Shit shovel officer dressed as the emperor

The next day, Jingxi was finally about to start working officially.

It was rare for him to wake up early in the morning, and after another roll in the fluffy gray fluff, he jumped up energetically.

The big cat opened its eyes in a daze, and yawned lazily.

"Good morning!" Jing Xi said, rubbing the big cat's fur.

The big guy stuck his head over and rubbed affectionately on Jingxi's body.

But... what should be done now?

Jingxi looked at the big cat and started to be in a daze.

His Majesty the Emperor is next door. He is busy with work, so he must not be disturbed casually.

Xiaohui's guards stayed in the other room, on guard 24 hours a day, and they could be seen as soon as the door was opened.

Last night Jing Xi curiously stretched out his head to take a look. It was already late at night, but these guards were still upright, making Jing Xi, who had already changed into soft pajamas and rubbed the cat, feel a little ashamed for no reason.

I always feel that compared with these people, my salary is a bit guilty...

He retracted his head silently, a little helpless at his slight social fear.

This morning, the homeboy Jing Xi thought he had changed into decent clothes, and led the big cat to open the door again.

"Good morning..." His voice could not help but weaken again.

The guards have already changed a group of people, and this time the leader is the beautiful young lady with a kind name.

"Good morning," the young lady greeted him with a smile, "You got up very early!"

Jing Xi was still wearing soft long-haired slippers, smiling guilty.

He hurriedly turned around and changed his shoes before walking out again.

"By the way, what should we do today?" He asked the young lady.

The officer lady looked a little dazed.

"This..." She glanced at the big cat uncertainly, "Or, you can ask His Majesty?"

It's better for her not to meddle in the matter of these two couples casually.

Jingxi glanced hesitantly at the emperor's bedroom.

Although Jingxi felt that Jun Yu was a very friendly emperor, he still felt that it would be better if he didn't bother him too much - if it was true, he might not be able to be a favored minister in his life.

The gentle young man looked hesitantly at his obviously more experienced colleague: "His Majesty...is he busy now?"

At this moment, the door of His Majesty's bedroom opened suddenly, and His Majesty came out wearing a coat with a dark face. It seemed that he didn't sleep very well last night.

Jing Xi felt a little cowardly when she saw him—although there was no reason to be cowardly at all.

His Majesty the Emperor walked up to Jingxi like the wind, and looked down at him, his ice blue eyes did not fluctuate at all.

Jing Xi couldn't help holding his breath, and he was already trying to recall in his mind, did he do something wrong yesterday?

His Majesty the Emperor looked at him deeply for a while, but he didn't speak. He just turned his head and said to Zhuo Xiangxue: "Jingxi will go out with me today, you should make preparations first."

The female adjutant nodded professionally, turned around and went to order others.

"Where are we going? Do I need to prepare anything?" Jing Xi asked nervously.

Since the last experience, he has a simple understanding of the changes on the earth, and he also knows that there are probably threats everywhere outside today.

"You just need to follow me," Jun Yu said, and glanced at the big cat again: "Take this guy."

Although there are still many traces of pollution from the old evil gods on the earth, as long as you follow the big cat, Jingxi will generally not encounter any danger.

Jing Xi was still a little scared, and grabbed the big cat's fur tightly, accidentally lost his attention, and gently tore off a small fur.

"I'm sorry." He hurriedly rubbed the big cat's painful place to apologize.

The big cat didn't take it seriously at all, it just stuck out its barbed tongue and gently licked Jingxi's hand.

The wet and slightly rough texture very well soothed Jingxi's nervousness.

Junyu caught a glimpse of the greasy crook here again, stretched out his hand and said to Jingxi, "Show me its fur."

Jingxi didn't know why and handed over the few hairs in his hand.

The big cat meowed in protest, but the emperor ignored him completely.

The emperor glanced down and couldn't help laughing angrily.

This stuff is packed really hard enough.

"What's wrong?" Jing Xi always couldn't let go in front of him, and couldn't help but get nervous.

The emperor just shook his head, and put the few pieces of feline hair disguised into his pocket. With a little force, the long gray hairs turned into thin smoke and melted into his fingertips.

"Is there anything special about this?" Although nervous, Jing Xi couldn't help being curious, "I also stored a lot of Xiaohui's shed hair at home, and I wanted to save it up to make a toy ball."

"It used to often..." The emperor gave Xiao Hui a weird look again, "Shedding hair?"

"Yeah, not all small animals are like this," Jing Xi nodded, "Lao Ha is also like this, only the cows don't fall too much... Ah, I'm talking about Ji Jeff and Antalumi."

