[Detective Conan] If the Yuanshan family gave birth to a boy

※I heard that becoming a cat is very popular recently, so I also come to catch a wave of enthusiasm

※Old rules, I don’t know what science is, in short, it’s just a cat

※The time is set when the two go to college

※The extra content has nothing to do with the main text

※Meat dregs move W,, B

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Some people say that human communication is generally like a tree.When I was first born, I was like a tree root, and no one was next to anyone. Then in elementary school, like a tree trunk, fate made us meet and grow up together. Then, after several times of admission, the classmates gradually separated and went to their own places. In different schools, there are only a handful of people who can go from elementary school to the same university and even work in the same company, and there are even only one person left alone. This is the treetop.

The same is true for Hattori Heiji and Toyama Rin.

After graduating from high school, Hattori · I will stay in Kansai even if I die · Heiji went to Osaka University, while Toyama Rin went to Tokyo.

It was a coincidence that he and Mao Lilan were in the same school, but the other was studying literature and he was studying music.

Hattori Heiji is very dissatisfied with this, but none of the several universities near Osaka has a better classical music major. For the sake of the future, Toyama Rin probably can only choose one of "going to Tokyo" and "going abroad". .

After considering her boyfriend, Rin still chose Tokyo. ——If he went to Italy, wouldn't he only see Heiji once or twice a year?

At that time, he was going to tell Heiji his decision, but the other party was so nervous that he didn't dare to breathe, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the word "Tokyo", but turned around and became depressed again——

"I knew that I would go to Keio with Kudo."

Toyama Rin patted his head: "It's okay, it will take about two hours by Shinkansen."

Hattori Heiji thought about it, then nodded. ——The fare of the Shinkansen is more than 3000. One round trip is multiplied by two. It seems that every weekend will cost a fortune...

The boy raised his eyebrows: "What? Do you really want to come here once a week?"

"It's okay! It's a big deal, I'll take more commissions! ——But I'm really uncomfortable without you by my side..."

As a result, because of this sentence, when Rin Toyama took his luggage to Tokyo, he always felt that a piece of his heart was hollowed out, and he had nowhere to go.

Most universities in Japan do not have student dormitories (except dormitories for international students), so college students generally rent houses outside by themselves.Anyway, the rental market in Japan is very regulated, and grown-up boys will not have any major problems renting a house outside.

Toyama Rin's apartment is not far from the school, and he can get there by crossing a commercial street and then crossing a large green space, so he directly saved the fare and waited for Hattori Hei to come to him next weekend It is time to ask the other party to eat something good.

"Long-distance love is so painful, Kudo." Hattori Heiji happened to bump into Kudo Shinichi when he was dealing with a commission, and finally pulled the other party to complain: "I really envy you and Ran staying in the same city——"

Kudo Shinichi twitched the corner of his mouth: "So why don't you go to school in Tokyo."

Hattori Heiji sighed: "Yeah, why don't I go to Tokyo to go to school!" - he accepted the invitation from Osaka University as soon as his head was hot, and when he realized that Toyama Rin should not stay in Osaka, he was gutted I regretted it all.

I don't know if Toyama Rin who is far away in Tokyo will feel the same way. Anyway, Hattori Heiji is a little worried that a person will fall from the sky one day and take Toyama Rin away from him. ——That's right, he was talking about the man named Amuro Toru.There is a saying in China that: if you are close to the water, you get the moon first. He looks not worried on the surface, but in fact he is panicked.

In Heiji's eyes, Amuro Toru is too nice to Toyama Rin. Although the other party is really just "taking care of his son", Hattori Heiji is not happy.

Toyama Rin was helpless. ——The fact that the boyfriend is so dark is really because he soaked too much in the vinegar vat when he was a child, right?It has been said that Toru Amuro is "father", can he still think about it?What's more, even if he was raped by Hattori Heiji, can he cheat?

Hattori Heiji didn't care, he was just jealous. ——The kind that makes you feel unbalanced when you see your friends go to cat cafes to pet cats and cats touch each other's noses.

"Why don't you lick me!!!"—that's the general idea.

So God made Heiji perfect and turned him into a cat.

