[Detective Conan] If the Yuanshan family gave birth to a boy

36.

After the New Year, Hattori Heiji was finally allowed to leave the hospital and go home to recuperate.

However, this guy couldn't stay at home for a few days, and pestered his mother that he was going to school.

Jinghua was a little surprised: "Do you like going to school so much?"

Heiji replied with a serious face: "I have already missed a lot of homework, and I have to go to school to make up the progress. After all, the final exam is coming soon, and I will be a sophomore in high school when the school starts again in April!"

The high school boy who sat at the desk and read only after she had to press her down for the midterm exam offered to go to school to study hard?I believe your evil!

Smart as Jinghua, her son's little thoughtfulness is not enough for her. ——If Pingji said that he was in a hurry to deal with the entrustment, she would still believe it. Learning is impossible.

Is there anything in the school that attracts Heiji?

Jinghua felt that apart from the kendo competition, there were only classmates left.Combined with the way she saw Heiji sitting in front of the desk staring at something in a daze when she delivered the apple some time ago, and the crystal beads and stuffed into the bed that I found suspected to be belongings of girls when I cleaned up Heiji's room before he was discharged from the hospital There are several R18 comics from motorcycle magazines on the bottom...

Heh, puberty piglets.

After all, Jinghua's mother is a first-time mother. When she met the big pig's hoof, she had already passed puberty, and Pingzang would not be so low in EQ as to remind his wife that he watched the snow and the moon with whomever he was in high school. There was a period in the past or some adult cartoons he had read before... So, when Jinghua found these things, he was a little dazed, and then he closed the door of his son's room without changing his expression and heartbeat, took out his mobile phone and gave it to him. My best friend Toyama Kaoru made a phone call.Then the two mothers had a pleasant discussion on the topic of "what kind of behavior will puberty piglets have", and then summed up several common points.

1. To stare blankly at something for no apparent reason.

2. Hidden R18 comics.

3. Sudden attention to their own external image.

4. Will get together to discuss games, discuss messy things, or discuss women.

Oh, little boy.

Jinghua took a look at Hattori Heiji who said "I want to study and I want to get good grades" written all over her face, and waved her hand: "Then go to school. Remember not to let other girls' pigeons."

Pingci happily asked to beat his mother's back, and then was rushed upstairs to wash her face.

Wait, wait a minute, what do you mean by "don't let other girls' pigeons"?

Hattori Heiji counted and felt that his mother must have seen something, and his heart tightened.But then he thought again, how can ordinary people think that he likes his buddies?

So he made a haha ​​and prepared to go to Yuanshan's house to block people with his schoolbag on his back.

I don't know if I don't block it, but I am shocked by it.

Rin Toyama should still be having breakfast at home at this time, but when he knocked on the door, Ginshiro Toyama appeared and told him that Rin Toyama had left 10 minutes ago.

This unscientific.The slob who needs him to come and remind him every day can go out early?

Hattori Heiji was very puzzled, thinking of asking his friends after arriving at the school, but he saw him at the intersection five or 600 meters away from the school.

Rin Toyama was wearing a white scarf and his winter school uniform, with a schoolbag in his left hand and slung it over his shoulder, leaning his back on the railing as if waiting for someone. Two minutes later, Rei Harada appeared, and Rin Toyama took out something from his schoolbag and handed it to the other party, and the two walked towards the school together, talking and laughing.

It just so happened that the two girls who passed by Hattori Heiji were in their grade. Obviously, some gossip has spread these days. One of the girls immediately grabbed herself when she saw Rin Toyama and Rei Harada in front of her. the sleeve of his female companion, and secretly pointed to the two people walking side by side in front——

"Wow! Harada really chased him to the far mountains!"

Hattori Heiji's ears moved, and then he walked into the school gate with a dark face.

The famous detective in Kansai finally returned to school after taking a long vacation, which naturally caused quite a commotion.The culture and sports committee member in the class also sent a recovery greeting card to Heiji, which caused the boys in the class to boo loudly.

