved the case today, eyelids It became more and more heavy, and finally fell asleep when the other party said that he and Officer Otaki went to the police station to take notes.

"That's it! How is it! I, Hattori Heiji, am not very good!"

He was answered by gentle breathing.

Rin Toyama huddled sideways under the blanket, seeming to press the headphone cable with the microphone on his chin.

Hattori Heiji's heart softened, and he raised his lips. Just as he was about to hang up the phone, he remembered that both his and Toyama Rin's mobile phones can convert voice to video. If the function is not disabled, the connected call does not need to be answered again You can see the other side.Although most of what you see now is the ceiling of the room or a mass of blackness under the pillow, Hattori Heiji still wants to give it a try.

He fiddled with it for half a minute, and finally got his wish to open Rin Toyama's front camera, and was pleasantly surprised to find that his friend didn't lay the phone flat or tuck it under the pillow.The phone seemed to be leaning against something, and there was a slanted angle, so that he could just see half of Toyama Rin's face.

The boy didn't turn off the night light next to his pillow, the dim light seemed to paint a light orange layer on his body, drawing several deep shadows around his facial features.

Hattori Heiji felt itchy in his heart.He stared at Rin Toyama on the screen in a daze for a long time, and the phone began to remind him that the battery was low, so he plugged in the charger, and then continued to watch.

Just when the famous detective sighed in his heart that his person was so good-looking, a hand appeared unexpectedly next to the screen, and Hattori Heiji was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat at that time. After a closer look, there was a bed behind Rin Toyama. The hand was put down from above, probably the cousin in the other party's mouth.

"...Scared, scared me to death." The big detective was about to complain, when he saw the owner of the hand turned over and fell off the bed, falling on the floor and making a dull sound.

"Hey, hey, is it true? Didn't you wake up after falling?"

Kaito did not wake up.

In the days when he was not Kaitou Kidd, he always slept like a dead man. ——Perhaps the unshakeable quality of sleep is inherited from the Kuroba family.However, the gene that starts to roll around when you fall asleep may come from Chikage, so Hattori Heiji witnessed Kuroba Kaito roll over from the bed, and after being quiet for 2 minutes, he started to roll over, and then rolled to Toyama Rin He strangled his cousin like a body pillow, raised his left leg to press down on him, and still hugged the boy's chest with his left hand.

And Rin Toyama was crushed uncomfortably, and subconsciously turned over and became lying flat, so the upper Kaito was pressed down, and the bridge of his nose was on the boy's shoulder, tightly entangled like an octopus other side.

"Big diamond—" Kaito mumbled in his dream.

Hattori Heiji stared at the screen of the mobile phone, his mouth was wide open, he felt the blood all over his body rushing to his head, he was so angry that he couldn't even speak for a while, and pointed to the eyes of Kuroba Kaito, who was holding Rin Toyama in the screen Straight up.

"Rin!!! Kick that guy away!!!" The famous Kansai detective grabbed his phone and yelled at Rin Toyama on the other end, trying to wake him up, but the boy's earphones Already lost in the turning over just now, the volume from the other earphone was not enough to wake him up.As for Kaito Kuroba, he couldn't hear the voice in the earphones at all, and he slept peacefully, not knowing that he was being missed by the King of Vinegar in Osaka.

"Damn!!! Why are you hugging my person!!!"

"Bastard, take your hands away!!! Don't press him!!!"

However, no matter how Hattori Heiji yells here, the two people over there are unmovable.Especially Kuroba Kaito, who slept very soundly, and even smacked his lips, stabbing another bloody arrow into the already scarred heart of the famous Kansai detective.

Can't sleep tonight.

Hattori Heiji just couldn't swallow this breath.And he was so angry that he couldn't hang up the phone. According to him, after hanging up the phone, he couldn't see the situation over there. He's going to the barber tomorrow to dye his lush black hair green. ——He saw Rin Toyama's mobile phone running out of battery and automatically shutting down on chuang//, and then began to hammer the bed, fidgeting, pulling his hair, and finally couldn't help it anymore, clutching his wallet and mobile phone He ran out of the house, caught the first Shinkansen to Tokyo, and then changed to Ekoda. According to the information that Toyama Rin had confided to him before, he reasoned and asked for directions, and finally arrived at the door of Kuroba's house.

At that time, Kuroba Chikage, Kaito and Toyama Rin happened to go out to the cemetery together, and Hattori Heiji only saw a car turning out of Kuroba's house.Fortunately, when he came to Jianggutian, he rented a motorcycle with better performance, otherwise, he would have to squat in the corner of Heiyu's house, counting mushrooms and waiting for someone to come back.

Hattori Heiji secretly observed all the way, and was almost spotted by Kuroba Kaito several times.Originally, the latter planned to meet the person who followed him all the way alone during lunch, but he soon realized that the warning sight was always when he was too close to Toyama Rin She// came out from behind like □□, wishing to pierce him through.

So the two boys, Black Feather and Kaito, put their hands on Toyama Rin's shoulders, pretending to be talking to his cousin about something important, took the opportunity to glance at the woods behind him, and then glanced at a dark-skinned boy . ——The opponent jumped into a rage and raised his middle finger at him.

As Kaito Kuroba, a master of women's clothing who has seen big storms, he came to the correct conclusion in less than a second. ——The black guy seems to like his cousin, and what he did just now was jumping around in the territory of some kind of large carnivore.

It's kind of exciting to think about it.

However, if this kind of trial and error is done too much, it is estimated that I should be finished.