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This is a very ordinary weekend.

After class, Rin Toyama waited near the exit of Shibuya Station as usual, but Hattori Heiji did not appear until it was dark for a long time, and no one answered the phone, as if the world had evaporated and he could not be contacted.

The temperature gradually dropped below freezing point, and the boy had no intention of leaving.He leaned against the Hachiko statue not far away, rubbed his hands together and put them into his pockets, then exhaled puffs of white air, and from time to time pulled out his mobile phone to dial his boyfriend's number, listened to the busy sound for a long time, and then hung up Lose.

The trams are almost at a stop.

Just when the boy was thinking about whether to go back first, a kitten emerged from the grass next to him. It was just weaned, like a ball of black wool, with its tail standing high behind it. He meowed excitedly.

Rin Toyama looked at the guy at his feet who was biting his trouser leg and meowing non-stop, thinking it was hungry, so he took out a piece of salmon sushi that he planned to bring to Heiji's belly, and then squatted down Spread your palms and let the kitten look at what's in his hands.

I thought it would try it first before deciding whether to eat it or not, but the cat didn’t seem to be worried about whether there was anything wrong with the food that humans gave him, so it meowed, opened its mouth unceremoniously, ate the fish fillet, and licked its mouth Then continue meowing.

Probably not full.

Rin Toyama took out another piece of fish, but this guy didn't even smell it, biting his trouser leg and still meowing.

The boy reached out and touched the kitten's head, scratched behind the ears with his fingertips a few times, and then pushed the little guy into the grass: "Okay, let's go find your family."

The kitten was in a hurry, aww, grabbed Rin Toyama's index finger in one bite, raised his butt and pulled the human in front of him back.

The result, of course, is that human beings are as motionless as Mount Tai.

Toyama Rin laughed, and seeing that the kitten didn't reject him, he reached out and hugged the cat and turned over.

"It turned out to be a boy." The boy said to himself after seeing the two fur balls under the tail.However, the kitten who heard this sentence froze for a few seconds, and covered its face with its two front paws crossed.

Rin Toyama didn't find any signs on the kitten to lead him to find the owner, but judging from the other party's unafraid performance, it must be a house cat.The teenager's fingers crossed the kitten's spine, and the cat closed its mouth and finally stopped barking. It nestled on the human's arm and swung its tail quietly, until Toyama Rin stuck a hand of blood on its shoulder before raising it. With a sound, he retracted his front paws

Being bullied by other wild cats.

Toyama Rin took him under the street lamp and looked carefully, and came to this conclusion.At this time, the pet hospital was closed, so he could only pick up the shivering kitten and take it back to his apartment.

The black cat didn't have any objection to this, and even jumped up to the porch first, shook its tail and watched the human take off its shoes in front of it, then turned around and walked into the living room, as if it was the owner.

This is a smart black cat. —— Rin Toyama thought.

But no matter how smart he is, he can't just sit so dirty on his favorite cushion.

Rin Toyama ran over at the speed of light, and threw the mat and the cat into the bathtub.

Cats don't like being washed like a piece of clothing, especially don't like people washing their balls in front of them.

I didn't expect you to be this kind of Toyama Rin! ! ! ——Although the body is a cat, but the mind is as good, the all-knowing famous detective Hattori Heiji growled loudly.And when such a growl reached the young man's ears, it became——

"Old Wu!!! Old Wu!!! Old Wu, Old Wu, Old Wu!!!"

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As a kitten that can only meow, it is really difficult for it to scream like "Old Wu".

When Rin Toyama carried the cat back to the living room, the guy was almost wilting. —— Hattori Heiji originally planned to go to Tokyo to find a boyfriend after solving the case, but who would have thought that he would suddenly become dizzy and turn into a cat when he woke up.So he could only be a "fare evasion cat" and took the Shinkansen to Tokyo Station, and then got on the tram with the help of a few kind girls he met along the way, and was chased by a group of wild cats at the entrance of the alley. After several twists and turns, it was not easy to find the familiar person.

When seeing her boyfriend waiting for him here, Heiji Mao was both relieved and sad, and the whole cat was about to cry.

What a fool! ! !What time is it, are you still waiting here? !