Rin Toyama entered the classroom at this time.He went to the piano room of the string club with Rei Harada just now, and he heard a burst of applause from the class as soon as he walked around the corner. After walking in, he realized that it was Heiji who had received a... love letter from the cultural and sports committee?

For a moment Rin Toyama felt mixed emotions in his heart, he wanted to laugh but couldn't, he was a little disappointed but he knew from the bottom of his heart that he was not qualified to be jealous.So in the end, I made an expression that I didn't see anything just now, and asked the students around me what happened.

The boy sitting behind Rin Toyama saw the boy first, then his eyes lit up, he hooked Rin's shoulder and pointed at Heiji with snot and tears: "This guy was confessed by the cutest girl in our class." The contempt of other girls in the class. ——So only the style committee member is the cutest, are we not as good as her?

For a while, the cultural and sports committee members themselves had a hard time being a human being, so they could only wave their hands repeatedly to say no, no, no, I'm a scumbag.The squad leader came out to smooth things over and said, "XXX, just be an individual and don't talk if you can't speak".In the end, everyone's mentality was balanced.

After jumping around for a while, Toyama Rin's psychological defense line was finally established.He raised his eyebrows and looked at his friend who was scratching his head with a white envelope in his hand: "Wow, not bad! How does it feel to receive a love letter?"

Hattori Heiji was speechless, but luckily the teacher showed up in time, and after knocking on the blackboard, the small theater in the class immediately disbanded.

During class, Rin Toyama caught up on sleep as usual. After half asleep, he was poked up by the classmate behind him and handed him a ball of paper.When I unfolded it, I saw Heiji's scribbled handwriting: "It's not a love letter, it's a greeting card."

The boy rolled his eyes.I don't know if my friend is really stupid or fake. ——If other girls don't like you, can they still send you a greeting card at this time?

So he crumpled the ball of paper and went back to sleep.

Hattori Heiji was very depressed when he saw it, and was about to throw another ball of paper in the past when the sharp-eyed teacher spotted him and glared at him, so he had no choice but to give up.

During the lunch break, Hattori Heiji called Toyama Rin to the woods below the playground. He called it quiet here and had a comfortable meal, but in fact he wanted to see how the other party reacted.

"It's really not a love letter." Hattori Heiji emphasized.

This serious look amused Rin Toyama.He tilted his head and smiled: "What if it's a love letter? The detective who received the love letter for the first time, what are you going to do?"

"...I can only refuse. Why are you asking this?"

"I'm just curious...I always feel...you're dating someone. That kind of scene is unbelievable."

"There's nothing incredible about it—a person must have someone he likes, isn't it hard to imagine that I'm dating someone I like?"

Toyama Rin glanced at him, but didn't make a sound.Hattori Heiji stared greedily at the chicken nuggets in Toyama Rin's bento while eating his sick meal.So the boy simply handed over his bento box and asked the other party to eat all the chicken nuggets and miscellaneous boiled food inside.

This guy's cooking skills have improved again.

Hattori Heiji snorted, and when he was about to eat up all the contents inside, he realized that his friend might not be full, so he pushed the lunch box back.After getting the reply of "I'm really full", I didn't shirk and wiped out the contents in one breath.

"By the way, are you and Harada—are you dating?"

"No, why did you ask this suddenly?"

"Someone... well, said that they saw you going to school together in the morning."

"She is the leader of the violin section of the string department, and there will be a program at the graduation party, so please ask me to help me change the score. I just finished it last night, and I brought it here early this morning for her to look at. —— Speaking of these people What's the matter, going to school together is dating, so we are going to get married when we go to school together for so many years." Toyama Rin leaned on the tree trunk and yawned, took off his coat and covered it, as if intending to sleep.

"Well, that's it." Hattori Heiji scratched the tip of his nose, and when he heard his friend mentioning the two of them, his heart suddenly tightened. Although it was a joke, he still felt happy for no reason, and was glad that he didn't ask about it this morning. When he was clear, he lost his temper, and when he turned his head, he saw Rin Toyama sleeping with his head leaning against the tree trunk, the corner of his mouth twitched, he reached out to grab his friend, and patted himself on the shoulder.