It is indeed a bit strange that the hero and heroine appear on the stage because of hair loss.

The emperor's eyes were even more elusive. He glanced at the big cat, shook his head, and said nothing.

In his mind, he has already secretly turned on the mocking mode: "You guys are really good, and you use this method to compete for favor."

The big cat snorted coldly and ignored him.

In fact, the emperor misunderstood Jeff, that dog did not have such an IQ.

He just became a human suddenly, and he has not adapted to the change of his original habits, so he wants to shed his hair involuntarily.

Xiao Hui is the one who is keenly aware of opportunities.

These cat hairs are actually similar to the effect of crystallization, but the amount is smaller and more difficult to detect.

Otherwise, how could it make Jingxi like her more?The honest big cat outside couldn't help showing a complacent expression.

Antalumi thought that she was the most special one, every day when Baba sent some small stones, Jingxi would only put them into the box.

It's not like the fluff floating around, which will be sucked into the body if you are not careful.

His Majesty the Emperor once again refreshed his understanding of the shamelessness of his Yuan Ling.

All I can say is, feel ashamed!

Over there, the emperor and Jingxi's guards were ready to go.

The guard yesterday was Xiaohui’s guards in name, but of course it was specially set up for Jingxi. After all, he is the emperor’s partner—although it’s still in a state where everyone knows it except him—whether Whether it is from the consideration of royal etiquette or safety, this team is very valuable

His Majesty the Emperor also had a larger guard, but because of his strength, he often left those poor guys behind.

Since His Majesty confirmed the choice of a partner, all these emperor's bodyguards who have been aggrieved all the year round are all rejoicing. After all, even if they can't catch up with the emperor, they can always keep up with this ordinary person, right?

Finally, I no longer have to worry about being deducted from my salary every day!

Facts have proved that they still think too much.

As soon as he left the palace, the emperor looked at the group of people behind him, then at Jing Xi who was following the big cat at his feet, and suddenly asked, "Are you afraid of heights?"

Jingxi was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "It's not that scary... Last time it was because I jumped straight down that my legs were weak, usually it doesn't matter."

He was talking about the time they were on the jumping platform on the moon.

Up to now, Jingxi still feels that it was a bit embarrassing.

They are walking on the edge of the cliff now, the wind is strong, but it is not very cold.

The emperor turned his head and looked at it from the side. Jingxi was half a head shorter than him, and his face was very small. His originally big and round eyes were slightly narrowed by the mountain wind, but his eyelashes seemed longer. His lips still had a smile on his face. , soft and gentle.

Then, the emperor grabbed Jingxi's waist and jumped directly from the high cliff.

The big cat following them also kicked its hind legs and ran away with the emperor.

The others were busy trying to keep up, but it was a pity that His Majesty's speed was too fast, and there was obviously one person with him, but within a few minutes, they couldn't even see the corner of the emperor's clothes.

Dumped by him again!

Every time I go out, I can't keep up with the guards who I protect, and I doubt life.

The guards of His Majesty the Emperor are a little better, anyway, this is not the first time this has happened... No, it should be said that most of the time, they have encountered this.

Jingxi's bodyguard has not yet come to his senses.

"They... just ran away like this?" The female adjutant looked incredulous.

She felt that her ability to act was already good enough. Although she had heard warnings before, she never expected that His Majesty would be so... capricious?

Apart from this word, she really didn't know how to better sum up her mood at this moment.

"What do we do now?" she asked her significantly more experienced colleagues.

One of His Majesty's guards smiled wryly: "What else can we do? Let's go after him. Anyway, this time I know where His Majesty is going. At least I don't have to worry about finding him."

Their wishes are just that humble.

On the other side, Jingxi was completely petrified.

Last time it was only a little higher at most, but it was still on the sports field, and it will be fine after a short period of adaptation.

But now, he just jumped off the cliff!

White clouds surged under the feet, a few dead branches of old trees protruding abruptly, and irregularly shaped rocks. The most terrifying thing was the towering cliffs that were almost upright.

Even though it was the interstellar era, Jing Xi felt as if he had suddenly broken into a martial arts drama and was being grabbed and flew around by an expert.

It looked amazing on TV, but he didn't realize it until he was caught in his hands. It was not a good feeling.

The emperor held his hand very steadily and did not tighten it. The problem was that this way of jumping off a cliff was countless times more exciting than riding a roller coaster or bungee jumping, and it was too much a test for his little heart.