After Toyama Rin helped him stop the bleeding briefly, Heijimao wanted to express his love, so he stuck out his tongue and licked the other's fingertips...

I took a mouthful of iodophor, and licked the milk powder that I had washed for a long time before I recovered.

Then human beings don't care about him. —— Rin Toyama put the black cat in a cardboard box he had padded with old clothes, and started calling Heiji.

Seeing this, the black cat immediately got up from the mat, jumped onto the low table and grabbed the phone with its claws. The meat ball stepped on it and hung up the phone, and then kicked it down.

"Meow!!! Meow meow!!!" Look at me!I am Heiji! ! !

Rin Toyama raised his eyebrows, reached out to drive the cat off the table that seemed to be trying to attract his attention, and stood in front of the sliding door with his mobile phone to continue making calls.

Usually the cat is in a hurry.Reluctantly grabbed the trouser legs of the human being and climbed to the back of the neck to stand, and continued to meow.Rin was afraid that it would fall, so he could only bend his waist and reach out to chase it away. After a long stalemate, he finally put the phone aside.

The black cat immediately jumped into the bedroom, jumped onto the desk, picked up the pencil in the pen holder, and began to think of a way to write a few words in front of Toyama Rin. ——Anyway, in the comics he read that changed from cat to dog to bird to smaller, the protagonists did this all the time.

However, the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.

A pair of cat's claws and a mouth can write words.

Rin Toyama watched the black cat in front of him frantically abused his pencil, knocking everything on the table to the ground, feeling a little helpless in his heart. ——Does this cat want to tear down the house at such a young age? !

So the Heiji cat was put into a cardboard box by humans and locked on the balcony.

Although it is a closed balcony! ! !But it's really cold without air conditioning! ! !

Heiji Mao crawled into Rin Toyama's old clothes to keep warm while protesting frantically.The voice seemed to be killing a milk cat, the hairs on Rin Toyama's back stood up, and finally he could only carry the cat back to the bedroom.

The black cat tried so hard to make humans realize that it was Hattori Heiji, but the other party only regarded it as a real cat, reached out and touched its head when it heard meowing, and then started looking at the phone.

I'm exhausted. ——Hattori Heiji finally got honest after trying twice to jump on the table but failed.

It lay at Toyama Rin's feet, rubbing against the other's slippers with its stomach, and its ears were not so stiff anymore.

Seeing such a kitten, the boy's heart softened again.

He picked up the little guy from the ground and put it on the table, propped his chin in one hand and looked at the beautiful little guy seriously, then sighed.

"You said Heiji's guy is all right?" said the boy. ——He didn't expect the black cat to understand, but the human instinct made him regard the living thing in front of him as the object to confide in, "I didn't answer the phone or reply to the message... I heard from Police Officer Otaki that he didn't go back to his apartment either, Where did you go?"

"Meow meow." I'm right in front of you, damn it! ! !

Rin Toyama closed his mouth and lay down on the table to touch the cat's tail for a while, then got up to wash.

He placed the black cat on the desk when he was sleeping at night, but the other party insisted on going to bed, pushed it down and jumped up again, and started screaming "Old Wu Lao Wu" after closing the door, so Toyama Rin could only compromise, After seeing the kitten lying obediently next to his pillow, he turned off the desk lamp.

The teenager suffered from insomnia and didn't fall asleep until early in the morning.Pingji cat sees the guilt in his eyes.

It arched its waist and moved to a place, lying almost face-to-face next to Toyama Rin, then moved closer to its furry mouth and touched the corner of the human's mouth.

"Meow." Sorry.

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When Toyama Rin woke up at noon the next day, he almost doubted his life. ——I remember that what I picked up last night was a slap-sized kitten. Why did this cat look six or seven months old when I woke up? !Black cats all look alike, don't you switch bags while he's sleeping? !

He immediately got up, picked up the black cat and looked at it, and found that the wound on his shoulder was still there, and he was even more puzzled.

What breed of cat are you? !Grow for months overnight! ! !

Then the quilt was lifted——

A puddle of urine.