So Kuroba Kaito stopped as soon as he saw it, and patted his cousin on the shoulder to indicate that there was a person following them.

"What? Someone is following? Why? Should we call the police?" Toyama Rin was confused, and then realized that the "pervert" in his cousin's mouth was Hattori Heiji.

What did he come to Jiang Gutian for? !

The boy was stunned for a moment, then he excused himself to find a toilet, walked out of the cemetery, and groped into the woods behind him.

It's kind of dark here. ——Rin Toyama turned his head and searched for a familiar figure in a dense bush. Before he could catch any movement, he was pushed against the trunk by a guy who jumped out suddenly.His eyes blurred, his lips were bitten, with a sense of venting his anger, the bite hurt him a little.

The boy was a little dazed for a while, trying to struggle reflexively, but when he thought that the person who bit him was Heiji, he stopped moving. He leaned on the tree trunk and obediently waited for the guy to relax his strength, from biting to biting, from biting Biting turned into licking, and finally let go of his almost swollen lower lip, and took a small half step back, pulling a short distance away from him.

Looking at Hattori Heiji with messy hair and black eyes, Rin Toyama didn't complain, but just reached out and touched the corner of the other's mouth, and bent his eyebrows.

"How do you know I miss you?"

One sentence extinguished the anger of a detective.

Hattori Heiji turned his head away, clasped his arms around his chest, and the tips of his ears were a little hot: "Tch, I haven't seen you for a day, what's there to think about? I didn't come here because of this."

"Okay, then what are you doing in Jianggutian? Is there a case?"

"Yes, the client sent me an email to ask me to come here." Heiji Hattori, who never made a draft of lies, said without changing his face and heartbeat.

"Oh? The client is in Eguda? Then why did I send you an email? Isn't Kudo closer? Oh, no, I heard from Kaito that there is a powerful detective named White Horse Tan in Eguda."

"Huh?! You mean I'm not as powerful as Kudo and that guy named Hakuba?!"

"...You are here again. You know I didn't mean that. After all, you are in Kansai, this is Kanto! How inconvenient to come here." Rin Toyama shrugged helplessly.

However, this guy usually doesn't want to hear his friends mention other detectives in front of him, such as "Is Kudo coming too", "Kudo is amazing", "If it's Kudo, it must be a trivial matter", etc. Add another sentence, "A powerful detective is called White Horse Detective".

So Hattori Heiji got serious again. He ignored Rin Toyama's defense, and a raging flame ignited behind his back: "What's so good about those stinky boys--I have handled thousands of cases in Heiji Hattori, definitely better than them." skilled!"

"The 'thousands of cases' you mentioned may also include helping others find dogs and cats. I'm not sure about this kind of thing, but I'm sure you are definitely more skilled than them in being jealous." The boy cleared his throat, Felt like I couldn't help laughing if I didn't try hard to pinch my arm.

Then Pingji stuttered again.

"Stupid! I didn't eat...jealous!"

"Okay, you didn't." With his left hand, he straightened Hattori Heiji's raised hair, and Toyama Rin narrowed his eyes and buried his head in the neck of her boyfriend. On the surface, it was a hug, but in fact, she wanted to take the opportunity to raise her right hand Touch the other person's chest to see how insincere this fool is.

puff puff puff-

The powerful heartbeat hits the ribs, and the fabric at the fingertips is warm, as if it can be transmitted along the skin to the heart.

Sensing that the boy was testing his heartbeat, Hattori Heiji immediately raised his hand and grabbed the other's wrist, pulling it aside.

"Don't touch my chest! Are you a pervert?!"

"Some people wanted me to take off my clothes for him a few days ago. Who is the pervert?"

"Huh?! That's not for your own good! Besides, I didn't watch it in the end!"

"Attempt to pervert."

"???"

"Speaking of... besides what Kunama Lighting gave you, do you have a few more books under your bed?" Rin Toyama said with his chin resting on Heiji's shoulder, tilting his head. ——He went to Heiji's house to play a few days ago. When he was resting on the tatami, he turned his head and saw something under the other's bed that was not covered, so he pulled it out and took a look.

It turned out to be a few brand new R18 comics, "My Little Boy Can't Be So Cute", "Something About Me and Little Boy" and "The World's No. [-] Young Boy".

"That's what the squad leader put in my place temporarily!"

"Oh——" Toyama Rin dragged his voice, "Then let him put some in my house next time."

Hattori Heiji's face turned red and purple, and finally he twitched the corners of his mouth and finally managed to choke out a sentence: "I'm a normal high school student anyway! Who's not curious!—Why are you talking so much today! Do you want me to talk Just keep your mouth shut!"

"How do you want to block it?"

"Of course with your mouth!"

Rin Toyama laughed until his stomach ached.

"Are you reading too many comics—hmm!"

Hattori Heiji said the same thing, directly put the person on the tree trunk, put his right hand on Toyama Rin's ear, lowered his head and bit the boy's mouth again.

Rin Toyama tried to speak, but the tip of his tongue was also caught in his mouth, and he could only make a few whimpers of unknown meaning from his throat, which sounded a bit ambiguous. Sharply grabbed Heiji's hand that was lightly holding his own neck.

"If you make me unhappy again in the future, I'll just block your mouth, understand?" Hattori Heiji looked at Rin Toyama with a dull face in front of him, and felt that he had achieved his goal, so he grinned and smiled very happy.

"??? Are you sick, Hattori Hei—oh!"

Congratulations, Kansai's cutest detective has finally learned the skill of actively gagging.