Jingxi couldn't say anything for a while, the cold wind was blowing straight into his mouth and nose, his eyes couldn't be opened at all, and he didn't dare to open them, so he could only stiffen his hands and feet, trying to lean on the emperor, without moving. dare not move.

After a while, he felt his speed slow down, and slowly opened his eyes in fear.

They have now come to the top of a forest, the emperor stepped on the treetops and volleyed forward, the elegant big cat followed them quietly, as for the others, they had all disappeared.

Jingxi glanced at the soles of his feet in fear.

The dark green forest is eerily quiet. There is no bird or any other animal traces. Every tree seems to grow exactly the same, no matter the height, the branching of the branches, or even every leaf.

Looking around, they seemed to be in a forest created by copying and pasting the same tree, and they felt an uncontrollable shudder.

Jing Xi opened his eyes wide, feeling that the scene in front of him was more frightening than rapid descent.

"There...is something wrong here!" He tugged at the emperor's clothes in fear, and asked in a low voice, for fear that the sound would be too loud, and something troublesome would be awakened instead.

The emperor just looked at the soles of his feet with a relaxed look: "It's nothing, they are all minor problems, and they can't make waves."

As soon as he finished speaking, a long sound suddenly came from the dark green forest, rumbling and rolling all the way, as if some kind of monster hidden underground had discovered their intrusion.

The emperor still did not respond and continued on his way.

The forest behind them suddenly opened a gap silently, and a tornado with sand and gravel suddenly rose on a sunny day and moved straight towards them.

The emperor didn't even bother to take a second look. With a wave of his hand, the tornado disappeared without a sound, just like when it was formed.

The forest returned to its original appearance, as if nothing had happened.

"We need to inspect these places every year to prevent the formation of new evil spirits," the emperor explained to Jingxi for the first time what he saw, "you may deal with these things often in the future, don't be afraid, Xiao Hui can protect you."

He was a little worried at first, but after discovering what the cat was doing secretly, he felt relieved a lot.

I have to admit, that cat was kind of useful at some point.

Jingxi turned around slowly, looking at this strange forest: "What the hell happened here?"

"You will know soon." The emperor didn't explain in more detail, but just hugged him and accelerated his forward speed.

Not long after, Jingxi saw a circular human building suddenly appearing in the middle of the forest.

That place is a protruding semicircle, completely covered by some kind of metal, only a small door is opened at the top, allowing people to enter and exit.

His Majesty the Emperor landed on the door, stepped on it lightly, and the door opened. He jumped down with Jing Xi, and the big cat followed them closely.

After entering, Jingxi was surprised to find that several guards who had been left behind had already arrived.

A somewhat familiar guard looked at the emperor helplessly: "Your Majesty, you just ran over again."

They came by airship on the edge of the cliff, which was faster and much safer.Even for well-trained fighters, the vicinity is still very dangerous.

The emperor just nodded: "I went to check the situation over there. Sure enough, the last shock woke up those guys again, and they need to be cleaned up as soon as possible."

Jing Xi couldn't understand what they were talking about, but just looked at the isolated island in the forest curiously.

Although it looked like a small semicircle from the outside, the space inside was actually much larger than he had imagined. Researchers in snow-white uniforms came and went among the flashing machines, very busy.

"This is a branch of the Academy of Sciences, which specializes in studying the pollution of evil gods at close range." The emperor explained to Jingxi.

Jing Xi nodded half-understanding, still looking curiously at the entire glass curtain wall.

It should be for the convenience of close observation. The entire wall of this scientific research station is transparent, but the forest outside the wall can be seen directly.

Unlike the calm and calm outside, the interior of the forest is a complicated and labyrinth-like place.

The closer to the ground, the more serious the twisting of the branches. It seems that they are all entangled together in the end, forming a huge whole, with an incomprehensible sense of terror.

Yes, horror, this was Jingxi's first feeling when he saw the scene outside.

It was a horror that could not be understood by normal reason.

He took a deep breath.

The emperor stretched out his hand directly and turned his face away.

"Don't look at it anymore, don't think about it, those things may cause madness even looking directly at them," he whispered.

Only then did Jingxi realize that the researchers were wearing strange-looking eye masks, which should be to prevent them from looking directly at them.

"Those... what?" Jing Xi murmured to himself in disbelief, "It looks really scary."

"Troublesome things," said the Emperor, "but we have to fight them."

"It has been more than 1000 or two hundred years since the evil gods appeared on the earth." Suddenly, a white-haired but hale and hearty old man came over. A handsome and handsome man, he raised Jingxi's hand, "It's an honor to meet you, lovely young man."

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: put Bai Luoluo on the ground and put 10 bottles of the sun;

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