"Should I be thankful that you didn't piss on my face and then put a piece of shit next to my pillow? I'll just throw you out." After packing up, the boy folded his arms and looked at the scared animal The black cat with airplane ears stood up and found a cardboard box, put the guy screaming "Old Wu Lao Wu" in it, sealed it with tape, and then poked a few more air holes around it.

It's over.Rin is throwing me away. —— Hattori Heiji thought to himself.

He didn't mean to pee on the bed. ——He didn't know why he just couldn't control himself! ! !Can't be more embarrassing if I got up halfway through sleep and peed on the bed? !

Heiji cat screamed all the way, until Toyama Rin tore off the tape, and he jumped out with a whoosh, only to realize that he was taken to the pet hospital.

The teenager grabbed it back and carried it to the doctor.The bearded uncle checked the wound on the black cat's shoulder very carefully, then prescribed some medicine, and finally raised his head and asked Toyama Rin——

"Is your cat half a year old?"

"Last night..." Toyama Rin shut up after finishing speaking. ——Who would believe it if it grows into a big cat overnight?These people certainly wouldn't believe it, but he did.After all, Kudo Shinichi can become a primary school student and then grow up, there is no reason why cats can't.What if it's a poor wretch that ate some chemical company's scrap and turned into a kitten and back again? !

So the boy cleared his throat: "I just picked it up last night. Doctor, please write me a note. I want to give it a comprehensive physical examination."

The veterinarian nodded, reached out and tapped on the computer to print out a stack of checklists for various items.

"Is this your first time raising a cat?"

"Ah."

"Ever considered neutering your cat?"

"sterilization?"

"Well, male cats are more troublesome when they are in heat. They bark and urinate everywhere. And neutering can reduce the incidence of diseases and prolong their lifespan. - Of course, many people think this is not humane, but the decision is yours , we only tell you the pros and cons."

Rin Toyama thought about the cat peeing the sheets this morning, and asked clearly: "Can I have the surgery now?"

Heijimao, who had no idea why he grew into a six-month-old cat overnight, was still thinking about his bed-wetting in the morning, but when Rin Toyama's words came over, the cat was stunned.

What? !Are you going to yank me? !

"Old Wu, Lao Wu, Lao Wu, Lao Wu, Lao Wu!!!" The black cat collapsed instantly.

You can't do this kind of thing to death, Rin! ! !You castrated me, what about your sex and happiness life! ! !I can't fuck you until you meow, bah, I can't fuck you until you cry, what if you and Toru Amuro run away? !

Fortunately, Rin Toyama was joking.

According to him - this cat was picked up by me, it should be a domestic cat, so it has an owner.It's inhumane to swallow a cat without telling the owner, he can't do it.

So Heiji Mao performed a full-body examination in fear, and finally returned to the apartment with Toyama Rin at night.

Hattori Heiji, who saved his balls, turned his grief and anger into appetite, ate a whole fish, and then lay in the boy's arms moaning and moaning.

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Rin Toyama likes cats but he has never raised one himself.After taking a photo of the Heiji cat and making it into a missing person notice in an attempt to find the owner but failed, the boy finally resigned to his fate and kept the black cat that could never be found after throwing it out at night.

Toyama Rin, who became a shit shoveler, called his classmate A, who owns cats, to the pet store to buy a lot of cat supplies, including cat food, cat canned food, nutrition cream, hair cream, cat bowl, cat litter, cat litter, cat toys, etc. After bringing it back, I found that the black cat at home actually ignored it. It even glanced at the catnip and then ignored the grass that made other cats drunk, and followed him around with its tail up. Also meowing.

It followed the boy to clean the room, and watched from behind when he tidied up the cat litter. When he and classmate A had lunch together, he jumped onto the low table and licked the corner of the other's mouth while humans were eating chicken nuggets.Toyama Rin pushed it down and it jumped up again. It started screaming desperately when it was locked in a cage or thrown on the balcony. It only behaved cutely when it was next to humans, and hooked the boy's arm with its own tail. From time to time, he leaned over his head and rubbed against the person in front of him.

Isn't this too clingy? !Are you still a cat? !

Classmate A was very surprised. ——No, the cat you picked up has no life of its own at all?