Rin Toyama stayed up too late yesterday, and there are two science courses in the afternoon that he needs to listen to carefully, so now he just wants to fall asleep quickly, and he doesn't want to care so much at all.He turned his head and looked around, guessing that no one would come, so he simply slid down and rested his head on Hattori Heiji's shoulder.

The famous detective obviously didn't expect his friend to be so talkative.At first, I thought that the other party would despise him a few times and resolutely refused to approach him, but in the next second, he fell asleep like a stuffed toy, and he didn't wake up even if he poked him.

【Cut, I'm still staying up all night in such poor health. 】

Hattori Heiji leaned against the tree trunk and looked up at the clear winter sky. The sun fell on his face through the bare branches, leaving a thin warmth.

[Is the sun warm enough at this time?Do you want to take off your clothes and cover him? 】

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1756 hasn't been quite right lately.

Hattori Heiji was not the first to discover this, but he was the one who knew best what might have happened. ——Yes, he said 1756, not Rin Toyama.

When my friend is sleeping, he usually flips through the webpage when he has nothing to do, and then discovers a shocking secret.

1756 seems to have been hacked, and Rin Toyama didn't know it.

After learning that Rin Toyama's vest is 1756, he conveniently saved this blog address, and sometimes he clicked in and browsed casually, looking at those "I can" comments and then sulking or something.Occasionally leave a few messages, usually rubbish kaomoji with little information content, the most straight man kind, so Toyama Rin never replied to him, only ask him if he is free and has nothing to do when we meet .

Hattori Heiji was wronged.In fact, he really wanted to leave a message in the comment area saying that he is an iron buddy of 1756, but Toyama Rin said that if you dare to make me lose my vest, I will twist your head off and play football. ——That's not what the original words said, but it was the case in Hattori Heiji's eyes.Anyway, it was Toyama Rin who killed him.

So for one reason or another, Hattori Heiji imitated Rin Toyama's "1756" and changed his name to "1905".After entering the blog, I will only like 6 points.Although he quietly joined the so-called "1756 Support Club", he lived as humble as a machine fan and didn't say a few words.The president of the support club can't remember this person at all, and it's impossible to realize that this ruthless 6-deduction machine is actually the closest to 1756, and even hugged and kissed the owner of their family.

There is a saying that goes well: "You never know who the other side is and what they are doing".This is true for playing games, and it is also true for blogging.

As for 1756, because this person is too mysterious and aloof, everyone is curious about his true identity.So in the so-called "1756 support club", people often guess what kind of person the other party is.

The previous version was "Batman in the Heisei Era", which made Hattori Heiji want to deduct 6 after reading it.

It stands to reason that such a cooing and cold blogger should not survive half an episode in a certain "XX Game", but for some reason, 1756 has become more and more popular, and some websites have also begun to move Audio, and fans asked 1756 to show his face. If we don’t specialize in face-to-face, at least let us recognize his appearance, so as to avoid the blogger who really passed by once in the future and can’t recognize his fan.

The original area is not ugly, even if you are a fat house, we will follow you. ——God knows how long Hattori Heiji laughed in the ward after seeing this sentence.

So Toyama Rin got another nickname: "Fat House".Although he himself is not fat, nor is he so nerdy.But he likes to drink happy water from Fat House, so he is Fat House.

Closer to home.

The fans discovered something was wrong from 1756's reply.

1756 basically selects representative, serious message replies, and the interval is about once every eight [] or nine days, no more.In the past two days, I have suddenly become hardworking. I often reply to those rainbow fart messages, and keep silent about fingering or pitch questions asked by the die-hard fan "Sherlock Holmes in the Heisei Era".Then, the next day, he found a forum post of the support club from nowhere, made a speech in it, added a few people as friends, and was exposed to borrowing money from fans a few days ago.Although the money was paid back, but the tone of voice was not kind, which caused the popularity to drop a bit.

When Hattori Heiji found out about this, he found it incredible.He has been with Toyama Rin for so long, of course he knows what kind of person his friend is, and at a glance, his account has been hacked.Moreover, the account hacking was not to send that kind of harassing information, but to take the popularity as his own and authorize the audio sent by Toyama Rin to some people to defraud copyright fees.