Toyama Rin was also very surprised. —Aren’t all cats like this?When I go to cat cafes, those cats are very attached to me!

Classmate A looked at the cat scratches on his arm, and burst into tears instantly.

Damn it, it's also a picked cat, why is this briquette so nice! ! !

Classmate A vowed to let his Sanhua pig communicate more with the black cat of Rin Toyama's family, hoping that the little Sanhua could be more or less tainted with the black cat's good temper.

So classmate A went back home without hesitation, and brought Sanhua, who was screaming "Old Wu Lao Wu" and punching him frantically, to Toyama Rin's apartment.

The two cats looked at each other across the table, and then...

Sanhua lost her temper.

The black cat didn't understand what happened at first, and he didn't realize it until the three-flowered pig ran towards him with a howl.

The black cat "Old Wu" screamed, its tail stood up, and the fur on it exploded.It quickly ran to Toyama Rin who was sitting on the chair, and burrowed directly into the opponent's sweater.Not to be outdone, Xiao Sanhua jumped onto the boy's thigh and stretched out her two paws to grab the boy's collar.

For a while, the room was full of chickens and dogs, and after classmate A went back with Sanhua, everyone in the living room and the cat were exhausted.

Heiji cat lay on Toyama Rin's chest and panted.Because the cat's hearing is very keen, the trembling sound of the human chest is also very obvious to it. ——That was Rin Toyama smiling.

The black cat raised its head, wondering what the boy was laughing at.The next second, the human hugged him and sat up, stretched his fingers behind its ear and scratched it a few times, slid his right hand down its spine, slightly curling the tip of his furry tail, "What's the matter with you, little boy?" Brother? Isn’t mating an animal’s instinct? Don’t cats also refuse to lift?”

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Heh, I didn't expect you to be such a Toyama Rin.

Hattori Heiji realized that going on like this was no way out.He tried to use Toyama Rin's mobile phone to type the message "I am Heiji" on the screen, but as soon as he put his paw on it, Rin took him away and never allowed him to approach the mobile phone, and the same goes for the computer.And no matter how unsuitable he was for a cat, the boy just thought it was a smart cat.

It's no wonder that people become cats, unless they see it with their own eyes, who would have thought of it?

The black cat officially named "Heijiro" by Rin Toyama studied for a whole night, and then finally thought of a certain old and cunning "?" college student detective.

Kudo! ! !I need you Kudo! ! !

So Heiji Mao ran to Keio Yijuku while Rin Toyama was going to class, and then saw Kudo Shinichi's name in the football club lounge.

"Hey, Kudo, there's a cat over there looking for you... Bah, no, there's a cat over there scratching your locker." Just went to change clothes and saw a cat jump up and pull down the doorknob to invade changing clothes Classmate B, who read famous brands while meowing eloquently, felt that his world view was beginning to shake.

Kudo Shinichi was very puzzled when he learned of this.He also panicked when he saw the black cat sitting on top of his clothes waiting for him to come over.

This look seemed to seek revenge.

After looking around and finding that there was only himself and the cat here, Kudo Shinichi squatted down and greeted the cat in front of him.

"You...what can I do for you?" - He laughed as soon as he finished speaking.

I am talking to cats.

I was actually talking to the cat.

I, Shinichi Kudo, was actually talking to the cat.

And the guy in front of him seemed to understand, he jumped from the stool into the locker easily with a "meow", and took out Kudo Shinichi's cell phone.

Don't the lockers have locks?Who opened it? !

The black cat showed its nails. For some reason, Kudo Shinichi also read the "satisfied" emotion from the cat's face.

Heijimao simply threw the phone in front of Kudo Shinichi, puffed up his chest and patted the screen with his paw to signal the other party to open the combination lock.

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Toyama Rin originally made an appointment this afternoon to take the black cat for vaccination + discuss with the veterinarian about cutting eggs, but he didn't expect that as soon as he came home at noon, the cat from far away rushed over and scratched the door when he heard his footsteps The cat disappeared.

He was looking for cats nearby until dusk, and when he was so anxious that he didn't know what to do, he received a call.

"Your cat is here with me."