As for Rin Toyama himself, he probably doesn't know. ——He has been muttering for almost a month, and he has never opened a blog or forum, so how would he know about those things on the Internet.In other words, Rin Toyama will definitely not be as leisurely as he is now if he knows.Although Hattori Heiji's friend has a good temper, he doesn't have buns. If someone ruins his reputation and steals his results, he must deal with it. It's inevitable to get angry, and he might explode right away.

Hattori Heiji thought about some of the remarks on the forum, hesitated, and told Toyama Rin about it after school.

Sure enough, he exploded with rage. ——The kind that gets angry all night if you can't sleep.

Early the next morning, Toyama Rin came to class with two dark circles under his eyes, and fell asleep while the class teacher was spot-checking and reciting, but was thrown out and punished to stand.Stand outside the classroom and continue to be angry.

That night, when Hattori Heiji finished his homework and came to Yuanshan's house, he found that the boy had put an iron bucket in the backyard, and inside was flying flames and black carbon ash.

Rin Toyama was not surprised when he saw Hattori Heiji come to him.He threw in the last stack of papers in his hand, and then pointed to the door to signal the other party to enter the room.

Heiji was stunned for a moment, and then realized that his friend seemed to be planning to burn all the scores he had written for so long.The whole person was startled, and immediately rushed forward, stretched out his hand, pulled out the half-burnt thing from the barrel and threw it on the ground, and then quickly stamped out the flames on it.

"These are your painstaking efforts, bastard! Don't you feel bad at all?"

Rin Toyama reached out and pulled his friend's hand holding his collar, and glanced at the scalded blisters on it, with a complicated expression, puzzled and surprised.

"I don't feel bad, those are just papers. It's only bothering me if you suddenly come over and pull them out."

"what?!"

"I remember the contents." Toyama Rin said with certainty, "It's okay to burn it. I just need a way to vent, so it's better, anyway, I can't put it in my room anyway. It might be a little troublesome to throw it away , just come over and burn it directly."

Hattori Heiji was stunned.

That’s right, if you remember all of them, the Burning Book is actually...

So why did I burn my hand and soak it?

Heiji's face darkened.

"You didn't say it earlier!!! My hand!!!"

Toyama Rin couldn't hold back a laugh, then Hattori Heiji's stern gaze swept over, and he immediately tensed up: "I don't laugh. I know you are kind, thank you, Heiji."

Hattori Heiji could see the muscles at the corners of Toyama Rin's mouth twitching with the naked eye, and his eyes blinked abnormally fast, obviously he was about to be unable to hold back.

The two stared at each other for five seconds in the yard.

Sure enough, Rin Toyama squatted on the ground laughing until tears came out.

"What do you think I'm going to do? Burn the score because of this kind of thing and never compose again?"

"..."

"Or do you think I'm going to hide in the corner of the room and cry?"

"...Can you please save me some time!!!"

Rin Toyama laughed, completely unaware that he might disturb the neighbors by doing this.Hattori Heiji was so angry that he wanted to punch someone, but his hands were full of blisters and he didn't want to make a fist.

There were tears of laughter on the boy's cheeks. It took him a lot of effort to straighten his waist, and finally stood up and reached out to hook Heiji's shoulders, letting the big detective who was as stiff as a robot lean to his side, forehead Hit the opponent's temple: "Let's go, idiot Heiji, go in first, I'll help you apply some medicine."

"...I want to kill you."

"Hahahahaha, don't, I still want to seek justice for myself. By the way, I have thought of a way. Come and help me see if it works."

"I do not."

"Hahahaha, don't be like this, Heiji, you still have a great image in my heart. ——I'm telling the truth! You have to believe me!"

"I do not!!!"

"Do you want soup? The kind you can pull noodles in?"

"Don't try to tempt me with supper!!! I won't forgive you!!!"

"What about the grilled chicken? The kind that can be coated with black pepper sauce?"

"...It needs charcoal grilling."

"Where's the chili?"

"No."