If the person who called was not Kudo Shinichi, he would have thought that the next line on the other side was "give me 500 million immediately or I will tear up the ticket".

It was a coincidence that his cat got lost and was picked up by Kudo Shinichi.Probably because he saw his name and phone number written on the cat's collar, so he knew the owner was him.

It is said that Rin Toyama’s school and Kudo’s school are both in Tokyo, but it feels like they are separated by thousands of miles, and it takes about 10 minutes by tram.Such a long distance, how did Heijiro and his cat get to Keio? !

"I'll come pick it up now."

Kudo made a "hmm", and then said earnestly: "It's not a real cat!"

I'm sorry, it's too windy, I didn't catch it, can you say it again?

"Listen to me, although it's a bit strange, he is Hattori Heiji!"

"Oh, that's it." Toyama Rin responded, his tone sounded as steady as an old dog, but he was actually panicking inside.The key which was locking the door was nearly broken in the lock. --what's the situation?Hasn't Hattori Heiji evaporated? !The police have reported it, and Heizo and Ginshiro both went out to find their son (daughter-in-law) in person. He had to call seven or eight times a day to Osaka. They all said that there was no news, why did he suddenly become a cat? ? !

He took the black cat and ran home secretly by the tram without telling the tram staff. As soon as he entered the door, Toyama Rin put the black cat on the low table and met the other's eyes.

For a while, one person and one cat didn't make a sound.

The clock rang behind him, the boy looked back at the time, got up and went into the bathroom without saying anything, and then went straight to bed.

Wait, wait a minute, won't you listen to my explanation? !

Pingjimao was as cowardly as a rabbit, but even though he thought so, he couldn't explain it.And Toyama Rin's reaction really made him a little scared, so he didn't dare to jump on the bed until the lights went out for a long time, lying on his boyfriend's pillow.

The cat's whiskers rubbed Rin's cheeks itchy.

He realized that Heiji had jumped up, and immediately reached out and pushed him down.But this time, the clingy black cat didn't run back to the pillow as persistently as before.

The cat meowed softly, sounding like a sigh.

The black cat was lying on the ground sad for a long time but did not see Toyama Rin coming down to hug him, feeling even more sad.

[It's not that I want to become a cat, I also want to explain, you didn't give me a chance.Now I know why this attitude? 】

Hattori felt that her boyfriend had changed his mind. Heiji almost cried, and walked to the bedroom door dejectedly.The ears and tails were drooping, and the pads under his feet hardly made any sound when they stepped on the tatami.

The bedside light was on without warning.

The black cat shivered, and looked towards the light source reflexively.Then I heard the sound of cloth rubbing, and before I could react, I was hugged by Toyama Rin.

The familiar breath made him grunt in satisfaction.

The boy's fingers patted his back, just like how Rin Toyama hugged him when he was a human.

"I'm sorry, I was mad at myself," Toyama Rin said, "Kudou said you've been trying to tell me, but I didn't realize it.—Sorry, I'm so stupid."

The black cat seemed to sigh again.

How stupid, such a thing as a boyfriend turning into a cat... It is impossible for ordinary people to think of this.

Heiji cat's tail swayed, hooking the boy's wrist.The right paw carefully put away his nails and patted his boyfriend's face, as if to comfort him. ——He knows how anxious Toyama Rin is if he can't find him these days.The young man suffers from insomnia every night, and when he finally falls asleep, it is always a nightmare. The content of his sleep talk is still his name. He even left him at home as a cat and starved for two days. He ran back to Osaka to find someone. Hao Lin finally thought that there was a little life in his apartment that he needed to be responsible for and rushed back to Tokyo, otherwise he might really have to go downstairs to dig through the garbage to eat.Thinking of this, he was a little dumbfounded.

【Hey, don't cry. 】

"Shut up, you stupid cat."

Rin Toyama sniffed, tightened his arms and hugged his boyfriend who turned into a cat in his arms, and——

"Old Wu!!!"

Shrill screams echoed in the bedroom. ——He, Hattori Heiji, a dignified and ideal cat, was DD'd by Rin Toyama's watch.

For some reason, a scene of cracking eggs appeared in front of my eyes.

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